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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


Sister I’ve noticed that your reddit avatar is not wearing a hijab.

    based and halalpilled.
    Sister. I've noticed that your reddit avatar is not wearing a hijab. When you wear a hijab, you are obeying the commands of Allah, and you can expect great rewards in return. It is Allah's protection of your natural beauty. You are too precious to be "on display" for each man to see. It is Allah's preservation of your chastity. Allah purifies your heart and mind through the hijab. Allah raises your dignity through the hijab. When a strange man looks at you, he respects you because he sees that you respect yourself. And this applies to your reddit avatar as well.
    Sister. 🤧👱 I've 🙅 noticed 🙀 that 💬 your 🐦 reddit 👽 avatar is not 🚫❌ wearing 👙👙 a hijab. 🧕 When 🍆⏰ you 👈 wear 👙 a hijab, 🧕 you 😀 are obeying the commandments of Allah, and you 🚫🙏 can expect 📝 great ❤️ rewards in 🎁🔙👏 return. 🔙 It is allah's protection of your 🤗🍑 natural 👉 beauty. 👄 You 👉🏻 are too 😎 precious 💰💰 to be 🐝🏻 "on 🔛🔼 display" for.every man 🕴 to see. 🙈 It is allah's preservation of your 💃 chastity. Allah purifies your 😏 heart 💕 and mind 🤯 through 🧑‍⚖️ the hijab. 🧕 Allah raises the dignity 🙍 through 🧑‍⚖️ the hijab. 🧕 When ⏰ a strange man 🦸🏾‍♂️ looks 💉💯 at you, 🤟😀🤟😀🤟😀 he 📷 respects you 👆 because 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣1️⃣ he 👨 sees 👀 that 🏻 you 👈🏽 respect 🤬♀️ yourself. 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️ And this applies to your 🙅🏿 reddit 👃👽 avatar as well. 👀

    im not homophobic, just extremely racist

      Hi i got suspended from reddit for the "what are you fucking gay" comment and just wanted to say that it was a joke and i thought that it could obviously be seen as one but i guess it wasnt. So yeah im not homophobic, just extremely racist, sorry if i made you feel bad, all my homies are allies of the lgbtq community. idek if you reported it maybe you got the joke but better safe than sorry and all that

      Hey senpai… uwu

        Hey senpai... uwu

throws 3 consecutive punches to your ribcage

Ooh, you like that huh? Pervert! :3

delivers several kicks to your jaw

Oops!

throws you to the ground

OwO senpai!

sits on your face

Pervert!

rips a fat fucking fart

Ooh, that was a bad boy!

another

UwU you sick pervert!

stands up

Am I teasing you? UwU

picks up an unsharpened knife

owoo! :3

uses the knife to scrath your stomach with pure, feral force

Oops! Spilled some blood there didn't you? OwO

dumps 2 galons of bleach on you

uwuuuuu :3

brazillian jiu-jitsu sequence

Pervert!

breaks your forearm

oops!

queefs

:3

        10 minute ban

          I am coming back from my 10 minute ban, and I want to say that I think it was bullshit. Yes, I wrote a funny paragraph that turned into copypasta, which happened to bring a laugh or a smile to a few people. If you mods wanted that to stop, you could have just said so, there is so much copypasta going on in this chat that I could have never thought that deserved a 10 minute ban. Reggie is probably a mod in here and he is the one that banned me. Anyway, I'm glad to be back
          I am coming back from my 10 minute ban, and I want to say that I think it was bullshit. Yes, I wrote a funny paragraph that turned into copypasta, which happened to bring a laugh or smile to a few people. If you mods wanted that to stop, you could have just said so. Theres probably some Ego driven MOD in here and he is the one that banned me.

          Dear women who post nudes on reddit.

            This one is for the coomers
            Stop with the fucking " I bet you'll never guess what's under my dress.."

It's tits. It's always fucking tits.

This is no mystery to anyone, and human anatomy has been the same for over 100k years. Seriously, shut the fuck up. You all do this. Do you really think your tits and asshole are so special that they're going to shift our collective consciousness or something?

"I bet the guys at the gym wonder what's under my yoga pants."

I bet they already know, and if they fucking don't, maybe you shouldn't be at a kid gym for 4 year olds.

            The breakup

              it's time to end it, no kappa.
              babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.