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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


Own a LAS-16 Sickle for home defense

    Based on the original “Own a musket for home defense” copypasta that started from 4chan.

    Own a LAS-16 Sickle for home defense, since that's what Super Earth's founding fathers intended. Four Automatons break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my flowing cape and laser rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first bot, it's dead on the spot. Draw my LAS-7 Dagger on the second bot, miss it entirely because it's one small beam and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the autocannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with armor-piercing rounds, "FOR SUPER EARTH" the armor-piercing round shreds two bots in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix saber and charge the last terrified rapscallion. It bleeds out waiting on the SEAF to arrive since triangular saber wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

    Are pussies objectively weird? Yes. But so are penises.

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      in197
      Are pussies objectively weird? Yes. But so are penises. And assholes. And mouths honestly. The human body is basically a horror show that we don’t fully appreciate because we’re so used to piloting one 24/7 that we’re deadened to it. Look at some surgery stills and tell me “yeah that thing looks like it should definitely live inside me, connected to other bits of meat and bone that definitely don’t look fucking bizarre at all”. Right now you’re reading this comment via electrochemically charged jelly sacks leashed with meat electric lines to an extremely squishy fat based meat computer. Upside down. Your meat computer has to flip the image as normal operating procedure. Compared to that shit genitals are pretty goddamn straightforward and tame. So don’t stress so much about it.

      Monster Hunter navy seal copypasta

        What the fuck did you just fucking say about Lance, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the hunter training academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Elder dragons, and I have over 300 confirmed hunts. I am trained in Rajang warfare and I'm the top lancer in the entire hunter research commission. You are nothing to me but just another Jaggi. I will wipe you the fuck out with guard the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Raphinos across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Bullfango. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred pokes, and that's just with my guard down. Not only am I extensively trained in mobile combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Palico gadgets and tail raiders and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the new world, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

        Marcoh is no ordinary guy

          Marcoh is no ordinary guy. Why do you think he always keeps his back covered by his combat jacket? Why do you think he is always so reserved around most people? Because he is secretly a Joestar. Not by direct lineage but he has some blood running through his veins. Think about George Joestar the First, Jonathan's father, he had only one child, but that perhaps because his wife passed away early on and he didn't wanna remarry or couldn't get past her death. So, Jonathan is an only child, yes, he is. But what about his dad? Considering that he grew up in the early Victorian era, customs at the time were to have more than one child hence a lot of them didn't make it through childhood due to illnesses and the lack of a structured medical system at the time. Look at Great Expectations, in the first scene, Pip is at his parents' grave and reflects on their passing, while acknowledging he also had other siblings who bit the dust, only he and his older sister remaining alive. So. its a very high possibility George Joestar had more siblings, some may have passed, some may have lived on and one of them could have moved with the trading business or got married in Italy. The family could have adapted to the Italian language or maybe after the first generation, only girls were born so they got married and changed their name entirely. And keep in mind that its not compulsory that George Joestar is the oldest sibling, he could very well be the youngest of them and have much older siblings, some who might have even passed away during the first act of Part 1. Marcoh was born at the beginning of the 1910s so there was plenty of time for the other Joestars to settle and blend in Italy considering we are talking about Victorian or Pre-Victorian(possibly) era people. Besides his physique and height which run in the men of the Joestar clan, we can also notice that Marcoh has an innate appeal to people who want to be stronger. Basically, its not a stretch to call Tanaka his Jobro. Also, why is Marcoh so physically strong? I mean, if you take it literally, he can punch divine-like beings and do damage to them. I am inclined to believe Marcoh has secretly mastered the art of Hamon or maybe he even posses a Stand that nobody else can see, not even us, because we are not Stand Users, nor are any of the other characters. Think about Marcoh's Counter skill, is it simply that he can counterattack that fast? or is that his stand reacting? What about the red aura that engulfs him the more a fight goes on, could that simply be a cool visual effect, or his Hamon energy experiencing an overdrive like Jonathan did? But hey, thats just a theory! A Funger Theory!

          Am I cheating?

            Story:
I've been extremely high like the past 2 weeks and I've just gotten sober and now I'm noticing that I somehow have aim assist? I don't want to cheat as I want to gain skill legitimately, I've reinstalled the game like 4 times reset my drive and yet it still persists. I literally don't know what to do, I don't wanna be banned. I've checked all active tasks and closed all the ones that look suspicious, their is no random apps in startup either, I'm confused on how this even happened as I have no memory of doing anything besides just playing? Is this aim assist or am I dumb?

            It’s been X hours without , I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns.

              Roblox

              It's been 5 hours without Roblox, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Roblox but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dad's gun from the shed, thinking of killing myself. I am nothing without Roblox, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Roblox, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Roblox is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I can't reach 30 million bounty anymore in Blox Fruits. I can't play CB:R anymore, I am trembling more than the marleyans experienced when the rumbling was around. Shivering in fear of losing my progress at my day streak at ASTD and Adopt Me. I am so scared that I might lose my mind and go insane. I want Roblox back. 
              Its been 20 hours without Roblox, I can't stop shaking and I'm having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log into Roblox but the site was down. I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn't go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dads gun from the shed, thinking of killing myself. I am nothing with Roblox, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Roblox, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Roblox is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I used all my money on Roblox, I bought the Super Super Happy Face and bought a Valkyrie for my girlfriend CoolDjoleProGamerYT. I don't know what to do. Roblox can't be gone for any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house and everything I own. Roblox is very amazing and I can't lose it. Roblox is my life, I met my amazing girlfriend john there, In bloxburg, I was delivering pizza's, when I saw this amazingly attractive woman named, CoolDjoleProGamerYT, she was so cute, I flushed. I found her home later then and tried to talk to her, she was so kind and cute that i accidentally typed my thoughts out "mind: she's so cute.." and she flushe then i got nervous, we then went in and made out, after that we went on many dates to Adopt me, where we adopted 2 boys named DemonicLuciferr, and RedDoflaming0. Demonic and Red were so cute that I even took them out of town and took them to Brookhaven. after that we had our own child in Bloxburg on our rooftop named lazerlamps. Our kids were so cute and amazing that I even fed them my special milk, they liked it so much that they wanted it again. and the day after... Roblox was down and I went through my panic attack, Shivering in fear of losing my fiance and kids. I am so scared that I might just lose my mind and go insane... I want my kids back...

              Fortnite

              It's been 5 hours without Fortnite, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Fortnite but the servers were down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried. I am nothing without Fortnite, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Fortnite, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Fortnite is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I can't reach 20 kills in un-filled squads. I can't play FFA box fights, I am trembling more than the marleyans experienced when the rumbling was around. Shivering in fear of losing my progress at my weekly missions. I am so scared that I might lose my mind and go insane. I want Fortnite back.

              Rainbow 6

              It's been 1 minute without R6 , I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto R6 but the servers were down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I am nothing without R6, it is my life, it is my destiny, without R6, I wouldn't be able to do anything. R6 is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I am trembling more than the marleyans experienced when the rumbling was around. I am so scared that I might lose my mind and go insane. I want R6 back

              Lost Ark

              Its been 37 Hours without Lost Ark.. I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Lost ark but it was offline, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even got so depressed and thought about bad stuff. I am nothing without Lost ark... it is my life, it is my destiny, without Lost Ark, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Lost Ark is the best thing that exists and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence . I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I used all of my money on Lost Ark I don't know what to do. Lost Ark can't be gone for any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house and everything I own. Lost Ark is very amazing and I can't lose it. Lost Ark is my life, I am so scared that I might just lose my mind and go insane...