Copypasta of a person’s past experience or events that is so absurd it became a meme of its own. Usually untrue stories that tries to circle jerk opinions.
>Be me
>Be 16
>New school, introduced to class
>Meet guy who is an asshole, let's call him Shitgut >Shitgut tries to start bullying me
>Be alpha and resist
>Don't make many friends, don't need them
>Notice Shitgut bullies other kids
>Decide to fuck him up
>Figure where his locker is
>Wait until school is over, follow him home from a safe distance, unseen >Mark down where he lives, GTFO
>Find out he does hockey, figure out where his ice rink is, and what time he trains >Spend six months practically stalking that fuck, making sure I don't get caught
>Map out where he is at any time, at all times
>Then proceed to phase two, buy a pineapple
>On a day I get off school earlier than he does, bike to his house and leave the pineapple at the door >His parents ain't home for hours, seen by nobody
>He tells people about the pineapple tomorrow, nobody cares
>Two weeks later, sneak a pineapple at the ice rink, in the men's dressing room
>People think he's making it up
>Start buying a pineapple on a regular basis, always have it ready when opportunity strikes
>Hallway empty, pick his locker and leave a pineapple
>His motorbike is unwatched, leave a pineapple
>He doesn't mention the pineapples to anyone anymore
>Figure out where they keep his home's spare key
>Skip school, sneak into his home while his parents work
>Leave a pineapple on his bed
>Hear he's failing classes
>His parents put up a security camera, I figure the blind spot and dodge that shit >Send him a fucking pineapple for christmas through the mail from a fake address >He doesn't show up to school every day anymore
>Don't even think about why I do it anymore, it's just for shits and giggles now >Bombard that fuck with random pineapples every few weeks for two fucking years >School year ends, finish school
>Go to college like a boss
>Come back home for the holidays
>Hear someone from my old school had had a panic attack at the grocery store >It's Shitgut.
>Someone had left a fucking pineapple on the beer shelf
>first day of college
>walk into Computer Science 101 class
>look around, normie MacBooks and pleb laptops abound
>reach into backpack
>summon up all my strength
>powerlift my gaming laptop onto the desk
>catch my breathe for a moment
>reach into my backpack again
>once again summon my strength
>pull out the charging cable (the laptop only lasts 5 minutes without a charge)
>drop it onto the desk, a loud THUMP echoes throughout the classroom and into the hallways >the classroom is now staring in awe of the monster I've just unleashed
>plug the cable in, sparks fly as though Zeus himself blessed the connection
>classmates look on in horror as I open the laptop >as I hover my finger towards the power button, some students begin trying to escape the room >but there is no escape
>press the power button
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I was obsessed by FIFA 13 and had played Barcelona during seasons. I had faced someone and lost the game, although I had 100 shots on goal. The guy had only one. I got so mad.
The same night I had sex with a girl. While she was on top of me, I'm having pictures in my head of Messi missing an open goal, and I react by fucking her harder, in the hope of having those pictures disappear. I just can't let go of that game. The images return, and I literally whisper "fucking bitch, do your job" and spanks her.. I didn't whisper loudly but it was enough for her to hear it..
She stopped and got super mad. I tried to explain that it was Messis fault and that my 3-4-1-2 formation allows him a lot of creative freedom and that he always scores.. She understood nothing and was still mad. I had to go down on her for 30 minutes to make her happy. That's when I knew that it was a mistake to play FIFA before fucking.
Thanks a lot Messi.
This happened on on of the hottest days of the year. I walked into school in shorts (because it was way too warm) and because of that I got a detention even though they allow skirts for the girls. So the next day I put on a school skirt (don't ask how I own one) and from the second I arrived everyone starred at me (including the guys) and instantly one of the teachers came up to me and said" what are you wearing?!?!!??" And so i explained to her and she surprisingly agreed that the school should have shorts so she let me get to class. On my way there a younger student who was behind me said "nice as" and slapped it! So I turned around and he screamed (he thought / was a female) during class this one guy came up to me and said "meet me at the end of the hallway after class to fck" which was honestly disgusting
He never showed up.
And the school never allowed shorts
You came back home from work, tired from the office grind. It's been days since your team was mathematically eliminated from the playoff picture.
Laying down on the couch like a lurching grouch, you get your phone and open up Reddit, hoping for a sense of relief, a break from the never ending drawl of reality and then you see it.
You read the title of the post, word by word, letter by letter, a smile grows on your face as your eyes seemingly glimmered as they bounced along with that magic of your childhood returning to your soul.
It made you remember when you played catch with your father and when he took you out to your first ballgame, hot dog and soda in hand as you watched your beloved team play for 9 innings, it was magical.
And remembered how your father, and his father and his father hated that damn team, and told you stories about how their team was so close to winning it all if it wasn't for them.
Some of them may not be alive today to see it but they're in heaven, watching above as they hear the good news from the grapevine of beyond.
For the New York Yankees have been eliminated from the postseason as you whispered under your breath and type a comment under the post with 3 words that ties your hatred for those damn Yankees with others around the world.
"DAAAA JANKEES LOSE"
Let me start off by saying I'm an atheist, but I've always had a fascination with religion and mythology. I'm also trying to draw my own comic. I'm not aiming for anything revolutionary or mindblowing, I just wanna make a fun, shonen-esque action comic that I can upload on the web just for fun and to hopefully get to a point where I can make comic drawing a career.
I started out with just the idea of demon slaying. I know it's a little cliche but you gotta start somewhere and I like the idea of demons and heroes using magical weapons to hunt them. So I asked myself, what should I call a group that battles demons? At the back of my brain the word 'exorcist', so I finally went with it. Then I asked myself what I should call their magical weapons? Well, 'real' exorcists use rosaries, so maybe using that term could be fun as a nod to the whole idea of exorcism. And then it kind of snowballed from there. Now I have an entire setting with about a thousand years of history, a hierarchy for both the demons and the central church, three separate power systems, and a whole bunch of magitech style technologies built around the central concept of the setting.
Now that I've at least come close to a full setting however, I kind of have a weird feeling that maybe I shouldn't use it. On the one hand, there isn't really any 'religion' in my idea. I don't reference any actual religious teachings, the reused terminology doesn't even really match up with anything in the real world (well, except demons. Because they're demons). I'm not trying to make a statement about whether or not church or religion is good or bad, and the whole thing is mostly just an organization in the background. But on the other hand, these are things people actually believe in. It's not like Rick Riordan and his half blood camp full of greek demigods. As someone who isn't even a part of that whole realm of belief, is it wrong of me to use their terminology for my own world building? I just wanted to get some opinions on the matter and see what other people think, whether I should use what I've come up with or throw it out and start over.
And as one final thing I will say that while yes I could change the terms I've used for everything and it would still hold up as a setting, it feels like it loses something in the process. I don't really want to change the setting that much because I wouldn't find it as fun.
