Peak performance
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.Replies
Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.
69 is not nice!
i am a fully grown adult cannot fathom why you imbeciles have the impulse to say "nice" when you see 69 because I the fully grown adult personally have acquired the ability to suck my own dick and ipso facto do not see any niceties in a number that implies my own hindrance.I want to pin you against a wall
I want to pin you against a wall and start slowly makeing out with you as my hands go down your body, I starts rubbing against your dick untill it's hard and then I'll put my hand in your pants and just start slowly jerking you off untill your struggling to kiss back and then I'll take your pants off and slowly move down and put it in my mouth and go as deep as I can and I'll get it all slobbery and we and then I'll push you on the bed and take my top of and my pants and get ontop and just slowly start ridding you, and then I'll speed up and just watch you looking at my tits bouncing up and down untill I here you grunting and breathing heavy.........I just nutted in November
I just nutted. That's right, endless semen pouring out of my cock with dopamine racing through my brain. And to top it off, I did it in November. Upset? Angry? Good, I hope you're angry. In fact, I purposefully nutted on the 1st of November, just out of spite for you and your... challenge? Challenge? This isn't a challenge - you not drowning in all the cum I'm going to release from my penis this November will be a challenge because there'll be enough cum to fill all the world's atmosphere when I'm done with this month! And December. And January - yes you silly inferior Redditor, I masturbate every single day and have done for the past five years and there is, quite literally, nothing you can do to stop me. Not only that, but I also have sex every two days and, again, there's nothing you can do to stop me nutting this November. Day in, day out, not cumming for clout: too bad. It may even surprise you to know I'm cumming right now, this instance. Go on, cry to your "girlfriend" about me, whilst she gets cummed in by a man who isn't willing to fuck over their sex life for thirty days for some karma.I am so tired of you always saying who asked.
I am so tired of you always saying who asked. What if no one asked? Can I not speak up and say something when no one has asked? If everyone did this then no one would ever speak. I think I'm allowed to say what I want. Even if no one asked.Official No Nut November
Gentlemen, it is no nut November. I have planted several snipers on each of your positions, watching your every move for the rest of November. If it’s reported to see any of you have nutted, you will immediately be executed. This month goes by near-death rules, so if you get near-nut, you get bonus points.
Points may be redeemed at the front of the gift store for candy and prizes.