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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

Accolibed is a hacker.

    osu! game
    Accolibed is a hacker.
    
    I have undeniable evidence that Accolibed is a hacker. For the following points, I will be referring to his new play in which he gets 1500 pp. (https://youtu.be/aATBgeMYnhc?si=psDGpNj1dhrKppXx). First, if you look at the slow sliders at 2:47, his cursor changes direction in a very choppy manor. As someone who is a professional coder, I can guarantee that these movements are from an algorithm designed in java. He needed to design the code to fit a very fast map, as he had to make the cursor look natural while doing very fast jumps. However, when the slow part came, the script he used wasn't suitable for the slow sliders and made the cursor look choppy and abnormal, as visible in the video. Second, right after the slow sliders begin, you can see Accolibed look away from his osu! monitor then expeditiously look at it again. Accolibed forgot he was streaming so he decided to look at something else while his hacks did the play for him, but then he looked back as soon as he remembered people were watching him. It’s a shame to see the highest ranked players cheating, so we should band together as a community and expose Accolibed for the hacker he is.

    Original copypasta was ‘Rafis is a hacker.’

    The original version of ‘X is a hacker’ is from a Redditor post about Rafis a professional player and content creator for the game osu! The rant contains ridiculous allegations and absurd speculation about the player’s gameplay and how scripts are made. This copypasta is usually used when a new world record of osu! is achieved with the player’s name changed to fit a new narrative.

    Rafis is a hacker.
    
    I have undeniable evidence that Rafis is a hacker. For the following points, I will be referring to his new play in which he gets 829 pp. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6SPs67ZPGw&t=167). First, if you look at the slow sliders at 2:47, his cursor changes direction in a very choppy manor. As someone who is a professional coder, I can guarantee that these movements are from an algorithm designed in java. He needed to design the code to fit a very fast map, as he had to make the cursor look natural while doing very fast jumps. However, when the slow part came, the script he used wasn't suitable for the slow sliders and made the cursor look choppy and abnormal, as visible in the video. Second, right after the slow sliders begin, you can see Rafis look away from his osu! monitor then expeditiously look at it again. Rafis forgot he was streaming so he decided to look at something else while his hacks did the play for him, but then he looked back as soon as he remembered people were watching him. It’s a shame to see the highest ranked players cheating, so we should band together as a community and expose Rafis for the hacker he is.

    Actually sir, I’m not a so called ‘Stan of dream.’

      Actually sir, I'm not a so called 'Stan of dream.' I am merely very passionate about his content and want to dedicate my life to him in a way that seems needy - i must know where my pride and joy is at all times and you insulting me challenges my integrity and makes me so made that i'm going to sue you and also block you on all social media so that your filth and villainy does not spread further across the internet - i hope that you are happy with yourself - I'll see you in court. However, I have to say that Dream's youtube rival, Technoblade, is not a very nice person and seems to be quite mean towards Dream, also I have to say his behavior around hacking, in Minecraft, it does seem quite suspicious and i believe he is in fact "B-hopping" especially in Technoblade's and Dream's $100,000 duel. The Mere fact that my favourite youtuber lost a duel against technoblade immediately means that he must have cheated and there is no other explanation - your blaspheming of 'he is just the better player' is wrong and you should be burnt a the stake for implying that DREAM (God bless his name and all who use it) is NOT the best minecraft player ever - I'm utterly disgraced by what you have said to me in this conversation and my legal team will be in contact to deal with you soon.
      Actually 😳 sir 👨, I'm 💘 not a so called ☁ 'Stan 😍😎 of dream.' 😴 I 👁 am merely 🏫 very 👌 passionate 🔥 about 💦 his 💦 content 🌎 and want 😋 to dedicate ♂ my life 👤 to him 👴 in a way ↕ that seems 👀 needy 👉🏼 - i 👁 must 👫 know 🤔 where my pride 🏳️‍🌈 and joy 😂 is at all 💯 times 🕐 and you 👈👉 insulting 🤮 me challenges 😱 my integrity 😤 and makes 🛠 me so made 👑 that i'm 💘 going 🏃 to sue 🕴 you 👉 and also ➕ block 🚫 you 👈😵 on 🔛 all 😤 social 📖 media 📞✈⛵ so that your 👉 filth 👅 and villainy does not spread 👐 further 😵 across ➡😏 the internet 🌐 - i 👁 hope 🙏 that you 👈 are happy 😊 with yourself - I'll 📝 see 👀 you 👈 in court 💼. However 🖐, I 👁 have to say 💬👱🏿💦 that Dream's 😴💭 youtube 📹 rival 😈, Technoblade, is not a very 👌 nice 💦😇🙀 person 👨 and seems 🤔 to be quite ✅ mean 😏 towards 😂 Dream 😴💭, also 👨 I 👤👥 have to say 🗣💬 his 👋 behavior 🗯 around 🔃 hacking 😲, in Minecraft 🎮⛏, it does seem 🤔 quite 📺 suspicious 🤔 and i 👁 believe 🙏🏽 he 👥 is in fact 📕 "B-hopping" especially 🙌 in Technoblade's and Dream's 💭 $100,000 🗣👍😯 duel 🔫. The Mere 😐💀 fact 📕 that my favourite 😍 youtuber 🤔🤯 lost 🏳 a duel 🤺 against 🚫 technoblade immediately 😤 means 🤔❓🙄 that he 👨 must 👫 have cheated 🚫 and there is no ☝🚫 other explanation 📢 - your 👈📃 blaspheming of 'he 👨 is just the better 👍 player' 🎮🎯⚽ is wrong ⚠😔👎 and you 👉 should be burnt 🔥 a the stake 💀 for implying 😤 that DREAM 💭 (God 🙏👁 bless 🙏 his 💰💦 name 📛 and all 💯 who use 😏 it) is NOT the best 👌 minecraft 🎮⛏ player 🎮 ever 📆 - I'm 💘 utterly 🐄🚮 disgraced by what you 👈 have said 💬👱🏿💦 to me in this conversation 🗣 and my legal ⚖ team 🐒 will be in contact 📞 to deal 🙅 with you 👈 soon 🔜.

      Just remove Destiny 2

        Destiny 2 copypasta about glaives
        Just remove Destiny 2. The idea backfired on Bungie and they need to move on. We all know when we see someone playing Destiny 2 in our lobby we all cringe. Wanna get booted from a gaming community? Put Destiny 2 on. Wanna get kicked from a gaming subreddit? Put Destiny 2 on.

        Original was about glaives

        Just remove glaives. The idea backfired on Bungie and they need to move on. We all know when we see someone with a glaive on our lobby we all cringe. Wanna get booted from a raid? Put a glaive on. Wanna get kicked from an LFG for trials? Put a glaive on.

        Lengendary Shards version

        Just remove Legendary Shards. The idea backfired on Bungie and they need to move on. We all know when we see someone with Legendary Shards in our lobby we all cringe. Wanna get booted from a raid? Have Legendary Shards . Wanna get kicked from a Trials LFG? Have Legendary Shards.

        sex is overrated

          sex is overrated and anyone who does that shit regularly has a problem. i've been alive for 31 years, never had sex once, haven't even had a girlfriend. but im still alive living my life. stop acting like sex is the end all be all when mortal kombat is infinitely better.

          Four Zomboids break into my house…

            Project Zomboid
            I own a rifle for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended.
            
            Four Zomboids break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my Wooden Spear and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first zomboid head, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second zomboid, miss him entirely because my shooting skills aren't high enough and nails the neighbors window causing an alarm to go off.
            
            I have to resort to the pipe bomb stash that i keep in the bedroom, "HEY OVER HERE" the pipe bomb shrapnel kills the other two instantly on spot, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.
            
            Spear charge the last zomboid. I break my spear trough his skull, since damage to the brain instantly kills them. Just as the founding fathers intended.

            Based on the ‘Own a musket for home defense‘ copypasta

            Imagine this: you’re casually Googling “en Pessant”

              Every En Passant meme
              Imagine this: you're casually Googling "en Pessant" when, out of the blue, a new response drops like a bowling ball in a library. "Holy hell!" you exclaim, your face contorted into a look that could rival Edvard Munch's "The Scream", wondering what to do in this position.
              
              But this was no ordinary internet glitch; it was a glitch with a twist, turning unsuspecting netizens into actual zombies. You'd think it's just a tech malfunction, but these zombies were as real as the fear of accidentally sending a text to Martin.
              
              Panicked, people started dialing up exorcists faster than you can say, "Is he stupid?" The exorcists scratched their heads, realizing this wasn't your run-of-the-mill possession; it was like trying to exorcise a demon who'd binge-watched every episode of Sherlock Holmes.
              
              As if that wasn't enough, the Church's Bishop decided to take a "vacation" but, you guessed it, he never came back. Some thought he'd embarked on the holiest of quests; others thought he too wasn't fucking welcome here, just like jessica.
              
              Amidst the chaos, a courageous few hatched a plan so audacious it could make a cat meme enthusiast giggle. They opted for a queen sacrifice, not in a chess match, mind you, but in the name of humanity. It was a move so daring it'd make even the most seasoned Redditor brick their pipi.
              
              But as they delved deeper into this nightmarish realm, they soon realized they were caught in a knightmare fueled by fear, and a pawn storm was incoming. In the end, they had to ignite the chessboard of fate, hoping to reset the game and undo the hilariously horrifying madness that had befallen their world.
              
              "When life asks you to Google en Pessant, you know it's a plot twist even Bishop on vacation couldn't fathom!

              The En Passant copypasta