Transcript

Its from an edited video of Dagoth Ur being incredibly racist towards Argonians and reciting infamous TND copypasta but changed to Argonians.

Come Nerevar, friend or traitor, come. Come and look upon the... Oh I'm sorry I didn't realise you were an Argonian -- no no it's not a problem I had just expected a Dark Elf. No it's not because I think they're more capable or anything, it's just because you- ... no dude I don't have an issue with reptiles, some of my best slaves were Argonian. Alright that came out wrong, listen what I'm trying to say is that- what..? ...I'm sure you come from a very fine swamp, very good with a spear. ...Assuming? I'm not assuming anything that's just what you people do - the royal you, as in- look we got off on the wrong foot, together we shall speak for the law and the land and shall drive the mongrel lizards of the empire- dogs. I meant dogs. Look I'm sorry I just really expected a Dunmer. what? why? because you were a Dunmer the last eight fucking times. I don't know what Azura is playing at making you an argonian, but I assume it's a joke. no I dont think Argonians are jokes- can we just fight? this is making me very uncomfortable, is this how you honour the Sixth House and the tribe unmourned?

“Come nerevar, friend or traitor, come. Come and look upon the…

oh I’m sorry I didn’t realize you were an argonian.

No, no, it’s not a problem I just expected a dark elf.

No, it’s not because I think they’re more capable or anything, it’s just because you…

no dude I don’t have an issue with reptiles. Some of my best slaves were argonian.

Alright that came out wrong, listen what I’m trying to say is that- what? I’m sure you come from a very fine swamp. Very good with a spear.

Assumi- I’m not assuming anything that’s just what you people do, the royal you, as in- look we got off on the wrong foot, together we shall speak for the law and the land and drive the mongrel lizards of the empire- dogs. I meant dogs.

Look I’m sorry I just really expected a dunmer.

What? Why? Because you were a dunmer the last eight fucking times, I don’t know what the hell Azura’s playing at making you an argonian, but I assume it’s a joke.

No, I don’t think argonians are jokes, can we just fight? This is making me very uncomfortable.”

-Dagoth-Ur

Dagoth Ur – A Khajiit? Really?

Continuation of the video of Dagoth Ur being incredibly racist but now towards a Khajit.

Oh! Oh this must be a mistake. You're... you're who?

No. No, no, no. I'm sorry but I have to draw the line somewhere. I don't know about Vivec or Caldera or any of those other little shitholes but we have certain standards here on red mountain. I could handle the god damn lizard y'know, but this... This is something else.

A Khajiit? Really? A fucking mouth breathing cat? Is Azura even trying anymore? Moon and star? More like moon sugar and star. I'm surprised you didn't pawn the thing off to go buy some, you little evolutionary cul-de-sac.

You know, I bust my ass. I really try to make this place reborn and purged and what do you do? Strip down to your skivvies and down seven bottles of skooma before punching a guard in the back of the head.

You're looking at me with that glazed over, lobotomized, look in your swiveled eyes. So I'll assume you can understand me. Take those clown feet of yours and lumber on out of here.