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“Y’all look so different.” “We got an [expletive] squad now.”

    Its from an NBA report of the Cleveland Cavaliers that reads like a fanfic. The meme is often adopted to fit whichever team is doing well.

    Injured forward Kevin Love yelled out, “There you go! There you go.” Sharpshooter Kyle Korver gave a look of pleasant surprise. Guard J.R. Smith yelled out, “We got an [expletive] squad now.” And before James hit the locker room door, former NBA great Kevin Garnett hugged him and said, “Y’all look so different.” 

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    Skyz yelled, “There you go!” Dashy gave a look of pleasant surprise. Huke belted, “We got a fucking squad now.” And before Shotzzy hit the locker room door, ex-COD star Scump hugged him & said, “Y’all look so different.” 

    Mouse Bites

      Mouse bites copypasta

      Its a House (TV series) copypasta satirizing the structure of an average House MD episode. It starts with the patient being close to death as a result of a treatment, then House prescribes an unusual treatment (in this case mouse bites) to nurse the patient back to health. Its a meme originating back from 2007 in a forum discussing House.

      CHASE: House, we need to cure this patient. He is very sick.
      HOUSE: Did you try the medicine drug?
      CHASE: I did try the medicine drug.
      HOUSE: Only stupid people try the medicine drug. You are stupid.
      PATIENT: I would rather not be sick.
      HOUSE: You are stupid too. Did you take stupid drug?
      FOREMAN: I gave patient stupid drug.
      HOUSE: You are a black man.
      FOREMAN: This vexes me.
      PATIENT: I have blood from my nose that is dripping.
      CAMERON: That's bad!
      PATIENT: Also I was bitten by mice due to my poor hygiene.
      CUTTY: You need hygiene drug. Also, I have not spoken in awhile.
      HOUSE: No! Hygiene drug will kill Patient! He needs mouse bites to live!
      CHASE: [Shocked]
      CAMERON: [Shocked]
      FOREMAN: [Vexed]
      HOUSE: More mouse bites!
      CUTTY: I forbid this.
      HOUSE: Don't care.
      CHASE: [Gets mice]
      HOUSE: [Makes mouse bite serum]
      PATIENT: I feel better. No more nose blood! Thank you doctor!
      HOUSE: I am very smart.
      WILSON: I, too, am in this episode.
      FOREMAN: This vexes me.
      
      ~FIN~

      Part 2 (?)

      ..
      PATIENT: I have blood from my nose that is dripping.
      CAMERON: That's bad!
      HOUSE: Puncture his lumbar!
      FOREMAN: No! Its juice will leak! All lumbars need lumbar juice!
      HOUSE: I say puncture his lumbar! I need his sweet lumbar juice for my leg, which is ouchy!
      FOREMAN: [punctures lumbar]
      HOUSE: [scowls at vial of lumbar juice] There are mice in this lumbar juice! I do not want it now! [Throws lumbar juice to the ground and glares] Also, I am high on goofballs!
      PATIENT: Also I was bitten by mice due to my poor hygiene.
      CUTTY: You need hygiene drug. Also, I have not spoken in awhile.
      ...

      STOP POSTING ABOUT LIKE A DRAGON!

        Among Us X Like A Dragon collab

        Its the “STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US!” meme but changed to Like A Dragon after the announcement of its collab with Among Us.

        STOP POSTING ABOUT LIKE A DRAGON! I’M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT’S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just Like A Dragon stuff. I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and the logo I flipped it and I said “hey babe, when the underwear sus HAHA ROLLING EYES FALL, RULLING DIES OUT” I fucking looked at a trashcan and said “THAT’S MAJIMA EVERYWHERE” I looked at my balls I think of Saejima and I go “DICK OUT? MORE LIKE BALLS OUT” AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 

        ULTRAKILL death screen

          Ultrakill new death screen
          WARNING: EXTREME DAMAGE SUSTAINED.
          RUNNING DIAGNOSTIC
          ERROR: ARM CORE MODULE #1 NOT RESPONDING
          ERROR: ARM CORE MODULE #2 NOT RESPONDING
          WARNING: COMBAT SYSTEMS INOPERABLE
          ATTEMPTING RECONSTRUCTION
          ERROR: SELF-REPAIR NEXUS NOT RESPONDING
          INSUFFICIENT BLOOD.
          INSUFFICIENT BLOOD.
          INITIATING ESCAPE PROTOCOL
          ATTEMPTING CONNECTION WITH LIMBIC MODULES
          ERROR: LEG CORE MODULE #1 NOT RESPONDING
          ERROR: LEG CORE MODULE #2 NOT RESPONDING
          WARNING: UNABLE TO SUSTAIN MOTOR FUNCTIONS
          ERROR: VISUAL CORTEX MALFUNCTION
          ERROR: LIMBIC FUNCTION NOT RESPONDING
          INSUFFICIENT BLOOD.
          INSUFFICIENT BLOOD.
          WARNING: UNABLE TO SUSTAIN INTERNAL ORGANS
          ! PULSE FAILURE !
          ! PULSE FAILURE !
          ! PULSE FAILURE !
          -!- SHUTDOWN IMMINENT -!-
          ERROR: NO VOCAL INTERFACE DETECTED. UNABLE TO COMPLETE TASK
          ! PULSE FAILURE !
          ! PULSE FAILURE !
          INSUFFICIENT BLOOD
          INSUFFICIENT BLOOD
          WARNING: UNABLE TO SUSTAIN BASIC FUNCTIONS
          -!- SHUTDOWN IMMINENT -!-
          -!- SHUTDOWN IMMINENT -!-
          I DON'T WANT TO DIE.
          I DON'T WANT TO DIE.
          I DON'T WANT TO DIE.
          I DON'T WANT TO DIE.
          I DON'T WANT TO DIE.
          I DON'T WANT TO DIE.
          WARNING: EXTREME DAMAGE SUSTAINED.
          
          RUNNING DIAGNOSTIC
          
          ERROR: ARM CORE MODULE #1 NOT RESPONDING
          
          ERROR: ARM CORE MODULE #2 NOT RESPONDING
          
          WARNING: COMBAT SYSTEMS INOPERABLE
          
          ATTEMPTING RECONSTRUCTION
          
          ERROR: SELF-REPAIR NEXUS NOT RESPONDING
          
          INSUFFICIENT BLOOD.
          
          INSUFFICIENT BLOOD.
          
          INITIATING ESCAPE PROTOCOL
          
          ATTEMPTING CONNECTION WITH LIMBIC MODULES
          
          ERROR: LEG CORE MODULE #1 NOT RESPONDING
          
          ERROR: LEG CORE MODULE #2 NOT RESPONDING
          
          WARNING: UNABLE TO SUSTAIN MOTOR FUNCTIONS
          
          ERROR: VISUAL CORTEX MALFUNCTION
          
          ERROR: LIMBIC FUNCTION NOT RESPONDING
          
          INSUFFICIENT BLOOD.
          
          INSUFFICIENT BLOOD.
          
          WARNING: UNABLE TO SUSTAIN INTERNAL ORGANS
          
          ! PULSE FAILURE !
          
          ! PULSE FAILURE !
          
          ! PULSE FAILURE !
          
          -!- SHUTDOWN IMMINENT -!-
          
          ERROR: NO VOCAL INTERFACE DETECTED. UNABLE TO COMPLETE TASK
          
          ! PULSE FAILURE !
          
          ! PULSE FAILURE !
          
          INSUFFICIENT BLOOD
          
          INSUFFICIENT BLOOD
          
          WARNING: UNABLE TO SUSTAIN BASIC FUNCTIONS
          
          -!- SHUTDOWN IMMINENT -!-
          
          -!- SHUTDOWN IMMINENT -!-
          
          I DON'T WANT TO DIE.
          
          I DON'T WANT TO DIE.
          
          I DON'T WANT TO DIE.
          
          I DON'T WANT TO DIE.
          
          I DON'T WANT TO DIE.
          
          I DON'T WANT TO DIE.

          any female born after 1993

            any female born after 1993 can’t cook… all they know is mcdonald’s , charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual , eat hot chip & lie
            Any girl born after 2006 can't cook. All they know is, accai bowl, charge they Chakra, work, be sigmasexual, eat detox tea and lie 

            Northernlion Sisyphus speech

              Its a motivational speech by Notherlion while playing as Sisyphus and pushing a boulder. The speech changes from positive to negative depending on whether the boulder is going up or down. The clip has became a meme and was made into a copypasta by his fans.

              Lock in. Lock in. Get it twisted, if you can lock in you can do anything. Get it twisted, your actions impact nothing, your fate is predetermined, the only thing that you can change is your reaction to it. You can do anything you set your mind to, the world is a playground designed for YOU and only YOU to achieve your highest level ambitions. If you wait 90 minutes to wake up until you drink your first cup of coffee, nothing can stop you. GET IT TWISTED. YOU ARE A PAWN IN A UNIVERSE CHESS MATCH. YOU MEAN NOTHING TO GOD (IF THEY EVEN EXIST) YOU'RE A ROUNDING ERROR YOU ARE TWO PENNIES ON A FORTUNE 500 COMPANY'S BALANCE SHEET, THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU IN THE SLIGHTEST. GET IT TWISTED. EVERYBODY GETS WHAT THEY DESERVE IN THIS LIFE, IF YOU PUT IN EFFORT, YOU CAN ACHIEVE ANYTHING. SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE ARE BETTER PEOPLE. GET IT TWISTED. THE CIRCUMSTANCES SURROUNDING YOUR BIRTH DETERMINE WHERE YOU ARE GOING TO GO, NOTHING ELSE MATTERS AT ALL. YOUR OWN LEVEL OF EDUCATION, YOUR ATTITUDE, YOUR LEVEL OF EFFORT, YOUR FRIENDS, YOUR NETWORK, YOUR BUSINESS, YOUR CREDENTIALS... MOTHERFUCKER! 
              Get it twisted. If you lock in you can do anything... Motherfucker... Get it twisted. Your actions impact nothing. Your fate is predetermined. The only thing you can change is your reaction to it. You can do anything you set your mind to. The world is a playground designed for you, and only you to achieve your highest level ambitions. If you wait 90 minutes to wake up until you drink your first cup of coffee nothing can stop you. If you duct tape your mouth when you fall asleep nothing can stop you. Get it twisted. You are a pawn in a universe chess match. You mean nothing to god, if they even exist. You’re a rounding error. You’re two pennies on a fortune 500 company’s balance sheet. They don’t care about you in the slightest. Get it twisted. Everybody gets what they deserve in this life. If you put in effort, you can achieve anything. Successful people are better people. Get it twisted. The circumstances surrounding your birth determine where you are going to go. Nothing else matters at all. Your own level of education. Your attitude. Your level of effort. Your friends. Your network. Your business. Your credentials... (motherfucker) 
              Get it twisted— if you lock in, you can do anything. Motherfucker...get it twisted, your actions impact nothing. Your fate is predetermined, the only thing that you can change is your reaction to it. You can do anything you set your mind to. The world is a playground designed for you, and only you, to achieve your highest level ambitions. If you wait ninety minutes to wake up before you drink your first cup of coffee, nothing can stop you. If you duct tape your mouth... when you fall asleep, nothing can st— okay, GET IT TWISTED, you are a pawn in a universe chess match. You mean nothing to God, if they even exist, you're a— a rounding error, you're two pennies on a Fortune 500 company's balance sheet. They don't care about you in the slightest— get it twisted, everybody gets what they deserve in this life. If you put in effort, you can achieve anything. Successful people are better people— GET IT TWISTED, THE CIRCUMSTANCES SURROUNDING... YOUR BIRTH... DETERMINE WHERE YOU ARE GOING TO GO. NOTHING ELSE MATTERS, AT ALL. YOUR OWN LEVEL OF EDUCATION, YOUR ATTITUDE, Y- YOUR LEVEL OF EFFORT, YOUR FRIENDS, YOUR NETWORK, YOUR BUSINESS, YOUR CREDENTIALS... MOTHERFUCKER!!

              Disco Elysium version

              VOLITION: Lock in, lock in. Get it Harrier? If you lock in you can do anything.
              
              HALF-LIGHT: Motherfucker...
              
              RHETORIC: Get it, Harrier? Your actions impact nothing.
              
              REACTION SPEED: Your fate is predetermined, the only thing that you can change is your reaction to it.
              
              SAVOIR FAIRE: You can do anything you set your mind to. The world is your playground for you, and only you, to achieve your highest-level ambitions.
              
              COMPOSURE: If you wait ninety minutes to wake up before you drink your first cup of coffee, nothing can stop you. If you duct tape your mouth before you fall asleep nothing can stop you.
              
              RHETORIC: GET IT, HARRIER?! You are a pawn in a universe chess match. You mean nothing to God - if they even exist. You're a rounding error, you're two pennies on a Fortune 500 company's balance sheet, they don't care about you in the slightest.
              
              PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT: Get it, Harrier? Everyone gets what they deserve in this life. If you put in effort, you can achieve anything.
              
              SAVOIR FAIRE: Successful people are better people. GET IT, HARRIER?! The circumstances surrounding your birth determine where you are going to go. NOTHING ELSE MATTERS AT ALL. Your own level of education, your attitude, your friends, your network, your business, your credentials...
              
              HALF-LIGHT: MOTHERFUCKER!

              Sisyphus

              Get it twisted
              If you lock in you can do anything
              
              Get it twisted
              Your actions impact nothing. Your fate is
              predetermined. The only thing you can change is
              your reaction to it
              
              Get it twisted
              You can do anything you set your mind to. The
              world is a playground designed for you and only you
              to achieve your highest level ambitions. If you wait
              90 minutes to wake up to drink your first cup of
              coffee nothing can stop you. If you duct tape your
              mouth when you fall asleep nothing can stop you
              
              Get it twisted
              You are a pawn in a universe chess match. You mean
              nothing to God, if they even exist. You’re a rounding
              error. You’re two pennies on a fortune 500
              company’s balance sheet. They don’t care about you
              in the slightest
              
              Get it twisted
              Everyone gets what they deserve in life. If you put
              effort in you can achieve anything. Successful people
              are better people
              
              Get it twisted
              The circumstances surrounding your birth
              determine where you are going to go. Nothing else
              matters at all. Your own level of education. Your
              attitude. Your level of effort. Your friends. Your
              business. Your credentials
              
              Motherfucker
              
              - Ryan Letourneau