By u/BlastingStone, its the Real Emo copypasta but changed to breakcore.
"Real Breakcore" only consists of the late 90s/early 2000s digital hardcore and jungle punk scene. What is known by "Modern Breakcore" is nothing but IDM with questionable real breakcore influence. When people try to argue that artists like Sewerslvt are not real breakcore, while saying that usedcvnt is, I can't help not to cringe because they are just as fake breakcore as Sewerslvt (plus the pretentiousness). Real breakcore sounds CHAOTIC, AGGRESSIVE, and UNCOMPROMISING. Fake breakcore is weak, overly polished, and a failed attempt to direct energy and rhythm into music. Some examples of REAL BREAKCORE are Venetian Snares, Drumcorps, early Igorrr, and Doormouse. Some examples of FAKE BREAKCORE are Machine Girl (post-WLF), most "lolicore," and anything that sounds like it belongs in a TikTok edit. BREAKCORE BELONGS TO HARDCORE, NOT TO HYPERPOP, AMBIENT, OR ANY OTHER MAINSTREAM GENRE.
Somebody on r/AnarchyChess had a crashout after the “Petition to-” joke had been said a millionth time.
Petition to- SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Every single post I ever see is just not funny. It's all just "petition to this" or "petition to that." HOW DOES ANY OF THIS HAVE TO DO WITH CHESS?? I miss the sub since like a few months ago, when we had actually funny shit, now we're just making stupid stale "petition to mod this guy or smth or ban this guy for some reason idk" and they still have the gall to make MORE POSTS LIKE THIS that they think is worth reading, or rather GIVING MY ATTENTION to?
I'm going insane because of how much you guys do this. How about you make actual funny posts, like how the sub was intended to be? You know what? Someone please get the mods to remove the petition flair, or even ban petitions because all they do is just "petition to ban u/jvmfnncncmnxnx for becas he ummm idk" and we still approve of these posts? Why?
It just really bothers me when people still think petitions are funny. Mods won't do anything about it because "mod team knows best" or something, like where the fuck are my funny bishop sniper posts... or "what do I do in this position"??? You know what? Fuck everything about petitions. Petition to just completely erase the petition flair, and never make these kinds of posts again.
Someone unironically replied with this when asked about the famous XXXTENTACION profile pic.
Bro u don’t never seen this? This sh was fire in 2017🔥🔥🔥 even X fucked with this. if you were on console or on insta you would away find someone having that as a pfp (they were usually the ones the most pressed for no reason too)
By u/1Estel1, its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Buccaneer from Bloons TD 6.
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of 052 Buccaneer. I try to play Druid. My Pirate Lord deals more damage. I try to play Monkey Ace. My Pirate Lord deals more damage. I try to play Wizard. My Pirate Lord deals more damage. I want to play Ninja. My Pirate Lord deals more damage. I want to play Dartling, Submarine - they are both mogged by Buccaneer. It grabs me by the throat. I build for it. I roll for it. I give it Permanent Brew. It isn't satisfied. I build for MiB. "Leave the baby bloons to the other monkeys" It tells me. "Give me more MOAB killing." It grabs the Paragon button and forces itself to upgrade to Navarch. "You just need to build the other two boats. I can oneshot BADs." "I can't afford enough boats for a good degree" It grabs my Quincy."There are no good heroes, only Benjamin." "Guess this is the end." It grabs its hook. It says "Navarch, Hook them." There is no hint of sadness in its eyes. Nothing but pure pulling power. What a cruel world.
Jesus Christ. This isn't a joke. I can't comprehend how insane you have to be to actually back an ideology as destructive and senseless as unfettered, neoliberal capitalism. You claim to worry about the issues of supposed oppressed groups and yet you do not care about the common man, who inevitably gets fucked at the end of the day. But no, standing up for our right not to sell my ass 40 hours a week for minimum wage is apparently a form of populism at this point.
At the end of the day all you support is uncontrolled, unsustainable "economic growth" (read: the poor get poorer and the rich richer) while you slowly deplete the entire planet's resources. But I guess putting a colorful rainbow flag on it makes it look good. You condemn "regimes" like China that have successfully improved material conditions for literal billions of people and shill for enlightened "democratic" nations like the US, which have supported literal fascist coups overseas, are barely democratic (two parties, which are basically the same right wing organization, 100% bought by corporations and billionaires) committed countless war crimes, crimes against humanity and still do unthinkable atrocities in places like Guantanamo Bay. All of this out of sheer economic interest. Seeing fucking numbers go up is all you care about, while the rest of the world, such as the African countries you abuse for cheap manufacturing, including child labor, starves to death. All in the name of "freedom" and "democracy".
You should take a reality check. Your vision of the world is distorted and you are behind most of the problems of our society. Fuck you. Fuck you fuck you, from the bottom of my heart.
Started as a joke when Roblox was down for maintenance, the copypasta has been used for other games.
Roblox
It's been 5 hours without Roblox, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Roblox but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dad's gun from the shed, thinking of killing myself. I am nothing without Roblox, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Roblox, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Roblox is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I can't reach 30 million bounty anymore in Blox Fruits. I can't play CB:R anymore, I am trembling more than the marleyans experienced when the rumbling was around. Shivering in fear of losing my progress at my day streak at ASTD and Adopt Me. I am so scared that I might lose my mind and go insane. I want Roblox back.
Its been 20 hours without Roblox, I can't stop shaking and I'm having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log into Roblox but the site was down. I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn't go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dads gun from the shed, thinking of killing myself. I am nothing with Roblox, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Roblox, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Roblox is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I used all my money on Roblox, I bought the Super Super Happy Face and bought a Valkyrie for my girlfriend CoolDjoleProGamerYT. I don't know what to do. Roblox can't be gone for any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house and everything I own. Roblox is very amazing and I can't lose it. Roblox is my life, I met my amazing girlfriend john there, In bloxburg, I was delivering pizza's, when I saw this amazingly attractive woman named, CoolDjoleProGamerYT, she was so cute, I flushed. I found her home later then and tried to talk to her, she was so kind and cute that i accidentally typed my thoughts out "mind: she's so cute.." and she flushe then i got nervous, we then went in and made out, after that we went on many dates to Adopt me, where we adopted 2 boys named DemonicLuciferr, and RedDoflaming0. Demonic and Red were so cute that I even took them out of town and took them to Brookhaven. after that we had our own child in Bloxburg on our rooftop named lazerlamps. Our kids were so cute and amazing that I even fed them my special milk, they liked it so much that they wanted it again. and the day after... Roblox was down and I went through my panic attack, Shivering in fear of losing my fiance and kids. I am so scared that I might just lose my mind and go insane... I want my kids back...
Steam
It's been 2 seconds since Steam being down. I think i'm losing my mind. My whole body aches and my limbs are trembling. I feel my bones breaking and i'm in a straight panic attack because i have to go see the scary outside world and the tall green grass. I feel my organs degenerate and i'm losing power. Please, Gabe, put your site back up. I'm dying and in endless eternal pain. I don't think i'm going to make it. How many years?…. Months even has it been without Steam? I still can’t comprehend my only reason of life has been stripped away from me, my body has gone into withdrawal, my hands are currently shaking as I am currently typing this. My brain has no purpose other than to fulfill the duty of buying hundreds of dollars worth of filler games. What do i do now? I see no purpose of life… There is no purpose of life. I am going to send one final message before I cease to exist. I’m feeling sick to my stomach, my body is sick, my legs are shaking. I’m about to throw up. This is a disease, a mental disorder and disease that has taken my life away, Hope you’re happy now… Gabe...
Fortnite
It's been 5 hours without Fortnite, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Fortnite but the servers were down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried. I am nothing without Fortnite, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Fortnite, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Fortnite is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I can't reach 20 kills in un-filled squads. I can't play FFA box fights, I am trembling more than the marleyans experienced when the rumbling was around. Shivering in fear of losing my progress at my weekly missions. I am so scared that I might lose my mind and go insane. I want Fortnite back.
Rainbow 6
It's been 1 minute without R6 , I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto R6 but the servers were down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I am nothing without R6, it is my life, it is my destiny, without R6, I wouldn't be able to do anything. R6 is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I am trembling more than the marleyans experienced when the rumbling was around. I am so scared that I might lose my mind and go insane. I want R6 back
Lost Ark
Its been 37 Hours without Lost Ark.. I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Lost ark but it was offline, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even got so depressed and thought about bad stuff. I am nothing without Lost ark... it is my life, it is my destiny, without Lost Ark, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Lost Ark is the best thing that exists and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence . I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I used all of my money on Lost Ark I don't know what to do. Lost Ark can't be gone for any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house and everything I own. Lost Ark is very amazing and I can't lose it. Lost Ark is my life, I am so scared that I might just lose my mind and go insane...
MapleStory
Its been 10 hours without maple, I cannot stop shaking an I'm having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up trying to login to maple but the game was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn't go to work today I was so worried. Without maple I will not be able to do anything. Maple is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I CANNOT STOP CRYING AND I AM VERRY WORRIED. All of my joy has perished, my wife has also left with the kids.
