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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


I am from izmir. I did ancestry dna test and learned i’m 80 percent greek.

    It from a comment back in 2019 of a Turkish having an identity crisis after learning he’s 80% Greek. The comment then became a reoccurring joke within r/polandball poking fun of different nationalities having identity crisis.

    Turkish learning he’s Greek (Original)

    I am from Izmir. I did ancestry dna test and learned i’m 80 percent greek. My whole world has changed. I tried to commit suicide but couldn’t do it. Now i have to live like this. But after that i decide it is a zionist game. I suggest people don’t do dna test it’s lie bcs i’m 100% turkish thnx

    Greek learning he’s Bulgarian

    I am from thesselaniko. I did ancestrt DNA test and learned im 80 percent bulgarian. My whole world has changed. I tried to commit suicide but couldnt do it. Now i have to live like this. But after that i decided it is a muslim game. I suggest people don't do DNA test its lie bcs 100 percent greek thnx.

    Albanian learning he’s Serbian

    am from kosovo. i did ancstrt dna test and lern 80 percent serb. my whole world change. i try to comit suicide but couldant do it. now i have to live like this.but after that i decide is macedonian game. i suggest people no dna test its lie i 100 percents albanian thnx.

    Bulgarian leaning he’s Turkish

    I am from plovdiv. I did ancestry dna test and learned i’m 80 percent turkish. My whole world has changed. I tried to commit suicide but couldn’t do it. Now i have to live like this.but after that i decide it is a zionist game. I suggest people dont do dna test it’s lie bcs i am 100 percent bulgarian thnx.

    American learning he’s European

    I am from MURIKA!!! I did an deeneh test and learned i'm 100 percent European. What is this crap? It's totally a deep state plot. Don't do these dumb tests cause im 100 percent MURIKAN!!! God bless the USA! USA! USA!

    South Indian learning he’s Aryan

    Nyan am from South India!!! I did an D.EN.EH test and learned i'm 100% percent Aryan. What is this kakka? It's totally a BIMARU plot. Don't do these dumb tests cause im 100 percent Dravidian! May the Devas bless the South!

    I am not crazy! I know he used save-scumming.

      Create by u/Nocebola, its the Chicanery copypasta from Breaking Bad but changed to gaming lingo.

      I am not crazy! I know he used save-scumming. I knew it was Level 12-1-6 one after the Fortress Gauntlet. As if I could ever mistake that. Never. Never! I just… I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, had that teenager on Reddit lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery?  He’s done worse. That Battle for Bikini Bottom any% speedrun world record! Are you telling me that sub pixel just happens to clip like that!? Without using TAS? No! He orchestrated it! He used frame-perfect macros! And I defended him! I pointed everyone to his Twitch! What was I thinking? He’ll never stop. He’ll never stop! Ever since he was ten, always the same, couldn’t resist game genie. But not our Jimmy! Couldn’t be precious Jimmy! Stealing the tier 3 subs blind And HE gets to claim he’s a “true gamer”? What a sick joke! I should’ve exposed him when I had the chance! …And you, you’ve got to stop him! You-

      I own a fleet carrier for system defense. (Elite: Dangerous)

        Created by u/Yourvisacardinfo, its the ‘Own a musket for home defense‘ copypasta but changed to fleet carriers from the game Elite Dangerous.

        I own a fleet carrier for system defense because that's what the Sirius corporation intended. Four pirates drop out of supercruise. “What the Jaques Station?” I grab my fleet of system authority vessels and capital hardpoints, shoot beams that turn the first man into Thargoid cheese. He's dead on the spot. System authorities try to ram the second pilot but miss entirely because they're all Harmless and they hit a docking Type 9 instead. The AFK Cutter who was docked launches and targets the 2nd guy with missiles. “Tally ho lads!” he says. The missiles break the 3rd scallywag's canopy and send him running. The fleet of system authority Eagles charge the last terrified rapscallion, shoot pulse lasers at him and leave his thrusters at 0% because that's what the Sirius corporation intended!