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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

I own a Guass Rifle for home defence

    Gauss weapon from Warhammer 40K
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    Its the “Musket for home defense” copypasta but changed to gauss rifle used by Necrons from Warhammer 40K.

    I own a Gauss Rifle for home defence, since that's what the founding Triarchs intended. Four ruffians break into my tomb, "What the Devil?!" As I grab my steel powder-coated wig and Khet'Tuhki rifle. Blow a Resurrection Orb sized crater through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my Guass ring weapon on the second man. Miss him entirely because it's wide-beam, and nails the Cryptek's scarab. I have to resort to the C'tan Shard mounted at the top of the Sarcophagus loaded with scatter-beam shot. "Tally Ho, Lads!" The shot shreds two men in the blast. The sound and extra tears in Space-Time set off Tomb World alarms. Fix bayonet, and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting for the Mechanicus to arrive since molecular Guass bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding Triarchs intended.

    I own a charge lance for home defense

      Charge lance from Rimworld

      Its the “Musket for home defense” copypasta but changed to the charge lance from RimWorld.

      Own a charge lance for home defense, since that's what tynan intended. Four raiders break into my map tile. "What the devil?" As I grab my human leather cowboy hat and rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first child, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's awful quality and nails the bulk goods trader's muffalo. I have to resort to the slug turret mounted at the top of the killbox loaded with uranium, "Tally ho lads" the uranium shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off the nearby ancient danger. switch to an elephant tusk and charge the last terrified waster. He bleeds out waiting on the medicine colonist to arrive since that guy is currently overdosing on flake. Just as tynan intended

      Hear me out. All signs point to Kim Kitsuragi being a serial killer.

        Kim Kitsuragi from Disco Elysium
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        I was just replaying the game today and couldn't shake this feeling after investigating the corpse of the working class woman's husband.

Why is Kim so dismissive of the possibility that the man was shoved while drunk? Usually Kim is willing to explore all avenues but he seems to very quickly write this death off as an "accident" related to drinking. Almost as if he is trying to stifle any further investigation. He even cuts Harry off when calling into the station to report the body to be sure no further field autopsy is completed.

The force required to crack a skull like that isn't generated during a typical slip and fall incident. It seems more likely that someone stalked the man after seeing him drunk and pounced when he was at his most vulnerable point. Kim has the training and ability to tail a potential victim and stage the crime scene so that it looks like an accident.

The timing makes sense. At the point you find the body Kim has been in Martinaise for long enough and Harry was completely out after his bender during the exact time the "accident" took place. Even if the body is discovered later than day 3 Kim could have easily done it. Harry is able to participate in mischief after Kim goes to sleep, who says Kim isn't able to committ murder while Harry is arguing with Mr. Limbic and Reptile Brain? Naive fools, that's who.

Finally, Kim lets it slip that he has seen this before multiple times. Really Kim? How often does this specific incident happen. He doesn't say that sometimes it's acute poisoning. He says he's seen this exact situation multiple times. I think this is an unintentional admission that Kim is a sequence killer who has been stalking the ultra drunks of Revachol, waiting until they are too intoxicated to notice his approach and then pushes them with such force they crack their skulls and die. If he fails to kill them the drunks are so far gone they can't even remember what happened, let alone identify Kim as the assailant. And to top it all off when the body finally is found, Kim comes, investigates the crime scene, and finds no foul play. It's the perfect crime with the perfect cover up.

Sorry to break this to all the fans of Kim Kitsuragi. All signs point to Kim being a brutal serial killer of drunks. Kim's five steps ahead playing 27D chess while everyone else is playing tic tac toe and trying to find their gun.

Harry better watch his back before he ends up having an "unfortunate" fall.

        Please end my SUFFERING

          Please end my SUFFERING
          byu/DeusExPersona inthefinals
          Listen here you absolute DEGENERATES, do you have ANY IDEA what kind of PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE you're causing by playing Light class?! I am LITERALLY SHAKING with pure, unfiltered RAGE every time I see one of these mosquito sized MENACES zipping around the map!!

The AUDACITY of Light players thinking they're skilled when they're just abusing these BROKEN MECHANICS! Oh wow, you got a kill with your LH1?? slow clap Must be REALLY HARD with literally ZERO RECOIL and that ABSURD headshot multiplier! And don't even get me STARTED on that STUPID SWORD I'm out here playing an FPS while you're cosplaying as a NINJA ON CRACK!!

You think you're Neo from the Matrix with that evasive dash?? YOU'RE NOT COOL, you're just EXPLOITING broken movement mechanics while I'm trying to land shots like a NORMAL HUMAN BEING! And the GRAPPLING HOOK?? Oh, getting destroyed?? Just YEET yourself into the stratosphere like a COWARD!!

THE ABSOLUTE WORST is you INVISIBLE RATS with your stun guns! What kind of SADISTIC GAME DESIGN is this?! No audio cues?? No warning?? Just ZAP and you're DEAD?! I've developed a PAVLOVIAN FEAR RESPONSE to electrical sounds now I can't even make TOAST anymore without having Vietnam flashbacks!!

The Double Barrel is just INSULTING 'haha heavy go bye bye' with two clicks! The M11 is just spray and pray for BABIES! The dagger?? More like a nuclear warhead to the spine! And the XP-54?? Might as well be shooting LASER BEAMS with that recoil control!!

I'm going to write a strongly worded letter to the developers, and by strongly worded I mean it will be typed in ALL CAPS with exactly 47 exclamation points because that's how ABSOLUTELY FURIOUS I am about this!! DELETE LIGHT CLASS OR I WILL UNINSTALL MY ENTIRE PC!!!

          X inches long. X inches wide. curves slightly to the left

            Started from an unhinged Tweet describing Geto’s penis from Jujutsu Kaisen. It later became a copypasta used to thirst on guys as a joke.

            7.62 inches long. 3.47 inches wide. curves slightly to the left. tip is EC9EC0 pink, shaft is a creamy beige. three distinct veins with the longest ranging from the base to the tip on the middle right side. excretion is macaroon cream and hes trimmed but not clean shaven.
            9.98 inches long. 2.9 inches wide. curves lightly to the left. tip is e8afa2 pinkish brown, shaft is a creamy beige. three distinct veins with the longest ranging from the base to the tip on the middle right side. excretion is macaroon cream and he's not trimmed but with a musky smell I mean vinegar smell

            Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room. Room full of host migrations.

              Warframe's Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room. Room full of host migrations.

              Its the “Crazy? I was crazy once…A rubber room with rats.” copypasta but changed to Warframe during host migration. Host migration is a thing in Warframe because it uses peer to peer style of hosting meaning one player is serving as the host. If that host leaves then the game will try to pick someone else from the team to make host.

              Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room. Room full of host migrations. Host migrations drive me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room. Room full of host migrations. Host migrations drive me crazy.
              Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room. A Room full of host migrations. And Host migrations drive me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room. A Room full of host migrations. And Host migrations drive me crazy.