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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


STOP USING “MID” TO DESCRIBE BAD THINGS

    I'm sick and tired of people using "mid" to describe things that are just plain bad. Like seriously, have they forgotten what the word actually means? It's all about mediocrity, not utter garbage.

back in the day, "mid" used to refer to stuff that was average or meh, nothing special. But now, people are throwing it around like it's a synonym for "trash" or "terrible." It's like they can't handle the concept of something just being okay or average anymore. Everything's either amazing or complete crap, no in between.

if you're as annoyed as I am about this linguistic mess, here's what you can do. Stand up against this stupidity. Call out those clueless folks and remind them what "mid" actually means. Show them there's a middle ground between greatness and garbage. Make them understand that not everything has to be extreme.

or fuck it. if you really want to have some fun with it, go ahead. Start using "mid" to describe everything you hate, whether it's truly mediocre or downright awful. Screw with people's heads, mess with their expectations. Watch them squirm as they try to figure out what the hell you're talking about. bitch.

    Tf is ‘:3’ talk like a person

      If I see any more ':3' I am going to smash my head against the wall.

What the fuck does it even mean? Wtf do you mean ':3'?

People use it in the weirdest fucking ways. I used to think it was some quirky smily but people fucking put it anywhere at all? There was this post about depression and the OP wrote ':3' at the end.

Don't even make me talk about reddit chains but this is the worst, there's like one ':3' in the comments and every other reply in the chain is ':3'

Like someone goes :3 and every reply is like :3 :3 :3 :3

And aren't redditors supposed to be real people behind the scenes? Why can't you just talk like people? Why do you have to ':3'?

And don't even talk about discord, literally every other sentence has a ':3' in it.

TLDR; I fucking hate it, stop using it, or I will start using :4

      Teresa Fidalgo

        Teresa Fidalgo prank video
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        Origin

        Teresa Fidalgo copypasta originated from the 2014 Teresa Fidalgo Ghost video showing an instance of the ghost captured on camera. The video is actually an elaborate prank by David Rebordão a Portuguese movie director and his work got featured on local news. The copypasta is particularly popular in Spanish social media and often get disseminated around Whatsapp.

        Hi my name is Teresa Fidalgo I died 27 years ago. If you don’t send this to 20 people I will sleep by your side forever. If you don’t believe me search me up. Teresa Fidalgo. So send this to 20 people. A girl ignored this and her mom died 20 days later. 
        I’m sorry I had to send this to you but now that you have opened it you can’t stop reading this. Hi my name is Teresa Fidalgo I died 27 years ago. If you don’t send this to 20 people I will sleep by your side forever. If you don’t believe me search me up. Teresa Fidalgo. So send this to 20 people. A girl ignored this and her mom died 20 days later. NO SEND BACKS!!!! Sorry I had to send this. Btw this is not fake search her up on google. Someone sent me this and I had to do the same, I’m taking no risk of ignoring this message
        "...I'M TERESA FIDALGO. TODAY, I TURN 26 YEARS OF BEING DEAD. IF YOU DON'T SEND THIS TO 20 PEOPLE, I WILL SLEEP BY YOUR SIDE TONIGHT, FOREVER. IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT, GOOGLE MY NAME.... YOU'LL SE­­E..."

        Spanish version

        HOLA SOY TERESA FIDALGO ESTOY JAKEANDO LOS FACEBOOK COMO ESTE TAL NICO JORDAN TENGO 27 AÑOS DE MUERTA SI NO PEGAS ESTO EN 20 COMENTARIOS DORMIRE AL LADO DE TU CAMA PARA SIMPRE SI NO ME CRES¡ BUSCAME EN GOOGLE "Teresa Fidalgo 27" ADVERTENSIA:una niña ignoro esto y el dia 20 su mama estaba muerta
        HOLA SOY TERESA FIDALGO Y TENGO 27 AÑOS DE MUERTA SI NO PEGAS ESTO EN 20 COMENTARIOS DORMIRÉ ALADO DE TU CAMA PARA SIEMPRE SI NO ME CRES!! BÚSCAME EN GOOGLE "Teresa Fidalgo 27"ADVERTENCIA: una niña ignoro esto y al dia 20 su mana estaba muerta
        HOLA SOY TERESA FIDALGO HOY CUMPLO 27 AÑOS DE MUERTA SI NO PASAS ESTO A 20 PERSONAS DORMIRE A TU LADO PARA SIEMPRE SI NO CREES ESTO BUSCALO EN GOOGLE TERESA FIDALGO MANDA ESTO A 20 PERSONAS UNA NIÑA LOIGNORO Y SU MAMA MURIO A LOS 20 DÍAS

        Thank you xxxtentacion, you made me and a million others happy

          XXXTENTACION
          He caused a "riot" He said people should "Look at me" But after the tragedy of "Jocelyn Flores" He made "changes" He wanted to "Take A Step Back" from the music but returned He used to say "Fuck love" , but then he changed his mind He wanted everyone to have "Hope" He knew people went through "Depression & obession" He wanted "Revenge" against death, which took his friend away But he never got it, in reality all he actually wanted was "The remedy for a broken heart" He wanted to raise awareness for horrible causes,because if he didn't the awareness would be "Going Down" He wanted people to be happy because he knew that "Everybody dies in their nightmares" ,so he wanted people to have happy dreams instead He wanted everyone to sleep peacefully under the "Moonlight" But now he is gone And we all feel "SAD" We also feel "BAD" because we Underestimated him He wanted to "Save Me" and everyone else Now he is our "Guardian Angel" Thank you xxxtentacion, you made me and a million others happy

          There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again!

            Origin

            ‘There he is. There he goes again.’ copypasta originated from 4chan all the way back in 2014 when a user was replying to an unfunny meme. 

            There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

            Garotas palhaço

              Garotas palhaço
              EU QUERIA QUE GAROTAS PALHAÇO FOSSE UMA RAÇA REAL DE PESSOAS, A PELE INTEIRA DELAS É BRANCA, O NARIZ DE PALHAÇO É NATURAL, OS MAMILOS E OS LÁBIOS VAGINAIS, TAMBÉM CHAMADA DE PALHAXOTA, POSSUEM CORES ALTERNADAS, A PELE DELAS PROVAVELMENTE TEM UM GOSTO ENGRAÇADO, IMAGINE O SABOR DO LEITE MATERNO DELAS, APERTAR OS PEITOS OU BUNDA DELAS CAUSAM UM SOM DE BUZINA, VOCÊ DÁ UMA PEGADA NA BUNDA DA SUA ESPOSA PALHAÇO EM PÚBLICO E UM PUTA BARULHO DE BUZINA ECOA DELA, ENTÃO TODO MUNDO OLHA PARA VOCÊS, SABENDO EXATAMENTE O QUE FIZERAM, E ELA TÍMIDAMENTE APERTA O SEU NARIZ, TENTANDO DISFARÇARRR fom, fom
              MEU NOME É ENÉAS
              📢fom, fom📢

              Eu queria que garotas palhaço fossem uma raça real de pessoas

              Eu queria que garotas palhaço fossem uma raça real de pessoas. A pele inteira delas é branca, o nariz de palhaço é natural, os mamilos e os lábios vaginais, também chamada de "Palhaxota", possuem cores alternadas, a pele delas provavelmente têm um gosto engraçado. Imagine o sabor do leite materno delas. Apertar os peitos ou a bunda delas causa um som de buzina, você da uma pegada na bunda da sua esposa palhaço em público e um puta barulho de buzina ecoa dela, então todo mundo olha pra vocês sabendo o que fizeram, e ela timidamente aperta o seu nariz tentando disfarçar.

              The original ‘Clown Girls‘ copypasta was written in English