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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

call me old fashioned

    call me old fashioned copypasta
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    call me old fashioned but i was raised to serve my wife. i clean the dishes and cook her food. i do whatever she says bc she is my wife and she makes the rules around the house. she owns me. i am her property. if she ever cheats on me it's bc i was lacking.
    call me old fashioned, but i was raised to take care of my husband

make his plate every night, wash his work clothes for him, make sure he’s up for work the next morning, always have a clean house for him to come home to, etc. 

and that’s exactly wife i will be
    call me old fashioned, but i was raised to take care of my husband

chew his food for him and spit it directly into his mouth, wipe his ass for him after he shits, treat him like a big fat ugly oversized baby etc.

that’s exactly the wife i will be

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Anyways, here's what I was gonna say:

      I just have a penis fetish

        Penis fetish copypasta
        I'm not gay, but I want to suck a cock. Cocks look so juicy and tasty when you think about it. Just imagine slurping up and down on a warm throbbing cock as a man stronger and bigger than you pats your head and calls you a good boy. I'm entirely straight. I just have a penis fetish.

        Your autistic? LOL OMG 🥵

          You’re AUTISTIC right😏?
          OMG like, heyaa💋 Sooo um 😅This is super random and funny and stuff but, like… You’re AUTISTIC right😏? Wait wait nooo🤣! Don’t like, have a little freak out or whatever! Goshh you got all red! LOL you’re so like, awkward😅cmoon you can tell meee! We’re besties now! You’ll make me happy! 😘Totes an Aspie rite? Mmm? Cant hear you cutie💖little louder, cmon! Speak up🤭! USE YOUR WORDS RETARD~UGH. YEAH😍!? YAS!😜 Knew it omg! You were totes acting weird, making stupid noises, playing with your hands….Oh and don’t think I didn’t notice the only time you looked up at me was to stare at my big butt lol! 🙄SOOO Not subtle! It’s ok tho umm… 😳I think autistic NEETS like you are pretty hot… Soooo are you like, one of those porn addicts who got brain damage from gooning to hard , ooor… are you a natural Aspie? Like, born with it and stuff😩? 🥵Natural? Oh fuck yeah O.M.G…..! Like, Awesome! Hey umm… you wanna hang out? I got some cool friends you’ll love! They know all about people like you🧩!

          Hey my Sister is Dissatisfied with the size of her breasts

            My sister would like pictures of your breasts to compare
            Hey my Sister is Dissatisfied with the size of her breasts and i know this really weird and stuff (Which i also told her haha), but she would like pictures of your breasts to compare. uh, pretty weird but she really wants to see good-looking breasts. so if you send pictures of your breasts i give my cellphone to my sister and she gives it back to me after looking at it. she would be very happy and thanks in advance.