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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


I hate my autistic son

    I hate my autistic son

[Remorse]

I cant help it, my life is constantly terrible. I spend as much time as work as possible. The worst part is that I am supposed to pretend that I am happy about it. When we get together with the other parents and everyone is pretending their kids are as normal as anyone else. They are not. All of us secretly wish they were never born.

I would never dare tell my wife this. She is in total denial. Every time he screams or has a breakdown I just wish he would die. I believe that violence is a lot more common than you think. but my wife and I always control ourselves. I can't stand it though. Why has god done this to me, and why instead of having support are you not supposed to say this. It is terrible, and I did not deserve it yet I am supposed to pretend life is just great.

    Ratio + maidenless + touch grace

      Touch grace + maidenless
      L + ratio + you have no maidens + you're tarnished + touch grace
      L + ratio + touch grace + maidenless + die in a ditch
      L + RATIO + YOU'RE MAIDENLESS + TOUCH GRACE + EASY BOSS

      Dear r/teenagers,

        r/teenagers copypasta
        Please shut up.

I get it, you’re horny. But nobody wants to hear about all the times you’ve masturbated to your sibling, and nobody wants to hear about һоѡ your tits got in the way of something. Nobody wants to hear your “pwease be my friend 🥺👉👈” crap when posting stuff like this is exactly the reason why you have no friends. You complain about not having bfs/gfs and yet you post garbage with zero self awareness. “Boobs tits or ass” һоѡ about grass you cum stained landwhale. Go outside. Get some vitamin D. Get some friends. Get something other than erection every time you see a woman.

        Help: my penis is too long.

          My penis is too long copypasta
          My penis is too long. When I measured it just now, it was 40 cm long. According to my estimates, it’s growing at a rate of at least 2 cm per month.

I’m not too sure about its length when fully erect. Thanks to the lack of blood supply to my brain, I tend to faint before becoming fully erect.

Despite its impressive length, my penis is only as wide as one of those Crayolas back in elementary school.

Because of its flexibility from a ridiculous length-to-girth ratio, I am able to wrap it around my right thigh, much like a fire hose. It’s a surprisingly efficient method of penis-storage, though it does make sitting a problem.

Does anyone else have similar problems?

          Hey! I noticed you used an emoji.

            POV You've just used an emoji
            I don’t know if you’re new here, so I’ll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you don’t want to be a normie, do you?

If I catch you using an emoji in the future, I’ll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit.

If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I don’t think I have to explain why you don’t want that.

But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and you’ll enjoy your future on Reddit! Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, stranger.

            Furry porn dick sizes

              Dick sizes in furry porn copypasta
              Ah yes 7.8 inches “small”, bro that’s already pretty large the fuck are you going to do with 15 inches that would hurt like hell. I don’t mean to be a Debbie downer but unless you’re a horse that’s gonna hurt like hell. I don’t mean to say furry comics should be realistic but 28.5” are you crazy, your insides would literally be re-arranged that’s over a foot of pure cock. I mean you do you but I think I’ll stick with my 10” and under boys.