Do I have any questions? Unless you are a published theoretical physicist and have earned a Master of Science and two PhDs, have an IQ of 187, and went to college at 11, research String Theory at Caltech, switched disciplines from bosonic string theory to heterotic string theory and reconciled the black hole information paradox using a string network condensate approach, worked on the string theory implications of gamma rays from dark matter annihilations and considered a method for optimizing a 500 GeV particle detector to this end, jointly wrote a paper on supersolids to be presented at an Institute of Experimental Physics topical conference on Bose-Einstein condensates, keep a whiteboard in the living room for scientific theories containing virtual particles in quantum mechanics or series of Riemann zeta functions, then no I will not ask you any questions
I am racist I am and always will be a racist, everyone in my family is a racist. We're so racist that we've watched every single Nascar race and we all drive manuals too, that's how racist we are 📷. Some races are superior to others, mainly the F1 races, nothing like a good ol' race war. I love being a racist around everyone I see but not everyone appreciates the power of my Mustang, one time I got kicked out of a restaurant for telling everyone that I'm a racist. I wish more people were as racist as I am. Upvote if you're a true racist.
Oh sorry I forgot I was on reddit, where everyone is a pathetic lonely weeb, gawking over fake internet points. I forgot how this is where the lonely, antisocial, hormonal pieces of shit cluster, bringing each other down with their own sad story. I’m sorry for you guys who have to know a fucking hentai to be considered culture. Enjoy your lives, knowing that the only attention you will get is from direct family.
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I was bored. I have a lot of anger.
Hey man can you delete this please. One of the hardest parts of my job is going around and making sure that these clips do not see the light of day. What is under a streamers clothes is only for her, her boyfriend and me to see. Its disgusting that you are perpetuating what is supposed to be a special moment between a streamer and her mod. And if you don't, well I'm going to have to come down on you. And trust me you don't want to see a mega mod genius like me get angry. I have a vast network of twitch streamers and top chats at my command. I can say the word and your puny presence will be wiped off the face of Twitch.tv and if thats still not enough I will find your alt accounts. You won't be safe from my wrath.
SO yeah buddy, you can be a perv and creep on the delicate flowers of our wonderful platform. But know that if this goes on. You'll be done for. Some other jerks might stand by and watch this abuse but I won't. I am a twitch moderator.
