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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


Real Screamo

    “Skramz” only consists of the dc Emotional Hardcore scene and the late 00’s emo scene. What is known by “Screamo” is nothing but Emo Pop with questionable real skramz influence. When people try to argue that bands like Pierce the Veil are not real skramz, while saying that Bring Me The Horizon is, I can’t help not to cringe because they are just as fake emo as Pierce the Veil (plus the pretentiousness). Real skramz sounds ENERGETIC, POWERFUL and somewhat HATEFUL. Fake skramz is weak, self pity and a failed attempt to direct energy and emotion into music. Some examples of REAL SKRAMZ are Circle Takes the Square, Saetia, Merchant Ships (the only real emo band from the midwest scene) and Loma Prieta. Some examples of FAKE EMO are Falling In Reverse, Pierce the Veil and Bring Me The Horizon. SKRAMZ BELONGS TO HARDCORE NOT TO EMO, POP PUNK, ALT ROCK OR ANY OTHER MAINSTREAM GENRE 

    If X has a million haters

      If Megumi has 1 million haters I'm one of them. If Megumi has 10,000 haters I'm one of them. If Megumi has 10 haters I'm one of them. If Megumi has 0 haters then I'm dead. I will be Megumi hater until my very last breath.
      if chris pratt has a million haters, then i am one of them. if he has ten haters, then i am one of them. if he has only one hater then that is me. if chris pratt has no haters, then that means i am no longer on earth. if the world loves chris pratt, then i am against the world.
      If Awkwafina has a million haters im one of them. If she has a 1000 haters im still one of them. If she has 1 hater its me. If Awkwafina has 0 haters it means I have left this world. If the world is against Awkwafina then I am with the world

      Discord mod notices a female

        Known as ‘You have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female‘ or ‘Consider Me A Player 2‘ copypasta, it started as a DM from a Discord server mod. The pasta often gets reposted with different context with the most recent being Valorant message from a LFG server.

        Hello @Eva, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Pummel Party Official discord. I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you require any guidance, please, throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me a Player 2... a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enhoy some video games together some time. I see you play pummel party, and are you good at mini games? I am a mini-game aficionado, so I would be happy to assist you in games. Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course).

        POV: Female in Valorant LFG

        Hello. I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and 1 am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Valorant LFG. I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you require and guidance, please, throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken. I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me ur jett? .. a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time. I see you play valorant, and are you good at playing sage? I am a peak gold 3, so I would be happy to help you rank up. Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course.) 

        POV: Miyazaki mails you a bomb

          I'm amazed at the ingenuity of Miyazaki's design. This latest encounter design is on par with The undead burg courtyard, Father Gascoigne, and Blue Smelter Demon. [Spoilers] When you open your mailbox and see a hand delivered gift from From Software studios, the unenlightened would simply see it as a gift to their loyal fans, but clever design would point to it obviously being a trap, the subtle beeping inside of the package, and the delay trigger mechanism on the Pipe Bomb itself as you open the packaging allowing you to think quickly and throw it away before it detonates let the player react fairly to the threat which is completely lost on the average gamer.
          
          Now, game journalists have taken to calling Miyazaki "A Terrorist" and "Wanted in every Democratic Country" but as we all know these game journalists often lack even the simplest of skills required to be proficient in video games, leaving them with horrific scars from the detonation as they stared at the explosive device in their hands. Instead of learning from their mistakes and being prepared for the next grenade in their mail, they instead take to the internet and slander masterpiece design for their own failures.
          
          I can't wait to see what Miyazaki cooks up next, will he kidnap my family and hold them for ransom? Cleverly giving me the information to free them myself without needing to pay? Or will he cut my break line, knicking my oil tank and warning me that something is wrong with my car? Only time will tell but I for one, am eager, to experience what Miyazaki has in store.

          The only Maxwell I know is from Tales of Symphonia on the GameCube.

            The only Maxwell I know is from Tales of Symphonia on the GameCube. He was supposedly a summon that you could get in this floating sky city thing after you get the super jetski shits that fly, but I'll tell ya, I fucked a million and a half ways to try to get that godlike fucker outta his stone amd I just couldn't manage. Now I managed to find the black skull dude (is that racist?) and went backwards to find the destroyed city before it gets destroyed and even got more grade than George Bush has termites, but I could not fir the life of me figure our how to get maxwell. You know what though? I could go flip a shit on the internet and get all the info. Og shif It's like homework all over again. At Least I have my parents permission this time. Chimes had a Claus in the contract. Ho ho ho maxwell damn you've heard of it right? You know what to do? You better. You're talking about it. Clandestine audiences know better 

            I’ll cum in you. I’ll cum in you so hard your hair stands up

              I’ll cum in you. I’ll cum in you so hard your hair stands up like you just stuck your finger in a live power socket. Fuck I’m horny man. And not regular horny but like I have an organ that produces Viagra 24/7 and I get extra when I’m nervous or excited. My balls are like mini watermelons and had to make mini ball suspenders in all my pants so I’m not in excruciating pain. I’m afraid that if I finally blast off for the first time I might actually hurt someone. Like accidentally cumming inside and it blasts through the vagina up into her intestines like buckshot? But I guess that’s just another day in the life on this thing we call earth.