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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


You will never be a real Nazi

    Based on the original YWNBAW or ‘You will never be a woman‘ copypasta that started from 4chan.

    You will never be a real nazi. You have no gas chambers, you have no mass execution pits, you have no political power. You are a 14-year old boy warped by internet lunatics and attempting to be unique and edgy into a crude mockery of a non-existent regime.

All the “political support” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish beliefs behind closed doors.

People are utterly repulsed by you. Decades of political evolution have allowed people to realise your actual intentions. Even white nationalists that couch their language in enough plausible deniability. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to win one election, you’ll lose the second people inevitably find a videotape of you ranting about racist nonsense.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a self-hating minority is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably non-white.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

    You have to have a very high IQ to understand Schmitt’s Creek

      To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Schmitt's Creek. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also David's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Schitt's Creek truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in David's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Levy's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Schitt's Creek tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

      PSA: PUT YOUR MICROPHONE ON PUSH TO TALK

        Nobody wants to hear you coughing your phlegm-filled lungs out and eating the world's crunchiest chips in front of a jet engine turbine while your spouse yells at you in the background and a tiny angry dog yips at a baby that's crying its head off because your mechanical keyboard sounds like gunshots that the sirens outside are responding to.

The game defaults to open mic and many people will skip that first screen to get into the game. If people have to mute you, whatever you might have to say will be completely lost. So please, unless you have an accessibility reason for using open mic, use push to talk. I promise, it won't kill you. Then everyone, including you, can enjoy voice chat and leave it on and not have to mute anyone :)

        I’m sick and tired of Hanabi

          Based on the original Xiangling copypasta from Genshin Impact.

          I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Hanabi. I try to play tank. Our hanabi receives more damage. I try to play support. Our hanabi keeps on dying. I try to play core. Our hanabi keeps on diving. I want to play Marksman. The enemy team has hanabi. I want to play mage, exp. My allies all want to use hanabi.

She grabs me by the throat. I tank for her. I gank for her. I give her the gold grab. She isn't satisfied. I use the flask of the oasis. "I don't need this much shield i already have aegis and rose gold" she tells me. "Give me more sets." She grabs Tigriel and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to feed me more. I can deal more damage in late game."

I can't set for her anymore, I don't have enough HP. She baits the enemy to my location. I die. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Higanbana. She says "Forbidden Jutsu: Higanbana" There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, physical basic atk and petal barage. What a cruel world.

          Helldivers 2 is an exhilarating game that captivates players with its

            Copy and pasting this copypasta into the Helldivers 2 Discord channel would get you banned by their community managers. You have been warned!

            Helldivers 2 is an exhilarating game that captivates players with its blend of intense action, strategic depth, and cooperative gameplay. The core game offers an adrenaline-fueled experience that keeps players on the edge of their seats, constantly engaged and excited for the next mission. One key element that make Helldivers 2 so enjoyable is its emphasis on teamwork and coordination. Players must work together seamlessly to overcome challenging missions, whether it's defending objectives, completing objectives, or engaging in intense battles against formidable enemies. The game encourages communication and cooperation, fostering a sense of camaraderie among players as they strategize and execute their plans together. The variety of missions and objectives in Helldivers 2 ensures that gameplay remains fresh and exciting. From infiltrating enemy strongholds to extracting valuable resources, each mission presents its own unique challenges and obstacles that require players to adapt and strategize accordingly. The game also features procedurally generated levels, ensuring that no two missions are ever the same, and keeping players engaged and challenged throughout their gameplay experience. The game's deep customization and progression systems further enhance its replayability and enjoyment. Players can customize their loadouts and equipment to suit their playstyle, whether it's opting for heavy firepower or focusing on support and utility roles. As players progress and complete missions, they earn experience points and unlock new abilities, weapons, and upgrades, allowing them to continually evolve and improve their characters as they progress through the game.The game's vibrant and immersive sci-fi universe adds another layer of depth and immersion to the experience. From the diverse array of alien races to the rich lore and backstory, Helldivers 2 creates a compelling world for players to explore and immerse themselves in as they embark on their epic adventures.

            I will literally never support Mori, Kronii, Baelz or Ame in any way shape or form ever.

              I will literally never support Mori, Kronii, Baelz or Ame in any way shape or form ever. I will always think of them as lesser, I will always hate them, and I will always avoid content that includes them in any way shape or form. The reason is simple. They are anathema to HoloLive and the values of cute girls doing cute things. They have shown through their words and actions that they are not the right fit for HoloLive and that they don’t belong there. Moreover they have shown that instead of trying to fit in, they would rather take radical measures to try and change HoloLive. HoloLive should not have to suffer people who are just there to cynically funnel attention to their roommates, lazy ironic weebs or spiteful bitches.

>Y-you should forgive her! 
No.

>S-shes changed, she’s better now 
No she hasn’t and even if she has, I don’t care, she will never be forgiven for her past sins.

>Y-your information is months/years out of date 
Possibly, because that’s when I stopped watching them. As I said, I’m not going to forgive them.

>Don’t you believe in second chances? 
All these girls had multiple chances and at every opportunity, they fucked it up. They showed they would rather “own the haters” or rather get up on a soapbox and dispense their stupid uninformed opinions to the legions of people who support them. What a lot of people fail to recognize is that HoloLive IS a second chance. These girls failed at being fucking waitresses. They couldn’t even do a basic service job. Just by being in HoloLive, they are being given a wonderful opportunity to make the kind of money 99% of the world will never see and they should be grateful because none of them could hack it in the real world. But instead of being grateful, they got full of themselves, and decided to try the “my way or the highway” approach.

>Y-youre just a schizo anti! 
ACTUALLY I’m being hyper rational. I gave all these girls chances and they all chose to make bad decisions. I do not harass them on twitter, I don’t stalk them, I don’t even leave negative comments on their videos. I just simply do not watch them, I do not buy their merch, and I tell everyone on this discussion forum that I do not like them and that others should not watch them either. I inform people who are new, who may not know why they are hated, of the things these girls did in the past and why people have a sour view of them now. Obviously I cannot make other people stop supporting them, everyone is free to do what they want. But I will warn others of the type of shit they’ve pulled in the past and consequently the type of person they’ve shown themselves to be.

TL;DR These girls are not worth your time or money. There are plenty of other girls who are.