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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


Freddy Five Bear

    The Tiktoker who started the Freddy Five Bear meme

    At least they don’t identify as… Freddy Fazbear

    At least they don’t identify as… Freddy Fazbear. Because… this one kid… became Freddy fi-Freddy five bear- after- this guy William Afton MURDER him. RAAGH! And like… five other kids. He murdered-he murdered freddy fivebears, bonnie the bonniebun, chika the kitchen, foxy the- fox pirate, ROAR. And… yellow freddy fivebears because-cause W-william afton was PURPLE, but he was also YELLOW, so he-he MURDERED the y-yellow bear but also brown freddy fivebear. And that’s why if you identify with-with Freddy Fazbear is bad cause you in the suit cause the bodies are stuffed in the suits that’s what William Afton did, cause he was weird. He also built the animinimitro-

    At least they didn’t give birth to Freddy Fazbear

    At least they didn’t give birth to Freddy Fazbear. Because if you give birth to Freddy five bears he comes out and he says “or or or or or or or or or orrrr” and then he kills Michael Afton. Or he tries to do it along with his friends. Bunny the Bonnie. Chica the Kitchen. Foxy the fox pirate rawr and yellow Freddy who’s weird and but it’s not his fault. It’s all because William Afton one day was like “hi I’m gonna murder people raggh.” So he murdered kids but he was also a yellow bunny and he was like “hi. I’m yellow bunny. Imma kill you” because he had a daughter who had like remnant gone from her? So he was like “if I kill kids I put them in the suits!” So this… It’s not Freddy five best fault it’s purple guy fault. And that’s why you don’t give birth to him.

    You know what actually kills people?

    You know what actually kills people? Freddy Fazbear’s pizza. because if you go to FNAF freddy five bears, pizzeria, you, get the bite of ‘87, cause Freddy Fazbear goes, “Or, or or or, or or or or or or” And he does the Freddy Fazbear, jumpscare, with his hat and bowtie and his friends Chica, Bonnie, Foxy, and another Freddy that’s yellow, because he’s from, William Afton, who also kills people ‘cause he’s purple. And he, has a daughter I think, or it was the other one, and if you go to FNAF Freddy Five Fivebear dinner at pizza time, you , learn how to eat pizza, and wear top hats.

    Hey it’s me, we just played together.

      Hey it’s me, we just played together. I noticed you didn’t add me but I send you a friend request haha, maybe it glitched or something you’re pretty cool though like I said before, that’s why I got my team to throw for you. It’s so cool to see a girl playing in games though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was you’re boyfriend I’d make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not real though because we aren’t together (at least yet) ;) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of course coz otherwise it would be weird and I don’t want to get cooties from you ewwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p

      I’m the chess coach at my kids school

        I'm the chess coach at my kids school. Relatively decent team, 30-ish tournament players....a few elementary aged kids >1200 OTB.

But I've had 3 kids in the past month ask if this is a legal move. For the love God, pls stop posting this garbage 😂

        osu! is dead

          OSU IS DYING AND WE NEED YOUR HELP

          Every meme created during the osu! downtime due to a critical database failure caused by a MySQL bug. 

          osu! is dying and we need your help. I'm streaming right now, hello there. Uhh check out this poll, this poll is for the Ohio State University Rhythm Games Club grand finals bracket reset and osu! is up against Beat Saber. But osu! is losing right now, check the pinned comment for a link to the vote please vote osu! thank you goodbye.
          OSU IS DYING AND WE NEED YOUR HELP
          apology for poor english

when were you when osu dies?

i was sat at home eating beacon when pjotr ring

‘osu is kill’

‘no’
          Just saw someone fall to their knees in a Walmart
          aware stuff is dead, mysql hit a bug. investigating.

          STOP POSTING ANIME PORTRAITS! – HOI4

            STOP POSTING ANIME PORTRAITS! I'M TIRED OF SEEING THEM! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME SCREENSHOTS, ON REDDIT IT'S FUCKING ANIME! I was in r/hoi4, right? and ALL OF THE QUESTIONS had anime portrait mods on. I-I showed my encirclement to my boyfriend and t-the generals and he said "hey babe, where anime portraits HAHA WOOH WOOH WOH WOOOOH*" I fucking looked at Hitler and said "THAT'S THE GUY FROM ANIME" I looked at Monty, I think of anime and I go "NOTICE ME SENPAI CHURCHILL" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG

            I swear to fucking god there is no group of individuals as brain dead as teen and mid twenties car guys.

              I swear to fucking god there is no group of individuals as brain dead as teen and mid twenties car guys.

I know a dude who threw an LS crate engine into his 2016(?) Camaro at a ridiculous cost and had probably dumped $60k into it by the time the motor fucking exploded and he replaced it for another 20 bones.

This guy is almost 30, a twink who still lives with his parents, feeds off of validation on Snapchat and instagram reels doing burnouts in traffic, and who probably only owns hoodies and snap backs. For what?

The levels of jerking are self sustaining. It’s gotten to a point where I can see a 350z in a McDonald’s parking lot and know exactly which employee is shitcanning himself to work. If I see another Honda odyssey straight piped with a heart towhook or a teddy bear chained to the bumper I’m going to emulsify my brains against a canvas