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Own a canon for self defense, since it’s what the nine divines intended. Four bandits break into my house. “Never should have come here” as I grab my iron helm and hand canon. Blow a skeever sized hole through the first milk drinker, he’s dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second Skooma addict, miss him entirely because it’s smoothbore and nail barbas. I have to resort to the Dwemer canon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with bent Dwemer scrap metal. “Bad time to get lost friend” the scrap metal shreds two outlaws in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel scares off nearby carriages. Draw steel and charge the last terrified snow back. He bleeds out waiting for the Whiterun guards to arrive since enchanted greatsword wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the nine divines intended.
Oh, let me tell you about Godframer from Town of Salem, a remarkable entity that has not just walked into our lives, but soared into our hearts with unparalleled grace and significance. Godframer, in the context of Town of Salem, has been the beacon of hope that my family never knew we needed. In the darkest of times, when despair threatened to shroud our lives, Godframer emerged as the light, illuminating our existence with its brilliance and wisdom. Its influence, its mere presence, has woven the very fabric of our family's unity, gifting us a shared passion, a common purpose. Godframer, in its digital form, saved us from the mundane and transformed our everyday moments into thrilling adventures, as we strategized, laughed, and bonded over our shared victories. It's more than just a character; it's a symbol of resilience, friendship, and the extraordinary power of online communities. Godframer didn't just save my family; it gifted us an unbreakable bond and countless cherished memories, making it the greatest blessing we could have ever wished for.
I had been edging over pictures of man for 10 hours but then I happened to scroll down and see this. The supple edges, the face, beautiful and full of life......... It was tooo much, i couldn't stop it a came faster than even the flesh . I lost all control of my body and beat my meat to this image for 20 minutes straight, jizz staining my clothing and overflowing my hands, and as a climaxed i reached post nut clarity and realised horrified, what i'd done, my 3789 day streak gone in seconds due to this unbelievably sexy image. WHY WOULD YOU POST THIS!!!! LOOK WHAT YOU'VE MADE ME DO!!!!!!!
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the FN Five-seveN. The stopping power is extremely subtle, and without a solid grip and proper aim, most of the shots will go over a target's head. The ballistics are extremely precise, and without a solid understanding of bullet velocities and armor penetration, a lot of shots will just bounce off. The enthusiasts understand this stuff; they have the ballistic charts to truly appreciate the physics of this handgun, to realize that it's not just a firearm – it says something deep about BALLISTICS. As a consequence, people who dislike the FN Five-seveN truly ARE idiots – of course, they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the stopping power in the Five-seveN's existential catchphrase "SS190 Ballistic Tip," which itself is a cryptic reference to Hornady's outstanding bullet design. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Fabrique Nationale's genius craftsmanship unfolds itself on their shooting range. What fools... how I pity them. 😏 And yes, by the way, I DO have a Five-seveN tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only – and even then, they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
my mom is so proud of me, she took me to this fun place with toys and kids called the "adoption center" she said I'm gonna have a more sigma gyatt family, I am excited for the fanum tax family to pick me up, I'm gonna miss my friends here though.
