Copypasta of a person’s past experience or events that is so absurd it became a meme of its own. Usually untrue stories that tries to circle jerk opinions.
So me and my girlfriend have been together about 9 months, when we got together she was very clear that she was on onlyfans. I appreciated her being honest, and I’m not gonna lie and say I was fine with it but I really liked this girl and she was super sweet and caring (still is) so I decided to give it a shot still. Tbh I haven’t really thought about it much during our time together and haven’t looked at her onlyfans once, well until yesterday. I’m not sure why but I decided to have a look yesterday which led me to find some shit I didn’t want to see. At first I was on my own phone and made an account as I haven’t actually tried onlyfans before and then I saw she was advertising “Hot and Steaming sexting sessions” which peaked my curiosity shall we say.
Then I decided to go on her laptop and go through her onlyfans from her account. Which brings me to Pablo, Pablo is “the best daddy ever” and has the “hottest cock in the world” (direct quotes from her). from what I could tell Pablo has spent about 10,000$ on my girlfriend, and let’s say she’s provided lots in return. A quick list of some of the things I found was, a photo with his name on her boobs. A video of her pleasuring herself SCREAMING his name, and the icing on the cake was a video which really really crossed the line for me where she was once again pleasuring herself but this time she was talking about how she couldn’t wait to have sex with him and his “perfect cock” behind her boyfriends back(me) and how she couldn’t wait for him to cum on the necklace I got her for her birthday.
So basically I got very pissed, I’m not sure if they were actually planning to do it in real life or if it was just some sexual thing but still Jesus Christ . I confronted her about it and her response was basically ummmm yeah You know I do onlyfans right, that’s how it works. At this point I just left the apartment and am staying at a friends place now. What in the fuck do I do? Surely I have to break up with her right?
Basically the title, i am a full time discord moderator and right now i am managing 10 servers at once, I enjoy my job, i enjoy interacting with different communities and it's nice that people recognize me in all the chats, Recently my mother has been nagging me to get a job even though discord is my job. We had family and cousins over for dinner once and they were discussing their job prospects , My cousin is a firefighter and was talking about how physically exhausting it can be to climb ladders and manage the fire equipment. I also say that my job is hard and that my fingers get tired and that i have to do special hand/finger stretches so i dont get carpal tunnel. I heard my brother smirk and i realized that none of them take what i love to do seriously, so i stormed back to my room
A few weeks passed and i was in the middle of getting a promotion and training to become an admin when my mother opened the door and asked to speak to me , i sighed and deafened myself since i was on call, She looked at me with sad eyes and said 'Honey your father and i are kicking you out in 2 weeks if you dont get a job" , I replied telling her that once again this is my job, she then asked if i make any money from it which i replied one of the owners bought me a month of nitro for helping manage a discord raid, she told me that she didnt understand what nitro was or what a raid was, she once again told me or thats it, I am 28 years old, this is my dream and my passion, i am in the middle of completing my training and getting my admin certificate, i dont even want to imagine what my kittens would do without me if i cant go on my pc to use discord
What should i do? Any advice? Please help me because i am serious
I have a crazy crush on my classmate. She is the hottest girl I have ever seen, her hair, eyes, smile everything. I don't give a crap what everyone in my school thinks about her, apparently she is the biggest whore and fucks the whole football team every friday after P.E. class. I don't buy it, I'm very sure she only likes me because how cool and mysterious I am. People call me a weirdo and loner, but that's just part of my plan, I haven't spoken to anyone since third grade and I will show them who I am when I glow up after my mom takes me to shopping.
Anyways, I really had an urge when I woke up sweaty and horny in the weekend. I usually masturbate to pornstars that look like her, but this time I wanted something that would satisfy my session. I remember she was the last person to exit out from the boy's locker room after P.E. class, she probably wanted to see me, but I had to hurry home to watch my favorite cartoons. I arrived to school and tried to open the door, but it was locked, ah! Ofcourse! It's saturday. I really had to smell the locker room she visited, I'm 100% sure there's still some scent in there, since she wears a lot of perfume that would last at least a day, so this was my last chance.
I smashed the window open with a rock and hurried to my destination. The alarms went off, but I didn't care, I have to do it I inhaled every single oxygen particle that was there. It was disgusting amount of a mixture of sweat and dirt smell, but I had to have a glimpse of her perfume and finish masturbating, or else I'm not leaving! I didn't smell any of it! I had to lick the whole floor, so I could distinguish her boot's smell. That didn't work too! I ran to the bathroom and found a lipstick! This is a JACKPOT. She applies this to her mouth everyday! I started sucking the lipstick while masturbating and thinking about her. When I was about to ejaculate, I ate the whole lipstick.
It felt like heaven! I ended up fainting and woke up in hospital. The nurse told me, that I was intoxicated, because they found strange chemicals in my stomach, also bunch of cops came to question me, why I broke in and was naked there. I didn't tell them about the lipstick or anything, I just said I was high and didn't know what got to me. I might go to jail for this, but It was worth every single moment.
I had a squirter gf once and dude let me tell you. She would just squirt so fucking much and it legit just felt like she was peeing on me a ton if she were on top.
And dude the fucking bed would get fucked. Sometimes I'd stay up all night cleaning it with peroxide and baking soda and vacuuming up the liquid or laying a fan on it and waiting hours for it to dry.
It was fucked.
It was just so fucking much. An absolute huge lake in my bed.
Well, one time I pissed the bed a little. Don't even know what happened but I peed and I woke up and was very embarrassed and told her and she had the audacity to be disgusted with me about it.
And I'm thinking like, bitch, you've been fucking pissing on me for two years now.
And I ain't never been in to that.
But I let you piss on me out of love and you are gonna shame me because I dreamt I was pissing in a toilet and then pissed the bed ONE TIME.
Fucking wild the nerve on that girl and let me tell you, that cum piss smells weird and if you don't get those blankets washed, oh boy. Gross smell.
But dude, not even a plastic lining helped, it was so much. Went right through.
To this day, I just want to fucking understand why she squirted so much.
It was legit like a waterfall or a broken geyser.
I just want to understand. I straight got PTSD over this. I just wanna learn what was going on with her vagina and where she stored all that liquid.
Keeps me up at night sometimes as I try and figure it out but Google ain't like it used to be.
I am a New Yorker. I wake up at 5am every day of the week in my 50 square foot run down apartment in Harlem where the rent is $9,695,748 per week. When I wake up I see 5 rats on the side of my uncovered kid mattress stealing pizza from my fridge. I disregard my crappy living conditions and start heading for work. Not even 5:10 in the morning and the traffic is as congested as the nose of a protestor enduring tear gas. There are more cars on the road than bills to pay. I squeeze my way to work through constant honking and finally get to my hellish office job in downtown Manhatten at 8pm. I sit in a little cubicle (the one with the pillar) while my boss screams racial slurs at incoming customers. I have to cope with this bullshit, as I was for 23 years in this job with $5 an hour pay and no promotions. After getting home at 6am, I time travel with my yankee hat to 5am as that is the time I wake up. Such is the life of an average New York City resident.
Many people always ask me how I was able to get into Harvard as a 16 year old who skipped 3 grades of high school. They think I got in because of my scholarly records, but no the key is the interview. As I sat in the Harvard Dean's office in front of the board of reviewers for my application, the Dean asks me "Why should you be a good candidate for this school?" They seemed bored but I replied "Well I was born a child prodigy, placed 1st in my state spelling bee for three consecutive years, I can speak eight different languages not counting Latin, play four different instruments, I skipped grades 4 through 6, and graduated my high school as valedictorian at the age of 14. I then worked as an intern at both Telsa, and NASA." Suddenly the room burst into laughter and many of board instantly started scribbling down "No" near the application check marks. The Dean says "Sorry but you are just not the type we are looking for." But then I said "Excuse me but I wasn't finished... I watch Rick and Morty" The Dean looked at me like an idiot and said "So....?" Then I replied with a smile "And I understand all the references and subtle jokes" An audible gasp let out by the board was so loud the secretary had to come in. You could hear a pin drop and then suddenly all at once the entire board clicked their pens on the "Approved Box" and I was instantly handed a diploma and now I'm teaching advanced physicals there. I guess you can say I'm pretty smart. :)
