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In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy’s skeleton like a xylophone….

    AKA the Magic Xylophone is a scene from Simpsons S8E14 where a fan nitpicked an error in Itchy & Scratchy where Scratchy’s skeleton ribs produce different tones when struck consecutively.

    In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes that same rib twice in succession yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we, to believe that this is some sort of a, a magic xylophone or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

    Ryu from streets

      It was a fan video of Ryu from Street Fighter by ‘erarg’ on Tumblr which became a meme. In 2024, the voice actor for Ryu did a dub on the video making the meme a reality.

      Hey there everybody, this is Ryu, from streets. Did you know? My favorite things are: Jumping into light fierce, stale bread, water without any ice, the newest season of the Simpsons. Aaand dirt. See you in Street Fighter V everyone.
      Hey there, everybody. It's Ryu, from streets. Did you know? My favorite things are... jumping into the lake fierce, stale bread, water without any ice, the newest season of The Simpsons, aaaand Dirt. See you in street fighter five, everybody.

      American Dad – I’m calling from my history class

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        Oh, I don't know, I guess I think about killing myself pretty frequently. And why not? What's so great about living? You know when I'm happy? For about five seconds in the morning when I first wake up, before I remember who I am and what my life is all about: anxiety, disappointment, diarrhea more often than not. (sighs) I don't know if there's an afterlife, but who cares? Nothingness couldn't be any worse than this meaningless march through my empty days.

        Ryan Lockwood – Streets Agent 1:12

          Its from the famous speedrun video where Ryan Lockwood achieved 1:12 in Streets Agent for N64 Goldeneye 007.

          An MR-RL time. Me and Marc Rutzou. Me and fucking Marc Rutzou. That's fucking right. I skipped 1:13. I am a fucking legend. I've never SEEN a 1:13 and I never fucking will. 1:12 baby Till the day I fucking die. YES!!! 'Bout time I get a fucking lucky break in this fucking game motherFUCKERS and I CLUTCHED the goddamn grenade launcher. That's FUCKING right. Yea it's this one. Right here IT's THIS ONE. My insane pace. Right here! THIS is the 1:12 Right here! YES!! It's fucking it. I'mma have to jus-I'mm have to find the actual whole vid off of it and I'mma have to get it. DUUUUUUUDE WHAT A RUSH! WHAT A RUUUUUUSH! Watch this. Watch when I get the grenade launcher. (sorry) Look at that. See how fast my pace is? Right in the FUCKING HEAD!!! YEEEAAAHH! Got a FUCKING 1:12 baby. That's RIGHT! You see that CLUTCHNESS I AM FUCKING CCC-LUTCH! Look at this fucking line I take. I'm like, "YEAH baby. Let's fucking DO this. I wait I wait Right when he starts firing to try to back boost me. The double. Body armor. Two quick ones. I already know I'm gettin' there on the perfect line. LOOK AT THE FUCKING PACE Fifty Fourty-nine! mmph- FOURTY-SEVEN BABY! That's FUCKING right. That's FUCKING IT. Fucking PUMPED watching this one again I waited the cinema too 'cause I said "oh my god it might be 1:12. And it FUCKING IS!!! IT FUUCKING IS baby. YEAH!!! Look at me typing you guys. You guys didn't believe me. I am typing a storm. Dude I FUCKING just got Streets 1:12! It's not fucking comin' off YES!!! I FUCKING DID IT THAT'S RIGHT! I SKIPPED 1:13 I'M A LEGEND. I AM A FUCKING L E G E N D I'm a FUCKING legend (YES!) I am a fucking legend

          Mark Hunt

            Mark Hunt reciting his own copypasta
            How bout u go an fuck off my page then u peice of shit u think I need a stupid fuckwitt like u telling me about looking good who the fuck are u take your worthless advice and get the fuck out of here
            that's funny coming from a juicy little slut like u would love u to say anything to my face fucken cheating little betch u another steroid usin bitch look at your pathetic bitch ass
            Always this lil rodent talking shit how about fighting without steroids u lil cunt cheater once u take away this lil bitches steroids he be like all the rest worthless 😂😂😂😂 @Jon Jones rodent rat cheater that's u boi 😜😜😜😜😜😜 u and that scum company protecting your cheating ass @ufc
            the only thing u are good at these days u lil bitch is sticking needles in yo punk ass u bitch fact is u are a weak ass short cut taker like the rest of yo bitch ass friends lil dick lesnar @werdum @wandfc and the rest of these pussies who cheat cheating ass lil pig oink oink motherfucker
            “I’m disappointed that I have been withdrawn from the fight, I have passed all medicals 2 days ago, and spent 100,000 on camp. The truth is the legal case I have filed has caused me to be withdrawn. The interview has been taken out of context and I want to reassure all my fans, I slur my words only when I have a drink. I’m fit and healthy, and would have understood if the UFC requested a medical to ensure my safety, however this is total bullshit fuck you Dana, you’ve always hated me you dog”
            😂😂😂😂😂😂😂more steroids injected in the ass than any other champion only champion to take and shit under the octagon while hiding from usada 🤣🤣🤣 u said it crazyyttt stats 😂😂😂😂😂
            Sik of this rat company up on my feed all they do is promote steroid using rats like this loser listen up it’s the world heavyweight title of a worthless rubbish belt worth nothing u got a steroid using rodent who runs over pregnant women and hides under the octagon when usada is trying to drug test this rodent ufc =joke belt the only thing u are the world champion of is being exploited 😊 that’s why @ufc will never be credible because they have rodents like this being considered GOAT #aliact and dasseeeiiitt 😊

            My name’s angry Luigi and I’m super fucking mad

              Lyrics for Angry Luigi mod for Friday Night Funkin.

              my name is angry luigi and i am super fucking mad i don’t know what to do, i’ll just sit alone and sad there is nothing in this world that can make me smile honestly it’s complicated why I’m so hostile think about my lonely past, depressing, scary and cold you can play games all you want, but I’ll no longer be controlled my name's Angry Luigi, and I want to see you burn so stay right there and let me kill you, it’s just what I’ve earned Oh you! 
              My name’s angry Luigi and I’m super fucking mad/I don’t know what to think, I’ll just sit alone and sad

There is nothing in this world that can make me smile/Honestly, it’s complicated why I’m so hostile

Think about my lonely past; depressing, scary, and cold/You can play games all you want, but I’ll no longer be controlled

My name’s angry Luigi, and I want to see you burn/So stay right there and let me kill you, it’s just what I’ve earned

Oh you

Oh you

Oh you