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Big Bill Hell’s Cars

    Original video
    Fuck you, Baltimore! If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Hell's Cars. Bad Deals! Cars that break down!! Thieves!!! If you think that you're gonna find a bargain at Big Bill's, you can kiss my ass! It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker, you'll fall for this bullshit! Guaranteed! If you find a better deal, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!! You heard us right, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!!! Bring your trade, bring your title, bring your wife! We'll fuck her! That's Right! We'll fuck your wife! Because at Big Bill Hell's, you're fucked six way to Sunday! Take a hike to Big Bill Hell's! Home of challenge pissing! That's right, challenge pissing! How does it work? If you can piss 6 feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get no down payment. Don't wait, don't delay. Don't fuck with us, or we'll rip your nuts off! Only at Big Bill Hell's: The only dealer that tells you to fuck off! Hurry up, asshole! This event ends the minute after you write us a check, and it better not bounce or you're a dead motherfucker! Go to hell! Big Bill Hell's Cars: Baltimore's filthiest and exclusive home of the meanest sons of bitches of the state of Maryland. Guaranteed!
    FUCK 😤 YOU 🐄 BALTIMORE! if 🤥 you're 👧👆 dumb 🤤 enough 🤙 to buy 💳 a 🗣🅰 new 🆕 car 🍳 this 👇 weekend, you're 👆 a big 😱 enough schmuck to 🏃👅 come 💦💦 to 💦 Big Bill Hell's 😡😭 Cars. ☠ Bad 🤦 Deals! Cars that 😐🏻 break 🔨🔨 down! 😂 Thieves! If you 👴👆 think 💭🤔 you can 🔫 find 👀 a 😭😗 bargain at 😂 Big 🍌 Bill's, you 💬😐 can kiss 😘💏 my 🍆😊 ass! It's our 🅱 belief that you're 👉👧 such 😩😢 a ☝ stupid 🚫🚫 motherfucker, ‼ that you'll 💯👏 fall ↘ for this 👈 bullshit 🐮🐮 GUARANTIED! If 👏 you 🍆 find 🔍 a ⛳ better deal, shove 💦 it 💦 up 🗺 your 👦 ugly ass! 🍑 you 🏻👉 heard us right, SHOVE IT 💦 UP 😍❤ YOUR 👏 UGLY 🤢 ASS! 🍑🐄 Bring ⬅➡ your 🍞🙄 tray, 🙄 bring your 🅱 title, 🤔 bring ⬅➡ your wife, 👰🏼 WE'LL 👥💰 FUCK HER. 😅 That's 👶😐 right, 👌 we'll fuck 🖕🅱 your 👉 wife! 👩 Because 👀👑 at 😍 Big 😱😩 Bill 📑📑 Hell's, 🔥👹 you're 👈 fucked six ways 💯🤔 from 😮 sunday. ☀😐 Take a 🏿🍆 hike, to 👅 Big 😍 Bill Hell's: 🅱🅱 home of CHALLENGE PISSING - that's 👌 right - CHALLENGE 🏋 PISSING. How 🗣 does it 🚫🎎 work? 👨 If you can 🔫☺ piss six feet 👣👣 into the ☀ air ☁🌬 straight 💏 up, and 🍇 not get 💁 wet, 😖😖 you 🍆😛 get 💆 no down ⬇ payment! Don't 🚫😡 wait! Don't 🙅 delay! DON'T 🙅 FUCK 🖕 WITH 😣 US, 🙌♀ or 😛 we'll rip 😂 your 🏾 nuts off. Only 🔑💦 at 😂❤ Big 😩😍 Bill Hell's: 🔥👹 the only dealer that 👉👉 tells 🗣 you 👶 to 😩👏 FUCK 👉🏻 OFF! HURRY 🏃⏳ UP 👎🔺 ASSHOLE! 💩 This ☝ event 👐👐 ends ♂🤷 the minute ⏰ after 😡 you 👴🍆 write 📝✏ us 👩 a 👌👌 check, 💸 and it better 👑👨 not 👏💉 bounce, or 😫🚨 you're a dead 😵 motherfucker. 😡😡 GO 🏃 TO 😘🛑 HELL! 📛😈 Big 👺 Bill 📑 Hell's cars. ☠☠ From the 👏 most filthy 😷😷 and 🅱 exclusive the 👏 meanest sons-of-bitches 👦 in the 👧 state 👏👦 of 💦🔥 Maryland - GUARANTIED!

    Gimmie Gimmie Chicken Tendies

      A classic 4chan pasta
      Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.

She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.

My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul, bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.

      Shane Dawson’s cat

        Shane Dawson is an American YouTuber who is one of the first people to rise to fame on the platform.
        Original transcript
        i didnt fuck my cat. i didnt cum on my cat. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my cat. Ive never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible. (1/?)
        One time I laid my cat down on her back. I moved her little chicken legs spread open or whatever. I came all over the cat. It was like my first sexual experience. I was also like 19.

        any female born after 1993

          Eat Hot Chip and Lie
          Source
          any female born after 1993 can’t cook… all they know is mcdonald’s , charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual , eat hot chip & lie

          Johnny and Marissa

            The bad ending
            Source
            Johnny and Marissa

Sitting in a tree

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

First comes love

Then comes marriage

Then comes an abrupt and tragic miscarriage

Then comes blame

Then comes despair

Two hearts damaged beyond repair

Johnny leaves Marissa and takes the tree

D-I-V-O-R-C-E