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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


You committed the ultimate cardinal sin

    This was a response when a dev of Apex Legends called the majority of their players freeloaders and asshats.
    PR team and devs, well done. You have alienated your playerbase.

You committed the ultimate cardinal sin, you got personal. You, as a team of professionals trying to make money, got personal. You got personal and decided to insult your playbase, calling us "ass-hats" and "freeloaders". Not a wise move.

We won't forget this. You've set a new tone for the kind of interaction we'll be having with you. It's a cold one. One where there aren't any illusions about the reality of the situation. Previous notions of "family" are dead. We are mere consumers to you, and that is obvious.

You have chosen to bring in a new era of hostility and bitterness. Well done. Great PR move.

    History of the copypasta

    The copypasta was from a response when an Apex Legends developer called someone on the Apex subreddit an asshole. The original post can be found here.


    Fellatio and cunnilingus are NOT equitable: One is a helluva lot more difficult than the other!

      The human penis was so perfectly created for sucking, it's literally the design-prototype for the popsicle. That's why it's so easy & straightforward. In fact, you can even do it while playing Mario Kart.
But cunnilingus requires a singular, uni-task commitment, cuz you're basically snacking on an open wound. There's no watching Netflix or doing ANYTHING else when you're going down on a woman: Your head is buried, like a frightened ostrich. If you're lucky, you can still hear the stereo. So trading one for the other is totally unfair for the guy!

I say, 3 fellatio = 1 cunnilingus. That's a fair trade. (I'm also open to nontraditional trades, like something Bobby Bonilla's agent would think of: 1 fellatio + 1 sandwich + 1 nap = 1 cunnilingus.)

      I literally just opened reddit and the first thing i see is hentai

        I literally just opened reddit and the first thing i see is hentai. I was fucking sitting on the bus and then a giant pair of big jiggle anime honkers popped on my screen. I was sitting next to a mother with a child and exposed both of them to that horrific scene. I want to kill myself now. It was so bad my anxiety started acting up and the next moment i had fucking nuclear diarrhoea. The bishop i had up my ass started letting go. I had to get off the bus and into the near woods to relieve myself and readjust the bishop. Fuck you again!

        Perhaps you were looking for “Please put a NSFW tag on this“

        I’m so tired of getting hit bro, come on bro stop attacking all together bro

          I'm so tired of getting hit bro, come on bro stop attacking all together bro, using any move at all is spamming bro. Stop heaving spamming, stop lightspamming, stop heavy to light spamming, stop using your character's attack chains, stop bash spamming! Stop using an attack more than once in a fight god damn you fucking spamming piece of shit you used that attack 3 minutes ago, and now you're doing it again, holy shit you fucking cheap ass cheating loser, you actually used an attack that works on me, stop winning, i need a win to feel any worth in life, holy shir was that a light attack? You spineless screw word pig boy, how dare you throw a god damn fucking light attack after using one last week you fucking light spamming poop poop boy, holy shit was that a heavy bro, you trying to get an execution too hard stop heaving me god damn fuck christ bro fucking spammer stop HOLY SHIT ARE YOU ACTUALLY PARRYING ME?AMAMA fucking parry spammer holy fuck christ you're so shit! dididijdhdhdhdhd did you actually just feint an attack? You fucking pussy ass loser noob who needs fients to win, god damn dick eater DUDE STOP BLOCK SPAMMING, LET ME HIT YOU It's not fair you can defens yourself at all, my attacks should always hit you! I should be able to attack and magically gravitate towards you and one shot you everytime because you're spamming attcks at me HOLY SHITRHDHJDJDJ are you actually playing THAT character THAT one?! NO you can't do. That their a spam character, and should be nerfed! My main should be buffed more it's not fair that others get a buff and mine is still just in S tier fucking shit ass game Just fucking attacking at all it's so cheap and on fair.

          I Own a Magnuvisor for the Rider Battle, since that’s what Kanzaki Shiro intended

            I Own a Magnuvisor for the Rider Battle, since that's what Kanzaki Shiro intended. Four Blank Riders break into my house. "Nani?!" As I henshin and unholster my Magnuvisor. Blow a hole through the first Rider, he's dead on the spot. Draw my Gigalauncher on the second Rider, miss him entirely because it's to heavy and explodes the neighbours Contract Monster. I have to resort to summoning my contract monster at the top of the stairs loaded with a Final Vent card, "Useless" the bullets, lasers and rockets shred the two Riders in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Insert strike vent card into Magnuvisor and charge the last terrified Rider. He gets erased from existence waiting for the Police to arrive since we're in the Mirror World, just as Kanzaki Shiro intended.

            The original copypasta was “Own a musket for home defense“