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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


Hi @HalieyWelchX My $35,000 that I purchased of $Hawk is now $2,000 after 10 minutes of buying.

    The person’s financial plight is actually not real, it’s a copypasta that a bunch of people were posting on Twitter after it was clear that $Hawk was just a rug pull. The whole “my representative Cobie” part should have made this obvious.

    Hi @HalieyWelchX My $35,000 that I purchased of $Hawk is now $2,000 after 10 minutes of buying. 

I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my life savings.

I purchased your coin $Hawk that you were so excited about with my life savings and children’s college education fund as well. 

You didn’t mention that you were going to buy 97% of the supply and sell it almost immediately to make a large profit.

If I would have known that information I would have not purchased your coin.

Please help me or who can I contact for refund?  If not I will be forced to use leagal action.

My crypto representative @cobie will be in touch.

    CAN YOU GUYS NOT READ?!

      The infamous CAN YOU GUYS NOT READ?!I KNOW EEVEE SUCKS ASS. I KNOW ABSOL SUCKS ASS. copypasta

      It came from a post on the Competitive Pokemon subreddit r/stunfisk where OP unironically complained that people are advising him to change his Pokemon species when he specifically told them not to. It didn’t help that his team was simply not viable competitively and he was unwilling to accept criticism.

      Upon further digging, users discovered that OP consumes a lot of Pokemon porn and does erotic roleplay (ERP) of said species in his team composition. This made him an instant meme in the stunfisk community.

      I KNOW EEVEE SUCKS ASS.

I KNOW ABSOL SUCKS ASS.

I KNOW USING THEM PUTS ME AT A HUGE DISADVANTAGE FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER.

I KNOW REFUSING TO USE RESTRICTED LEGENDARIES PUTS ME AT A HUGE DISADVANTAGE FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER.

WHEN I MAKE POSTS THAT CLEARLY STATE:
I WILL NOT BE CHANGING THE SPECIES.

AND
I MIGHT CHANGE DRAGAPULT. AND ONLY DRAGAPULT.

THAT DOES NOT MEAN I AM NOT WILLING TO TAKE ADVICE AND CRITICISM, JUST BECAUSE I GET PISSED AT PEOPLE WHO INSIST ON THINGS THAT THEY KNOW I KNOW.

I KNOW MY TEAM SUCKS ASS. I NEED TO KNOW WHAT TO EQUIP THEM WITH TO MAKE THEM SUCK THE LEAST AMOUNT OF ASS.

SAY IT WITH ME NOW:
NATURES
EVS
IVS
MOVES
ABILITIES
HELD ITEMS
OR EVEN JUST THE ROLES THEY SHOULD PLAY
OR STRATEGIES ON HOW TO USE THEM

I WILL ACCEPT ADVICE ON LITERALLY ANYTHING EXCEPT THE SPECIES OF MY TEAM MEMBERS.

IT'S NOT HARD TO WRAP YOUR HEAD AROUND.

      Doretta’s head is the ultimate litmus test for whether a dwarf is capable of self-governing

        Created by u/vanilla_disco, its based on the original 4chan classic ‘Shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test‘ but changed to Dorreta from Deep Rock Galactic.

        Doretta's head is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing.

To return Doretta's head is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the head is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return the head. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon Doretta's head. Therefore Doretta's head presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the head, no one will fine you or otherwise punish you for not returning the head. You will gain nothing by returning the head. You must return Doretta's head out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return it because it is the right thing to do - because it is correct.

A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it.

Doretta's head is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society. 
        Doretta's head is the ultimate litmus test for whether a dwarf is capable of self-governing. To return Doretta's head is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return Doretta's head is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a dwarf is not able to return the head. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon Doretta's head. Therefore Doretta's head presents itself as the apex example of whether a dwarf will do what is right without being forced to do it.

        I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Skif’s pistol.

          Stalker 2 Skif pistol copypasta

          Created by u/lawful-chaos, Its a variation of the Xiangling copypasta but changed into the Skif pistol from Stalker 2. 

          I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Skif’s pistol. I try to play UDP. Skif’s pistol deals more damage. I try to play AK-74M. Skif’s pistol deals more damage. I try to play AR416. Skif’s pistol deals more damage. I want to play a double barrel. It’s best paired with Skif’s pistol. I want to play sawed-off, Viper-5. They both want Skif’s pistol.

It grabs me by the throat. I repair it. I buy ammo for it. I give it upgrades. It isn’t satisfied. I find an extended magazine for it. “I don’t need this much bullets in the mag” It tells me. “Give me more targets.” It grabs me and forces me to throw myself at chimeras. “You just need to use me more. I can deal more damage with AP ammo.”

I can’t repair my AK, I don’t have enough coupons. I grab my legendary artefact. It doesn’t sell for enough money. “Guess this is the end.” I grab Skif’s pistol. It says “lawful-chaos, get them.” There is no hint of sadness in my eyes. Nothing but pure violent 9mm bulletstorm. What a cruel world.

          You didn’t smell it did you? I hope not…

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            byu/billie_tate from discussion
            inwhatsthisplant
            You didn’t smell it did you? I hope not… when this plant senses heat source near it, ie mammals, it releases tiny spores. If inhaled they make their way into the sinus cavity, attach to the mucosa which is the way it gets into your bloodstream. Once in your bloodstream the spores begin to replicate. Basically you have now become the host, and it is now feeding off of you, taking over your body, you begin to become the plant. But before this process is complete, it will take control of your mind and have you go on a long hike so that as you begin the change from your head down, parts of you will fall off and take root along the hiking trails so that the next unsuspecting hiker comes along, says “Wow, how beautiful!”, gets down close for a good close-up shot and the whole thing starts all over again.

            Kelvin Benjamin says Greg Olsen’s girlfriend made a great Thanksgiving dinner

              [Brooke Pryor] Kelvin Benjamin says Greg Olsen’s girlfriend made a great Thanksgiving dinner, and he didn’t realize how hard it hit him until the first quarter today. He sat out a series or two, got some oranges and was ok after that. Finished with 16 catches, 129 total yds, 1 TD.
              Najee Harris says Pat Freiermuth’s girlfriend made a great Thanksgiving dinner, and he didn’t realize how hard it hit him until the first quarter today. 

He sat out a series or two, got some oranges and was ok after that.