Wait but..but.. I'm not ready...for that. I'm not ready for you to leave yet. Please stay. Wait, why are you mad at me? Why are you mad at me? I was doing it for you. What! Woooaaahooooooaaa....I was doing it for you..doing it for you...I know my place. I know my place. I understand. Come back. Come back I love you....
Own a Kuva Chakkhurr for home defense, since that’s what the Queens intended. Four tenno breach into my galleon. "Found you!" As I grab my helmet and Mars rifle. Blow a redbull can sized hole in the first one, he’s downed on the spot. Draw my Stug on the second, miss him entirely because it’s a Stug and nail a thrall’s Drahk. I have to resort to the Rampart mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with toxin. "Nice helmet! I'll use it to serve dip." The toxin rounds shreds two tenno in the volley since it ignores shields, the sound spooking a sentry and making him lockdown the whole ship. Use Overload and charge the last pathetic worm. He bleeds out without being able to self revive since he didn’t bother unlocking his waybounds and perpetually runs Zenurik. Just as the Queens intended.
Facts tho Most of sciences glowups started as hold my beer moments.dudes out here taking unhinged to Olympic levels, but even if this flops, we’ll get a killer case study on how not to become immortal. Respect the yolo energy history’s biggest Ls still taught us stuff.
what’s funny? Why do people think that this type of trolling is funny? I really don’t understand. There are people who are waiting for years. People speculating and trying to do something useful or just chatting with other members of the fanbase. I know that jokes are funny and shitposting can be the same, but what’s the point of hyping up the ones who are patiently waiting. Try doing something different if you want attention. Try another way of interaction. This sub is becoming the representation of the worst part of the internet. I joined long ago and used to chat and have fun with people. Now everyone just keeps faking news or makes jokes. Why don’t we all try to have some normal conversation? I really want this game out, only to see this sub normalizing and hopefully going back to how it used to be. Meanwhile, keep trolling if you think this is incredibly funny.
What the slippery slope did you just say to me you little strawman? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in appealing to emotion, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on loaded questions. I am trained in fallacy warfare and I'm the top debater in my entire high school. You are nothing to me but just another bandwagon. I will attack your character instead of engaging with your argument with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this site, mark my anecdotes. You think you can get away with making logically sound arguments over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of trolls across the Internet and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for our fallacies, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call logic. You're no fucking scotsman, kid. I can be ambiguous anywhere, anytime, and I can derail your discussion in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my false cause. Not only am I extensively trained in irrational argumentation, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the r/politics comment section and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable argument of the continent, you little Texas sharpshooter. If only you could have known what unholy middle ground your little "logical" argument was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking burden of proof. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're begging the question, you black or white idiot. I will shit ad hominem all over you and you will appeal to nature in it. Tu quoque, kiddo.
Literally unplayable. I'm deleting World of tanks blitz and quitting the game forever. I can't believe Wor Gyamung would make such a horrible and embarrassing mistake. Shameful. Absolutely shameful. I don't know how he could ever look at his family in the eyes ever again after this. World of tanks blitz has truly fallen from grace, and there's no saving it. How pathetic. Worst game ever created by mankind. It's an achievement really. I'm just so disappointed that Gar Wayming would ever do this. I remember thinking about how cool they were when I was a small child, but I guess all good things eventually come to an end in this cruel world we live in. In fact, I don't think I want to live in this world anymore. Not in the same world as this game. Goodbye. Those will be my last words.