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My name is Yoshikage Kira.

    My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

    JP script

    私の名前は吉良良景です。 私は33歳です。 私の家はすべての別荘がある森王の北東部にあり、私は結婚していません。 私は亀湯百貨店の従業員として働いており、遅くとも午後8時までに毎日家に帰ります。 私は喫煙しませんが、時々飲みます。
    
    私は午後11時までにベッドに横たわり、どのような場合でも8時間の睡眠を確保します。 コップ1杯の温かい牛乳を飲んで寝る前に約20分間ストレッチをした後、私は通常、朝まで眠ることに問題はありません。 赤ちゃんのように、朝は疲れもストレスもなく目が覚めます。 前回の検査で問題はなかったと言われました。
    
    私は非常に静かな生活をしたい人だと説明しようとしています。 私は、勝ち負けのような敵に悩まされないように気をつけています。 それが私が社会に対処する方法であり、それが私に幸福をもたらすことを知っています。 しかし、もし私が戦うなら、誰にも負けないでしょう。

    My name is Skyler White Yoshikage Kira yo

    my name is yoshikage kira YO, my stand is killer queen YO 
    
    I have 33 years YO, im no married YO
    
    My house is in the northeast section of Morioh YO,
    
    Uh-huh.
    
    Where all the villas are.

    Keemstar FortressCraft rant

      Keemstar FortressCraft rant

      Its an old video of Keemstar (pre DramaAlert) defending FortressCraft after a couple of people from Machinima with Notch (creator of Minecraft) called FortressCraft names during an interview. Keemstar was supposedly the PR person for FortressCraft and Machinima has formally apologized and pulled the interview.

      All right, I gotta set the record straight. Something is really pissing me off. Notch took another game and ripped it off and made Minecraft. All right, all right. If we're gonna call stuff a rip off, let's call it what it is? Notch, took another game. Ripped it off, created Minecraft. Now, Notch comes over to Machinima. All right, and he's sitting next to these dudes and they meet them and ladededah and these little fucking Fanboys at Machinima realm. Yeah, you faggots at Machinima realm that work there. All right, talk shit about my fucking game Fortress craft saying, it's a rip off and that Fortress craft could go suck a fucking dick. This motherfucker with a t-shirt with two horses fucking each other with rainbows talking about Fortress Craft could suck a dick motherfucker. You got another homo sitting right next to you that looks like Abe Lincoln fuck him. Go to this video right now and send your fucking FAG hate. I'm unleashing all these motherfuckers on you. You don't fucking talk shit about me and my fucking game, or I'm gonna fucking talk shit about your whole goddamn crew. And fucking bring you down to your fucking knees where you can actually suck a fucking cock faggot. 
      Alright, I gotta set the record straight, something is REALLY pissing me off. Notch took another game and ripped it off and made Minecraft. Alright? If we're gonna call stuff a ripoff, let's call it what it is. Notch took another game, ripped it off, created Minecraft. Now Notch comes over to Machinima, alright? And he's sitting next to these dudes and they meet up and blablabla, and these little fucking FANBOYS at Machinima Realm YEAH YOU FAGGOTS AT MACHINIMA REALM THAT WORK THERE, alright? Talk shit about MY fucking game, fortresscraft? Sayin that it's a ripoff and tha- that fortresscraft can go suck a fuckin' dick? This motherfucker with a t-shirt with 2 horses fuckin' each other with rainbows? Talking about fortresscraft can suck a dick? Motherfucker? You got another homie sitting right next to you that looks like Abe Lincoln! FUCK HIM! Go over to this video right now and send your fucking F.A.G hate, I'm unleashing all these motherfuckers on you. You fuck, don't fucking talk shit about me and my fucking game, or I'm gonna fuckin' talk shit about your whole goddamn crew and fuckin' bring you down to your fucking knees, where you can actually suck a fucking cock, faggot. 

      Big bags full of knives

        Gerard's big bags full of knives speech

        Gerard’s big bags full of knives speech from the My Chemical Romance WWWY concert in Las Vegas.

        "There was a summer I started collecting knives, big bags full of knives, it's because...my friend died. And I was hoping somebody would try to hurt me, so I could kill them. And he fell down, he went to sleep forever." 
        “there was a summer I started collecting knives. big bags full of knives. it’s because… my friend died. and I was hoping… someone would try to hurt me, so I could kill them. and he fell down. and one day he went to sleep forever.” 

        I GOT FIRED FROM MY JOB OVER CHINESE LESBIANS

          Its the entire transcript of yuyuslivestreamdiary ‘i got fired from my job over chinese lesbians!!’ where she’s roleplaying as Kobeni from Chainsaw Man ranting about how she got fired from her job.

          I got fired from my job over CHINESE LESBIANS okay? Like, I used to work at a BAKERY right, PAST TENSE, until this whole Chinese lesbians thing happened, okay? Let me start off by saying this was NOT a great work environment, okay? They were lowkey EXPLOITING us, and there were DIDDIES there. There were actually P. DIDDIES working there. Not exactly the best people, so it’s not really a LOSS.
          
          So, like, I worked at the FRONT DESK, okay? Like, at the front place, I’d be like, “HERE’S YOUR CAKE, HERE’S YOUR CAKE, HERE’S YOUR CAKE.” And then, so I was working at that cake place, and then my boss gave me his phone. He’s like, “CAN YOU PLAY SOME MUSIC FOR THE BAKERY?” and I’m like, “OKAY.”
          
          Then my coworker is like, “I LOVE LE SSERAFIM, CHAEWON! CAN YOU PLAY CHAEWON?” So I’m like, “OKAY, LET’S PLAY LE SSERAFIM.” But the first two letters of “LESBIAN” also happen to be the first letters of LE SSERAFIM. So I search it up and then they’re like, “OH, LESBIANS,” in the past YouTube search history. I didn’t think much of it. I was like, “OH, THAT’S JUST A LITTLE BIT ODD,” right?
          
          But an hour later I’m like, “I WANT TO LISTEN TO SOME CHAPPELL ROAN.” So I get the phone and “CH,” “CH” also happens to be the first two letters of CHINESE LESBIANS, and GUESS WHAT was in the search history? And then I completely forgot about this; like, he took a bunch of PICTURES of the search history, and then he sent everybody, he’s like, “HA, IT’S SO FUNNY.” I’m like, “OH, OKAY.”
          
          So, like, a bunch of months later I remember this. I’m like, “OH, REMEMBER THE TIME WE SAW THAT IN HIS SEARCH HISTORY?” And then I was like–and then she was like, “OH YEAH, I REMEMBER.” I’m like, “OH, I SAW THIS. I SAW LIKE THE PICTURES OF THE SEARCH HISTORY,” and she’s like, “OH, OKAY.” And then she was like, “CAN I SEE?” and I was like, “OKAY, YEAH, YOU CAN SEE.” So I sent it to her, and I thought I sent it to her, but I ACCIDENTALLY SENT IT TO THE WORK GROUP CHAT with HIS WIFE in it.
          
          And so when I sent it to that group chat, I left my phone for FIVE HOURS okay? I don’t go back to my phone for five hours, and then after those five hours, I come back to like THIRTY MISSED CALLS. And then, like, my friend responded to the picture with, “OH, THIS IS THE BOSS’S SEARCH HISTORY,” she literally, like, gave my picture contact. And then his WIFE–we did not know his wife was in that group chat either. So his wife responded with an ADRENALINE-FUELED RANT like, “WHY ARE YOU SAYING THIS, WHAT’S GOING ON?” And apparently, she was scared, thinking we were IMPLYING HER HUSBAND WAS CHEATING by watching lesbians on YouTube or whatever.
          
          I’m sitting there like, “WHAT’S WRONG WITH CHINESE LESBIANS? ARE YOU JUST HOMOPHOBIC OR SOMETHING?” I LOVE CHINESE LESBIANS; no clue why you’re pressed. This is my SIGN: NEVER work somewhere that EXPLOITS YOU because THIS is what you’ll get. And at this point, I’m starting to believe the boss is the one SEARCHING UP CHINESE LESBIANS because they keep CHANGING THEIR STORY. One day it’s, “WE HAVEN’T USED THIS PHONE IN A LONG TIME,” or “THIS IS SOMEBODY ELSE’S PHONE.”
          
          Like, what are you even saying? They didn’t tell anybody about it; they were just like, “SHH, WE DON’T TRUST YOU. YOU CAN LEAVE.” They didn’t tell any of her parents; they didn’t tell anybody who worked there. ARE YOU JOKING ME? OH MY GOD.
          

          Sinister Titan Clockman

            Every Sinister Titan Clockman script from DOM Studios
            I can smell your fear, you … unworthy substitute. The time has come. I’ll show you true time domination.
            
            I am the God of Chronoverse. I have devoured hundreds of titans in the multiverse. Immortals beg for mercy in my presence.
            
            Now hold back, if you dare. Make me entertained, if you can. Bow to your beginning. 
            
            Still holding back? Boring…
            
            You have so much confidence. Do you really think you’re the source of all clock’s powers? Timeline 01. Chief revived you with a mix of his powers and mine. But the power he stole from me was too much. Besides Chief himself, it instantly killed them all. Do you know what that means? You’re not the source of all clock’s powers. You’re just a tiny piece of … me. When Chief was stealing my powers, I used those few seconds; I slowed time, making those few seconds pass like a thousand years for me. I made an illusion of the entire multiverse in my head, checking all the possibilities in future, choosing my perfect destiny, leading myself to absolute victory.
            
            There are multiple ways I can be humiliated, defeated, and trapped. I’m not invincible, after all. But I made sure to become one. As I saw all those different destinies of mine in future timelines, I picked the one that leads me to my perfect dominion. You can try. Stop holding back, and hit me with your best move. Do it if you can.
            
            Illusion. Was that your trump card? Play time is over.
            
            Thousand years. Thousand years I witnessed millions of possibilities. Thousand years I saw those future timelines I died. I only needed one risk. And finally, with this sword in my hand, I’ll reach my perfect dominion.
            
            You will try. And you will fail. And the most satisfying part is? Your actions will cause my victory. Do you want to know why? Do you want to know how? You will suffer again, and again, and again, and the moment you finally see the light of hope, you’ll face the soul shattering truth. And then you will sacrifice yourself. You will reboot everything. After that, in the new world, a multiverse without you, I will begin my perfect dominion. Try to make a change … if you can. I’ll enjoy your suffering.
            
            You have so much confidence. Do you really think you’re the source of all clock’s powers? Timeline 01. Chief revived you with a mix of his powers and mine. But the power he stole from me was too much. Besides Chief himself, it instantly killed them all. Do you know what that means? You’re not the source of all clock’s powers. You’re just a tiny piece of … me. When Chief was stealing my powers, I used those few seconds; I slowed time, making those few seconds pass like a thousand years for me. I made an illusion of the entire multiverse in my head, checking all the possibilities in future, choosing my perfect destiny, leading myself to absolute victory.
            You will try. And you will fail. And the most satisfying part is? Your actions will cause my victory. Do you want to know why? Do you want to know how? You will suffer again, and again, and again, and the moment you finally see the light of hope, you’ll face the soul shattering truth. And then you will sacrifice yourself. You will reboot everything. After that, in the new world, a multiverse without you, I will begin my perfect dominion. Try to make a change … if you can. I’ll enjoy your suffering.
            There are multiple ways I can be humiliated, defeated, and trapped. I’m not invincible, after all. But I made sure to become one. As I saw all those different destinies of mine in future timelines, I picked the one that leads me to my perfect dominion. You can try. Stop holding back, and hit me with your best move. Do it if you can.
            Thousand years. Thousand years I witnessed millions of possibilities. Thousand years I saw those future timelines I died. I only needed one risk. And finally, with this sword in my hand, I’ll reach my perfect dominion.
            I can smell your fear, you … unworthy substitute. The time has come. I’ll show you true time domination.