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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

Good morning sir. Unfortunately, I only do professional buisness via my Geometry Dash account.

    Good morning sir.

Unfortunently, I only do professional buisness via my Geometry Dash account.

If you wish to continue this discussion, please make an account at https://www.boomlings.com/database/accounts/accountManagement.php Then buy Geometry Dash on steam for $3. Then add me @CrustiesAuto ingame to continue this discussion.

Any other messages on Discord will be ingorned/blocked, I exclusively do buisness in Geometry Dash so you must contact me there to resolve your case.

I hope you understand, Signed Mohammed Al-Jafhar.

    I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Karrakin Cavalry College

      Its the Navy Seals copypasta but changed to when a Karrakin Lancer got ragebaited for Lancer TTRPG.

      What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Karrakin Cavalry College, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on New Madrassa, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire house of Stone's great companies. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Omninet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Karrakis and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Baronic Unified Command and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the sector, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo

      I own a PTRD for home defence just as Comrade Stalin intended.

        Created by @AnimarchyYT, its the ‘Own a musket for home defense‘ copypasta but changed to PTRD an anti-tank rifle developed by the Soviets during WW2.

        I own a PTRD for home defence just as Comrade Stalin intended. 

Four Capitalists break into my communal housing block, “The Motherland Calls Comrades!”

I blow a crater sized hole in the first man and he’s dead on the spot. Everyone in the building is now deaf and the shockwave has triggered the local air raid siren. 

Next I draw my Tokarev and fire one round before it jams, still discombobulated from the muzzle blast I miss entirely and kill my neighbour, he was probably a spy and Comrade Stalin guided my round for the state. 

I will have to resort to the Maxim in the stairwell. I cut two fascist invaders in half before the barrel overheats and the water cooling jacket explodes. A cloud of steam corrodes and destroys all the KGB listening devices located throughout the building. 

I draw my 2ft long Mosin-Nagant bayonet and chase down the last man, stabbing it forcefully into his chest, the blade is poorly forged by a 70 year old guy from Tula so it bends and gets stuck in his rib cage, unable to be removed. He bleeds out before state security services can finish him off with their pistols. 

Just as Comrade Stalin intended.

        Fantasy. Fantasy. Final fantasy? Yeah I know final fantasy

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          Fantasy. Fantasy. Fantasy.

Final fantasy? Yeah I know final fantasy, my friend was nick named final fantasy cause of his love for the games. He also had a fart fetish, usually he would get crazy to incredible gassy. He also had a thing for skating but it ended up killing him

Final fantasy was skating once but then he didn’t see a car coming and got hit by it. Ended up being what killed him. Skating

          The data is nothing but lies. Silver is average or even good

            From a Reddit circlejerk post in the Overwatch 2 subreddit.

            So I started doing some comp matches and got put in silver 2. I was pretty pleased with myself until I looked at some "data" and it turns out that means that I'm in the bottom 15% of all players. Clearly that is wrong because I'm better than that.

Firstly, I'd like to see where this "data" came from. Clearly not from any reputable source. Silver is clearly average, gold is good and anything beyond that isn't worth concerning yourself about. So here's some data - How come any time I look at someones career profile in quick play, they are silver also? That is because most people are silver (average).

Stuff like this is made to make people feel bad, it's very similar to penis length statistics where companies like to pretend that the average penis is far far bigger than normal through their "statistics" when actually the average is about 3.5-4".

            She breasted boobily

              "Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards."