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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


Forreal goddamn that’s an ass you put in tupperware

    Forreal goddamn that's an ass you put in tupperware cause you can't eat it all at once. That's an ass you put on layaway cause even if you could afford it all at once it'd be too much. That's an ass a waiter would make some smart ass comment about you being hungry if you finished the whole thing. That's an ass you need a bookmark for so you can come back where you left off. That's an ass that needs a checkpoint system so you can jump right back in if you die. It's the type of ass you set up camp halfway through and head up to the summit in the morning. There should be a tax on that ass and it should be in the highest bracket. If you won this ass in the lottery and chose to get it in yearly payments instead of a lump sum you'd still have enough ass from year to year to last you a lifetime. There are still parts of this ass that are unmapped. This ass could end the Palestinian-Israeli conflict. This ass could lead a successful working class revolution to seize the means of production, those means being this ass. This ass is orbiting the sun and dragging the Earth along with it. NASA should redirect Juno and the Hubble and bring Voyager back into this solar system to study this ass. There is probably a graveyard of fallen soldiers in this ass. People want to talk big but there's no way you're coming close to handling that.

    i am your ideal woman: 6’8, 250 lbs of pure muscle

      Ideal woman Tinder bio copypasta
      i am your ideal woman: 6'8, 250 lbs of pure muscle. ONLY eat beef, will bear a child sure to lead nations (will be roughly the size of a viking), cannot read and DO NOT want to learn. i own 19 dirt bikes and they all have flames on the side. inventor of what is commonly known as aggravated assault. looking for a VERY compact man to ride on my shoulders so i look cool.

      I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Lae’zel.

        Lae'zel from BG3 copypasta
        I try to replace her with Karlach. Lae'zel does more damage. I respec Shadowheart into Tempest Cleric. Lae'zel still does more damage. I try to swap in Gale; but Lae'zel does more damage. I want to test out Wyll. His best team has Lae'zel.

I try to pass a dialogue check to save a frightened orphan from a fire. I fail. Lae'zel, with 8 charisma, uses Astral Knowledge and becomes profecient in Persuasion. She convinces the orphan that the fire builds character.

I try to use Jump on Lae'zel. She grabs me by the throat. "I don't need your pitiful magic, Revrykal." She uses Enhanced Leap to reach and kill the three archers trying to ambush us with 6 of her 17 attacks that turn. She then uses Misty Step to teleport back and kill the barbarian charging us with another 2 strikes.

We are surrounded by a group of angry frost elementals. I prepare a fireball. "Tsk'va", she says, "I don't need this spell." She removes Fireball from my spellbook and replaces it with Haste; I'm forced to use it on her. She nods to herself. "Better."

Astarion is dying. I open up my alchemy satchel to try and craft a health potion but the only ingredients in my bag are for potions of speed. "You just need to funnel all your resources into giving me more attacks," Lae'zel says, "Vampires are already undying."

We reach a bridge containing so many traps that the bridge itself has began to sink. Lae'zel fails to disarm the first trap. "Guess this is the end", she says, summoning her Mage Hand. She uses her Mage Hand to throw me into the middle of the bridge. As every trap begins to explode around me, there is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, Githyanki pride. What a cruel world.

        The original pasta was “I’m so tired of Xiangling” from Genshin

        Pookie

          My little pookie wookie
          Pookie wookie bookie bear
          pookie wookie baby boo sugar bear
          Pookie wookie bear cotton swab boogie woogie cherry apple pie
          my pookie wookie boo boo bear honey sweety cutie patootie pie sugar boo strawberry muffin cake
          my little wittle pookie wookie poopie bears flutters eyeballs and kidneys
          You're my favorite pookie aookie bookie cookie doolkie eookie fookie gookie hookie iookie jookie kookie lookie mookie nookie oookie pookie qookie rookie sookie tookie uookie vookie wookie xookie yookie zookie BOO BOO BEAR
          pookie woobie dookie cookie
          honey mustard pookie wookie dookie cookie lookie shookie yookie zookie gookie roofie mookie gookie hookie bookie bear
          Pookie wookie dookie skinpeeling snookie nookie mookie fookie pee poo bear hybrid princess dragon demon wolf hydra water bottle cyan pee qween i luv you
          Pookie bae boo bear I missed you so much snookums I hope your day is going absolutely jollytastic
          my pookie bear kitten whiskers
          pookie boo boo bear 
          Hey 👋you🫵 pookie wookie😏 snookie bear🧸 ✨cotton swab 💅 cherry pie 🥧 cutie patatoi 🥔 strawberry 🍓shortcake 🍰lovebug 🐛wrapped in rainbow 🌈 ✨snuggly wuggly huggly 😋boo 👻 whipped cream 🍦w/ rainbow sprinkles 🌈
          Cookie Wookie Teddy Bear
          “Pookie, why aren’t you answering me. Grrr" eyes turn red "grr, oh no.. its a full moon" starts turning into a wolf 🐺🐺🐺🐺 "OH NO. POOKIE RUN!!!!" ✈✈ *Turns into a full wolf. "GRRRR BARK BARK" 🧍🧍🧍🏢🏢🛸 bites you in the arm "oh no.. oopsies" 😅😅😅 eyes turn back to normal "sorry pookie dookie mookie sookie lookie bookie nookie bear" 😘😘 "oh no not again!!" ‼️‼️‼️‼️eyes turn red again "GRRR BARK" turns into an attack helicopter 🚁 ‼️"BZZZ BZZZZ BEZZZ BZZZ" shoots missile at you "OH NO, WATCH OUT!!!" 🐺🐺🐺🧍🧍✈✈🛸🛸🛸🪂👵🏻👨🏾 missile hits you "OH NO!!" ‼️‼️ 🏢🏢 I turn back into a human "no.. pookie.. I cant loose you.." 😭 a tear rolls down my face.. "no... NOOOOOO" 😭😭😭‼️‼️‼️🐻 "bye.. pookers...” Explodes ✈🏢🏢🧍🧍🧍🧍💀💀💀

          I want to bang Sinclair so fucking bad

            Sinclair copypasta from Limbus Company
            Holy fucking shit. I want to bang Sinclair so fucking bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the main story I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Sinclair. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted in Sinclair' tight sinner bussy. I want him to have my mutant human/sinner babies. Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the chicks. I'd dressed it in my sister's skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my iPhone 13. I might not ever get to see Sinclair again.

            Every Limbus Company copypasta

            Mi novio prefiere masturbarse a estar conmigo

              Hola , me gustaría pedir consejo, desde un tiempo acá , mi pareja me evita, anteriormente me fue infiel y ahora estamos en terapia de pareja, acabamos de empezar, pero yo soy una persona muy sexual y necesito hacerlo a diario o casi, obvio si no se puede o no apetece no sé fuerza, pero mi preferencia es a diario y si puede ser más de una vez mejor. De un tiempo a ahora mi novio me evita en repetidas ocasiones , y pasan días sin contacto físico, pero en cuanto salgo por la puerta aunque sean 5 minutos a tirar la basura el se masturba. Estoy un poco desconcertada con esta situación porque no creo que sea por mi aspecto ya que , sinceramente tengo cola de chicos interesados en mi, tanto por físico como por personalidad, por algo que yo no veo mucho que sea así ya que mi pareja ni se fija casi, pero debo ser bastante atractiva para el resto. Me gustaría algún consejo o algo que hacer. Ya probé ropa interior que le gusta, juegos etc... Soy muy abierta en este aspecto... Gracias por la ayuda.

              English version

              My boyfriend would rather masturbate than be with me
Hello, I would like to ask for advice. My partner has been avoiding me for some time now, he was unfaithful to me before and now we are in couples therapy, we have just started, but I am a very sexual person and I need to do it daily or almost, obviously yes. You can't or you don't feel like it, I don't know how strong it is, but my preference is daily and if it can be more than once, better. For some time now, my boyfriend avoids me repeatedly, and days go by without physical contact, but as soon as I walk out the door, even for 5 minutes to throw out the trash, he masturbates. I'm a bit confused by this situation because I don't think it's because of my appearance, since, honestly, I have a line of guys interested in me, both because of my physique and my personality, because of something that I don't see very often as my partner doesn't even know almost fixed, but I must be pretty attractive to the rest. I would like some advice or something to do. I already tried underwear that he likes, games etc... I am very open in this aspect... Thanks for the help.