Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.
I HATE YOU MIHOYO ★☆☆☆☆
Why sis you nerf Kokomi. WHY HUH. *grows demon alpha wings and strangles you* YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING. *breathes fire on your face* WHY DID YOU GIVE ME YOMIYA AT 9 PITY? WHEN YOU KNEW I WANTED KOKOMI? *flies into the air* AND ARE WE ONLY GETTING 10 LIMITED WISHES ON THE FIRST ANNIVERSARY? THAT'S NOTHING COME ON. *starts singing fight song* (Also please give me the fish claymore.)
My girlfriend was playing with my balls and she was amazed that they weren't perfect spheres but more like eggs. Then she tried to switch em around (left to right witch kinda scared me) and lost her shit. I took the opportunity to show her all the amazing penis and ball maneuvers I could think of like stretching ball skin apart to make it flat. She was in awe of how much fun it seemed and said she was jealous. I'm guessing this is just something new to them? She showed me the fabled labia clap but that was all she really had
Because he types things like this into google
ukli bob
petti bob
tiny bob
hug bob
nekkid gurils
bihg bobs guril
petti bihg puci
secx
broter bitedy puci
momy hided boby
nekid momi
I don’t think I need to explain more. Even when used ironically I want to die. If anyone near me uses that word the first thing I’ll want to do is take them to the top floor of a nice hotel and throw them out of the window
Thank God? God!? God GAVE you cancer. Doctors eliminated your cancer against gods wishes. Thanks the doctors man. And if you can’t, then don’t ever go back to a hospital again. And when ‘god’ gives you cancer again, or heart disease, you better make sure you pray that shit away and don’t you dare go anywhere near a hospital.
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