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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


Tell me what’s the joke, Paladin?

    Tell me what’s the joke, Paladin? you all know that I’m a tank, and I hit a certain mob, but you specifically start hitting another one. to take it off me.
    Glad you could make it, Unotanko.

Watch your jokes with me, boy. You may generate more threat, but I'm still superior as the designated tank.

As if I could forget. Listen, tank, there's something about the difficulty of SFK you should know. Oh no. It's too late. These instances have all been nerfed. They may look challenging now, but it's a matter of time before we smash through them without giving a shit about aggro.

What?

This entire dungeon must be chain pulled.

How can you even consider that? There's got to be some other way!

Damn it, Unotanko. As the highest dps, I order you to tag along behind me and try to generate enough rage for a single sunder armor.

You are not the main tank yet, boy. Nor would I obey that command if you were.

Then I must consider this an act of treason.

Treason? Have you lost your mind, Wardrict?

Have I? Unotanko, by my right of dps and sovereignty of my mail armor I hereby relieve you from tanking and suspend your rage bar from service.

Paladin, you can't just...

It's done! Those of you who have the will to beat Arugal, follow me. The rest of you... get out of my instance.

    Said he was pumping gas this week when a woman approached him in tears

      Lions RB David Montgomery said he was pumping gas this week when a woman approached him in tears and thanked him for the Lions’ playoff win. Montgomery hugged her, and thanked her for believing.
      Eagles coach Nick Sirianni said he was pumping gas this week when a woman approached him in tears, scolded him for the Eagles’ playoff defeat. She poured gasoline on herself, lit herself on fire, and thanked him for Matt Patricia.
      Kelvin Benjamin said he was pumping gas this week when a pastry chef approached him in years and thanked him for putting his kids through college. Benjamin hugged him, ordered three dozen donuts, and thanked him for baking.
      Panthers WR Kelvin Benjamin said he was at the Wendy’s drive-thru this week when a Golden Corral employee approached him in tears and thanked him for selling out the entire buffet. Benjamin hugged her, and thanked her for believing.

      Who over in WOTC thought this was ok?

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        Who over in WOTC thought this was ok? An 8/4 for 4 CMC in GRUUL?! And it can do lethal in combat ON ITS OWN? I could easily see it come down on turn 3, you could easily give it indestructable and trample before you're able to activate it's ability, and then you just mop the floor with a player who has at least a few creatures. This is too much for a 4-drop. I love gruul, I have a gruul deck that is all smash-face and big-stompy, but this is too much. This is the kind of card that justifies hyper-control decks that everyone rags on.

        K-Pop isn’t a music genre. It’s a cultural sinkhole.

          John, accept it. It's a fact. K-Pop isn't a music genre. It's a cultural sinkhole. You're actively worsening society as a whole with your degeneracy. Idolizing and worshiping generic, autotuned artists based on their identity instead of their musical talent harms the global music industry. Ever heard of an ugly Korean singer? I didn't think so, John. Your support of this industry propagates harmful beauty standards across impressionable youth worldwide which leads to poor mental health and eating disorders. Do you want that, John? Didn't think so, asshole.

          Osu

          Accept it. It's a fact. Beatmap nomination isn't a volunteer job. It's slave work. You're actively worsening the community as a whole with your degeneracy. Choosing and nominating generic pp mappers based on their identity instead of their actually mapping passion harms the ranked category. Ever heard of a reading meta? I didn't think so. Your support of this such mappers propagates harmful mapping standards across impressionable players osu! wide which leads to poor play styles and farming. Do you want that? Didn't think so, asshole.

          Don’t ever smoke

            so cancerous he got permabanned everywhere
            My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
            My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your stream gave me cancer anyway.