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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

Just got told i was gay becouse i smell nice???

    Got called gay for smelling nice?
    Bruh? Like sorry i don't smell like a mix of piss sweat and axe body spray Troy. I will gladly shower every night AND morning and use fruit and coconut smelled soap and deodorant. My good hygeine doesn't have anything to do with my professional competitive cock sucking

    Please send bobby for 34000 rupees

      Indian men DMs be like:
      Hi betiful
      
      U thare ?
      
      Send meow pic if ur thare
      
      Vagne pic?
      
      ???????
      
      U R my pussy cat doll...
      
      Please send bobby for 34000 rupees maam.
      
      Bloody slutwhore father fuck SEND NAKDE PIC NOW I ASK MANY TIME?????
      
      Please send it. dying frm cancer,,,1 last wish to see ur bob then I take off life support....so can die in peace...
      
      ok I dead

      This is me. Literally me.

        This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?

        Why a dick as big as the Eiffel tower is not as impressive as you may think

          Eiffel tower dick copypasta
          in Kendrick Lamar's "Backseat Freestyle," Kendrick says the line, “I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower, So I can fuck the world for seventy-two hours". While at first a dick as big as the Eiffel tower may seem to be a dong of immense magnitude, when taking into account the sheer size of earth, the lucky one to be fucked by this dick, we realize that it is not as spectacular as the young MC claims it to be. The Eiffel tower stands at 1063 feet, while the diamater of earth is approximately 41.804 million feet. If Kendrick inserts his Eiffel penis into the earth, his dick would only take up .000025 percent of the earth's vagina. That is pathetic. Kendrick is not fucking the world for 72 hours with his Eiffel tower micropenis. The Earth will get bored after 10 minutes and finish herself with a vibrator the size of Argentina. Be better Kendrick.

          Discord Down

            Discord is down copypasta
            Discord's down. Fear not, kitten. Daddy shall return with nitro in clutch. The six month one, like promised. However, those at Discord headquarters... shall not be treated so mercifully. Anyone who severes my connection with kitten will experience a hell no devil can offer!
            i cant talk to my kitten.....grr....my...demon..arecoming out..iCANT HANDLE THIS..
            10 mins without discord.. i miss my kittens.. i dont know what to do.. i think im dying