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Mouse Bites

    Mouse bites copypasta

    Its a House (TV series) copypasta satirizing the structure of an average House MD episode. It starts with the patient being close to death as a result of a treatment, then House prescribes an unusual treatment (in this case mouse bites) to nurse the patient back to health. Its a meme originating back from 2007 in a forum discussing House.

    CHASE: House, we need to cure this patient. He is very sick.
HOUSE: Did you try the medicine drug?
CHASE: I did try the medicine drug.
HOUSE: Only stupid people try the medicine drug. You are stupid.
PATIENT: I would rather not be sick.
HOUSE: You are stupid too. Did you take stupid drug?
FOREMAN: I gave patient stupid drug.
HOUSE: You are a black man.
FOREMAN: This vexes me.
PATIENT: I have blood from my nose that is dripping.
CAMERON: That's bad!
PATIENT: Also I was bitten by mice due to my poor hygiene.
CUTTY: You need hygiene drug. Also, I have not spoken in awhile.
HOUSE: No! Hygiene drug will kill Patient! He needs mouse bites to live!
CHASE: [Shocked]
CAMERON: [Shocked]
FOREMAN: [Vexed]
HOUSE: More mouse bites!
CUTTY: I forbid this.
HOUSE: Don't care.
CHASE: [Gets mice]
HOUSE: [Makes mouse bite serum]
PATIENT: I feel better. No more nose blood! Thank you doctor!
HOUSE: I am very smart.
WILSON: I, too, am in this episode.
FOREMAN: This vexes me.

~FIN~

    Part 2 (?)

    ..
PATIENT: I have blood from my nose that is dripping.
CAMERON: That's bad!
HOUSE: Puncture his lumbar!
FOREMAN: No! Its juice will leak! All lumbars need lumbar juice!
HOUSE: I say puncture his lumbar! I need his sweet lumbar juice for my leg, which is ouchy!
FOREMAN: [punctures lumbar]
HOUSE: [scowls at vial of lumbar juice] There are mice in this lumbar juice! I do not want it now! [Throws lumbar juice to the ground and glares] Also, I am high on goofballs!
PATIENT: Also I was bitten by mice due to my poor hygiene.
CUTTY: You need hygiene drug. Also, I have not spoken in awhile.
...

    STOP POSTING ABOUT LIKE A DRAGON!

      Among Us X Like A Dragon collab

      Its the “STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US!” meme but changed to Like A Dragon after the announcement of its collab with Among Us.

      STOP POSTING ABOUT LIKE A DRAGON! I’M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT’S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just Like A Dragon stuff. I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and the logo I flipped it and I said “hey babe, when the underwear sus HAHA ROLLING EYES FALL, RULLING DIES OUT” I fucking looked at a trashcan and said “THAT’S MAJIMA EVERYWHERE” I looked at my balls I think of Saejima and I go “DICK OUT? MORE LIKE BALLS OUT” AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      ULTRAKILL death screen

        Ultrakill new death screen
        WARNING: EXTREME DAMAGE SUSTAINED.
RUNNING DIAGNOSTIC
ERROR: ARM CORE MODULE #1 NOT RESPONDING
ERROR: ARM CORE MODULE #2 NOT RESPONDING
WARNING: COMBAT SYSTEMS INOPERABLE
ATTEMPTING RECONSTRUCTION
ERROR: SELF-REPAIR NEXUS NOT RESPONDING
INSUFFICIENT BLOOD.
INSUFFICIENT BLOOD.
INITIATING ESCAPE PROTOCOL
ATTEMPTING CONNECTION WITH LIMBIC MODULES
ERROR: LEG CORE MODULE #1 NOT RESPONDING
ERROR: LEG CORE MODULE #2 NOT RESPONDING
WARNING: UNABLE TO SUSTAIN MOTOR FUNCTIONS
ERROR: VISUAL CORTEX MALFUNCTION
ERROR: LIMBIC FUNCTION NOT RESPONDING
INSUFFICIENT BLOOD.
INSUFFICIENT BLOOD.
WARNING: UNABLE TO SUSTAIN INTERNAL ORGANS
! PULSE FAILURE !
! PULSE FAILURE !
! PULSE FAILURE !
-!- SHUTDOWN IMMINENT -!-
ERROR: NO VOCAL INTERFACE DETECTED. UNABLE TO COMPLETE TASK
! PULSE FAILURE !
! PULSE FAILURE !
INSUFFICIENT BLOOD
INSUFFICIENT BLOOD
WARNING: UNABLE TO SUSTAIN BASIC FUNCTIONS
-!- SHUTDOWN IMMINENT -!-
-!- SHUTDOWN IMMINENT -!-
I DON'T WANT TO DIE.
I DON'T WANT TO DIE.
I DON'T WANT TO DIE.
I DON'T WANT TO DIE.
I DON'T WANT TO DIE.
I DON'T WANT TO DIE.
        WARNING: EXTREME DAMAGE SUSTAINED.

RUNNING DIAGNOSTIC

ERROR: ARM CORE MODULE #1 NOT RESPONDING

ERROR: ARM CORE MODULE #2 NOT RESPONDING

WARNING: COMBAT SYSTEMS INOPERABLE

ATTEMPTING RECONSTRUCTION

ERROR: SELF-REPAIR NEXUS NOT RESPONDING

INSUFFICIENT BLOOD.

INSUFFICIENT BLOOD.

INITIATING ESCAPE PROTOCOL

ATTEMPTING CONNECTION WITH LIMBIC MODULES

ERROR: LEG CORE MODULE #1 NOT RESPONDING

ERROR: LEG CORE MODULE #2 NOT RESPONDING

WARNING: UNABLE TO SUSTAIN MOTOR FUNCTIONS

ERROR: VISUAL CORTEX MALFUNCTION

ERROR: LIMBIC FUNCTION NOT RESPONDING

INSUFFICIENT BLOOD.

INSUFFICIENT BLOOD.

WARNING: UNABLE TO SUSTAIN INTERNAL ORGANS

! PULSE FAILURE !

! PULSE FAILURE !

! PULSE FAILURE !

-!- SHUTDOWN IMMINENT -!-

ERROR: NO VOCAL INTERFACE DETECTED. UNABLE TO COMPLETE TASK

! PULSE FAILURE !

! PULSE FAILURE !

INSUFFICIENT BLOOD

INSUFFICIENT BLOOD

WARNING: UNABLE TO SUSTAIN BASIC FUNCTIONS

-!- SHUTDOWN IMMINENT -!-

-!- SHUTDOWN IMMINENT -!-

I DON'T WANT TO DIE.

I DON'T WANT TO DIE.

I DON'T WANT TO DIE.

I DON'T WANT TO DIE.

I DON'T WANT TO DIE.

I DON'T WANT TO DIE.

        any female born after 1993

          Eat Hot Chip and Lie
          Source

          any female born after 1993 can’t cook… all they know is mcdonald’s , charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual , eat hot chip & lie
          Any girl born after 2006 can't cook. All they know is, accai bowl, charge they Chakra, work, be sigmasexual, eat detox tea and lie

          Northernlion Sisyphus speech

            Northernlion Sisyphus copypasta
            the Sisyphus clip

            Its a motivational speech by Notherlion while playing as Sisyphus and pushing a boulder. The speech changes from positive to negative depending on whether the boulder is going up or down. The clip has became a meme and was made into a copypasta by his fans.

            Lock in. Lock in. Get it twisted, if you can lock in you can do anything. Get it twisted, your actions impact nothing, your fate is predetermined, the only thing that you can change is your reaction to it. You can do anything you set your mind to, the world is a playground designed for YOU and only YOU to achieve your highest level ambitions. If you wait 90 minutes to wake up until you drink your first cup of coffee, nothing can stop you. GET IT TWISTED. YOU ARE A PAWN IN A UNIVERSE CHESS MATCH. YOU MEAN NOTHING TO GOD (IF THEY EVEN EXIST) YOU'RE A ROUNDING ERROR YOU ARE TWO PENNIES ON A FORTUNE 500 COMPANY'S BALANCE SHEET, THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU IN THE SLIGHTEST. GET IT TWISTED. EVERYBODY GETS WHAT THEY DESERVE IN THIS LIFE, IF YOU PUT IN EFFORT, YOU CAN ACHIEVE ANYTHING. SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE ARE BETTER PEOPLE. GET IT TWISTED. THE CIRCUMSTANCES SURROUNDING YOUR BIRTH DETERMINE WHERE YOU ARE GOING TO GO, NOTHING ELSE MATTERS AT ALL. YOUR OWN LEVEL OF EDUCATION, YOUR ATTITUDE, YOUR LEVEL OF EFFORT, YOUR FRIENDS, YOUR NETWORK, YOUR BUSINESS, YOUR CREDENTIALS... MOTHERFUCKER! 
            Get it twisted. If you lock in you can do anything... Motherfucker... Get it twisted. Your actions impact nothing. Your fate is predetermined. The only thing you can change is your reaction to it. You can do anything you set your mind to. The world is a playground designed for you, and only you to achieve your highest level ambitions. If you wait 90 minutes to wake up until you drink your first cup of coffee nothing can stop you. If you duct tape your mouth when you fall asleep nothing can stop you. Get it twisted. You are a pawn in a universe chess match. You mean nothing to god, if they even exist. You’re a rounding error. You’re two pennies on a fortune 500 company’s balance sheet. They don’t care about you in the slightest. Get it twisted. Everybody gets what they deserve in this life. If you put in effort, you can achieve anything. Successful people are better people. Get it twisted. The circumstances surrounding your birth determine where you are going to go. Nothing else matters at all. Your own level of education. Your attitude. Your level of effort. Your friends. Your network. Your business. Your credentials... (motherfucker) 
            Get it twisted— if you lock in, you can do anything. Motherfucker...get it twisted, your actions impact nothing. Your fate is predetermined, the only thing that you can change is your reaction to it. You can do anything you set your mind to. The world is a playground designed for you, and only you, to achieve your highest level ambitions. If you wait ninety minutes to wake up before you drink your first cup of coffee, nothing can stop you. If you duct tape your mouth... when you fall asleep, nothing can st— okay, GET IT TWISTED, you are a pawn in a universe chess match. You mean nothing to God, if they even exist, you're a— a rounding error, you're two pennies on a Fortune 500 company's balance sheet. They don't care about you in the slightest— get it twisted, everybody gets what they deserve in this life. If you put in effort, you can achieve anything. Successful people are better people— GET IT TWISTED, THE CIRCUMSTANCES SURROUNDING... YOUR BIRTH... DETERMINE WHERE YOU ARE GOING TO GO. NOTHING ELSE MATTERS, AT ALL. YOUR OWN LEVEL OF EDUCATION, YOUR ATTITUDE, Y- YOUR LEVEL OF EFFORT, YOUR FRIENDS, YOUR NETWORK, YOUR BUSINESS, YOUR CREDENTIALS... MOTHERFUCKER!!

            Disco Elysium version

            VOLITION: Lock in, lock in. Get it Harrier? If you lock in you can do anything.

HALF-LIGHT: Motherfucker...

RHETORIC: Get it, Harrier? Your actions impact nothing.

REACTION SPEED: Your fate is predetermined, the only thing that you can change is your reaction to it.

SAVOIR FAIRE: You can do anything you set your mind to. The world is your playground for you, and only you, to achieve your highest-level ambitions.

COMPOSURE: If you wait ninety minutes to wake up before you drink your first cup of coffee, nothing can stop you. If you duct tape your mouth before you fall asleep nothing can stop you.

RHETORIC: GET IT, HARRIER?! You are a pawn in a universe chess match. You mean nothing to God - if they even exist. You're a rounding error, you're two pennies on a Fortune 500 company's balance sheet, they don't care about you in the slightest.

PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT: Get it, Harrier? Everyone gets what they deserve in this life. If you put in effort, you can achieve anything.

SAVOIR FAIRE: Successful people are better people. GET IT, HARRIER?! The circumstances surrounding your birth determine where you are going to go. NOTHING ELSE MATTERS AT ALL. Your own level of education, your attitude, your friends, your network, your business, your credentials...

HALF-LIGHT: MOTHERFUCKER!

            Sisyphus

            Get it twisted
If you lock in you can do anything

Get it twisted
Your actions impact nothing. Your fate is
predetermined. The only thing you can change is
your reaction to it

Get it twisted
You can do anything you set your mind to. The
world is a playground designed for you and only you
to achieve your highest level ambitions. If you wait
90 minutes to wake up to drink your first cup of
coffee nothing can stop you. If you duct tape your
mouth when you fall asleep nothing can stop you

Get it twisted
You are a pawn in a universe chess match. You mean
nothing to God, if they even exist. You’re a rounding
error. You’re two pennies on a fortune 500
company’s balance sheet. They don’t care about you
in the slightest

Get it twisted
Everyone gets what they deserve in life. If you put
effort in you can achieve anything. Successful people
are better people

Get it twisted
The circumstances surrounding your birth
determine where you are going to go. Nothing else
matters at all. Your own level of education. Your
attitude. Your level of effort. Your friends. Your
business. Your credentials

Motherfucker

- Ryan Letourneau

            Bombardillo Coccodrillo

              Its a Tiktok Italian brainrot meme of an AI narrator telling a story of a crocodile military plane that bombs children in Gaza and hates Allah.

              Bombardillo Coccodrillo, un fottuto alligatore volante, che vola e bombarda i bambini a Gaza, in Palestina. Non crede in Allah e ama le bombe. Si nutre dello spirito di tua madre. E se hai tradotto tutto questo, allora sei uno stronzo. Non rompere la battuta, prostituta.
              Bombardillo Crocodile, a fucking flying alligator, who flies and bombs children in Gaza, Palestine. He doesn't believe in Allah and he loves bombs. He feeds on your mother's spirit. And if you translated all that, then you're an asshole. Don't break the joke, whore.