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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

i watched this movie and when i looked at the lady to my left my cock started bubbling and foaming

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    i watched this movie and when i looked at the lady to my left my cock started bubbling and foaming like mentos in coca cola. everyone in the theater stared in shock as my manhood began to convulse and expand like a high school chemical reaction gone wrong except all the chemicals in my body wanted to immediately splurge on this lady and get 13 others pregnant in the crossfire. 9/10 movie plot was pretty nice although it sometimes felt a bit corny 

    Stop posting Bladee falling off the stage please guys.

      Let’s not contribute to this
      
      Stop posting bladee falling off the stage please guys. It’s not funny, it’s sad and it’s not the light we want to hold him in. If you are a fan you wouldn’t want to promulgate this sort of media or give it any more attention that it has already gotten and shame on everyone who has posted it for some clout online. We should be promoting his triumphs not these moments of weakness, so please be compassionate, don’t post it and if you see a post of it, urge the person to delete it or report it.

      CP2077 Netrunner “own a musket for home defense”

        Cyberpunk 2077 version of Own a musket for home defense

        Its a variation of the “Own a musket for home defense” copypasta but changed to Cyberpunk 2077 specifically a netrunner build.

        I own a Militech Canto Mk.6, since I got it after zeroing a 'borged-out deckhead chick and her robospider. Four corpo gonks break into my megabuilding apartment. "Bad choice, chooms," As I load up Reboot Optics and Blackwall Gateway quickhacks on the first scopsucker. Light the second punk on fire with my Psalm 11:6 D5 Copperhead, he's dead in seconds. Draw my smart pistol Skippy on the third man, miss him entirely because he is behind the couch and I can't get a lock. I have to resort to my monowire loaded with a Cripple Movement quichack, "Die, Arasaka scum!" the monowire shreds the the fourth man while the first collapses screaming, corrupted by Blackwall AI. Grab Johnny's Malorian pistol and fire at the last corporat. He dies in seconds from the barrage since .577 rounds don't fuck around. Just as Morgan Blackhand would have intended. 

        Google En Passant

          The original post on Reddit that started the en passant joke
          The original post that started the en passant meme

          How the en passant joke started

          The “Google en passant. Holy hell” meme came from a Reddit post of OP accusing their opponent of cheating when in fact it was just an en passant move by the pawn. A user then responded with “Google en passant” and afterwards OP replied back with “Holy hell”. Both comments became a joke within the chess community and is often copy pasted with the context changed.

          The original responses in the thread stops at “new response just dropped” so the additional ones are added from top comments in an en passant joke thread. Then this continued until we have an entire flowchart documenting all possible response for the en passant joke.

          I’m playing against a cheater AI on chess.com

          I had my pawn at f4 and his pawn was e4. So one next to the other.

          His next move he moved the pawn to f3 and f4 pawn was gone.

          I got images but don’t know how to post them.

          En Passant response pasta

          Google en passant
          Holy hell
          new response just dropped
          actual zombie
          Call the exorcist!
          ???
          bishop goes on vacation, never comes back
          Queen sacrifice anyone?
          pawn storm incoming!
          Google dementia

          En passant response flowchart

          Response to moral policing on fandoms

            I’ve been seeing this discussion lately across all fandoms & I think there needs to be a serious conversation about fiction vs reality & the fear that imagination = endorsement. In defense of taboo: The myth that media creates monsters, discomfort ≠ endorsement, a thread 🧵
            
            1. I worry that with the rise of the internet, algorithm-driven micro-cultures, and the return of puritanical values, many people are losing the ability to distinguish between fiction and reality. This has serious implications for how we consume and interpret media.
            
            2. If you think fictional depictions of "bad things"—whether romanticized or not—are equivalent to endorsing such behavior, I urge you to reflect. Fiction operates in a moral space SEPARATE from real life. It isn't bound by the same rules of legality or ethics.
            
            3. Ask yourself: Why do you assume that consuming "dark media" promotes or condones real-world harm? Why is your first thought that encountering a taboo topic in fiction will lead to its normalization or practice in reality?
            
            4. The very existence of taboo themes in fiction highlights their recognition as unacceptable in real life. Both creators and consumers understand this distinction. If you cannot make this distinction, you are consuming media that is above your weight, and you are not ready for it.
            
            5. (And before you say: but what about kids! kids could read this! they don’t have the wherewithal to distinguish fact from fiction!
            
                5a. You completely underestimate the ability of a child to consume and decipher media
            
                5b. Warnings, tagging, rating systems, u/CommonSense Media exist
            
                5c. The onus is on parents to monitor their child’s media consumption activities online & in real life—it is NOT the creator’s responsibility to ensure the material stays out of children’s hands nor is it their responsibility to consider potential child consumers when creating it
            
            6. If your immediate reaction to taboo content—kink, violence, or other dark topics—is “This perpetuates harm,” consider this: does your discomfort with such fiction reveal more about your fears or biases than about the media itself?
            
            7. Fiction is a space for exploration, imagination, and sometimes discomfort. But discomfort ≠ danger. If you fear that consuming certain media will lead to real-world harm, perhaps the issue lies not with the media but with how you’re processing it.
            
            8. Research has consistently shown that consuming media about “bad things” doesn’t lead to real-world harm.
                -People who play first-person shooter games don’t become school shooters
                -True crime listeners don’t turn into serial killers
                -Fanfic readers don’t act on taboo scenarios
            
            9. Fiction provides a space to engage with complex ideas and emotions, safely removed from real-world consequences. It’s not a blueprint for behavior, nor should it be treated as such.
            
            10. Blurring the line between fiction and reality undermines the power of storytelling. Creative expression shouldn't be policed based on fears of what‼️might‼️ happen.
            
            11. Instead, we should trust individuals to navigate narratives responsibly. Stories challenge, provoke, and expand our understanding of human experience. Let fiction remain fiction.
            
            12. All of that is to say: scrutinize what you consume, why you consume it and why you enjoy it, but do not conflate consumption with endorsement.
             
            And if all else fails, just remember: if you don’t like it, don’t read it. /end 🧵

            CONTRAILS? More like CON-FAILS!

              Contrails copypasta
              CONTRAILS? More like CON-FAILS! Anyone with half a BRIAN knows it's the DEMONCRAPS putting the 100th COVID BOOSTER in the air so the 5G TOWERS can MAKE US TRANS. Since when did compressing COLD MOIST AIR with a JET TURBINE make the air become VISIBLE? Since JOE BRANDON took office THAT'S when