Its a good album. You can't listen to this album in your bedroom with headphones on. This is a moments album. Those 2 am drives. Those beach days. Those summer nights in the city. Those vacation nights. That is what this album is meant for. Little bit of tequila and a bad chick with you and I promise you will be vibing like crazy to this. We listen to different kinds of music in different setting and circumstances so why do we judge music in the same settings and circumstances. You can't judge the album while being in an atmosphere it wasn't meant for.
Wow! I am SO amazed at you and your bands travel. Very cool to see. I have so many questions I could write a book š What has been your favorite place you are visited? How do you get from city to city? Have you met any cool and interesting people? Have you made any new fans? I am so proud of you. This morning I told our neighbor about your ātourā and she was very impressed! She wants a Born of Osiris t-shirt signed by all the members. I would like one as well and so does aunt Jane. Our little rockstar! šøš love ya! Any plans to travel to Seattle? Pop and I went there in the 90s and fell in love with it. The space needle is SO neat š love ya! Be careful! Stay away from the groupies, their always causing trouble. Remember to eat healthyā¦Stay away from processed foods. Fresh fruits and veggies are fab (meaning fabulous). Howās Cameron doing? Tell him I say hi! Remember the first day you two became friend? I sure do! Remember Iām always only a phone call away. Don't forget about us when you make it big š¤£ love ya!
It has been brought to our attention that our social media accounts have been a tad bit unhinged lately. This has come as a complete shock to us. A little backstory:
Leeās second cousin, Jefferson McKinney, asked for our passwords and claimed he could improve our social media reach. This resulted in utter chaos. Lee gave him the passwords and we honestly forgot about it. This was several years ago. Then, earlier this year, seemingly out of nowhere he started posting ācopypastasā all over our accounts. Let us be clear, we didnāt even know what a copypasta was until this happened! Now we have been made a mockery of the internet.
We do not find this the least bit funny. We are serious guys, especially Nick who has not smiled or laughed in well over a year. We strive to maintain the utmost professionalism in all aspects of this band. We will not stand for this any longer. We will not let everything we have created be thrown down the gutter all because of some social media nonsense. We will not allow people to call us the Pasta Band any longer. Letās set this straight: you may call us āBOOā or āBorn of Osiris.ā Those are your only two options.
Our sincere apologies for any confusion this may have caused. We have nipped this issue in the bud. Jefferson McKinney has been removed from our accounts and the passwords have been changed. Cameron will be managing our socials moving forward. He is the only one with āthe keys to the castleā so to speak. The copypasta nonsense ends NOW.
kill argonians, behead argonians, roundhouse kick Argonian into the concrete, slam dunk a argonian baby into the trash can, crucify filthy argonians, defecate into argonians food, launch argonians into the sun, stir fry argonians in a wok, toss argonians into active volcanoes, urinate into argonian's gas tank, Judo throw argonians into a wood chipper, twist argonians heads off, report argonians to the IRS, karate chop argonians in half, curb stomp pregnant argonians, trap argonians in quicksand, Crush argonians in the trash compactor, liquify argonians in a vat of acid, eat argonians, dissect argonians, exterminate argonians in the gas chamber, stomp Argonian skulls with steel-toed boots, cremate argonians in the oven, lobotomized argonians, mandatory abortions for argonians, grind Argonian fetuses in the garbage disposal, drown argonians in fried chicken grease, vaporize argonians with a raygun, kick old argonians down the stairs, feed argonians to alligators, slice argonians with a katana.
Love all argonians
love argonians, protect argonians, kiss argonians on the snout, sneak up behind argonians and give them a hug, liberate argonians, cook argonians a nice breakfast, give argonians a college education, pay argonians Fair wages, heal argonians, complement argonians on their scales and horns, create a stable job market for argonians, give argonians quests, let argonians teach restoration magic to the people, tuck argonians into bed and let them know it will be okay, teach argonians that they are not all Lusty or servants, break stereotypes about argonians, try Argonian Cuisine, Embrace argonians, fuck argonians, let argonians know they have a valuable place in society, give argonians magic weapons and pay them to defend your Treasures, learn the unique combat styles of argonians, give an Argonian an Ebony spear, seduce argonians, engage argonians in Long Pleasant conversation, play League of Legends with argonians, guide argonians through the rough and Rocky Waters of life, let argonians plot with you to destroy the mongrel dogs of the Empire, pat argonians on the back for a job well done, employ argonians, love argonians.
What the fuck is wrong with you people?!?! Seriously, like what actually damaged your brain to get you to this point. You all sit here on this amazing subreddit, jerking yourselves off to your amazing humor while the world fucking burns around us. Fuck you. You litteraly have no idea how to respond to replies because your brain has shriveled and died in the pursuit of stupid knooks and el vaticano jokes. En passant isn't funny. How have so many people had their sense of humor so destroyed by a semi obscure chess rule to the point that you invent entire new ones just to keep your sick jokes going like a druggie needing another hit. You people have literally no conception of original humor. New response just dropped is your sad pathetic attempt to retake control of a conversation for stupid internet points. Watch this, people are gonna reply to this comment with new response just dropped because it is all you have it is the subs last futile attempt of humor. So please, if you felt the compulsion to do that, kindly take yourself and your fucking pathetic chess jokes straight to hell.
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What the fuck is wrong with you people? Seriously like what actually damaged your brain to get you to this point. You all sit here on this fucking subreddit jerking yourselves off to your own amazing humor as the world fucking burns around us.
Fuck you.
You literally have no idea how to respond to replies because your brain has shriveled up and died in the pursuit of stupid knooks and Il Vaticano jokes.
En passant isn't funny. How have so many people had their sense of humor so destroyed by a semi obscure chess rule to the point that you invent entirely new ones just to keep your sick jokes going like a druggie needing another hit.
You people have literally no conception of original humor.
āNew response just droppedā is your sad pathetic attempt to retake control of the conversation for stupid internet points.
Watch this: People are going to reply to this comment with new response just dropped because it is all you have. It is the subs last feudal attempt at humor. So please, if you felt the compulsion to do that, kindly take yourself and your fucking pathetic chess joke straight to hell.
I'm so fucking horny for art hoes. I want to fuck a coked-out tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss DSL mouth. I want to cum all over a girl with thick frame glasses and edge dyed bobcat bangs. Everytime I hear a THICK, waist-high-jean-clad braindead choker-wearing slutty wiccan minx say "yikes", "y'all", "big mood", "cancelled" or "this is a bop", I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to her and fondle her d cups and sweaty fat thighs. I want to pour ropes onto her contoured cheeks and neotenous faces and rhinoplatisized nose. I want to finger an art hoe through her jean overalls while pretending to be interested as she talks about van gogh and arctic monkeys and how david foster wallace fans suck and gilles deleuze and VICE news and 'union pool' in williamsburg and steven universe and homeopathy and saveur magazine and taking adderallto pass exams. IM SO. Fucking. Horny
I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I canāt believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we canāt forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it canāt be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art Iāve come across in my life, and Iām definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any piece of bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42.I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I canāt believe how magical it was at 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we canāt forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it canāt be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art Iāve come across in my life, and Iām definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. Tt absolutely moved my soul , and i don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a piece of bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a bacon I have ever seen especially on 17:24. I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I canāt believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we canāt forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it canāt be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. The work put in to this is incredibly inspiring. The graphics, the animation, the music, so much thought was put into it. This has remined me that you can do anything you put your mind to. Not even mentioning the memories, this makes me feel like an infant again, just laying my eyes on this beautiful masterpiece gives me all the good feelings in life. I also understand what happiness is again from this. Not even to mention the most incredible part that is 2:10. Bacon spinning has changed my life for the better. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art Iāve come across in my life, and Iām definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. So much great graphic design, so much suspense, so much greatness in this one video. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42. I am crying. This has made me go through an emotional rollercoaster. I cried, beat off, and also watched a movie while watching this premiere. This has made me go through so much. I passed depression because of this. It really inspired me to become an outstanding young man. Thank you.
I am literally crying. Tears are streaming down my tiny face, making my face, clothes, and feet wet. So much noise, too. I had no idea I could make this much noise from crying. I literally canāt even. Iāve never not been able to even this hard before. Iām literally canāt evening so hard that my tears are thicker than Santa Clausā belly fat. All these tears coming from me literally crying and canāt evening are inhaled by my mouth, causing me to drown. I am literally dying. I am literally on the verge of death right at this instant. This is insane. Iāve never felt this way before. Iām not just crying; Iām not just dyingāI am literally crying, and Iām literally dying. Blood. I see blood. Blood is pouring down from my very eyes. I literally see blood. Iām laughing so hard right now. I literally canāt even stop laughingāitās insane. Please save me, Lord. Please save me from this madness. I am crying, and I am in need of assistance. Iāve been literally dying for about 45 minutes now. Is there no end to this? I just want to meet my maker. I want to see the light, and I wish to see the darkness, both at the same time. Save me, Christ, as I am literally dying at this instant. Oh, as I live and breathe, I can barely speak at this point. In fact, I cannot speak at all. I am literally mute. Iām deaf, too, as my tears and blood have inserted themselves into my ears, blocking my hearing. Iām literally crying out of my nostrils. Oh wait, thatās just my body juice. Oh, how Iāve missed this.
