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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


I. AM. BERDLY.

    Ion think I've ever related to a video game character as much as Berdly. Let me explain, I always keep a perfect attendance, I'm obnoxious and self centered if I think it'll be funny, im a nerd, I say what's on my mind, I have a self esteem so miniscule an ants foot would be bigger then it, I love men, I'm a bottom and I literally screamed when my mom said that she's a gamer two after she's only started playing mobile games. I. AM. BERDLY. 

    Yoko taro doesn’t just like pretty girls.

      Yoko taro doesn’t just like pretty girls. That’s a very complex answer to a very simple question. Yoko taro is obsessed with the human condition. The experience our biological matter creates across electric impulses. 2B isn’t just pretty. She represents an idea. Otherwise, she would just be like any other representation of a female character. There’s nothing special about 2Bs model. She gorgeous of course, but that don’t separate her from anything or anyone else.
      
      So we have to start asking the right questions.
      
      What is it about 2B that makes her stick in everyone’s mind. The first thing, and most obvious is elegance. She represents feminine power in its most raw form. But this is surface level Iceberg.
      
      The second thing a bit further down is relatability, pain, and suffering. She battles against her fate, but time is a flat circle. What is happens once, will happen again and again. This on going battle is something we all face and takes on a heavy theme in the games story.
      
      I’ll be completely honest, I don’t know how far it really goes down. But the deepest I’ve delved into this is Sacrifice. Ultimately 2B represents sacrifice. 2B represents what makes us different from a cold meticulous robot hive mind. The ability to give up something valuable in exchange for nothing. This is the human condition. This is what propels us forward.
      
      Yoko taro created a hero, for the glory of mankind.
      

      Honestly, FUCK GM.

        The copypasta came from r/regularcarreviews where a user made a post complaining about buying an American Chevy Cruze and hating “everything they stand for” after the car broke down.

        Honestly, FUCK GM. i bought this car for my gf because she thought it looks nice and she likes the "bulky american look" .....now im here stranded in the middle of fucking western nowhere in the cold waiting for the tow truck and this ugly piece of dogshit wont get into gear anymore. Fuck U.S. cars.
        
        It has only approx 140k miles. engine is a bit noisy but i guess thats normal for GM. It wont get into gear anymore and it stinks horribly. How can a car be this bad? Im stranded here and i cant even tell the tow truck where the fuck iam because im in the MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. FUCK american cars and everything they stand for.

        Honestly, FUCK FISHER PRICE.

        Honestly, FUCK FISHER PRICE. i bought this car for my gf because she thought it looks nice and she likes the "plastic foot-powered look" .....now im here stranded in the middle of fucking sidewalk in the heat waiting for the tow truck and this ugly piece of dogshit wont get into gear anymore. 
        
        It has only approx 8 miles. it doesn’t really make any noise except for the patter of your feet but i guess thats normal for Fisher Price. I lost both of my feet so it wont get into gear anymore and it stinks horribly (also because of my feet). How can a car be this bad? Im stranded here and i cant even tell the tow truck where the fuck iam because im in the MIDDLE OF A SIDEWALK. FUCK plastic cars and everything they stand for. 

        Here’s the thing, you just said Halo 5 is a Halo game.

          Based on the “Jackdaw is a crow” copypasta by Unidan, the pasta has been adapted for Halo.

           Here's the thing, you just said Halo 5 is a Halo game.
          
          Is it in the same franchise? Yes. No one's arguing that.
          
          As someone who is a MLG Pro who studies Halo, I am telling you, specifically, in the MLG circuit, no one calls Halo 5 Halo. If you want to be 'specific' like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying 'Halo Franchise' you're referring to the Microsoft IP, which includes things from Halo Wars to Halo 2 to Halo 4. So your reasoning for calling Halo 5 a Halo game is because random people 'call the shooter game with sprint a Halo game?' Let's get Call of Duty and Battlefield in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a Halo 2 player or a Halo 3 player? It's not one or the other, that's not how Halo works. They're both. Halo 5 is Halo 5 and a member of the Halo franchise. But that's not what you said. You said Halo 5 is a Halo game, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all shooters with sprint Halo games, which means you'd call CoD, Battlefield, and other games Halo games, too. Which you said you don't.
          
          It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know? 

          I am fucking done with extract campers!

            I am so fucking sick of getting killed by these fucking losers who think the best way to play is to sit at an extract and shoot people who are actually trying to play the game properly. So recently I have been going on a crusade against the fuckers. My strategy is at the start of the raid I immediately run to the most popular extract and just wait for the extract campers to show up and kill them before they have a chance to kill people trying to extract.
            
            It's fucking wild the amount of people that are trying to extract camp, sometimes I am sitting there most of the raid and kill 2 or 3 people about to camp extracts. Do these people not have anything better to do?
            

            Get comfortable being fucking uncomfortable

              What are you laughing about, it's not fucking funny. You're a fucking moron, that's what. Dumbass. First fucking game. The fuck are you doing. Don't get fucking nervous, no fucking jitters no nothing. Like dude. You're the one that gets it, bro, you're the one that brings it in. Fucking leave it at the door, come to fucking work. Iron your fucking mental dude, lock it the fuck in. Get comfortable being fucking uncomfortable.