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Aint You Nathaniel B?

    Ain't You Nathaniel B
    Ain't You Nathaniel B
    Ain't You Nathaniel B
    “Ain’t you Nathaniel B?” 🤓
    Hold up ain’t you Nathaniel B
    Scathing. A true masterclass of lyricism delivered in one simple line, truly a literary universe contained within a single sentence.
    
    When one discusses the lyricism within rap music it's common to see a few names mentioned.
    
    Maybe MF DOOM, Eminem, Mr Kendrick Lamar, or, if like me, you're a little older, maybe RZA, or Slick Rick will come into the conversation.
    
    But I don't think those are accurate, or fair to the dissection of this line.
    
    Proper comparison and analysis of this line requires us to look not to a rapper, but to a bard... and not just any bard, THE bard.
    
    Yes, I believe there is a Shakespearian quality to this line. "Hold up, ain't you Nathaniel B?"
    
    The writer even suggests we 'hold up', signalling the xenoliterary statement about to be delivered to us, and him suggesting us to in fact hold up in order to properly process what he is about to say.
    
    It is obvious to anyone the line is not meant to be complimentary, in fact, the statement is intended as an insult!
    
    This is common in spoken verse exchanges, which is what appears to be happening in the video.
    
    Now, of course, you ask yourself, "well, who is Nathaniel B? if he's trying to insult him why not compare him to someone we know?".
    
    This is the wrong way to approach the analysis.
    
    Of course, don't feel bad, it takes a learned individual to understand concepts of this nature, especially a concept that flirts so sensitively with the metaphysical.
    
    If the young man were to compare the other man to someone generally perceived as negative, if he'd compared him to an infamous celebrity, or perhaps someone local to the group of people who is known as being less than savoury - there would be no magic.
    
    The real genius here is the fact that we, and seemingly even the audience present, have no idea who this "Nathaniel B" is.
    
    He is an enigma, a John Doe, a D.B Cooper.
    
    So how would it be an insult? Well here's where it becomes Shakespearian.
    
    It is obvious from the man's delivery and intellect - of course, he must be at the top level of literary scholars to think of a line like this on the spot - that he knows who Nathaniel B is.
    
    HE is the only one who knows who Nathaniel B is, his opponent, nor any of the audience knows who this Nathaniel B is.
    
    This line suggests that no one's opinion of this man matters except his!
    
    HE is the only one know knows who Nathaniel B is, and he is suggesting that this man IS Nathaniel B, the unknown man!
    
    This means that this mans entire worth is known, created and measured only by this man.
    
    By making his opponent the unknown Nathaniel B, he takes his agency to be someone, because he knows who he is, and he is the only one who knows who he is!
    
    Effectively with one line he is telling us he created this man, and he is the only one who can judge him, and assumedly his judgement is negative.
    
    I've been almost unable to sleep since first hearing this line.
    
    I am just waiting for this young man to release some music, he is truly the man who will take rap from the level it is at now to the point of serious literary discussion, and I simply cannot wait.

    Asexual Porn Script

      How asexual porn goes like
      Bright sunny day, a redheaded "MILF" in a bathrobe tries to use a kitchen sink.
      
      MILF: That sink never works and my husband is on a business trip. I'll have to call a plumber.
      
      *The MILF picks up her phone and calls a plumber.*
      
      SCENE CHANGE
      
      The doorbell rings. the MILF opens the door to see a tall, thin and bald man wearing an overall.
      
      Plumber: Are you the one who needs your sink fixed?
      
      MILF: Yes I do.
      
      *The plumber tries to turn on the sink.*
      
      Plumber: The problem is probably in the pipes.
      
      *The plumber crouches down and begins to "fix" the pipes*
      
      MILF: do you want something to drink?
      
      Plumber: Coffee please, no milk or sugar.
      
      MILF: OK.
      
      *After a second MILF returns with a cup*
      
      MILF: There you go.
      
      *MILF hands the plumber the cup.*
      
      Plumber: Thank you.
      
      *Plumber continues to "fix" the pipes*
      
      Plumber: F*ck!
      
      MILF: What happened!?
      
      Plumber: I spilt coffee on my pants
      
      MILF: Does it hurt?
      
      Plumber: No.
      
      MILF: Do you want to change pants? The closet in the bedroom probably has something that suits you.
      
      Plumber: That's okay these are my work pants, they get dirty all the time.
      
      *Plumber gets up*
      
      Plumber: Is there anything else you need fixed?
      
      MILF: The sink in the shower is doing problems lately. Can you check it?
      
      *Plumber and MILF go to the shower*
      
      LOCATION CHANGE
      
      Plumber tries to turn on the sink causing the sink to splash water on the MILF's bathrobe.
      
      Plumber: Are okay?
      
      MILF: Yes I'm fine, I'll let it dry later.
      
      Plumber: I think that the problem is in the faucet, you'll need to buy a new one. Is that all you need to be fixed?
      
      MILF: Yes.
      
      Plumber: The fixing of the sink and the checking of the faucet will cost you 45$.
      
      MILF: I don't have any cash. Can I pay another way?
      
      *The plumber grins (sexy music starts playing).*
      
      Plumber: You can pay in the app.
      
      MILF: What app?
      
      Plumber: Here I'll show you.
      
      *MILF hands the plumber her phone and the plumber "downloads" the app to her phone*.
      
      MILF: Alright I'll pay you in the app. Do want a coffee or something for the way?
      
      Plumber: I have to hurry, some asshole kid shoved twigs into the sprinklers in the park.
      
      MILF: OK.

      Logan Paul apology

        I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven. I’m simply here to apologise.
        
        What we came across in the woods that day was obviously unplanned. The reactions you saw on tape were raw; they were unfiltered. None of us knew how to react or how to feel. I should have never posted the video. I should have put the cameras down and stopped recording what we were going through.
        
        There's a lot of things I should have done differently but I didn't. And for that, from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to apologise to the internet. I want to apologise to anyone who has seen the video. I want to apologise to anyone who has been affected or touched by mental illness, or depression, or suicide. But most importantly I want to apologise to the victim and his family.
        
        For my fans who are defending my actions, please don't. I don’t deserve to be defended. My goal with my content is always to entertain; to push the boundaries, to be all-inclusive. In the world live in, I share almost everything I do. The intent is never to be heartless, cruel, or malicious. Like I said I made a huge mistake. I don’t expect to be forgiven, I’m just here to apologise. I'm ashamed of myself. I’m disappointed in myself. And I promise to be better. I will be better. Thank you.

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