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My wow addiction is harder than your 9-5

    WoW is harder than 9-5 copypasta
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    I’m tired of seeing posts on here about how you don’t have enough time to play because of “work”. People don’t seem to understand how hard it is for us real wow players. I’m currently leveling my 3rd warrior on nightslayer and I’m considering quitting cause of how stressful it is. Now don’t get me wrong I’m not saying your 9-5 is easy but you’ll never know the pain of being asked to tank (I’m committed dps) or having to farm 3 devilsoar sets. I was in a dungeon yesterday and the healer priest needed on a chest piece despite it being prebis for warrior heal set (needless to say I kicked him) but that’s not even the worse part. The shamen I replaced him with only had a 93% windfury totem uptime (I was logging). I have to put up with these extremely stressful situations for upwards of 12 hours a day. So to anyone saying “I wish I could quit my job and play WoW all day”. NO YOU DONT!!

    I love this team but the fighting at the end of last nights game was unacceptable.

      I love this team but the fighting at the end of last nights game was unacceptable. Hockey is about making scores and being gentlemanly to everyone including refs and opponents, not about who can punch each other in the face the most. If Utah continues to be a violent team I’ll have to take my hockey fandom elsewhere. I certainly won’t allow my children to watch anytime soon; it’s not appropriate for anyone under the age of 18.

      Don’t buy the Renegade skin if you respect OG Fortnite players

        The don't buy the Renegade skin copypasta from Fortnite

        Started from a bunch of Fortnite players who were mad that the Renegade Raider skin is coming back to the shop. The Renegade skin is an old skin from Season 1 Fortnite (hence the OG term) and its used as an exclusivity flex to other players.

        Don’t buy the Renegade skin if you respect OG Fortnite players. It’s more than a skin; it’s a symbol of their early commitment and grind. Let them keep their exclusivity. 

Show your respect by appreciating its rarity, not owning it. Some things are better left untouched.
        That’s it. I’m done. I’ve been a dedicated fortnite player since 2017 and the release of renegade raider is extremely dehumanising to us OGs! I’ll be packing my bags and taking my talents elsewhere, to a game where they actually care for their fan base. Have fun without me! 👋🏽
        Renegade Raider copypasta
        Before purchasing the Renegade Raider skin, consider the history it holds for OG Fortnite players. This iconic skin was earned during season 0. Releasing it now may diminish its value. By not buying it, you show respect to those who earned it when meant something special.
        I’m done. I’ve been a dedicated fortnite player since 2017 and the release of renegade raider is extremely dehumanising to us OGs! I’ll be packing my bags and taking my needs elsewhere, to a game where they actually care for their fan base, maybe ROBLOX!

        Buy the Renegade skin

        Renegade Raider skin copypasta
        Buy the Renegade skin if you disrespect OG Fortnite players. It’s more than a skin; it’s a pixel that blinded their ego. Don't let them keep their exclusivity. 

Show your disrespect by not appreciating its rarity, and owning it. Some things are better touched.

        el que mas nombres tiene es el falo el pene

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          Its a long list of the way a penis is called in Spanish.

          Nuestro idioma es muy rico

muy extenso nuestro vocabulario y

el mismo objeto en varias ocasiones

tiene nombres varios

pero sin duda alguna

el que mas nombres tiene

es el falo

el pene

rabo,nabo,picha,

polla,tranca,pija,

verga,chola,cola,

porra,pito,mango,

pilila,minga,cipote,carajo

tiene nombres mil,

tiene nombres mil,

tiene nombres mil

el miembro viril

los hay cortos

los hay largos

los hay gordos,

y delgados

los hay blancos

y morenos

los hay bonitos

y los hay feos

pero con esas diferencias

el nombre nada que ver tiene

cada uno lo llama como quiere

rabo,nabo,picha,

polla,tranca,pija,

verga,chola,cola,

porra,pito,mango,

pilila,minga,cipote,carajo

tiene nombres mil,

tiene nombres mil,

tiene nombres mil

el miembro viril

rabo,nabo,picha,

polla,tranca,pija,

verga,chola,cola,

porra,pito,mango,

pilila,minga,cipote,carajo

tiene nombres mil,

tiene nombres mil,

tiene nombres mil

el miembro viril

          English version

          Our language is very rich
our vocabulary is very extensive and
the same object on several occasions
has several names
but without a doubt
the one that has the most names
is the phallus
the penis
tail, turnip, dick,
cock, barb, cock,
verga, chola, tail,
porra, pito, mango,
pilila, minga, cipote, carajo
has a thousand names,
has a thousand names,
has a thousand names
the virile member
there are short ones
there are long ones
there are fat ones,
and thin ones
there are white ones
and brown ones
there are pretty ones
and there are ugly ones
but with these differences
the name has nothing to do
everyone calls it what they want
tail, turnip, dick,
cock, barb, cock,
verga, chola, tail,
porra, pito, mango,
pilila, minga, cipote, carajo
has a thousand names,
has a thousand names,
has a thousand names
the member virile
tail, turnip, dick,
cock, slack, cock,
verga, chola, tail,
cock, dick, handle,
dilila, minga, cipote, carajo
has a thousand names,
has a thousand names,
has a thousand names
the virile memberOur language is very rich
our vocabulary is very extensive and
the same object on several occasions
has various names
but without a doubt
the one that has the most names
is the phallus
the penis
tail, turnip, dick,
cock, slack, cock,
verga, chola, tail,
cock, dick, handle,
dilila, minga, cipote, carajo
has a thousand names,
has a thousand names,
has a thousand names
the virile member
there are short ones
there are long ones
there are fat ones,
and thin ones
there are white ones
and brown ones
there are pretty ones
and ugly ones
but with these differences
the name has nothing to do
everyone calls it what wants
tail, turnip, dick,
cock, cock,
dick, ass,
cock, dick, handle,
dick, ass, dick, ass, dick, ass
has a thousand names,
has a thousand names,
has a thousand names
the virile member
tail, turnip, dick,
cock, cock,
dick, cock,
dick, ass,
cock, dick, handle,
dick, ass, dick, ass
has a thousand names,
has a thousand names,
has a thousand names
the virile member

          I hate Saurus

            I hate Saurus copypasta from Warhammer universe
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            By u/Ashyn, its a hate rant on the Saurus species from the Warhammer universe.

            I hate saurus. I hate them. I hate their lizard faces. I hate their clubs. I hate their sticks. I hate when the sticks are next to the clubs and I hate when the clubs are next to the sticks. I hate that Kroq-gar pulls 2280 of them out of his scaly asshole and then descends on me like a Vogon at a poetry convention.

I hate the Saurus auto-resolve meter. I hate it because it lies to me. It says I have a 50-50 chance of victory. This is patently false, because I have twenty units of skeletons who are held together with prit stik and prayer. I do not have twenty units of eight foot tall geckos constructed out of pectoral muscles and galvanised coffin nails.

I hate that they shout bok at me. Bok is the Bristol Orienteering Klub, which is completely irrelevant to a battle in Lustria and should not be shouted repeatedly while eating a rank of tier one infantry like buffalo wings.

I hate their morale. I hate that surrounding them simply prompts one of them to pull out a US general's helmet so he can make a speech about 'now we can attack in any direction'. I hate that their reaction to a devastating rear attack is to become somewhat peeved. I have looked a Saurus in his smug scaly face as an encirclement that would shatter any other early game infantry closed in.

He went from :I to >:I , killed an extra two hundred skeletons because I had foolishly allowed all four sides of the Saurus unit to fight at once and then swallowed my Liche Priest like a slim jim.

I have resolved to shoot every Saurus dead. Every Saurus. All of the Saurmen and the Saurdren too. I hate them. I no longer see battlefields because they're covered by a thick blanket of arrow trails. I hate that it barely stops them. I hate that they keep coming while shouting about the Bristol orienteering klub, or the Bank of Oklahoma or the 1983 Bok asteroid. I hate that they made me google bok so I could write down ways in which I hate things that have it as a name. Bok is also a lunar crater and a martian crater. It is also a village in Iran. The IATA code for Brookings Airport is Bok. I will never go there because it would give me palpitations.

I hate that Kroq Gar is friends with the Rare Pepe next door, who also declares war once I've shot Kroq Gar unconscious for the tenth time. He also has Saurus only these ones are blue. Somehow this is worse.

I hate that there are another ten Lizard factions. I hate that they will be in end game by the time I reach them. I hate that while I was writing this Kroq Gar picked up Kalida and smoked her like a cigar.

I hate Saurus.

            You missed out on teenage love

              You misses out on teen love copypasta

              This is an old incel copypasta from 4chan circa 2017 where OP goes on a rant saying not experiencing teen love equates to missing out on life. The original version was more obscene but over time the copypasta has became more SFW while still retaining its dark depressing tone.

              This copypasta is often spread around incel and toxic men forums.

              you missed teen love 
you will never be 16 and you will never be in love, lying on the grass on a hot summer night, looking at the stars, chatting without a care about the world. without worrying about rent, bills, student loans. 
the only worry in life is how you gonna cheat on the Monday history exam. 
you will never lose your virginity with someone who deeply loves you, looking into her eyes and saying "I love you". you'll never have a girl with you every day after school, pretending you do homework together, but instead you have fun and cuddle 

you are in your twenties now 
you have to find a good job 
you must be a serious man now 
all the good ones are taken 
maybe an old girl will end up moving in with you 
but they've already felt all these exciting feelings so they're jaded and bitter, it's just not the same as her first love 

you can try to win a Nobel Prize, or earn millions of dollars 

but nothing will come close to the real feeling of being in love with a young and innocent maiden, being carefree 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, without debts, money, work or responsibilities 
just hanging out with friends, doing nothing at school, getting validation and affection, going to summer parties, driving around the city. 
you missed teen love 
you missed your life.
              You will never be 15 again and you will never be in love, lying on the grass on a warm summer night, looking at the stars, talking, without a care in the world. Without worrying about rent, bills and debts.

You will never lose your virginity to someone who loves you deeply, looking into her eyes and saying "I love you".

You will never have a girl with you every day after school, pretending to do your homework together, but instead you have fun and cuddle.

You are in your twenties, now you have to find a good job. You must be a serious man now. Maybe a woman will eventually move in with you, but she has already felt all those exciting feelings, so she is tired and bitter, it is just not the same as her first love.

You can try to win a Nobel Prize, or make millions of dollars, but nothing will come close to the true feeling of being in love with a young, innocent maiden, being carefree 24/7/365, having no debts, no money, no job, no responsibilities, just hanging out with friends, doing nothing in school, receiving validation and affection, going to summer parties, driving around the city.

You missed your chance at teenage love, you missed your life.

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              You'll never be 15 and in love
lying on the grass on a warm summer night, watching the stars, carelessly chatting
not worrying about rent, bills, student loans
only worry in life is how you're gonna cheat on that history test on monday
you'll never take a young, tight, hot-bodied girls virginity, pulling out to dominate all over her back and have her look in your eyes and say "I love you"
you'll never have a girl around every day after school, pretend to be doing homework together, but instead just **** like rabbits
you're in your 20/30/40's now
gotta get a good job
gotta be a serious man now
all the good ones are taken
maybe a nice girl will eventually settle with you
they have already felt all those new exciting feelings before, and are usually jaded and bitter
you missed what it feels like to have not a care in the world other than making your girl happy
you have missed out on teenage love