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    Its the ‘Own a musket for home defense‘ copypasta but changed Erebus from Warhammer 40K and in greentext form.

    >Be me
>Be praying
>Hear a bulkhead smash at 0400 shiptime
>Grab my arming chamber defence sacrifices because that's what the Holy Aurelian intended when he wrote the Book of Lorgar
>Run out of the chamber and see two Ultramarines
>Defile a sacrifice, the first corpse worshipper's head is sucked through his navel
>He's now a spot on the floor
>The ritual gets out of hand and turns subfloors 30-50 to a wall of flesh
>Grab my backup sacrifice and offer them to Tezen
>He answers my plea by transforming my favourite serf in to a pink horror
>It starts to massacre it's way through the monastic deck >Activate my crozius and wallop the second non-believer 15 times
>"Acquire" some new sacrifices in case any more sons of Guilliman arrive
>Fellow Bearers of The Word knock and enter upon hearing the ruckus
>Can't hear or see because of the psychic feedback
>Mistakenly daemogorge the Company's Dark Apostle
>Mauled Ultramarine bleeds out before he can be properly sacrificed because power weapon wounds are impossible to stitch up
>Just as Lorgar intended

    Horus Heresy copypasta

      Its from the opening monologue by Warmaster Horus Lupercal in the cinematic launch trailer for the standalone tabletop game “Warhammer: The Horus Heresy – Age of Darkness”

      I never wanted this. I never wanted to unleash my legions. Together, we banished the ignorance of Old Night. But you betrayed me, you betrayed us all. You stole power from the Gods and lied to your sons. Mankind has only one chance to prosper, if you will not seize it, then I WILL. So let it be war, from the skies of Terra to the Galactic Rim. Let the seas boil, let the stars fall. Though it takes the last drop of my blood, I will see the galaxy freed once more. And if I cannot save it from your failure, Father, then let the galaxy BURN!"

      In the fealty of the God-Emperor and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I hereby sign the death warrant for this entire world

        The line came from Dawn of War II: Retribution during the Exterminatus of Typhon Primaris.

        In the fealty of the God-Emperor and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I hereby sign the death warrant for this entire world and consign a million souls to oblivion. May the Imperial justice account in all balance. The Emperor protects
        We have arrived, and it is now that we perform our charge. In the fealty of the God-Emperor and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I hereby sign the death warrant for this entire world and consign a million souls to oblivion. May the Imperial justice account in all balance. The Emperor protects.

        40MOC copies WH40K

          Its a satirical Forty Millenniums of Cultivation (40MOC) copypasta pointing out that it copies a lot from Warhammer 40K. It started as a comment on Reddit by u/TheBatIsI making fun of 40MOC.

          Here's the true TOTALLY ORIGINAL AND NOT PLAGIARIZED backstory. Any resemblances to a certain British Property is certainly coincidence.

10,000 years ago, a powerful man appeared to lead humanity. He was called the Emperor of Man Supreme Emperor. He created 20 Primarchs Soul Clones to conquer the galaxy and establish the Imperium of Man Star Ocean Imperium. These Primarchs Soul Clones each led a Legion Guild of Provenance comprised of the mighty Space Marines Cultivators who used boltguns boltguns and chainswords chainswords to conquer the galaxy. The greatest Primarch Soul Clone was named Horus Blood God, and he led the charge to space called the Great Crusade Hundred-Million-Light-Year Expedition. Unfortunately for the Imperium, the forces of Chaos Beyonder Demons corrupted Horus Blood God now renamed Mad Armageddon and corrupted half the Legions Guilds and they were dubbed the Traitor Legions Demon Gates. This became known as the Horus Heresy Armageddon Rebellion. The Traitor Legions Demon Gates made their way to the capital world of Terra Empyrean Terminus where the Emperor of Man Supreme Emperor and Horus Mad Armageddon began to fight. With the blessings of the Chaos Gods Hundred Million Demon Monarch of the Nine Heavens and Ten Hells, Horus Mad Armageddon was filled with the powers of the Warp Tenebrum and Empyrean Fiend Energy. Horus Mad Armageddon was defeated and the Traitor Legions Demon Gates retreated to the Eye of Terror Demonic Realm. The Emperor of Man Supreme Emperor took a critical injury and sank to a state between life and death on a Smaller Thousand World Golden Throne he had created. The Imperium of Man Star Ocean Imperium‘s remnant forces still fought. The remaining Legions Guilds of Provenance split into various Chapters smaller Guilds to protect humanity.

          Total Mon’keigh annihilation

            Its the TND copypasta but changed to Mon’keigh, a species that was exterminated by the Aeldari in 40k universe.

            Kill Mon’keigh. Behead Mon’keigh. Roundhouse kick a Mon’keigh into the concrete. Crucify filthy Mon’keigh. Defecate in a Mon’keigh’s food. Launch Mon’keigh into the sun. Toss Mon’keigh into active volcanos. Judo throw Mon’keigh into a woodchipper. Twist Mon’keigh's heads off. Report Mon’keigh to the Seer Council. Karate chop Mon’keigh in half. Curb stomp Mon’keigh. Trap Mon’keigh in quicksand. Crush Mon’keigh in the trash compactor. Dissect Mon’keigh. Stomp Mon’keigh skulls with Wraith construct boots. Cremate Mon’keigh in the oven. Lobotomize Mon’keigh. Vaporize Mon’keigh with a Lasblaster. Kick old Mon’keigh down the stairs. Feed Mon’keigh to Tyranids. Slice Mon’keigh with a Scorpion Chainswords

            Shit man, this wizard war is fucked.

              AKA ‘wizardposting’ the original is from a wizard shitpost from Tumblr before been adopted by other communities. 

              Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

              Warhammer 40K version

              Shit man, this uprising is fucked. I just saw a shard of god clap his hand together and say "drain life" or some similar shit, and everyone around him turned inside out, had their blood drained, and exploded. My Leader didn't even notice that's how common this shit is. My ass is shooting a pipe) gun, and rocking a 60 year old mining outfit. I think I just heard "Phaeron of the Stars" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck out of here.

              Umamusume: Pretty Derby

              Shit man, this Arima Kinen is fucked. I just saw an uma clap her hands together and say Mystifying Murmur some similar shit, and every one around her became Rushed, ran out of Stamina and became glue. The camera didn't even go onto her, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is procing Super-Duper Stoked and level 1 Extra Tank . I think I just heard Behold Thine Emperor's Divine Might two positions over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

              Naruto

              Shit man, this ninja war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "atomic dismantling jutsu" or some similar shit, and every one around him was trapped in a glowing cube, exploded into dust and then disappeared. The sensory types didn't even look at him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is using beast mimicry and fang over fang. I think I just heard "ninja art: scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

              Lancer Deltarune – Darkner war

              Shit man, this Dark World is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "IT'S TV TIME!" or some similar shit, and every one around him was playing a minigame and earning points. There wasn't even a tutorial, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is using Bikey and Lancer Cookies. I think I just heard "YOUR TAKING TOO LONG" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here. 
              My ass is casting splat noise and tier two swear word. I think I just heard "Watch what happens when I cast a spell I don't know!" two groups over. I gotta get the $!$! outta here.