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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


Alien: Romulus

    Thats fucking Alien right there

    Thats fucking Alien right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging Engineers made humanity bullshit. Aliens puke, aliens poop on the field, aliens deliver their new born drone on the side lines. Fucking hard core ovipositor in the mouth facehugger chestburster fuck it chuck it xeno time shit. Alien is back, baby

    I saw Ridley Scott at a grocery store in LA

    I saw Ridley Scott at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

    Red dead redemtion. Perfection. Arthur death is sure sad

      Red dead redemtion. Perfection. Arthur death is sure sad, but theres just a feeling to it that makes me feel its the best. American venom also. Red dead redemtion. Perfection. Arthur death is sure sad, but theres just a feeling to it that makes me feel its the best. American venom also. Red dead redemtion. Perfection. Arthur death is sure sad, but theres just a feeling to it that makes me feel its the best. American venom also.

      Let me tell you something. I play RED dead.

        Let me tell you something. I play RED dead. You don't play as black person. This is a stink and one of them hacks. It's like you can have like bears. At camp or you could be offered when you're playing against John. Yeah, no, if you're kindna, leave this and then you're like. Oh, let me just download red dead. You guys because I wanna come to this black dude, you aint you're a white dude named orphan Morgan. And he has a beard and everybody loves them and Mike is a rat.By the way, and kills, are for and then I just hate you

        Heirloom Ember from Warframe

          Parody of the Sex with Oblivion’s Female Flame Atronach but changed to Heirloom Ember.

          I am going to have sex with this Heirloom Ember Warframe from Warframe. I find the Heirloom Ember Warframes in Warframe sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% fire, and 100% fire surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, the Ember Warframe casts Immolation with Immolated Radiance making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 2 points or 1 point of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 1 point of damage, does not mean that I mostly did not feel anything, it just means that I took one damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with this Ember Warframe, I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with—especially infested-constructs! I'd rather take damage than not pleasure the Ember Warframe.

The Ember Warframe and I go to the Orbiter's Infirmary to have sex. When having sex with infested-constructs, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human's natural habitat. The Orbiter's Infirmary is the Ember Warframe’s natural habitat.

Before we went into the Orbiter's Infirmary, the Ember Warframe let all the Infestation know that we are just here for sex. The Infestation will not subsume us because they know I am here at the Orbiter's Infirmary on sexual business. This includes the Helminth strain. However, the Helminth thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a test subject of Executor Ballas considering that I am having sex with an Ember Warframe. However, I have no interest in becoming an Infested.

          Very big achievement. Now do one thing please. Look outside

            From a comment by a Redditor after someone posted on r/Brawlstars where they’ve achieved the Dungeon Master title after grinding continuously for 4 days.

            Very big achievement. Now do one thing please. Look outside, and think about how long u were sitting hunchbacked on ur table grinding Wasting the hours away while your sleep deprivation got to your brain. Couldn’t remember what was the point of your existence, ur brain starts to feel mushy and you keep on going. People out there don’t even have the chance of going outside. You do. Think about this, think about it deep.

            Total Furry Death

              Parody of the infamous TND copypasta but changed to furries. 

              Kill furries. Behead furries. Roundhouse kick a furry into the concrete. Slam dunk a fur-blood into the trashcan. Crucify filthy furries. Defecate in a furry’s food. Launch furries into the sun. Stir fry furries in a wok. Toss furries into active volcanoes. Urinate into a furry’s gas tank. Judo throw furries into a wood chipper. Twist furries’ heads off. Report furries to the Wizards’ Council. Karate chop furries in half. Curb stomp pregnant non-human furries. Trap furries in quicksand. Crush furries in the trash compactor. Liquefy furries in a vat of acid. Eat furries. Dissect furries. Exterminate furries in the gas chamber. Stomp furry skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate furries in the oven. Lobotomize furries. Mandatory abortions for furries. Grind furry fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown furries in fried chicken grease. Vaporize furries with anti-matter. Kick old furries down the stairs. Feed furries to alligators. Slice furries with a katana.