Skip to content

Replies

Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

“We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.”

    Started by a tweet by @JeremyTate41 in July 2023, the tweet has been used ironically as a copypasta to mock all kind of stuff.

    My father-in-law is a builder. It is difficult to get his attention in a magnificent space because he is lost in wonder. We were in a cathedral together years ago and I asked him what it would cost to build it today. I will never forget his answer…

“We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.”

    In August 2025, @Grrted tweeted the same copypasta but changed it to Modern Warfare 2 and it blew up within the gaming community. 

    My father is a game dev. He is insanely gifted. We were playing MW2 (2009) together years ago and I asked him what it would cost to develop it today. 

I will never forget his answer…  “We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.”

    Game optimization

    My father-in-law is a dev. He is insanely gifted. We were in a game jam together years ago and I asked him what it would cost to optimize games today. I will never forget his answer…

“We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.”

    This message has been automatically identified and marked as fraudulent by the ABIFIA

      This is an anti-scammer copypasta sent to scammers with an intention to scare them.

      ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️

This message has been automatically identified and marked as fraudulent by the ABIFIA (American Bureau to Investigate Fraudulent Internet Activity) App. This particular account has been flagged and will be observed for further evidence of fraudulent activity. Any subsequent accounts created from this account IP address, i.e., the user will be tracked and scanned for further evidence of this crime. It is highly recommended that this user halt all fraudulent activity as all evidence will and shall be used against you in either a domestic court or international court of crime. U.S. Code 5674-7749, U.S. Code 5774-9926.

      I hate Constructs

        By u/Terkmc, its the ‘I hate Saurus‘ copypasta from Total War but changed to Constructs from Menace.

        I hate Constructs Soldiers. I hate them. I hate their biomechanical faces. I hate their cybernetics. I hate their fleshy bits. I hate when the cybernetic are next to the fleshy bits and I hate when the fleshy bits are next to the cybernetic. I hate that the AI pulls 20 squads of them out of his robotic asshole and then all sit on the last capture point like a swarm of ants on my unattended can of soda.

I hate the Construct difficulty meter. I hate it because it lies to me. It says thisi is a 2 skull medium difficulty mission. This is patently false, because I have 24 guys in cardboard with a battlerifle. I do not have twenty units of eight foot tall Construct Soldiers constructed out of pectoral muscles and galvanised coffin nails.

I hate their regeneration. I hate that flanking them simply prompts one of them to pull out a nightcap so he can take a nap mid fire fight. I hate that their reaction to a devastating flanking attack is to become sleepy. I have looked a Construct in his horrifying cyborg face as an encirclement that would shatter any other "infantry" closed in.

He went from :I to :I, shrugged off another two turns of shooting, and then regenerated.

I have resolved to shoot every Construct dead. Every Construct. All of the Shambler and the Skirmisher too. I hate them. I no longer see battlefields because they're covered by a thick blanket of Anti Tank rockets and Twin Autocannon shells. I hate that it barely stops them.

I hate that Construct Soldier is friends with the Guncrawler next title, who also instantly wipe out my squad once I've shot the Construct Soldier unconscious for the tenth time. He also has a fuck ton of armor only these ones are on treads. Somehow this is worse.

I hate that they are an end-game invasion faction. I hate that they will be in every system and every mission by the time I reach them. I hate that while I was writing this the Construct Soldier looked at Rewa with a mean look, deals 1 (one) damage to the armor and instantly mindbreak her like this is a japanese cartoon.

I hate Construct.

        40MOC copies WH40K

          Its a satirical Forty Millenniums of Cultivation (40MOC) copypasta pointing out that it copies a lot from Warhammer 40K. It started as a comment on Reddit by u/TheBatIsI making fun of 40MOC.

          Here's the true TOTALLY ORIGINAL AND NOT PLAGIARIZED backstory. Any resemblances to a certain British Property is certainly coincidence.

10,000 years ago, a powerful man appeared to lead humanity. He was called the Emperor of Man Supreme Emperor. He created 20 Primarchs Soul Clones to conquer the galaxy and establish the Imperium of Man Star Ocean Imperium. These Primarchs Soul Clones each led a Legion Guild of Provenance comprised of the mighty Space Marines Cultivators who used boltguns boltguns and chainswords chainswords to conquer the galaxy. The greatest Primarch Soul Clone was named Horus Blood God, and he led the charge to space called the Great Crusade Hundred-Million-Light-Year Expedition. Unfortunately for the Imperium, the forces of Chaos Beyonder Demons corrupted Horus Blood God now renamed Mad Armageddon and corrupted half the Legions Guilds and they were dubbed the Traitor Legions Demon Gates. This became known as the Horus Heresy Armageddon Rebellion. The Traitor Legions Demon Gates made their way to the capital world of Terra Empyrean Terminus where the Emperor of Man Supreme Emperor and Horus Mad Armageddon began to fight. With the blessings of the Chaos Gods Hundred Million Demon Monarch of the Nine Heavens and Ten Hells, Horus Mad Armageddon was filled with the powers of the Warp Tenebrum and Empyrean Fiend Energy. Horus Mad Armageddon was defeated and the Traitor Legions Demon Gates retreated to the Eye of Terror Demonic Realm. The Emperor of Man Supreme Emperor took a critical injury and sank to a state between life and death on a Smaller Thousand World Golden Throne he had created. The Imperium of Man Star Ocean Imperium‘s remnant forces still fought. The remaining Legions Guilds of Provenance split into various Chapters smaller Guilds to protect humanity.