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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

Mom only uses my brother’s pics on WhatsApp. Her reason crushed me.💔💔🥀🥀😔

    Mom only uses my brother’s pics on WhatsApp. Her reason crushed me.💔💔🥀🥀😔
    byu/hzllxhound_78 inTeenIndia
    Soooo my mom ALWAYSS uses my older brother’s photo as her WhatsApp profile picture.👺👺 ALWAYS!!!🙄🙄 One day, I changed it to MY PHOTO!! The next day? She switched it back to his. 💢💢 I asked her, “Why do you only use HIS PHOTO?!?! Her reply: “Because he’s MY SON!"💢💢 I WANTED TO SCREAM, “Am I not your daughter too?” but I stayed quiet...........😔😔😔
    
    The next day, I saw her scrolling for NEW PICS OF HIM IN HER GALLERY!!💔💔 I asked her, “If I were a boy, would you use my photo...........?”🥲🥲🥲 She instantly answered "OBVIOUSLY!!" 💔💔💔 TS BROKE MY HEART SM!! 😭 I said, “I didn’t know being a girl was this much of a disappointment............ AND THEN Y'KNOW WHAT SHE SAID.......SHE SAID NOTHING. SHE DIDN'T ANSWERED...💔💔🥀🥀🥀 THAT MONKEY PMO SM LIKE WHENEVER I OPEN MY WHATSAPP I SEE HIS PHOTO ON MY MOM'S DP AND ALSO MY DAD'S DP!!🥀🥀🥀🥀

    Alex Megos

      Every copypasta about Alexander “Alex” Megos, a German professional rock climber. Megos has grooming allegation with his current girlfriend (19 years old) after fans notice that he was her legal guardian when she was a child.

      For more context, he took in Ukrainian refugees and started to date one of them. She was 17 when she moved in with the group and didn’t come with her parents, so Alex became her legal guardian. They started dating sometime after she turned 18. Alex is 31, so he has been accused of grooming her.

      As evidence, there are photos on both of their Instagram where they are standing very close or have their arms around one another, along with hearts and things that imply that they’re dating.

      Publishing such content about Alexander Megos may be criminal offense

      This was apparently sent to anyone accusing him of grooming which then became a joke/copypasta whenever he is mentioned.

      Hello, I would like to point out that by publishing such content about the athlete Alexander Megos you may be committing a criminal offense under German law and must therefore assume that these actions will be passed on to the law enforcement authorities and the relevant lawyers for Alexander Megos. Criminal Code (StGB) § 186 Defamation
      
      Anyone who asserts or spreads a fact about another which is likely to make that person contemptible or to degrade them in the public opinion will be punished with imprisonment of up to one year or a fine, unless this fact is demonstrably true, and if the act is committed publicly, in a meeting or by spreading content (§ 11 paragraph 3), with imprisonment of up to two years or a fine.
      
      We kindly ask you to delete your post and refrain from posting such content.

      Saw Alex Megos at a mall

      Its the Flying Lotus copypasta but changed to Alex Megos with a bit of German dialogue and also his grooming allegation.

      You know, I saw Alex Megos at a mall near the high school yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, so wie du es jetzt tust?" I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Teen Vogue magazines in his hands without paying.
      
      The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, probably due to her early-20s age, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
      
      When she took one of the magazines and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “um jegliche elektrische zu verhindern infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each magazine and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

      Uwu-fied publishing content about Alexander Megos may be criminal offense

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      we kindwy a-ask you to dewete youw post and wefwain fwom posting such content.
      

      Emoji-fied publishing content about Alexander Megos may be criminal offense

      Hello 👋 I 💁‍♀️ would like to point 👉 out that by publishing 📰such content about the athlete 🧗 Alexander Megos 💪 you may be committing a criminal offense ⚖️ under Franconian law📃 and must therefore assume that these actions will be passed 🔜on to the law enforcement authorities👩‍⚖️ and the relevant lawyers 👨‍💼💼 for 🧑‍🍼🧑‍🧒Alexander Megos🚸. Criminal Code (StGB) § 186 Defamation 🚔
      
      Anyone who asserts 🔇or spreads 🗞️a fact about another which is likely to make that person contemptible 👎 or to degrade them in the public opinion 🆘will be punished 🚨 with imprisonment 🏛️ of up to 1️⃣ year or a fine 💸 unless this fact is demonstrably true, and if the act is committed publicly📢 in a meeting 👥 or by spreading content (§ 11 paragraph 3), with imprisonment of up to 2️⃣ years or a fine 💰‼️
      
      We kindly ask you to delete 🚮🙅‍♀️your post and refrain from posting such content 🤗 

      Reasons to believe that this is a legitimate leak: (Dedlock)

        Reasons to believe that this is a legitimate leak:
        - OP's account was created today.
        - Floor pattern shows that this image was from map testing, not the sandbox. This could mean that OP was testing abilities in real map, a troll would probably just boot up sandbox to take the screenshot
        
        - Bebop's ultimate and hook are upgraded but bomb is not, might mean that OP had been testing the abilities around before taking this image (someone who wanted to make a troll post would probably just boot up sandbox and take a screenshot to edit).
        
        - This image has been taken from a phone, it has not been exported from photoshop. (To fake this, OP would have to get a screenshot, edit it in an image editor, export and open it, then take the image with a phone instead. A low quality troll would probably just post the exported image from photoshop as is).
        
        Does this prove that this leak is legit? Not really, it can still be faked, but these are definitely good signs.

        Can y’all stop hating phonks? Seriously, half the time people trash the genre without even understanding what it is

          Can y'all stop hating phonks? Seriously, half the time people trash the genre without even understanding what it is. They hear a distorted bassline or a gritty Memphis sample and immediately write it off as noise. But phonk isn’t just a style—it’s a vibe, a whole culture rooted in underground hip-hop, street racing, and raw emotion. It’s the soundtrack of rebellion, of late nights drifting through neon-lit streets, of headphones blasting while the world fades away. From classic phonk with its lo-fi, eerie aesthetic to drift phonk with its aggressive energy, there's variety and depth if you take a second to actually listen. Artists pour their soul into this music, blending nostalgia, grit, and adrenaline into something that's more than just sound—it's atmosphere. Dismissing it just because it doesn't sound like chart-toppers or your favorite genre is lazy. Music is meant to challenge, to evoke, to make you feel something real, even if it’s dark or chaotic. And phonk does exactly that. So before you keep riding the hate train, maybe dive a little deeper into the scene. Watch a drift montage synced to KSLV Noh or DVRST and feel the momentum. Because let’s be real—you can't hate something you don't know💀.

          Reminds me of – imagine how much harder life would be if every dude was jacked

            It came from a post on r/moreplatesmoredates but OP deleted his account after it became a meme.

            Reminds me of - imagine how much harder life would be if every dude was jacked, or at least lean. i thank god every day for fattening people up. every time i see a fatty rolling through walmart, i can’t stop smiling. one less dude i have to worry about. when i hear fat chicks go on and on about how they’re a ten and can fuck as many dudes as they like, I laugh and nod. the fatter people get, the more impressive my physique will look. whenever fatties ask what the secret is, i shrug my shoulders. “bro, i dont even know why you’re fat. it’s not your fault, man. i eat cake every day, ig it’s just genetics.” but at home, im counting every goddamn calorie that goes into my mouth. let them think there’s no hope. let them stay fat. let them get fatter and fatter. inshallah the obesity rate hits 90%🙏
            imagine how much harder life would be if every dude was jacked, or at least lean.
            
            i thank god every day for fattening people up. every time i see a fatty rolling through walmart, i can't stop smiling. one less dude i have to worry about.
            
            when i hear fat chicks go on and on about how they're a ten and can fuck as many dudes as they like, i laugh and nod. the fatter people get, the more impressive my physique will look.
            
            whenever fatties ask what the secret is, i shrug my shoulders. "bro, i dont even know why you're fat. it's not your fault, man. i eat cake every day, ig it's just genetics." but at home, im counting every goddamn calorie that goes into my mouth. let them think there's no hope. let them stay fat. let them get fatter and fatter.
            
            inshallah the obesity rate hits 90% 🙏