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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


Always remember that everything a niji says is about suspension.

    Nijisanji suspension copypasta
    Always remember that everything a niji says is about suspension. If they are going on vacation, it's a suspension. If she's taking a break, she got suspended. If she seems happy, it means she managed to avoid the stealth suspension this week. If she is sad, it means she's going to get suspended next week. If a Niji is going to the toilet, she's actually going to suck off her manager to avoid getting suspended. If she went on a date with another Niji, they actually got suspended together. If she fails on a puzzle in a game, it's because she got distracted by a message from her manager that she's suspended. Table smash? Not a fist but it's her hitting the table, because she got suspended. Did she oversleep a stream? Micro suspension. If she starts a guerilla stream it's because she's currently suspended, but is rebelling against management.The only possible reason for a niji to take a break is because she's suspended. Whenever a niji talks about her family, she's actually developing a cover story about her suspension. That health break she took for surgery? Suspended. Not only that, but everything is actually a keyword for suspension
>Thanks for the aka supa = thank you for staving off suspension for the day
>Im tired this week = I'm going to get suspended this week
>Im planning a collab = They are planning on suspending me
>Oh sorry, that was just my family in the background = Oh Manager-san is behind me looking like he's considering suspension
>Thank you for all the support everyone = thanks management they didn't suspend me today
It all revolves around suspension. All nijis , every single one, worry about suspension every day, every hour, every moment. Every single narrative, every single noise she lets out is because of fear of suspension. All nijis read these threads and they're here right now. All while having being suspended. They keep having technical difficulties because they keep getting suspended, it fries electronics in their room. Every yab moment is because they can't take their minds off the fear of being suspended long enough to think straight

    E = mc^2 + AI

      From a tweet that shows the circlejerking on LinkedIn that hypes up whatever is trending. Presumably the initial comment is from a bot or ChatGPT. 

      After countless sleepless nights I can finally say I have perfected an equation that has the potential to significantly impact the future:

E = mc^2 + AI

This equation combines Einstein’s famous equation E=mc^2, which relates energy (E) to mass (m) and the speed of light (c), with the addition of AI (Artificial Intelligence). By including AI in the equation, it symbolizes the increasing role of artificial intelligence in shaping and transforming our future. My equation highlights the potential for AI to unlock new forms of energy, enhance scientific discoveries, and revolutionize various fields such as healthcare, transportation, and technology.
      I can suggest an equation that has the potential to impact the future:

E = mc2 + AI

this equation combines Einstein's famous equation E=mc2, which relates energy (E) to mass (m) and the speed of light (c), with the addition of AI(Artificial Intelligence). By including AI in the equation, it symbolizes the increasing role of artificial intelligence in shaping and transforming our future. This equation highlights the potential for AI to unlock new forms of energy, enhance scientific discoveries, and revolutionize various fields such as healthcare, transportation, and technology.

      NFT version

      I’ve got a better one:

E = mc2 + NFTs

Its a useless equation, but by including NFTs we can scam dumb crypto bros to make money.

      Hollow knight is amazing game, yet people ruins it, because you can’t talk about it anywhere

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        byu/Gorflop- inSilksong
        You are lecturing me of how I act and mention that you agree with my point, but then somehow mod team does nothing about that community at all. Of course I'm infuriated with that kind of people. And calling them idiots is the biggest euphemism I ever use, because these people have mental issues and they should be called more than just that. They are toxic and ruins everything for everyone. Hollow Knight is amazing game, yet people ruins it, because you can't talk about it anywhere, because people will always go for stupid shit like "Team Cherry bad" or how they will boycott it, bla bla bla. Mod team does nothing to prevent that at all and you are surprised I am mad? And that whole drama with that shitposter shouldn't even take place. He should be silenced long time ago. By mods of this sub. And every other posts doing the same should be banned now as well. Mods here doesn't do anything to make the sub wholesome. All posts are about how Team Cherry is bad. This is the community you are proud of? Because I am not. I am extremely annoyed by that. This is one of the worst communities ever existing anywhere in the world. I've seen many toxic communities and Hollow Knight is one of the worst. So don't give me the "calm manner". I would be calm if people weren't extremely toxic here. 
        Hollow knight is amazing game, yet people ruins it, because you can’t talk about it anywhere, because people will always go for stupid shit like “team cherry bad” or how they will boycott it, bla bla bla

        We are now under total Republican rule. Textbook fascism.

          We are now under total Republican rule. Textbook fascism. Fuck you, white America. Fuck you, you racist, misogynist pieces of shit. G'night.

          Town of Salem throwing rant

            Throwing in Town of Salem rant
            Just... Hear me out for a moment because I'm considering throwing not only this game but my PC outta window as well, not to mention my own self. If I'm to believe my own eyes, 2 must be the most smooth brained, clueless piece of garbage ever known to mankind. JUST WHYYY...!!. WHY THE FUCK WOULD A MAYOR CLAIM THEIR ROLE DAY 1, BE CONFRONTED AND YET REFUSE TO REVEAL, TO THE POINT OF LETTING BEING PASSIVELY KILLED DESPITE ALL WARNING AND END UP THROWING AWAY 3 TOWN VOTES N2???? This is not just fucking throwing, this is a brainrot sorry byproduct of a humanoid "player" barely managing to breathe, let alone maintaining a single rational thought. Oh gyatt I swear if this player was traceable I would make arrangements to find them and lynch them IRL... Because HOLY SHIT. It's offensive to animals' intelligence how you can be so fucking cluelessly retarded. Speaking of which, autists worldwide must be perplexed and must have lost all faith in humanity if they could hear about what just happened. His defense was, beyond all reasoning, the most moronic, demagogic, unhinged macaquery I have ever heard about in my entire life span, let alone in ToS. Do us a favor, uninstall the game and have someone hang you since I'm pretty sure you can't do it yourself, not because you're unwilling to, but because you just can't.