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I can relate! After watching squid game, I thought Koreans were made up, but then I saw one in real life and I couldn't believe my eyes 😯. I walked up to it and asked it to be my Gganbu. It seemed confused, and I explained that it was Korean, like from squid game, to which it replied "Dude, I'm Filipino". After he introduced himself as "Phillip Inyo", I told him my Korean name was Saegin ​​Geum, so he'd feel more comfortable with me. He gave me a weird look, and told me to leave him alone. This confused me, but I then realized that I had to show him how well endowed I was with Korean culture (after watching squid game in sub 😌 instead of dub 🤢, I feel that I have a strong grasp of Korean culture 🇯🇵)! As he walked away, I ran up and blocked his path, and announced that I challenged him to a round of squid game! I noticed that he looked rather confused, or even scared, so I whipped out my Samsung phone (also korean btw) and played the squid game theme as I ran up to him and attempted to tackle him. He yelled at me to "get off him" and called me a "racist prick", which I didn't remember from squid game (I watched it in sub 😌 instead of dub 🤢 because I am cultured, so I would have remembered seeing it). Afterwards, I was approached by another Korean in a police uniform! He then claimed I was "under arrest" for "assault". It was at that point that I realized he must be a guard, just like from squid game! I asked him why he was out of his squid game uniform, to which he replied "I'm Japanese, you moron" (idk why all these Koreans are introducing themselves, but they're very polite! 😊). After Jappa Knees put me in his police cruiser, a stunning realization hit me... I was being taken to participate in the squid games 🤩! Throughout the ride, I asked him how many other participants were going to be in the game this round, but he would either ignore me or tell me to "shut up". I also said that I wasn't in debt or anything, so I didn't really have a need for the prize money, but he continued to not respond (which I understood, he must have been a circle guard or something). After we got to a building that said "police station" (which isn't Korean, I know because I watched squid game in sub 😌 and not dub 🤢, so I can tell Korean words apart from English words), I had my photograph taken (just like in squid game!) and was put in a cell, with a few other contestants. While I waited for the first game to begin, I asked the other contestants how much debt they had accumulated. After hours of asking them and not getting a response, they all started to beat the absolute shit out of me. That's when I realized that the first game had begun! Before I could fight back though, one of the guards came in and broke up the fight. I noticed that no one had died yet, so I tried asking the guards what the prize pool was at, to which they told me to "shut up" (I watched the squid game show in sub 😌 instead of dub 🤢, so I could tell that "shut up" was not a Korean term, kinda sus). After spending a couple days in there, they said I was free to go, which made me sad because that means I had missed out on the prize money 😔. That just goes to show that I just wasn't prepared for the squid games. A few days later, I got a letter about a "court date". I was thrilled 😁! I called the number on the front and told them I would like to participate in the squid games again! I was also sure to mention that I watched the show in sub 😌 instead of dub 🤢, to which they then abruptly hung up on me (just like in squid game!). My "court date" is about 1 week away, and I'm so excited! This time, I'm gonna be sure that I'm ready to eliminate whoever is there for that big cash reward! Wish me luck 👍!