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Was completely unaware about the discourse around this movie

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    Was completely unaware about the discourse around this movie, I watched it the day it came out high out of my mind in the basement of a frat house, and it felt like the screenwriter was talking directly to me. I had probably already taken five or six hits on the bong because I had planned to push my shit hard that night anyways and I felt like I was ballroom dancing with this movie, like me and it were a single unit. Every single line made perfect sense to me, and when the movie ended, I experienced such a sudden and present sense of grief that I ran outside and threw up four times on the front lawn. Saw it again sober, didn’t care for it that much. Real heavy-handed.

    Kai Havertz, the footballing enigma, is a man of many talents

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      Kai Havertz, the footballing enigma, is a man of many talents—most of which remain hidden, even to him. Purchased by clubs as if he were a Renaissance masterpiece, Havertz has mastered the art of being everywhere and nowhere on the pitch at the same time. He’s a striker who doesn’t score, a midfielder who doesn’t pass, and a winger who doesn’t cross. Truly, he’s the Swiss Army Knife of football—with all the tools missing.

Commentators describe his performances as “elegant,” which is code for “didn’t touch the ball much, but looked graceful jogging around.” Defenders love him because marking Havertz is like babysitting a ghost. Fans debate his best position with such fervor you’d think he was a Rubik’s Cube, except no one ever solves it.

And yet, his biggest talent might be his ability to look like he’s on the verge of greatness—permanently. Every scuffed shot or misplaced pass is met with a furrowed brow, a glance at the heavens, and the hope that maybe, just maybe, next week he’ll explode into action. But like a slow-cooking roast, Havertz’s time to shine is always “just a little longer.”

In a world obsessed with instant gratification, Kai Havertz reminds us of a timeless truth: sometimes, nothing happens, and that’s okay.

      I own a Guass Rifle for home defence

        Gauss weapon from Warhammer 40K
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        Its the “Musket for home defense” copypasta but changed to gauss rifle used by Necrons from Warhammer 40K.

        I own a Gauss Rifle for home defence, since that's what the founding Triarchs intended. Four ruffians break into my tomb, "What the Devil?!" As I grab my steel powder-coated wig and Khet'Tuhki rifle. Blow a Resurrection Orb sized crater through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my Guass ring weapon on the second man. Miss him entirely because it's wide-beam, and nails the Cryptek's scarab. I have to resort to the C'tan Shard mounted at the top of the Sarcophagus loaded with scatter-beam shot. "Tally Ho, Lads!" The shot shreds two men in the blast. The sound and extra tears in Space-Time set off Tomb World alarms. Fix bayonet, and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting for the Mechanicus to arrive since molecular Guass bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding Triarchs intended.

        I own a charge lance for home defense

          Charge lance from Rimworld

          Its the “Musket for home defense” copypasta but changed to the charge lance from RimWorld.

          Own a charge lance for home defense, since that's what tynan intended. Four raiders break into my map tile. "What the devil?" As I grab my human leather cowboy hat and rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first child, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's awful quality and nails the bulk goods trader's muffalo. I have to resort to the slug turret mounted at the top of the killbox loaded with uranium, "Tally ho lads" the uranium shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off the nearby ancient danger. switch to an elephant tusk and charge the last terrified waster. He bleeds out waiting on the medicine colonist to arrive since that guy is currently overdosing on flake. Just as tynan intended

          Hear me out. All signs point to Kim Kitsuragi being a serial killer.

            Kim Kitsuragi from Disco Elysium
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            I was just replaying the game today and couldn't shake this feeling after investigating the corpse of the working class woman's husband.

Why is Kim so dismissive of the possibility that the man was shoved while drunk? Usually Kim is willing to explore all avenues but he seems to very quickly write this death off as an "accident" related to drinking. Almost as if he is trying to stifle any further investigation. He even cuts Harry off when calling into the station to report the body to be sure no further field autopsy is completed.

The force required to crack a skull like that isn't generated during a typical slip and fall incident. It seems more likely that someone stalked the man after seeing him drunk and pounced when he was at his most vulnerable point. Kim has the training and ability to tail a potential victim and stage the crime scene so that it looks like an accident.

The timing makes sense. At the point you find the body Kim has been in Martinaise for long enough and Harry was completely out after his bender during the exact time the "accident" took place. Even if the body is discovered later than day 3 Kim could have easily done it. Harry is able to participate in mischief after Kim goes to sleep, who says Kim isn't able to committ murder while Harry is arguing with Mr. Limbic and Reptile Brain? Naive fools, that's who.

Finally, Kim lets it slip that he has seen this before multiple times. Really Kim? How often does this specific incident happen. He doesn't say that sometimes it's acute poisoning. He says he's seen this exact situation multiple times. I think this is an unintentional admission that Kim is a sequence killer who has been stalking the ultra drunks of Revachol, waiting until they are too intoxicated to notice his approach and then pushes them with such force they crack their skulls and die. If he fails to kill them the drunks are so far gone they can't even remember what happened, let alone identify Kim as the assailant. And to top it all off when the body finally is found, Kim comes, investigates the crime scene, and finds no foul play. It's the perfect crime with the perfect cover up.

Sorry to break this to all the fans of Kim Kitsuragi. All signs point to Kim being a brutal serial killer of drunks. Kim's five steps ahead playing 27D chess while everyone else is playing tic tac toe and trying to find their gun.

Harry better watch his back before he ends up having an "unfortunate" fall.

            Please end my SUFFERING

              Please end my SUFFERING
              byu/DeusExPersona inthefinals
              Listen here you absolute DEGENERATES, do you have ANY IDEA what kind of PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE you're causing by playing Light class?! I am LITERALLY SHAKING with pure, unfiltered RAGE every time I see one of these mosquito sized MENACES zipping around the map!!

The AUDACITY of Light players thinking they're skilled when they're just abusing these BROKEN MECHANICS! Oh wow, you got a kill with your LH1?? slow clap Must be REALLY HARD with literally ZERO RECOIL and that ABSURD headshot multiplier! And don't even get me STARTED on that STUPID SWORD I'm out here playing an FPS while you're cosplaying as a NINJA ON CRACK!!

You think you're Neo from the Matrix with that evasive dash?? YOU'RE NOT COOL, you're just EXPLOITING broken movement mechanics while I'm trying to land shots like a NORMAL HUMAN BEING! And the GRAPPLING HOOK?? Oh, getting destroyed?? Just YEET yourself into the stratosphere like a COWARD!!

THE ABSOLUTE WORST is you INVISIBLE RATS with your stun guns! What kind of SADISTIC GAME DESIGN is this?! No audio cues?? No warning?? Just ZAP and you're DEAD?! I've developed a PAVLOVIAN FEAR RESPONSE to electrical sounds now I can't even make TOAST anymore without having Vietnam flashbacks!!

The Double Barrel is just INSULTING 'haha heavy go bye bye' with two clicks! The M11 is just spray and pray for BABIES! The dagger?? More like a nuclear warhead to the spine! And the XP-54?? Might as well be shooting LASER BEAMS with that recoil control!!

I'm going to write a strongly worded letter to the developers, and by strongly worded I mean it will be typed in ALL CAPS with exactly 47 exclamation points because that's how ABSOLUTELY FURIOUS I am about this!! DELETE LIGHT CLASS OR I WILL UNINSTALL MY ENTIRE PC!!!