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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

Listen here fucker. I have been jerking off exclusively to size content since I was 11

    Galactus or Galacta copypasta

    It came from a 4chan reply where the Original Poster (OP) was responding to someone asking him why he was never been this horny for Galactus before. The thread was initially about buffs and nerfs for a new season of Marvel Rivals and can be found here with an image of the meme here.

    Listen here fucker.
I have been jerking off exclusively to size content since I was 11. Twice a day, every day, for the past 16 years, I have scoured the internet for every single piece of Giantess, Shrinking, Macrophilia, every fetish and subfetish contained within. All of it.
There was a point up until the pandemic in 2020 when I literally had seen and read every single piece of content concerning big women.
Don't you fucking sit there and tell me "you've never been this horny for Galactus" before you piece of shit. Her name is GALACTA, and YES, I have known about her. I have always known about her. She was my most niche waifu, my prized possession. There were EXACTLY SIX PIECES OF FANART dedicated to this character prior to 2024.
Now she is a global phenomenon. I could not be more proud or happy. However I will fucking kill you if you try and tell me I'm some Johnny-cum-lately who just hopped on the band wagon.
    Marvel Rival Galacta copypasta

    I guess I deserve nothing, not even a brief, simple explanation as to why this image is funny

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      I guess I deserve nothing, not even a brief, simple explanation as to why this image is funny. If I don’t deserve this, do I even deserve anything else? Was it all in vain, my mediocre possessions, my average intellect, my fragile mental health, my blurry consciousness… my state of being. Is there even a reason for me to have them? I have not any monumental feats, nor did I change the world significantly. I have been practically useless my whole life. Everything makes me feel like a burden to others. I am wasting away, and I believe I deserve it.

      I was in bipolar for a month as a trial warrior but left after I realized how the guild is structured

        Ahlaundoh and bipolar guild copypasta from classic WoW

        Its the Ahlaundoh / Bipolar copypasta from classic WoW where players accuse the guild “bipolar” of always letting Ahlaundoh parse earning him the #1 DPS spot. Essentially the entire guild does what they can to help him reach top parses.

        I was in bipolar for a month as a trial warrior but left after I realized how the guild is structured—the entire raid exists just to fuel his parse. My first week he looted the cthun healing mace to himself for his diamond flask set instead of giving it to a healer that needed it. By week 2 of raiding with them I had an assignment as a backup juju might on his barov peasant #2 in case the inner fire priest didn't use it. Week 3 I was asked to use Annihilator to rid the boss of the last 36 armor after imp ea ff and cor were applied for his parse. Week 4 he sent out an announcement saying that all warriors and hunters were required to try and farm Blackblade of Shahram so that he could put people with it in his group and have them spam only hamstring the whole fight to try and proc the buffs for him. It was the type of guild where if he got dispelled he'd make the whole raid wait up to 48 hours just so he could get full buffs again.

Tl;dr: Ahlaundoh is carried phase after phase to the #1 spot by warriors like Eljay who can apply 5 sunders to the Skeram clones before Skeram even splits.

Edit: Prowz cool tho
        I was in bipolar for a month as a trial warrior but left after I realized how the guild is structured—the entire raid exists just to fuel his parse. My first week he looted the cthun healing mace to himself for his diamond flask set instead of giving it to a healer that needed it. By week 2 of raiding with them I had an assignment as a backup juju might on his barov peasant #2 in case the inner fire priest didn't use it. Week 3 I was asked to use Annihilator to rid the boss of the last 36 armor after imp ea ff and cor were applied for his parse. Week 4 he sent out an announcement saying that all warriors and hunters were required to try and farm Blackblade of Shahram so that he could put people with it in his group and have them spam only hamstring the whole fight to try and proc the buffs for him. It was the type of guild where if he got dispelled he'd make the whole raid wait up to 48 hours just so he could get full buffs again.

        Quit gaming 2 months ago. Bought a new cybertruck, I have an amazing girlfriend,

          Quit gaming X months ago copypasta

          Started from a tweet back in 2019, the person claimed that quitting gaming turned his life around and saying that making gaming as a career is cringe. It instantly became a meme and is often used by pro players to farm engagements on Twitter. In 2024, Apex pro players adopted the meme and included a Cybertruck with a reference pic as a joke.

          Quit gaming 2 months ago. Bought a new cybertruck, I have an amazing girlfriend, I make a shitload of money and I just bought a new house. I party every weekend, I'm never home. I'm enjoying life. Do yourselves a favor. Stop trying to make apex a career. It's cringe as fuck

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          Quit gaming 8 months ago. Bought a new car, I have an amazing new girlfriend, I make a shitload of money and I'm buying a house this spring. I party every weekend, I'm never home. I'm enjoying life. Do yourselves a favor. Stop trying to make gaming a career. It's cringe as fuck

          Own a FPV drone for home defense

            Drone for home defense copypasta

            Its the Own a musket for home defense copypasta but changed to FPV drone.

            Own a FPV drone for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my Walksnail Goggles X and Chimera 7.5". Chop a sizable hole through the first man, he writhes armless on the spot. Arm my Chris Rosser 5" freestyle frame for the second man, miss him entirely because it's a racing drone and my camera angle is too high for indoors and nail the neighbors dog. I have to resort to powering on my DJI Goggles 2 and launching my Mavic 3 Classic camera drone at the top of the stairs loaded with ND32 lens filters, "Tally ho lads" the mavic shreds two men in the stairway, the sound of their agonized screaming setting off car alarms. My 3S lipo is finally charged! I arm my toothpick and and S-turn the last terrified rapscallion at full throttle. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since carbon nylon prop wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

            My 4 colonist Own 4 rifles for base defense, since that’s what the founding fathers intended.

              My 4 colonist Own 4 rifles for base defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended.

Four club weilding ruffians raid my base. "What the devil?" My colonist say as they rush to the rifle line.

Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first raider, he's dead on the spot.

Second volley misses entirely due to low shooting stats nailing a wild boomalope.

have to resort to the hand to hand combat as the three remaining ruffians close the gap. "Tally ho lads!"

A single club strike shatters the first colonist skull, he's down.

In the close quarters a poorly aimed shot kills a second colonist.

The two remaining colonist charge the rapscallions. They're beat severally.

The hoodlums attempt to kidnap the three downed colonists! But hark! A stranger appears just in time placing a well aimed head shot killing another of the colonists as the kidnappers disappear off the maps edge with the two remaining colonist.

Not a killbox in sight, Just as the founding fathers intended.