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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


Floodpits Drowner

    MTG Floodpits Drowner stun counter copypasta
    I read Merfolk and I smiled.
    
    I then read Flash and an eyebrow raised.
    
    I then read Vigilance and gasped.
    
    I then read applying a Stun Counter and muttered oh my god.
    
    I then read it has removal with the Stun Counter and leaned forward.
    
    I then read 2/1 and prepped my credit card.
    
    All that for only for 1U on an Uncommon... Give it to me now.


    What the jiminy crickets did you just flaming say about me, you little bozo?

      Its one of the many parodies of the Navy Seals copypasta that started from 4chan.

      What the jiminy crickets did you just flaming say about me, you little bozo? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Cub Scouts, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret camping trips in Wyoming, and I have over 300 confirmed knots. I am trained in first aid and I’m the top bandager in the entire US Boy Scouts (of America). You are nothing to me but just another friendly face. I will clean your wounds for you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this annual trip, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying those shenanigans to me over the Internet? Think again, finkle. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of MSN friends across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the seminars, man. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your bake sale. You’re frigging done, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can tie knots in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in road safety, but I have access to the entire manual of the United States Boy Scouts (of America) and I will use it to its full extent to train your miserable butt on the facts of the continents, you little schmuck. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your silly tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goshdarned sillyhead. I will throw leaves all over you and you will dance in them. You’re friggin done, kiddo.

      My neighbor told me coyotes keep eating his outdoor cats

        My neighbor told me coyotes keep eating his outdoor cats so I asked how many cats he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new cat afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding shelter cats to coyotes and then his daughter started crying.

        Somebody nuke Indonesia

          Somebody nuke Indonesia. That country should not exist.
          
          Goddammit, it's so fucking full of weeaboos who think that living "close" to Japan instantly entitles them to act like they're Japanese. Not only that, but they're loudmouthed, obnoxious, inept at both English and the internet, touchy, dramawhoring and have an ungodly clique mentality that means that if you ever insult and Indonesian, all his Facebook friends with names like "Sakura Angel InuYasha" will flock in, Typinq Liqe ThiS, and they will shit all over the site.
          
          Not only that, but they constantly upload subpar garbage to their popup-infested free blogs and never update their file links - and in case the file is still up there, it's on some garbage file host that throws popups in your face as soon as you click anything at all, and requires dozens of waiting periods and captchas to cough up a corrupted, subpar copy of what you were looking for, tapestried with comments and links in Indonesian and packed in the most head-up-ass way possible.
          

          Guys stop making fun of Filipinos

            Guys stop making fun of Filipinos 109.6 Million people suffer with this illness, as if god punishing us by making us live again as a Filipino, we get laughed at and made fun of! This is not a joke! We're tortured souls who got a punishment worse than burning alive! What's also not funny is you see mlbb players everywhere! Your doctor plays ml! Your teacher plays ml! Your crush plays ml! Your newborn baby plays ml! This is not a funny heeeheee haha joke! Our only escape from this curse is by flying to another country! But we get struck by the power of god and make our planes explode mid air! Please share this message! 

            Warframe’s Argon Crystals

              Argon Crystals is a rare resource in Warframe that decays after a period of time.

              Wow! 75 Argon Crystals! I wonder what you'll do with those 37 Argon Crystals. There's so many possibilities for 18 Argon Crystals. Just be careful with those 9 Argon Crystals, because before you know it, those 4 Argon Crystals start to decay and your 2 Argon Crystals will have been reduced from 1 Argon Crystal to absolutely nothing.