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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

Eu amo pagar imposto

    Eu sou o maior pagador de impostos do mundo. Eu amo pagar imposto. Eu amo ser taxado. Eu vou bater o recorde mundial em pagar imposto. 2500 impostos diferentes para eu pagar. 2500 produtos taxados. Eu pago imposto para os cara. Eu sou um pagador de imposto. Homens eu estou pedindo a vocês, venham taxar meus produtos.

    English version

    I am the biggest tax payer in the world. I love paying tax. I love being taxed. I'm going to break the world record for paying tax. 2500 different taxes for me to pay. 2500 taxed products. I pay taxes to the guys. I am a tax payer. Men I am asking you to come and tax my products.

    Minecraft is easy

      punch a tree make a wooden pickaxe mine stone make stone tools and a furnace mine some iron from surface caves make iron tools, armor, a bucket, and a shield build a house mine for diamonds make full diamond armor, a pickaxe, a sword, and an enchantment table find a village build a villager breeder build a trading hall build an iron farm enchant all gear explore the nether find a nether fortress kill blazes find a warped forest kill endermen find the stronghold kill the ender dragon explore the end find loot and elytra make a creeper farm for gunpowder mine for netherite kill wither skeletons fight the wither find a woodland mansion defeat the mansion and get totems of undying conquer an ocean monument build an epic base die to a baby zombie and rage quit for 2 years

      This MF paid for Twitter

        “This MF paid for Twitter”
No, I didn’t pay for Twitter.
I paid for free speech.
I paid for 1776 to commence again.
I paid for the Founding Fathers’ vision.
I paid to tell Silicon Valley to go screw itself.
I paid to show support for a man who put himself in the line of fire for the First Amendment.
I paid because we support our own.
I paid because if George Washington was alive today, he’d be paying too.
So next time you say I paid for Twitter, just realize how IGNANT (or ignorant, depending on your preference) you sound!

        I had sex (with a woman)

          today I had very hot sex(not gay)(with a woman) and it was pretty fun I fucked her pussy(because she is a woman) and she said she enjoyed it a lot(with a female voice because she is a female). Anyways losing your virginity(to a woman) is very exciting and I hope to do it again(with a woman).

          Gay version

          today I had very hot sex(very gay)(with a man) and it was pretty fun I fucked his ass(because he is a man) and he said he enjoyed it a lot(with a male voice because he is a male). Anyways losing your virginity(to a man) is very exciting and I hope to do it again(with a man).

          Furry version

          today I had very hot sex(not furry)(with a human) and it was pretty fun I fucked her ear(because she is human) and she said she bled a lot(with a human voice because its a human). Anyways losing your virginity(to a human) is very exciting and I hope to do it again(with a human).

          Italian slurs to let out all your anger

            Coglione,stronzo, figlio di puttana, merdaccia, pezzente, frocio, finocchio, bastardo, pezzo di merda, massa informe di materia anfibia, bocchinaro, opera d’arte moderna, brutta copia di Rosario Muniz, comunista, disabile, sei utile come un riccio in una fabbrica di preservativi and finally TERRONE

            SHUT THE FUCK UP

              Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.

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