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Your semen is your life force energy, when you release it without a purpose, you are throwing away a bit of your personality, masculinity, Charm, Physical strength. Can you guess what happens when you do this on a daily basis? Yep, you're right, you become weak, feminine, docile, socially awkward, feeble the list goes on....... Men today are conditioned to believe that ejaculation is healthy, when In reality, regular ejaculation makes you easier to control. Look across the world right now, what's happening? The rise of tyrannical governments, men who are sheep sitting back and doing absolutely fuck all about it. In fact, encouraging it. This would not be happening if men grew a fucking pair of balls and stopped touching themselves. You see, when you masturbate regularly to porn, you are training your brain to be a spectator. Your brain believes it has no place in this world, no drive, no purpose. Your brain wants to watch others lead. You have no masculine drive. With no masculine drive, you are easily led. When you practice Semen Retention, you return to your natural state as a man. A leader, a fighter, a man who can't be manipulated, a man who can think for himself, a man on his purpose. This is what governments fear. A man who retains his semen is a man the elites can't control. Now can you see why there is no "science" on semen retention, they don't want you discovering it.
STEP 1: suck it while soft, when itās soft you can take the entire penis in your mouth without the need to relax your throat, use your hand to massage and stroke, while you take the head with your mouth be gentle and go slow you can increase pressure and speed as it grows
STEP 2: use your hands and wrap one hand around the base of the penis so that you can stroke in time with the up and down motion of your mouth; u can use all five fingers while letting ur index and thumb (like the šš¼) to control the pressure and stroke
STEP 3: roll your tongue, a good blowjob is more than sucking. your tongue should be rolling, twirling, and swirling the entire time! the non-stop, constant motion of ur tongue combined with the movement of your hands will create a symphony of sensation
STEP 4: hollow your cheeks, like ur slurping a lollipop, sucking the air out of your mouth in this way will create suction which will provide more sensation. let ur partnerās response control the amount of suction; u donāt wanna suck too hard
STEP 5: cover your teeth with your lips. relax your jaw and breathe thru your nose. this will give a buffer between your teeth and your partnerās goods! so unless told otherwise, keep your teeth to yourself
STEP 6: penis and testicles are a package deal, so donāt forget the balls! most penis havers love having their balls played with; lick them. gently suck them. cup them in your hands while you service the shaft; most importantly, donāt forget to just have fun and enjoy<3
Trump lost
Hitler lost
The Nazis lost
Fascist Italy lost
Imperial Japan lost
/pol/ lost
/qa/ lost
The Tsarists lost
The Confederacy lost
Q was wrong
The capitol riots failed
Ashli Babbitt died like a bitch
Trump was not reinstated
Trump will be imprisoned for being a traitor
There will never be another Republican president ever again
Proud boys are being tortured in prison
Derek Chauvin was found guilty on all charges
Gavin Newsom was not recalled
Vaccines and masks work
The Right lost the culture war
Black Lives Matter
Trans movement has been a total success
Being transgender is more socially acceptable than you
You are being bred out
You are being phased out
You are being replaced
Your kind is on the way to extinction
The rate of suicide in the US is highest in middle-aged white men
You will forever be an example of what not to do to have a functional society
You will never have sex
You will die alone
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What the actual *FUCK* is this thread? There used to be facilities built just to remove and house patients like this away from society, and even then most of those patients didnāt exhibit this kind of deluded and anti social behavior. Who or what the fuck even raised you people? This fucking website isnāt your mental daycare. You either have too much time on your hands in which case you need to meet and make friends, or youāre genuinely sick and need to meet and make friends with doctors. Itās frightening to even think you people are out there. Fuck off
Candice? Oh I know Candice. We first met on the island of Sugandhi. You know, just off the island Garglononn. She works at the Wendys just off the highway E 10. She enjoys Fitness, as well as Tapes and CD's. Specifically those of the band Imagine Dragons. She is in rehab right now, came down with an awful case of Ligma from smoking too much Mind Goblin. But none of that is important. What is important, is that she is finally getting Updog.
Candice? Oh I know Candice. She's originally from Kenya, but currently lives on the island of Sugaundesse, right on the coast of Garlglinon. She works at the local Wendy's, enjoys fitness as well tapes and CDs, specifically those by the band imagine dragons. Unfortunately she's in the hospital right now due to getting a nasty case of ligma from smoking too much mind goblin after her friend Joe pressured her. But none of that's important. What's really important is that she's finally... Getting... Updog
