Skip to content

Replies

Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

I’m a lawyer and I ran a background check and this belongs to a small builder/politician connect in Navi Mumbai/Ghansoli

    Full comment

    Its a comment by u/SureSplit debunking a person’s self made claim on r/Indian_flex. The original response had been edited out to protect the person’s privacy but not before becoming a meme.

    I'm a lawyer and I ran a background check and this belongs to a small builder/politician connect in Navi Mumbai/Ghansoli. I tried all combinations of RTO codes with MH_0001 and found it. This isn't a flex when it's daddy's money. If you want, I can write down all the details including DIN (director identification number) along with the entities owned by you and your family, but I won't do that to protect your privacy. People here are competing with your dad, not you. Let your dad flex this one or probably not, as it's black money stolen from public.

And from today, start calling everyone in this sub "daddy" because that's the league you're in, little boy. Next post with your own super car? You can't even buy your own lunch junior.

    I use Arch, by the way.

      Its a circlejerk on Arch Linux users who have a reputation of being a pretentious jerk online.

      Oh, you're using Windows? That's... unfortunate. I mean, I guess it’s fine for people who don’t really care about controlling their system. And macOS? Bro, you literally paid for UNIX with a pretty UI slapped on it. But hey, I’m sure you really needed those rounded corners and animations. But me? I use Arch, by the way. Yeah, it’s a bit more sophisticated, something you probably wouldn’t understand unless you’ve experienced it.

See, I don’t need a polished GUI or some bloated OS holding my hand through every step of my computing experience. I built my OS from the ground up. I compiled my kernel, optimized every single setting, and customized every aspect of my system. While you’re sitting there with your default settings, I’m in the terminal, living the dream. Arch is freedom, by the way.

I don't expect you to get it. I mean, you probably just double-click apps and call it a day, right? Meanwhile, I'm using Pacman and the AUR, managing my packages like a real power user. Updates? Yeah, they roll in seamlessly. No need to reinstall my OS every six months like those other plebs. Did I mention I use Arch, by the way?

When you’re ready to stop living in the kiddie pool of OSes and step up to the big leagues, maybe you’ll try Arch. Though, let’s be real, it’s probably too advanced for you. But hey, you do you. I'll just be here in my perfectly configured Arch system, reminding you that I use Arch, by the way.

      Unidan – “Jackdaw is a crow”

        AKA “Jackdaw is a crow” or “Unidan copypasta” is a comment by u/Unidan correcting another user who classified jackdaws as crows. Unidan is an ecologist that became popular on Reddit as an “excited biologist” who answered questions and explained concepts related to biology and ecology. He was eventually banned on the site for vote fraud.

        Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow."

Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.

As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.

If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.

So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.

Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't.

It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
        Comment
        byu/crew2852 from discussion
        inAdviceAnimals

        I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Lavos.

          Lavos copypasta from Warframe

          Written by u/Aden_Vikki, its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Lavos from Warframe.

          I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Lavos. I try to play Valkyr. My Lavos deals more damage. I try to play Mirage. My Lavos deals more damage. I try to play Rhino. My Lavos deals more damage. I want to play Xaku. Their best skill is a subsume for Lavos. I want to health tank, not shield gate. Lavos can do both.

He grabs me by the throat. I fish for him. I buy arcane grace for him. I give him adaptation. He isn't satisfied. I try acid shells Saryn. "I can do that too." He tells me. "My forced procs are universal." He grabs kunai incarnon and nukes the room. "You just need to invest more into health tanking. Those umbral mods take a lot of mod capacity."

I can't do that, I don't have enough umbral formas. He grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." He grabs his catalyst probe. He says "Probes, get him." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure forced blast procs. What a cruel world

          Original

          I try to play Valkyr. My Lavos deals more damage. I try to play Mirage. My Lavos deals more damage. I try to play Rhino. My Lavos deals more damage. I want to play Xaku. Their best skill is a subsume for Lavos. I want to health tank, not shield gate. Lavos can do both.

He grabs me by the throat. I fish for him. I buy arcane grace for him. I give him adaptation. He isn't satisfied. I try acid shells Saryn. "I can do that too." He tells me. "My forced procs are universal." He grabs kunai incarnon and nukes the room. "You just need to invest more into health tanking. Those umbral mods take a lot of mod capacity."

I can't do that, I don't have enough umbral formas. He grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." He grabs his catalyst probe. He says "Probes, get him." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure forced blast procs. What a cruel world

          We hookup, use a condom, and never speak again. Think of the children.

            Its a Tinder copypasta from 2019 where guys would send it to girls hoping for easy hookups. There are slight variations between them but they are mostly the same.

            Here's the way I look at it. We have two options here. One, you let me take you on a date. It will be awkward at first, due to the fact that we met on tinder. But after a while you will relax as you discover I'm quite normal and funny. Several years and many dates later, I'll pop the question. We'll have a large wedding with copious amounts of family and friends. A couple few years down the road we have a few kids and a baby on the way. You devote all the time to the kids and I spend too much time at work and love leaves the relationship. I foolishly start an affair and. when you find out. we get a divorce. We raise 3 kids in two households where the parents hate each other. Or option two: we hookup, use a condom, and never speak again.

Think of the children.
            Here’s the way I look at it. We have two options here... Option one, you let me take you on a date. It will be awkward at first, due to the fact we met on Reddit. But after awhile you will relax as you discover I’m quite normal, charming, and witty. Several years and many dates later, I’ll pop the question. We’ll have a large wedding with copious amounts of friends and family. A couple years down the road we’ll have a few kids and a baby on the way. You devote all your time to the kids and I spend too much time at work and love leaves the relationship. I foolishly start an affair and when you find out you divorce me. We raise 3 kids in two separate households where the parents hate each other. Or option two, we get drunk, hookup, use a condom, and never speak again. Think of the children.
            here's the way I look at it. We have two options here. One, let me take you on a date. It will be awkward at first due to the fact we met on tinder. But after a while you will relax after you realize I'm quite normal and funny. Several years and many dates later, I'll pop the question. We will have a large wedding with copious amounts of family and friends. A few years down the road we have a baby on the way. You devote all your time to the kids and I spend too much time at work and we fall out of love. I foolishly start an affair and when you find out we get a divorce. We raise three kids in two households where the parents hate each other. Or option two, we hookup, use a condom and never speak again. Think of the children.

            I’m the goddamn Terminator. I wake up at 6am and I work nonstop until 2am every single day.

              Comment
              byu/Miaak_u from discussion
              inStardewValley
              I'll let you in on my secret, Clint: I'm the goddamn Terminator. I wake up at 6am and I work nonstop until 2am every single day. I only take half days on holidays because I am being physically restrained from entering the town. I hoe, water, mine and fish until my legs collapse, and when they do, I scarf down wad after wad of seaweed until I can stand up again.

If that sounds like the life for you, then come on over to the farm. I'll even spot you the hundred G for Robin to build you a cabin.