tipo assim vc não responde é porque vc tem namorado é? rs eu não quero te paquerar não moça eu sou casado só que eu não ponho esses assuntos pessoais em internet sou casado ja faz 10 anos e até te entendo vc ainda é menininha deve ser seu primeiro namoradinho voces começaram a viver agora num sabe de nada da vida ainda não e é até compreensível essa sua atitude aí nem sei pra que te ofereci black metal vc ainda não esta preparada pra tanta informação o black metal não é modismo é um louvor a lúcifer e conhecimentos ocultos não é qualquer um que seja digno de escutar não porque poser em internet é o que mais tem então eu vou te bloquear aqui porque eu ja sou homem ja nem deveria ficar fazendo amizades com crianças é que pensei que vc tivesse uma mente mais esclarecida mas como eu disse é compreensível essa sua atitude vc deve ter uns 11 aninhos só e aí fica meio cismada mesmo mas eu nem ia te perguntar nada porque sei que vc não daria conta de me responder rs ai ai vou te contar viu é muito engraçado essa gentinha de hj nem compensa estressar é um bando de comédias mesmo,falou então prometo que não me verá mais,vai fazer suas tarefinhas de escola viu e obedece direitinho a sua mamãe e o seu papai.
"ok", I see. So you built up the energy to reply nothing other than "ok". Out of all the things you could've replied, you just went "ok". Wow. Fuck you dipshit. This is not "ok". Don't think this is even funny. Even a feminist comedian is funnier than this shit. I sat and typed a proper message, I put time and thought into it and you jizz all over it by posting the two letter message "ok". You did not take one bit of my message into consideration, you just replied that without the intention of contributing to the conversation. I can't believe that you're this stupid. I do NOT waste my time when I write messages. YOU did, you took 5 seconds out of your life just to say "ok" and piss me off. You fucking piece of shit. I hope you die alone in pain. You're an absolute disgrace to humanity and you know it. I'm amazed you even have friends. They must be assholes who spend all their time replying "ok" to proper messages too. Now find something else to do with your life. You're fucking dead, "ok"iddo.
Holy shit, that is the single hottest damn Loona animation, FUUUUUUCK!!! The POV of her riding him alone was too hot to bear! Also her VA was so damn sexy, it did nothing to cool things down!
Again, FUUUUUUUK!!!
A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~
EMPLOYEES! PLEASE STOP USING "anal" AS VARIABLE NAMES!
Dear employees of Microsoft,
It has come to my attention that the word "anal" is used excessively as a shorthand for variables such as "analyze" or "analysis." Although I respect you guys for coming up with short and easy-to-remember variable names, I very much oppose having bad words in our codebase since it displeases our investors. This is just a short message to inform everyone that this is very unacceptable and all instances of "anal" must be changed to something appropriate throughout the entire codebase or serious trouble will soon arrive. I am not going to tolerate seeing any more bad words in all of our scripts unless special permission is given, so figure it out.
Sincerely,
Jeff bezos
So I’m thinking the girl is hungry and orders cheese pizza. And then the pizza man comes and tells her it costs 9.99 but then she says “i don’t have enoughis there any other way to pay” and then the guy says “yes there is ;) WITH YOUR SOUL” and then the pizza man pulls out a light saber and tries to kill her but then she grabs her light saber but then the pizza person cuts her clothes off!! And the battle with light sabers until she cuts his dick off and he falls groaning in pain and then she says “any last words” and then he says “I should be the one saying that” before he force grabs a dildo and stuffs it up her ass then she drops her light saber in pain and then he stabs her saying “I always win” before she drops dead”
And that’s my idea :)
