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You have to have a very high skill level to use the Constitution rifle effectively

    Constitution rifle copypasta from Helldivers 2

    Its the Rick and Morty high IQ copypasta but changed to the Constitution rifle from Helldivers 2.

    To be fair, you have to have a very high skill level to use the Constitution rifle effectively. Its mechanics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of marksmanship and warfare tactics, most of its features will go over the average player’s head. The sheer precision required to maximize its potential is understated in most tier lists. Only a true Helldiver understands the beauty of lining up the perfect shot while charging into the enemy’s line. The Constitution rifle isn’t just a weapon—it’s a statement. Its tactical design draws heavily from the principles of skilled gameplay, and the veterans recognize this. Casual players might scoff at it, but those in the know understand that it’s a masterpiece, not just in Helldivers, but of gaming itself.

    You have to have a very high IQ to understand Promised Consort Radahn

      Radahn copypasta
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      Its the “You have to a high IQ to understand Rick and Morty” copypasta but changed to Radahn from Elden Ring.

      To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Promised Consort Radahn. The lore is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of hegelian dialetics most of the nuances will go over a typical players's head. There's also Miquella's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from schopenhauerian literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of lore, to realize that they're not just deep- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Promised Consort Radahn truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the Nietzschean Tragedy in Miquella's existencial catchphrase "Promise you'll be my consort," which itself is a cryptic reference to the fact that Miquella needs a consort. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Miquella's genius unfolds itself on their computer's screen. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Promised Consort Radahn and Miquella tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

      Will Still

        Did you know that Will Still is currently unbeaten as the manager of Reims even though he doesn't have the required coaching badges? As a result, Reims have to pay a fine for every match that he manages. Also, did you know that Will Still got into managing through playing football manager? He's also one of the youngest managers in the top 5 leagues, and he's only 29 years old despite being a manager. Did you also know that Will Still speaks both French and English and speaks both languages during his training sessions? And did you also know that his tactics are super revolutionary - did you watch that YouTube video about it? If you think about it, you could even say that Reims "Will Still" have to keep paying the fine until he gets his qualifications! Did I mention that he doesn't even have his coaching badges but he's 19 matches unbeaten? Did I tell you that Will Still 
        Will will still still be unbeaten after Reims latest game? No but will will still still be Reims Manager, will still will still be Reims manager as he’s having a good season even if will still still doesn’t have his unbeaten streak
        Will Still, needs to be proud and will still always have that record. Reims will still be getting fined per game so, really that needs to change. Still, Will Still, will still breeze through the coaching badges.
        Will Still has lead Reims to an 19-game unbeaten run in all competitions. At 30 years old, he’s the youngest manager in Europe’s top five leagues 🤩

Reims pay a £22,000 fine each time Still manages because he doesn’t have his UEFA Pro license 😅

What an incredible story 👏🏼
        Will Still has lost Reims’ 19-game unbeaten run in all competitions. At 30 years old, he’s the youngest manager in Europe’s top five leagues. 

 Reims pay a £22,000 fine each time Still manages because he doesn’t have his UEFA Pro License.
        even if will still still is disappointed, will still will still have something to be proud of from this run, and will still still will have proved himself as a top 5 league manager
        Will Will Still still be talked about now?
        Will Will Still Still get fined 22,000 for not being officially licensed?

        Was completely unaware about the discourse around this movie

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          Was completely unaware about the discourse around this movie, I watched it the day it came out high out of my mind in the basement of a frat house, and it felt like the screenwriter was talking directly to me. I had probably already taken five or six hits on the bong because I had planned to push my shit hard that night anyways and I felt like I was ballroom dancing with this movie, like me and it were a single unit. Every single line made perfect sense to me, and when the movie ended, I experienced such a sudden and present sense of grief that I ran outside and threw up four times on the front lawn. Saw it again sober, didn’t care for it that much. Real heavy-handed.

          Kai Havertz, the footballing enigma, is a man of many talents

            Kai Havertz copypasta
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            Kai Havertz, the footballing enigma, is a man of many talents—most of which remain hidden, even to him. Purchased by clubs as if he were a Renaissance masterpiece, Havertz has mastered the art of being everywhere and nowhere on the pitch at the same time. He’s a striker who doesn’t score, a midfielder who doesn’t pass, and a winger who doesn’t cross. Truly, he’s the Swiss Army Knife of football—with all the tools missing.

Commentators describe his performances as “elegant,” which is code for “didn’t touch the ball much, but looked graceful jogging around.” Defenders love him because marking Havertz is like babysitting a ghost. Fans debate his best position with such fervor you’d think he was a Rubik’s Cube, except no one ever solves it.

And yet, his biggest talent might be his ability to look like he’s on the verge of greatness—permanently. Every scuffed shot or misplaced pass is met with a furrowed brow, a glance at the heavens, and the hope that maybe, just maybe, next week he’ll explode into action. But like a slow-cooking roast, Havertz’s time to shine is always “just a little longer.”

In a world obsessed with instant gratification, Kai Havertz reminds us of a timeless truth: sometimes, nothing happens, and that’s okay.

            I own a Guass Rifle for home defence

              Gauss weapon from Warhammer 40K
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              Its the “Musket for home defense” copypasta but changed to gauss rifle used by Necrons from Warhammer 40K.

              I own a Gauss Rifle for home defence, since that's what the founding Triarchs intended. Four ruffians break into my tomb, "What the Devil?!" As I grab my steel powder-coated wig and Khet'Tuhki rifle. Blow a Resurrection Orb sized crater through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my Guass ring weapon on the second man. Miss him entirely because it's wide-beam, and nails the Cryptek's scarab. I have to resort to the C'tan Shard mounted at the top of the Sarcophagus loaded with scatter-beam shot. "Tally Ho, Lads!" The shot shreds two men in the blast. The sound and extra tears in Space-Time set off Tomb World alarms. Fix bayonet, and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting for the Mechanicus to arrive since molecular Guass bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding Triarchs intended.