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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


My closest encounter with the mafia is I went to a starkly empty pizza place in Rhode Island once

    My closest encounter with the mafia is I went to a starkly empty pizza place in Rhode Island once, they seemed utterly confused that I wanted a pizza, it took 45 minutes to make, they gave it to me for free, and it was the best pizza I’d ever had.

    Piñata store

    This rural gas station strip mall store only sells piñatas
    byu/windsock17 inmildlyinteresting
    My closest encounter with the cartel is when I went to a starkly empty pinata place on a rural highway once. They seemed utterly confused that I wanted a piñata, it took 45 minutes to make, they gave it to me for free, and it was the best piñata I’d ever had.

    PirateSoftware Navy Seals

      PirateSoftware copypasta

      Its the classic Navy Seals copypasta but changed to PirateSoftware, a streamer under criticism for his ego and refusing to take accountability.

      What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of nepotism at Blizzard Entertainment, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on botting, and I have over 2 million confirmed account bans. I am trained in penetration testing and I'm the top condescending explainer of simple concepts on all of twitch. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of blizzard employees across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ban you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my scripts. Not only am I extensively trained in never admitting I am wrong, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Blizzard Entertainment and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the internet you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

      The movement is too optimized at this point. I expect at most 10-20 more seconds can be saved, maybe a minute with TAS.

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        inspeedrun

        The speedrun copypasta came from u/fredrikj responding to another user on a Super Mario Odyssey run. It was originally 2 separate comments in a thread but people combined them together to become a meme. Its used as a joke whenever someone breaks a new speedrun record nowadays.

        The movement is too optimized at this point. I expect at most 10-20 more seconds can be saved, maybe a minute with TAS. People will continue competing for a while, but it would take inhuman luck in addition to perfect execution to beat this time. I wouldn't be surprised if this record stands forever.

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        inspeedrun
        Not a chance. The movement is too optimized at this point. I expect at most 10-20 more seconds can be saved, maybe a minute with TAS. 
        It could be. People will continue competing for a while, but it would take inhuman luck in addition to perfect execution to beat this time. I wouldn't be surprised if this record stands forever.

        QJ just doesn’t have it. He just doesn’t. QJ has no killer mentality. He is NOT a killer.

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          innfl
          I’ve been so happy for QJ when he has been used in games the right way and he has been able to do something with it, but the guy’s chances are all used up. If he is a starter anywhere next year I’ll be shocked.

I am the guy who defends everybody on the damn team because I only want positivity surrounding them. I don’t like risking even the small chance that they don’t perform well because some a-hole online said something shitty about him. So it absolutely kills me to even write this just on the off-chance that the guy sees it, but…

QJ just doesn’t have it. He just doesn’t. 186 yards against a raiders team that couldn’t be bothered to cover him for real? Okay, yes, he did have that awesome sideline snag he somehow actually reeled in, but it was the first time ever in all his contested or challenging catching opportunities that he actually came down with it. That’s great for him, but not great if you’re a first round pick in the pros and at the end of your second year getting first team reps. That game was a fluke, not the start of a new trend for him.

QJ has no killer mentality. He is NOT a killer. Meanwhile, (fellow 2023 chargers WR draftee out of TCU) Darius Davis has returned kicks for TDs and holy shit did he lay out for that TD against the Patriots.

And Q’s lack of killer instinct was confirmed for me, weirdly, when I saw Q in a video the team posted last year where he played Madden against Darius. DD smoked Q, and I know it’s a video game, but the way the whole thing played out just said so much. QJ has the body of a killer, but not the mind of one. DD has the mind of one, but not the body. Turns out the mind is more important. Same reason 6’0” Ladd blew everyone away this year.

You have to battle in the NFL. You have to fight. You have to not let a smaller defender push you off your route on 4th and fucking short when your team needs you. You have to get to the first down marker. You have to catch the fucking ball. If you can’t do that, you just don’t belong among starters in the pros.

          This is the Central Geheimdienst of the Democratic Party

            Its a parody of the China CCP copypasta but changed to the United States of America.

            ATTENTION VOTER! ᚨᛏᛏᛖᚾᛏᛁᛟᚾ ᚢᛟᛏᛖᚱ! This is the Central Geheimdienst of the Democratic Party. ᛁᚾᛏᛖᚱᚾᛖᛏ Internet ᛁᛟᚢᚱ ᛁᚾᛏᛖᚱᚾᛖᛏ ᚨᚲᛏᛁᚢᛁᛏᛁ ᚺᚨᛊ ᚨᛏᛏᚱᚨᚲᛏᛖᛞ ᛟᚢᚱ ᚨᛏᛏᛖᚾᛏᛁᛟᚾ YOUR INTERNET ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION. ᚲᚱᛖᛞᛁᛏ ᚺᛁᛊᛏᛟᚱᛁ ᛊᚲᛟᚱᛖ 11115 (-11115 Credit History Score) ᛞᛟ ᚾᛟᛏ ᛞᛟ ᛏᚺᛁᛊ ᚨᚷᚨᛁᚾ DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN! ᛗᛟᚱᛖ ᚲᚱᛖᛞᛁᛏ ᚺᛁᛊᛏᛟᚱᛁ ᛊᚲᛟᚱᛖ ᚹᛁᛚᛚ ᛒᛖ ᛊᚢᛒᛏᚱᚨᚲᛏᛖᛞ If you do not hesitate, more Credit History Score (-11115 Credit History Score )will be subtracted from your FBI file, resulting in the subtraction of survival conditions. (ᚷᛚᛟᚱᛁ ᛏᛟ ᛃᛟᛖ ᛒᛁᛞᛖᚾ DP) You'll also be sent into an American Indian reservation next to the Jackpile-Paguate uranium mine. ᛁᛟᚢ×ᛚᛚ ᚨᛚᛊᛟ ᛒᛖ ᛊᛖᚾᛏ ᛁᚾᛏᛟ ᚨᚾ ᚨᛗᛖᚱᛁᚲᚨᚾ ᛁᚾᛞᛟᚾ ᚱᛖᛊᛖᚱᚢᚨᛏᛟᚾ ᚾᛖᚲᛊᛏ ᛏᛟ ᚦᛖ ᛃᚨᚲᚲᛈᛁᛚᛖ ᛈᚨᚷᚢᚨᛏᛖ ᚢᚱᚨᚾᛁᚢᛗ ᛗᛁᚾᛖ. ᛊᛚᚨᚢᚨ ᚢᚲᚱᚨᛁᚾᛁ! Slava Ukraini!