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Crazy? I was crazy once.

    A rubber room with rats (current version)
    Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy.
    Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.

    Origin of this meme

    History of “Crazy? I was crazy once” copypasta

    The earliest usage of “Crazy, I was crazy once” copypasta in internet was traced back to May 6, 1993 in a usenet group.  It was posted by Gary Wolfe as a tagline on May 6, 1993: Link

    I was crazy once (1993)
    I was crazy once...They put me in a little white room...I loved that room...I died in that room...When they buried me they put little white flowers on my grave that tickled my nose and drove me crazy...CRAZY I tell you...I was crazy once!

    A few years after that, the “Crazy? I was crazy once” pasta was then used by a usenet group called alt.support.depression, where it was posted on January 25, 1996, by an anonymous user. The post contained a longer version of the poem that included additional verses beyond the ones that are commonly circulated today. The whole poem in that post was:

    Crazy? I was crazy once (1996)
    Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a rubber room and told me to sit in the corner. In the corner, there was a round table and on the round table, there was a glass bowl and in the glass bowl, there was a silver key. I took the silver key and they said, 'Now you're sane.' Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a padded cell and told me to make myself comfortable. So I went to sleep on the bed and when I woke up, I was in a straight-jacket. I told them I was sane and they said, 'Now you're crazy.' Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a maze and told me to find my way out. I found the way out in five minutes and they said, 'You're a genius!' Crazy? I was crazy once.

    However, the “I was crazy once” copypasta goes way back even before the pre-internet era! Below is excerpt from a book written in 1968, Brunvand, Jan Harold. The Study of American Folklore: An Introduction. pg 118. 1968.

    The text above have been verified by viewing full scans at the Archive.org of the 1st edition (4th printing). This recitation is on page 118.

    I would like to credit and thank “and e” for digging these up and bringing it to my attention.

    I laughed so hard I thought I’d die (1968)
    "I laughed so hard I thought I'd die.
I did die.
They buried me, and a flower grew on my grave.
The roots grew down and tickled me.
I laughed so hard I thought I'd die.
I did die…"
    Bugs, I hate bugs they drive me crazy…(2015)
    Crazy? I was crazy once.
They put me in a rubber room.
A round rubber room
And told me to sit in the corner.
Corner? There was no corner
So I sat in the middle of the floor
Surrounded by rats.
Rat? I can't stand rats.
They tickled my feet.
They made me laugh.
I laughed so hard I thought I would die
Die? I did die in there.
They buried me in a hole.
A hole six feet under the ground
And that's when the worms came.
Worms? I hate worms.
They burrowed into my skull And started to eat my brain.
They drove me crazy!
Crazy? I was crazy once.
They put me in a rubber room.
A round rubber room
And told me to sit in the corner.

    Compilação de Apelidos Racistas

      Zé gotinha da petrobrás
Prompt de comando
Tiziu
Sombra 3D
Sorvete de Asfalto
Capa de Bíblia
Resto de Incêndio
Console de PS2
Paquita de Olodum
Suco de Pneu
Capa do Batman
Guardanapo de engraxate
Borra de café
Noob Saibot
Metade de Zebra
Blackout
Geladinho/chup chup/gelinho de pretóleo
Eclipse
Sabonete de mecânico
Pastel de piche
Fita isolante
Fundo de panela
Gênio da garrafa de café
Fim de Slide
Mística
Senhor Popo
Luto Eterno
Molho shoyo
Mousse de graxa
Mercúrio humano
Memory card
Coca zero
Noturno
Venom
Tapete de oficina
Derrapada de caminhão
Vela preta
Cabo USB
Vitamina de petróleo
Sola do pé do mendigo
Avatar defumado
Carvão humano
Uub do DBZ
Nescau, o cereal radical
Impressão digital
Faixa velha de pedestre
Começo do túnel
Jabuticaba
Fita Cassete
Chão de oficina
Meia noite
Munição de churrasqueira
Insulfim último tom
Gasparzinho do candomblé
Manequim de umbanda
Trapezista de floresta
Beijaflor de bananeira
Cosplay de saci
Ausência de luz
Jubileu do pica pau
Lagoa de coca cola

      VTUBER WHY DO YOU PUSH BUTTON

        OH VTUBER VTUBER WHY DO YOU- WHY DO YOU PUSH BUTTON WHEN PUSHING BUTTON SHOULD NOT BE PUSHED WHY VTUBER WHY CAN'T YOU READ MY BRAIN VTUBER OHHHH HOW DARE YOU VTUBER Everybody, EVERYBODY YELL AT THE VTUBER! POINT! POINT AND YELL VTUBER VTUBER WHY, WHY ARE YOU DIGITAL VTUBER NOOO VTUBER READ MY CHAT READ MY MESSAGE VTUBER PLEASE VTUBER ONLY PLEASE VTUBER PLEASE FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS VTUBERRRRR WHY?? WHY IS THE VTUBER LIKE THIS
        OH VTUBER
VTUBER WHY DO YOU-
WHY DO YOU PUSH BUTTON WHEN PUSHING BUTTON SHOULD NOT BE PUSHED
WHY VTUBER WHY CAN'T YOU READ MY BRAIN VTUBER
OHHHH HOW DARE YOU VTUBER
Everybody, EVERYBODY YELL AT THE VTUBER! POINT! POINT AND YELL VTUBER
VTUBER WHY, WHY ARE YOU DIGITAL
VTUBER NOOO VTUBER READ MY CHAT READ MY MESSAGE VTUBER PLEASE
VTUBER ONLY PLEASE VTUBER PLEASE FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS VTUBERRRRR
WHY?? WHY IS THE VTUBER LIKE THIS

        Good. You opened this message.

          It came from a message by Kai Leng titled “Evacuating Thessia” taunting Shepard for surviving their fight on Thessia.

          Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.

So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.

-KL
          Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet. So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.
          The copypasta came from a message by Kai Leng titled "Evacuating Thessia"
          From: Asari Military Command

Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.

So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.

-KL

          Response

          Dear Kai Leng,

You are the strangest girl I know.

Sincerely,
Commander Shepard

          Soup store

            Original meme

            Hello?

Hey, what's up?

I need your help, can you come here?

I can't, I'm buying clothes.

Alright, well hurry up and get over here.

I can't find them.

What do you mean you can't find 'em?

I can't find 'em; there's only soup.

What do you mean there's only soup?

It means there's only soup.

Well then get out of the soup aisle!

Alright you don't have to shout at me! There's more soup!

What do you mean there's more soup?!

There's just more soup!

Go into the next aisle!

There's still soup!

Where ARE you right now?!

I'm at soup!

What do you mean you're "at soup"?!

I mean I'm at soup!

What STORE are you in?!

I'm at the soup store!

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

F*CK YOU!

            Sans version

            Sans: hello?

Papyrus: Hey, what's up?

Sans: i need your help, can you come here?

Papyrus: I can't, I'm buying clothes.

Sans: alright, well hurry up and get over here.

Papyrus: I can't find them.

Sans: what do you mean you can't find 'em?

Papyrus: I can't find 'em; there's only soup.

Sans: what do you mean there's only soup?

Papyrus: It means there's only soup.

Sans: well then get out of the soup aisle!

Papyrus: Alright you don't have to shout at me!

Papyrus: There's more soup!

Sans: what do you mean there's more soup?!

Papyrus: There's just more soup!

Sans: go into the next aisle!

Papyrus: There's still soup!

Sans: where ARE you right now?!

Papyrus: I'm at soup!

Sans: what do you mean you're "at soup"?!

Papyrus: I mean I'm at soup!

Sans: what STORE are you in?!

Papyrus: I'm at the soup store!

Sans: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

Papyrus: FUCK YOU!

            I have sex in front of my kids

              Original video
              I'm naked with my kids. I have sex in front of my kids. I never be ashamed of sex, my son be breastfeeding, I'll be making love to his mama. That's me bro. That's how I get down around kids. I try to keep their purity. I don't want to take their purity away by covering myself up. They're gonna be ashamed and cover their self up and I'm pure at heart. So you can think in your mind, if I let another kid here, I'm gonna have to change the way I am so that your kid could be comfortable around me. No, I'm gonna be naked as fuck in front of your kids. My son comes up and grabs my penis. I let him grab my penis. I had sex with his mom. I'm making love to his mother after I'm done, I'm laying there chilling. He grabbed my penis, he's playing with my penis. I let that happen

              Full script

              I take baths with my kids. I'm naked with my kids. I have sex in front of my kids. I'll never be ashamed of sex. My son, be breastfeeding while I'll be making love to his mom. That's me, bruh. That's how I get down around kids! I try to keep they purity! I don't wanna take they purity away by coverin' myself up, they gonna be ashamed and cover theyself up, and I'm pure at heart, so you can think in your mind if I let another kid here, I'm gonna have to change the way I am, so that your kid can be comfortable around me!? No! I'm gonna be naked as fuck in front of yo kids! my son comes up and grabs my penis, I let him grab my penis! I have sex with his mom, I'm making love to his mother. after I'm done, I'm layin' there, chillin'! He grab my penis, and he's playin' with my penis... I let that happen. I say "Yeah, look, you got one too.", And he laughin', and the moment is over. It ain't... It's pure!