Wasp stings don’t usually kill you. However, the only reason a wasp doesn’t kill you is because it can’t. If it could, it would.
“They’re just territorial!” So am I. Turns out, I am the more dangerous territorial animal, which makes this my territory. It can either leave, or die.
“They’re incredibly important and useful!” So is a neurosurgeon. If one walked into my backyard and started poking me with a needle angrily, I’d rock their shit, too.
“They’re just little animals living their life.” Me too, homie. And part of the human life experience is running the fades of anything that attacks us.
“The chemicals on your skin confuse it!” See the earlier neurosurgeon example. I don’t care if I’m wearing Eau De Fightclub #7, you attack me, it’s on.
I offer the same rule to all animals, big or small: You wanna hang out near me, cool. You enter my home or attack me, you die. I don’t care if you’re a person, a spider, or two flies in a coat.
Please consider pronouns before going to war
Remember that, in the fog of war, people will likely refer to you by the gender assigned to you at birth.
So make sure you wear a badge with your preferred pronouns so that you don't suffer unnecessary verbal violence and bigotry in the field.
The last thing you want to hear is someone mis-gendering you as you bleed out after a fire fight.
Expect to encounter a lot of heteronormative language - typical of the chauvinist environment in which you will find yourself.
Shouts like "watch out, lads", "listen in, boys" and other micro-aggressions will wear you down as the white male dominated armed forces attempt to erase your lived experience.
If you can, be the change you want to see. You can do this by shouting "Zhere coming from the south!", or "two possible BIPOC folx taking cover at your 6!".
People will respect your efforts to be inclusive in the theatre of war.
Ultimately, silence is violence, and you'll be wanting as little additional violence as possible.
In order to be born you needed: 2 parents, 4 grandparents 8 great-grandparents 16 second great-grandparents 32 third great-grandparents 64 fourth great-grandparents 128 fifth great-grandparents 256 sixth great-grandparents 512 seventh great-grandparents 1024 eighth great-grandparents 2048 ninth great-grandparents For you to be born today from 12 previous generations you needed a total of 4094 ancestors over the last 400 years. Think for a moment - how many struggles? How many battles? How many difficulties? How much sadness? How much happiness? How many love stories? How many expressions of hope for the future? - did you ancestors have to undergo for you to exist in this present moment, and you want to be a femboy slut.
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Existe quem seja virgem, exista quem seja assexual e até aqueles que não curtam sexo, mas você, meu amigo... ah, você... você é o INTRANSÁVEL. Você exala o anti-sexo, sua aura repele o feminino, provavelmente há um campo de força à sua volta que impede mulheres de tocarem em você
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There are those who are virgins, there are those who are asexual and even those who do not enjoy sex, but you, my friend... ah, you... you are the UNTRANSVABLE. You exude anti-sex, your aura repels the feminine, there is probably a force field around you that prevents women from touching you
A parte mais engraçado pra mim é que ele não faz isso porque está "desaparecendo da mídia". Ele simplesmente é burro mesmo. Ele é o tipo de burro que a gente raramente encontra por aí, pelo menos não mais. O Monark é uma relíquia de tempos mais simples, um burro bem burro, sem nenhum objetivo na vida além de ser burro. Tentam colocá-lo em alguma caixinha, "Ah é fascista!", "Ah é bolsonarista!", "Ah é centrista!", mas a verdade é que ele não tem ideologia além da burrice. Ele só é burro.
Eu admito, é difícil de entender isso. É um mistério como alguém pode ser assim. Mas ele não tem objetivos, ele não tem planos mirabolantes, ele só é burro. Ninguém consegue torná-lo ferramenta política, ele é burro demais para seguir ordens; ninguém consegue fazer dinheiro em cima dele, ele é burro demais para ficar quieto. Ele é uma criança de 12 anos presa no corpo de um homem de 34. É burro. Burríssimo.
Ao invés de prendê-lo, deveríamos colocá-lo em um programa tipo The Truman Show. O potencial de entretenimento é infinito. Fala-se muito das riquezas naturais do país, de nosso petróleo, da Amazônia, mas e nossos burros? E o Monark? Ele não precisa de muito para ser feliz. Só enfia maconha no cara. Ele é burro. Burro demais da conta. Venderíamos o programa para o mundo inteiro, e o Brasil logo logo se tornaria Dinamarca. À base de nosso maior burro. Ele simplesmente é burro mesmo. Não existe nada além disso. Burro.
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The funniest part for me is that he doesn't do it because he's "disappearing from the media". He's just really stupid. He's the kind of donkey you rarely find around, at least not anymore. The Monark is a relic of simpler times, a very dumb donkey with no purpose in life other than being dumb. They try to put him in some little box, "Ah he's a fascist!", "Ah he's a bolsonarista!", "Ah he's centrist!", but the truth is that he has no ideology other than stupidity. He's just dumb.
I admit, this is hard to understand. It's a mystery how anyone can be like that. But he has no goals, he has no fancy plans, he's just dumb. Nobody can make him a political tool, he is too stupid to follow orders; nobody can make money off of him, he's too dumb to keep quiet. He's a 12 year old trapped in the body of a 34 year old man. He's dumb. Stupid.
Instead of arresting him, we should put him on a show like The Truman Show. The entertainment potential is infinite. There is a lot of talk about the country's natural wealth, our oil, the Amazon, but what about our donkeys? And the Monarch? He doesn't need much to be happy. Just put weed in the guy. He's dumb. Too dumb to count. We would sell the program to the whole world, and Brazil would soon become Denmark. On the basis of our biggest donkey. He's just really stupid. There is nothing beyond that. Dumb.
