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My cousin Walter jerked off in public once

    Mallrats story on cousin jerking off in public on a plane

    Its a quote from the movie Mallrats (1995) where Brodie tells a crazy story of his cousin jerking off on a crashing plane.

    My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
    Well, did he cum, or what?
    Jesus CHRIST man there’s just some things you don’t say in public!

    The Recipe

      Jia recipe for bolus

      Jia Mu’s original recipe on how to make the bolus was presumably a guess made by cross-referencing the KR, JP, and EN script of the recipe in Limbus Company.

      First, immediately ground and add the roots of yellow wither grass within a century of harvest from the mounds; For aetherial lifewood ashes , at the first sight of darkening stir it before incorporation, but it must be first infused with a serpent's scales; as for decayed sulphurs, use the ashes of the tormented dead that has experienced four seasons amply but jabbering daily, but titanium spoon must be used to mix the ingredients. Then, add Whale oil extracted from the Murky Whale; as for the blue-blood of a Lingzhi, it must first be drawn from a child without making a laceration, avoid eye contact, and maintain viscosity level above 80%. Prepare a ex-zyme for only less than 12 days after production. Preserve it in a vessel prior to pulverization, then inject it at a temperature equal to or below 20 celsius.

      American Psycho – The Boys

        Created by u/nomoreholidays, its the American Psycho “Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?” scene but changed to Supes from The Boys.

        You like the Supes?

Their early releases were a little too primal for my taste. But when team Payback debuted in '40s, I think they really improved their brand, commercially and artistically.

Soldier Boy was near perfect, with super strength and combat skills, and a new sheen of patriotism that really gave the team, a big boost. He's been compared to Captain America, but I think Soldier Boy has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.

In the 90s, Vought assembled this; The Seven!, their most accomplished team. I think their best supe is Homelander. A character so edgy, most people probably don't see the underlying satire.

But they should, because it's not just about the dark side of superhuman powers and the pitfalls of hero-worship. It's also a personal statement about human nature itself.

Oi UE!!!

        Advice from an 8th grader to a 6th grader: Welcome to middle school.

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          Advice from an 8th grader to a 6th grader:
Welcome to middle school. You're gonna be tired, you're gonna wish you were still in elementary school sometimes. The halls are cramped and the teachers are annoying. But just remember do your homework, and stay out of trouble. Pick your friends carefully. Don't worry about how people feel about you cause it doesn't matter. Don't be afraid to dress or act different. That grade on that test does not define you. The friends you have right now probably aren't gonna be your friends when you get to 8th. But I promise you you will have great friends that you wouldn't trade for the world. You'll laugh and cry. Don't try to be perfect. I've walked these halls for three years so take care of it for me, it's a second home. Above all cherish

          PACKGOD vs Steak

            Packgod vs Steak script

            Packing script for Packgod vs Steak or Packgod’s ‘Confronting my biggest hater‘ video.

            Shut yo ugly ass the fuck up, holy shit, you like if Jack Frost was a Zesty Edgar, get yo ass on, bro you're like Victor from Despicable Me if he was in the upside down. What are you talking about? Bro, you got a urine stain on your shirt, boy you lactate piss out of your nipple. Get yo ass on, bro you got batarangs above your eyes, your eyebrows look like horse legs. Shut yo ass up boy you ain’t Thing 1 and Thing 2, you're Object 3. With yo Cat in the Hat, my wallet lookin' fat, having ass, boy, you dirty as hell. You dressed up like a soggy piece of bubblegum boy, get yo ass on bruh, you conceived under a school desk, gеt yo ass back. Boy you got an albino launch pad on yo head, (Boing, boing, boing) stupid ass boy you ugly as hell, bitch, yo mom uses your school picturе day photos as rat repellent. (Ssssss...) Boy you dirty as hell you look like you asked your girl out to prom by faxing her a PDF of a PowerPoint presentation. (Here are the following reasons why you should accompany me to the school dance.) Bum ass boy, you ugly as hell. Nah, for real, i caught you butt naked last night in yo basement fencing a possum with a wii remote, get yo ass back bruh. Yo head look like if i stepped on it, 3 coins would pop out. (Bling! Bling! Bling!) Mario power head lookin ass, you dirty as hell boy, yo dad shoved you into the wall, you said: "FALCON PUUUUUNCH!" and he shoved you again. Your move was not effective. Get better boy, you’re nasty as hell, look at yo ugly ass right now. Lemme switch up the music on yo bitch ass, cause you 'bout dirty as hell. And you better get yo, you better get yo, you better get yo, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! Power-up having ass, you ugly as hell. You better get yo abusive father, harry no potter, i sexually identify as an apache helicopter, saltine cracker, milk dud wrapper, professional walmart shopping cart hijacker, dusty, musty, crusty, long armed, skinny legged, big forehead, horton hears a who, your grandma beats you with a shoe, your whole head lookin like King Boo, outta my face, you dirty as hell. Your upper lip hasn't even fully rendered in yet, you ugly as shit boy, you thought Hooters was a legion of elite
            Steak: GOD! GOD, SHUT UP!
            WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO. Bum ass boy, you ugly as shit, nah nah hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, take off the wig. Take off the wig.
            OH MY GOD, NEVERMIND, PUT THAT SHIT BACK ON, yo you ugly as hell, yo hair look like a fortnite bush with frostbite, you ugly as hell. Yo hair movin like there's a whole ass magnet above yo head boy, you got magneto doing squats on yo hairline. (BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ) You ugly as hell, in fact, you like Zane from Ninjago if he worked at forever 21. Get yo ass on boy, you got the flu so you installed a Norton Antivirus in your nostril, shut yo ass up boy. You don't sneeze, your boogers paraglide out of your nose. (WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO) You ugly as hell, you like to take yo baths in a Minecraft water bucket and brush your teeth with a veggie straw. Get yo ass back boy, you put a ruler next to your bed so when you woke up you could see how long you slept. Dumbass boy, you ugly as hell. You got anything else to say? You got anything else to say? Nah, nah, in fact, HAAAAAAAAAAAWK PFFFFFFFFFFF- Swallow that shit, BLUBUBUBUBUBUBUB bitch ass boy, you ugly as hell. I'm done with you, you ugly as shit, you dirty as hell, you’re broke, you’re nasty, you're weird, your dad has doodoo crumbs in his beard, and you can suck my ass, HAAWWWWKKK PFFFFFFFFFFF-

            Good news, we can finally be bees.

              We can be bees meme 
              Good news, we can finally be bees. This isn't your world, but we can be bees. This is good news. You can be a bee. You'll live like a bee. a pet. "a pet?" a pet. Mark, this is good news. You'll live for 30 years. "THIS IS INSANE!" 
              Mark this is good news, we can finally be bees. This isn't your world but we can bee bees, you'll live for 30 years you understand what that means? We can finally be bees
              🐝
              We can be BEES. This is GOOD news. 
              Mark this isn't our world, but we can be bees
              You’ll live like a bee
              You will live 30 years
              You can be a bee. You can live like a pet. This is good news