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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


Telling a gamer to “touch grass” is not an insult, rather it is advice

    Time to thank every mf who ever told me to touch grass
    "touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers, rather it is advice for them. When participating in intense periods of gaming, the human hand has a tendency to get sweaty. The sweat causes the hand to become slick, and it b becomes more difficult to retain a grip on the gamers gaming mouse, thus making it more difficult to perform well in intense gaming moments. By touching grass with the gamers hand, the grass will impart a layer of particulate onto the gamers hand, the particulate can be made of a variety of dusts, dirts and other natural matter. This particulate will then act in a similar form to climbers chalk, absorbing the sweat and drying out the gamers hand. With dry hands, the gamer can now perform to their maximum when gaming. This is why when an enemy or teammate tells you to touch grass, they are simply trying to assist you in performing better.

    “Ratio” shut up.

      On the social media platform Twitter, a ratio, or getting ratioed, is when replies to a tweet vastly outnumber likes or retweets.
      “Ratio” shut up. Shut the fuck up. Nobody cares! You’re gonna get the negative side of this ratio that you so care about. Shut the fuck up. I thought Reddit was bad enough but now it’s borrowing from Twitter. Nobody gives a shit about the like ratio, nobody gives a shit about your retarded comment. Take my advice and shut the fuck up!

      Go ahead, call the cops, unfortunately they can’t unpiss your bed

        What are you gonna do? Tell your mommy?
        Go ahead, call the cops, they can't unpiss your bed. I had so much fun obliterating your bed with pee. It was like a pee tsunami, and was so great I also came a little.
        
        And while you're weeping over your urine soaked fabric, I am already getting ready to pee in someone else's bed.
        
        What are you gonna do? Tell your mommy? Do you really think that she'll believe someone else pissed in your bed. Good luck then. Do you think you can find me? Think again champ. Thanks to my black fedora, black minecraft shirt and black My Little Pony pants I walk in the shadows. Think you can catch me? Don't think so. Thanks to my roller skate shoes I am faster than wind.
        
        But don't be sad that I'm leaving, hold on to that wet, yellow bedsheet, smell my glorious essence, and I have to say I had a good time. Relieving my tummy of all that pee.
        
        So long, bussy cucker.

        “lmao” should be banned. “lol” is better.

          This post has inspired me to call myself the consumer of humour
          An Unpopular Opinion: "lmao" is used too much on the internet.
          
          First, I'd like to start with an analysis, if you will.
          
          L - Laughing - describing a sense of funniness
          
          M My - referring to the self as the consumer of the humour
          
          A Arse - referring to a part of the human anatomy to form a slightly offensive reference reinforcing the laugh reaction
          
          O Off - ^^^
          
          "lmao" is commonly used on the internet and especially forums or chat services to express enjoyment of a joke. In some ways, it is parallel of "lol", meaning "laughing out loud". This is one of the most seen acronyms used across the internet. "lmao" is spelled with an L at the front, which in lowercase appears like a capital I. Therefore, newcomers to the internet may try to pronounce it as "eye-may-oh", where in fact the general consensus is "ell-em-ay-oh" (to pronounce as an acronym) or "yl-may-oh" (to pronounce phonetically).
          
          The fundamental concept that the pronouncing is not clear cut obviously shows that "lol" is the superior (and far more commonly used historically, as "lol" has been searched for consistently since 2004 while "lmao" only became mainstream around 2015, at a significantly lesser volume to "lol") acronym. "lol" is simple, clear-cut and phonetically easy to pronounce. In fact, if I was to write the pronunciation into text, it would be the same thing as the acronym essentially.
          
          Second, the use of "arse". This may not offend a lot of people, but the inclusion of a word that may be rude or inappropriate to say for children in an acronym that may be used in places in the internet where children are. In "lol", no potentially rude words are included and the term is harmless. According to Ofcom, the British broadcasting regulator, "arse" is just as rude as "bloody" or "goddamn" and is considered mild.
          
          In conclusion, "lmao"'s use as a drop-in for "lol" is unacceptable. It should be only used to reflect and react to extremely funny jokes or messages, and should not replace "lol". "lol" is clearly easier to pronounce, more acceptable to children, and and is generally an easier to look at acronym.

          Just unsubbed from r/FemBoys

            A femboy is a slang term used to describe a young, cisgender male who displays feminine characteristics.
            Receny revisited r/FemBoys and i was blown away by how little the sub has gone down. It must be either unmoderated or the mods dont care, becuase contrary to the name of the subreddit it has almost no actual cisgender men. 70% of the content there is transgender women. There is a seperate porn subbreddit for transgender women. When i go to a subreddit for fememine men, I expect feminene men, not women. In fact I find it ridiculous that this is allowed under reddit rules, as the implication that trans women are simply femenine men feels really transphobic.

            FreeSpeech is not a sub for all free speech

              Whiplash from that ending
              FreeSpeech is not a sub for all free speech, ironically. It's a sub with rules that exists to discuss the concept of free speech. Rules, of course, being essential to any space that is restrictive in nature. In real life for instance, very few people decide to scream "penis" in a movie theatre. The reason is rules. Rules, of course, are socially maintained in regards to appropriate speech, recognizing that the right to say something does not signify the propriety of that speech. Online, these socially maintained rules are dissolved under the pretext of online anonymity, creating an environment where the destruction of online taboos is easy and common. To prevent, then, the online space from deteriorating into anarchy, strict rules are necessary.
              
              With all of this being said, please unban me from FreeSpeech, I promise I will never post Sandy Cheeks Cock Vore Rule 34 again.