Copypasta of a person’s past experience or events that is so absurd it became a meme of its own. Usually untrue stories that tries to circle jerk opinions.
She was like aye check this out then slightly pulled down her pants, revealing her panties, during class when the teacher wasnt looking. The thrill of seeing something that i am not supposed to be was immaculate and left a big shock to me. now it’s gone to the point where whatever i do, it’s constantly popping back up in my head and is fucking up my life. How can i not think about it?
Well, Yesterday, I was very horny,I was willing to fuck the vacuum machine but mother was using it, So i sneaked and found some of my sister's used panties, she had taken them off to clean them for later, they smelled bad, but i liked the smell, I took it to my room, and i covered it around my dick and started masturbating, It took me around 13 seconds to cum, But i didnt even feel like i was done, i kept going, but well, my sister walked in on me, I thought of this as the perfect chance for her to join me and we have sex, So i told her "Come here babygirl" , Well she didnt like that and started screaming, my father heard it and he came running, I got beat and then kicked out of the house, Does anyone have an extra room and looking for a roommate? Preferrably a girl
HI GUYS MY NAME IS BOBY D. (AGE 60 BIRTHDAY 1961\05\05 TRUCKER BADASS MAN) I WAS WONDERING WHAT MY KID (AGE 16 2006\03\05 GIRLY SISSY BOY) WAS WATCHING. HE WAS WATCHING SOMETHING THAT LOOKED LIKE WEIRD CARTOON. HE DROPPED PHONE AND LEFT TO BATHROOM. I OPEN PHONE. I THINK I SEE A PENIS GET INSERTED TO A BUTTHOLE. BUT BUTTHOLE HAD A PENIS TOO!!! I GOT SCARED. DID MY SON DEAL WITH SATAN? WAS HE GAY? ?
I LOOKED AT PHONE MORE. HE GOT SMS MESSAGE I THINK AND WHEN I OPENED IT I SEE GAY PORNO WITH SOMEONE DRESSING AS A GIRLT!! I KNEW IT!! I LOOKED AT HIS CLOSET AND SAW WEIRD HAIR AND WEIIRD SCHOLGIRL CLOTHES. DID MY ACT LIKE HE WAS A GIRL!!
MY CANT BE A GIRLY SISSY BOY HE IS MY SON AND HE NEEDS TO BE REAL MAN! !! I GOT VERY ANGRY WHEN HE COME BACK TO ROOM I GAVE HIM AN EXTRA SPANKING TODAY. HE MOANED LIKE GIRL. I LAUGHED BECAUSE OF HOW STUPIOD HE IS. I TOLD HIM HE CRIES LIKE A GIRL AND I TOLD HIM TO BE A MAN THATS RIGHT HE ISNT GOING TO GO FAR IN LIFE WITHOUT TAKING A SPANKING OR TWO
I THINK HE PISS HIS PANTS. HIS PANTS ALL WET HAHAHA. I WILL TELL MY WIFE ABOUT THIS ONCE THAT STUPID BITCH COMES BACK HOME FROM HER STUPID FUCKING JOB WITH THAT WHORE DANIELLA AND MAKES ME SOME FUCKING FOOD AFTER A NIGHT OF HARD TRUCKING AND SPANKING MY STUPID GIRLY SON
WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH SON NOW I ALREADY BEAT HIM AND I WANT TO TAKE HIM TO TRUCKING NEXT DAY SO THAT HE CAN SEE HOW TO BE A REAL MAN BUT SHOULD I DO ANYTHING ELSE
HELP
I'm an American high school student in 2020. There are multiple school shootings a day. Every teacher is now armed. Veterans patrol the halls on mobility scooters with built-in miniguns. The Algebra 2 teacher is handing out the quiz, her body armor jostling around. I reach into my backpack to take out my calculator. Her M16 is already trained on me. "DON'T FUCKING MOVE." "I-I need my calculator." "THIS IS A NO CALCULATOR QUIZ." "I-I thought I could use my calculator." "YOU THOUGHT WRONG." Tense pause. She lowers her weapon. A school shooter takes this opportunity to snipe her from the back of the room. Her brains splatter all over my face. A second school shooter in the front wheels around with a shotgun, blasting the first shooter because he doesn't want to share the headlines. The cute girl next to me holds up her ballistics shield half a second too late. I try to run for the door. A veteran mobility scooter flies into the room firing 100 rounds a second into my upper torso. As my carcass joins those of my classmates, I die happy knowing that I'm still freer than Europoors. My family gets charged $10m for medical expenses plus tip.
My penis is so large I just cannot lug it around any longer. It is so insanely huge and has caused so many problems in my life. I cannot go to airports as they think I am sneaking something in. so everytime I go, I get groped as they try to take my penis off thinking its a bomb. I cannot pleasure women as they are so horrified at the sight of my cock, that they immediately run away. My mother and father disowned me after seeing the length of my shaft. Not only is it extraordinarily long, it is just too thick. I cannot sexually relieve myself as my hands are just too small to masturbate.
My humongous cock has ruined my life. I resent God for cursing me with this large chunk of meat that just drags across the ground. Doctors tell my I will never be able to get a penis reduction as they would have nowhere to put the penis. It would just take up far too much room.
I had a girlfriend when I was a young lad, she loved me for who I was and did not care for this deformity, but one day... I took off my jeans and my penis flung out, smacking her and flinging her out the window. She died 2 hours later in the hospital. She was the only woman who ever loved me. My penis is just... too ginormous. It has caused problems for myself and the people around me. For this reason, I will be ending it all. My penis has taken over my life... but it cannot take over a life that does not exist.
I met this girl in college and we really bonded over our shared love of roblox, so i asked her to become my girlfriend. She said yes . let's fucking gooo!! So anyway, after some time passed i really longed for some sexual intimate contact with her, but because of her strict christian parents, such a deed was not in my ability to conduct... However, one day my girlfriend came up with a brilliant plan for me to sneak up into her house at 2am next morning. Ok bet! So you better believe it that i had no hesitance or constrictions holding me back from getting my ass into sweet, sweet virginity loss territory!!
I packed a couple of extra items like condoms, a pacifier( for the baby ) and pleasuring devices, as who could possibly know what type of whacky goofy things my girlfriend is really into, lol
I also brought some heavy duty rope i could put to use to scaling her 2 floor edifice. Also because i could reuse it for some silly BDSM 😆.
Time came and i was following suit in coming, (lmao sick wordplay😝) As i made my way to her household and began climbing to her bedroom. The lust emitted in the air, the pre-discharge alreafy culminating in my pants. It seemed as though my horniness got the better of me as i accidentally tripped and scraped part of my arm against the rough wall of her house. But i could not stop. My sex hormones were violently abd rapidly coursing through me and i knew i needed to be up there. I eventually got up, but not without my losses. But it was worth it, alright. Her naked body and her face burried into her pillow, bunda face up🤤. Gives me chills revisiting that memory. And oh her back, a smooth supple back. I always remember her for her small streamlined back and always dreamt of what it looked like under all that fabric. Finally i can see it's true grace.
Suddenly, a violent yet calculated and choreographed manner of going about this virginity- losing exercise came over me and i undressed myself and put her into different positions. The helicopter, the black widow and captain america, the softboiled egg and finally, as our soft breaths finally meet in symphony and synchronised, i felt we both climax as our sexual legiances peak. It was the best 7 minutes of my life.
I laid in bed next to her, but i couldnt help but realise i didnt see her face move at all. I turned her and carress her face to see just a shred of her beautiful face.
Thats when shock overcame the perspiration, horniness and that post-sex rotten egg aroma in the room. Holy shit. Turns out i actually was having intercourse with her dyslexic and disabled younger sister who had trouble in even putting her clothes on. " papa...is that you?"
She quietly whimpered. It was like murdering a helpless defenseless dog. I could not put it down. Knowing that my dna could surface in this crime scene due to me stupidly ripping apart my arm earlier, i sacrificed myself to relief this curse i misplaced on my girlfriend's family. Im sorry mom, im sorry dad, and im sorry GF. Maybe in a different universe, things turned out better. I jumped off the window but forgot it was only 2 storeys high and i didnt even die. I was taken into the hospital and i am unknown of the happenings and whereabouts regarding both our families and lay in this hospital bed awaiting the charges if the crimes i committed.