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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


Men can’t get raped 😡

    Men can't be raped copypasta
    IT'S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR A WOMAN TO RAPE A MAN!! 😡😡😡😡 He's consenting the MOMENT he got erect. Besides, most of the premises here a so retarded.🤪🤪🤪 "Heh, you better not cum inside or you'll be a daddy teehee" ... Yeah, because the dude is gonna be suffering from carrying the fetus on his body for 9 months, right? 😭 Tooootally something that would prevent him from empying his balls right that instant. 🤬🤬🤬🤬Besides the hot tiny girl carrying the dead weight of an unconscious dude from the street? Can't picture it. She can literally ask to have sex and 90% of teenagers would agree anyway, even with the S&M play. Blackmailing him to have sex again? 😳 I mean come the fuck on. The moment she unties him he takes the phone away from her skinny arms, how hard could that be? How shameful is it for a dude to get a post-sex pic uploaded to the net? Not very. The dynamics are way too different to work in reverse. Only way a woman could maybe rape you is if she sodomized you with a stick while you were sleeping.

    How to use “and” 5 times in a row grammatically

      How to use the word "and" 5 times
      How to use “and” 5 times in a row grammatically: A man owned a store called “This and That” and hired another man to make a sign for it. When the sign was finished, the owner inspected the work. He discovered that the spacing was wrong. So he said to the man, “The space between This and And and And and That is different. Please fix it.”

      It’s literally just a tree you piece of shit.

        100 gecs copypasta
        It's literally just a tree you piece of shit. There's no gecs or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about an album cover. Which would be funny except nothing in this replication implies that there's any gecs or a gec stand-in. You just saw a tree and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech 100 gEcS like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you

        You will never be a real builders club member.

          Roblox builders club members copypasta
          You will never be a real builders club member. You have no hard-hat, you have no robux, you have no trades. You are a n00b twisted by ads and scams into a crude mockery of builderman's perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back robloxians mock you. The administrators are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at you in bc only places. Members are utterly repulsed by you. ten years of builders club has allowed members to sniff out NBC with incredible efficiency. Even NBC who “pass” look poor and unnatural to a member. Your inventory is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a member to come to your place, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he is unable to trade with you. You will never have more than one place. You build a game every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you know you can't have it be active. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy minecraft, unlist your places, sign out, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your friends will find you outside of Roblox, heartbroken, but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of a NBC. They’ll pg you, leading an alternate life marked with your username, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a pg'd user is there. Your reputation will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is an account that is unmistakably pg'd. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

          I hate it when people take their stupid children in public

            People who hate child be like
            Like we get it dude, YOU HAVE SEX. Stop fucking carrying around your overgrown sperm and flaunting it to the world. People who do this are the epitome of narcissism and egocentrism. Constantly wanting to show society the fruits of their coital labor. It's especially annoying when the child cries. Basically the parents are just carrying around an alarm that says HEY LOOK AT US!!!! WE HAD SEX! I JAMMED MY ROCK HARD DICK INTO HER MOIST TENDER PUSSY AND HERE'S PROOF!. seriously? Since when is being sexually active a status symbol? If anything, it's gross to involve people in your own personal affairs. I can't even look at someone with their small child without imagining their overweight 40 year old ass getting aggressively pounded, ew. Seriously, people who do this need to burn in hell. Stop forcing society to deal with your stupid ass semen demon, no one gives a shit if you have sex.

            Greatest apology

              I must give you my greatest apology. I never meant it to go this far. When I started these shenanigans, I imagined nothing of such a serious matter. I didn't mean to harm your dignity, respect, or honor. But, now that's it's gone this far, I can only do one thing; apologize. So, from the bottom of my intellect, family, pride, and dogs, I give you my strongest and hardiest apology. I hope you could forgive me one day.