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Compilação de Apelidos Racistas

    Zé gotinha da petrobrás
Prompt de comando
Tiziu
Sombra 3D
Sorvete de Asfalto
Capa de Bíblia
Resto de Incêndio
Console de PS2
Paquita de Olodum
Suco de Pneu
Capa do Batman
Guardanapo de engraxate
Borra de café
Noob Saibot
Metade de Zebra
Blackout
Geladinho/chup chup/gelinho de pretóleo
Eclipse
Sabonete de mecânico
Pastel de piche
Fita isolante
Fundo de panela
Gênio da garrafa de café
Fim de Slide
Mística
Senhor Popo
Luto Eterno
Molho shoyo
Mousse de graxa
Mercúrio humano
Memory card
Coca zero
Noturno
Venom
Tapete de oficina
Derrapada de caminhão
Vela preta
Cabo USB
Vitamina de petróleo
Sola do pé do mendigo
Avatar defumado
Carvão humano
Uub do DBZ
Nescau, o cereal radical
Impressão digital
Faixa velha de pedestre
Começo do túnel
Jabuticaba
Fita Cassete
Chão de oficina
Meia noite
Munição de churrasqueira
Insulfim último tom
Gasparzinho do candomblé
Manequim de umbanda
Trapezista de floresta
Beijaflor de bananeira
Cosplay de saci
Ausência de luz
Jubileu do pica pau
Lagoa de coca cola

    VTUBER WHY DO YOU PUSH BUTTON

      OH VTUBER VTUBER WHY DO YOU- WHY DO YOU PUSH BUTTON WHEN PUSHING BUTTON SHOULD NOT BE PUSHED WHY VTUBER WHY CAN'T YOU READ MY BRAIN VTUBER OHHHH HOW DARE YOU VTUBER Everybody, EVERYBODY YELL AT THE VTUBER! POINT! POINT AND YELL VTUBER VTUBER WHY, WHY ARE YOU DIGITAL VTUBER NOOO VTUBER READ MY CHAT READ MY MESSAGE VTUBER PLEASE VTUBER ONLY PLEASE VTUBER PLEASE FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS VTUBERRRRR WHY?? WHY IS THE VTUBER LIKE THIS
      OH VTUBER
VTUBER WHY DO YOU-
WHY DO YOU PUSH BUTTON WHEN PUSHING BUTTON SHOULD NOT BE PUSHED
WHY VTUBER WHY CAN'T YOU READ MY BRAIN VTUBER
OHHHH HOW DARE YOU VTUBER
Everybody, EVERYBODY YELL AT THE VTUBER! POINT! POINT AND YELL VTUBER
VTUBER WHY, WHY ARE YOU DIGITAL
VTUBER NOOO VTUBER READ MY CHAT READ MY MESSAGE VTUBER PLEASE
VTUBER ONLY PLEASE VTUBER PLEASE FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS VTUBERRRRR
WHY?? WHY IS THE VTUBER LIKE THIS

      Good. You opened this message.

        It came from a message by Kai Leng titled “Evacuating Thessia” taunting Shepard for surviving their fight on Thessia.

        Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.

So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.

-KL
        Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet. So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.
        The copypasta came from a message by Kai Leng titled "Evacuating Thessia"
        From: Asari Military Command

Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.

So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.

-KL

        Response

        Dear Kai Leng,

You are the strangest girl I know.

Sincerely,
Commander Shepard

        Soup store

          Original meme

          Hello?

Hey, what's up?

I need your help, can you come here?

I can't, I'm buying clothes.

Alright, well hurry up and get over here.

I can't find them.

What do you mean you can't find 'em?

I can't find 'em; there's only soup.

What do you mean there's only soup?

It means there's only soup.

Well then get out of the soup aisle!

Alright you don't have to shout at me! There's more soup!

What do you mean there's more soup?!

There's just more soup!

Go into the next aisle!

There's still soup!

Where ARE you right now?!

I'm at soup!

What do you mean you're "at soup"?!

I mean I'm at soup!

What STORE are you in?!

I'm at the soup store!

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

F*CK YOU!

          Sans version

          Sans: hello?

Papyrus: Hey, what's up?

Sans: i need your help, can you come here?

Papyrus: I can't, I'm buying clothes.

Sans: alright, well hurry up and get over here.

Papyrus: I can't find them.

Sans: what do you mean you can't find 'em?

Papyrus: I can't find 'em; there's only soup.

Sans: what do you mean there's only soup?

Papyrus: It means there's only soup.

Sans: well then get out of the soup aisle!

Papyrus: Alright you don't have to shout at me!

Papyrus: There's more soup!

Sans: what do you mean there's more soup?!

Papyrus: There's just more soup!

Sans: go into the next aisle!

Papyrus: There's still soup!

Sans: where ARE you right now?!

Papyrus: I'm at soup!

Sans: what do you mean you're "at soup"?!

Papyrus: I mean I'm at soup!

Sans: what STORE are you in?!

Papyrus: I'm at the soup store!

Sans: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

Papyrus: FUCK YOU!

          I have sex in front of my kids

            Original video
            I'm naked with my kids. I have sex in front of my kids. I never be ashamed of sex, my son be breastfeeding, I'll be making love to his mama. That's me bro. That's how I get down around kids. I try to keep their purity. I don't want to take their purity away by covering myself up. They're gonna be ashamed and cover their self up and I'm pure at heart. So you can think in your mind, if I let another kid here, I'm gonna have to change the way I am so that your kid could be comfortable around me. No, I'm gonna be naked as fuck in front of your kids. My son comes up and grabs my penis. I let him grab my penis. I had sex with his mom. I'm making love to his mother after I'm done, I'm laying there chilling. He grabbed my penis, he's playing with my penis. I let that happen

            Full script

            I take baths with my kids. I'm naked with my kids. I have sex in front of my kids. I'll never be ashamed of sex. My son, be breastfeeding while I'll be making love to his mom. That's me, bruh. That's how I get down around kids! I try to keep they purity! I don't wanna take they purity away by coverin' myself up, they gonna be ashamed and cover theyself up, and I'm pure at heart, so you can think in your mind if I let another kid here, I'm gonna have to change the way I am, so that your kid can be comfortable around me!? No! I'm gonna be naked as fuck in front of yo kids! my son comes up and grabs my penis, I let him grab my penis! I have sex with his mom, I'm making love to his mother. after I'm done, I'm layin' there, chillin'! He grab my penis, and he's playin' with my penis... I let that happen. I say "Yeah, look, you got one too.", And he laughin', and the moment is over. It ain't... It's pure!

            Shabadaba, deeboop?

              Shabadaba, deeboop? Hmm? Shabababa gooba like a meepboop. MEEBOOP. Labo labo. Labo dababo glabo gluglug guhglable lable!! Ooo tongue twiste. Like a gaba gaba. Yaba dasabadaba yoobabababa. BLOW. Moosay? Abalaba, dooba, cadoosay, cadoosay. Metamorphosis aporphis of morkle laborth laba grodalib. LABORATORY!! Yama nama doo. Yama namama, llama gamagoot, gamagoom. An amba beebop. Gama juice. Yaba dababada when da BEAT DROP, beat drop
              Shabadaba, deeboop? (Hmm?)
Shabadaba gooba like a meeboop (MEEBOOP!)
Labo labo
Labo dababo glabo gluglug guhglable lable (Ooooh tongue twister!)
Like gaba gaba
Yaba dasabadaba yoobabababa (Blow!)
Moosay