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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


AGHHHHHH IM SICK OF IT! IM ABSOLUTELY SICK OF IT!

    AGHHHHHH IM SICK OF IT! IM ABSOLUTELY SICK OF IT! THE MODS HERE ARE ABSOLUTELY USELESS!!! YOU LITERALLY HAVE THE MOST NON COPY PASTA POSTS HERE, WHERE ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH AM I GOING TO SEND A FUCKING COPYPASTA OF JOE BIDEN LICKING OBAMA'S FEET???? HUH?????? NOWHERE. THAT'S RIGHT, ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE. I WANT ACTUAL COPYPASTAS. I DON'T WANT LOW EFFORT GOONING POSTS, BECAUSE I'LL NEVER USE THEM! YOU CAN SCROLL DOWN RIGHT NOW OFF OF THIS POST AND YOU'LL PROBABLY SEE SOME DUMB FUCKING POST ABOUT A BROTHER HAVING SLOPPY SWEATY FRENCH SEX WITH THEIR LONG LOST SISTER. THATS NOT A COPYPASTA, THAHS JUST FUCKING PORN!!!!! I DONT FUCKING EANT GOD DAMN PORK ON MY GOD DAMN COPYPASTA SUBREDDIT!!!! DO SOMETHING SLREADY YOU USELESS MODS, OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL PERSONALLY FIND YOU AND SHOVE YOUR HEAD INSIDE A VAT OF ACID. USEELSS, UTTERLY USELESS. MY GRANDMA'S DEMENTIA IS FUNNIER THAN SOME OF YOU FUCKERS. STOP POSTING PORN, WE DO JOT CARE ABOUT IT. WE WANT COPYPASTAS, SHIT YO ACTUALLY FUCKING COPY GOD DAMN PASTA YOU BRAINLETS. 

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      Sauce?

        Copypasta of every sauce whenever someone ask for “Sauce? for a friend, of course.”

        Sure man, I got you covered:
        
        Brown sauces:
        
        Bordelaise sauce
        
        Chateaubriand sauce
        
        Charcutiere sauce
        
        Chaudfroid sauce
        
        Demi glace – Sauce in French cuisine
        
        Gravy – Sauce made from the juices of meats
        
        Mushroom gravy
        
        Romesco sauce
        
        Sauce Africaine
        
        Sauce au Poivre
        
        Sauce Robert
        
        Butter sauces:
        
        Seared ahi tuna in a beurre blanc sauce
        
        Beurre blanc
        
        Beurre manie
        
        Beurre monté
        
        Beurre noisette
        
        Café de Paris – Butter-based sauce
        
        Meuniere sauce
        
        Emulsified sauces:
        
        Remoulade seaweed sauce
        
        Aioli – West Mediterranean sauce of garlic and oil
        
        Béarnaise sauce – Sauce made of clarified butter and egg yolk
        
        Garlic sauce – Sauce with garlic as a main ingredient
        
        Hollandaise sauce – Sauce made of egg, butter, and lemon
        
        Mayonnaise – Thick cold sauce
        
        Remoulade – Mayonnaise-based cold sauce
        
        Salad cream – Dressing similar to mayonnaise
        
        Tartare sauce(w/ chilli)
        
        Fish sauces:
        
        Bagna càuda – Italian hot dish made from garlic and anchovies
        
        Clam sauce – Pasta sauce
        
        Garum – Historical fermented fish sauce
        
        Green sauces:
        
        See Green sauce – Sauce made from chopped herbs
        
        Tomato sauces:
        
        Tomato sauces
        
        Ketchup – Sauce used as a condiment
        
        Hot sauces:
        
        Pepper sauces
        
        Pique sauce
        
        Mustard sauces
        
        Mustard – Condiment made from mustard seeds
        
        Chile pepper-tinged sauces
        
        Phrik nam pla is a common hot sauce in Thai cuisine
        
        Hot sauce – Chili pepper-based condiments include:
        
        Buffalo Sauce
        
        Chili sauce
        
        Datil pepper sauce
        
        Enchilada – Corn tortilla rolled around a filling and covered with a sauce sauce
        
        Pique Sauce
        
        Sriracha sauce
        
        Tabasco sauce – American hot sauce brand
        
        Meat-based sauces:
        
        Neapolitan ragù sauce atop paccheri
        
        Amatriciana sauce – Traditional Italian pasta sauce
        
        Barese ragù
        
        Bolognese – Italian pasta sauce of tomatoes and meat
        
        Carbonara – Italian pasta dish
        
        Cincinnati chili – Spiced meat sauce used as a topping for spaghetti
        
        Neapolitan ragù – Italian meat sauce
        
        Picadillo – Ground meat and tomato dish popular in Latin America and the Philippines
        
        Ragù – Meat-based sauce in Italian cuisine
        
        Pink sauces:
        
        Pink sauce
        
        Sauces made of chopped fresh ingredients:
        
        Fresh-ground pesto sauce, prepared with a mortar and pestle
        
        Chimichurri – Food sauce
        
        Gremolata – Condiment for ossobuco
        
        Mujdei – Spicy Romanian sauce made mostly from garlic and vegetable oil
        
        Onion sauce
        
        Persillade – Sauce or seasoning mix
        
        Pesto – Sauce made from basil, pine nuts, parmesan, garlic, and olive oil
        
        Pico de gallo – Mexican condiment
        
        Latin American Salsa cruda of various kinds
        
        Salsa verde – Spicy Mexican sauce based on tomatillos
        
        Sauce gribiche – Cold egg sauce
        
        Sauce vierge
        
        Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce
        
        Sweet sauces:
        
        Crème anglaise over a slice of pain d'épices
        
        Pork with peach sauce
        
        Apple sauce – Sauce or puree made from apples
        
        Blueberry sauce – Compote or savory sauce made with blueberries
        
        Butterscotch sauce – Type of confectionery
        
        Caramel – Confectionery product made by heating sugars
        
        Chocolate gravy
        
        Chocolate syrup – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient
        
        Cranberry sauce – Sauce or relish made from cranberries
        
        Crème anglaise
        
        Custard – Semi-solid cooked mixture of milk and egg
        
        Fudge sauce – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient
        
        Hard sauce – not liquid, but called a sauce nonetheless
        
        Sweet chili sauce – Condiment primarily used as a dip
        
        Mango sauce
        
        Peach sauce
        
        Plum sauce – Chinese condiment
        
        Strawberry sauce
        
        Syrup – Thick, viscous solution of sugar in water
        
        Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce
        
        Zabaione – Italian dessert made with egg, sugar, and wine
        
        White sauces:
        
        Mornay sauce poured over an orecchiette pasta dish
        
        Alfredo sauce
        
        Béchamel sauce – Sauce of the Italian and French cuisines[9]
        
        Caruso sauce – Cream sauce for pasta
        
        Mushroom sauce – White or brown sauce prepared with mushrooms
        
        Mornay sauce – Type of béchamel sauce including cheese
        
        Sauce Allemande – Sauce used in classic French cuisine
        
        Sauce Américaine
        
        Suprême sauce – Classic French sauce
        
        Velouté sauce – Classic French sauce
        
        Yogurt sauce – Food produced by bacterial fermentation of milk
        

        You can take away my friends, you can take away my followers

          The copypasta came from the Splatoon community where squarr (a former team captain) made a tweet after getting exposed for being horrible person.

          You can take away my friends, you can take away my followers, you can take away my reputation, but you can never take away my what i means to be me. I'll become better, this is a new start for me

          Very black-and-white in a very grey world

            I assume your meme is criticizing the part of my statement that Reddit posts (the representation of community sentiment) didn't contribute to the banning of Violent Outburst? I will agree to disagree. It's quite clear that community sentiment contributed to it's banning; I think not at least conceding that it contributed is very black-and-white in a very grey world. 

            Yoko Ono ruined my life

              This isn't a joke. If this was a joke l'd be posting this to r/beatlescirclejerk but this is real. Just looking at my username you can see my last name, what is it?! That's right, ONO. And it doesn't help that I'm Japanese. All my life when people ask me what my last name is I have to reluctantly say Ono and they get all excited and say "oh like Yoko Ono?" Or "ooo are you two related?!" NO WE ARE NOT! JUST BECAUSE WE ARE BOTH JAPANESE AND HAVE THE SAME LAST NAME DOESNT MEAN WE ARE RELATED!!!! All my life it's been like this and I am THIS close to fucking losing it!!! YOKO ONO YOU HAVE RUINED MY LIFE