Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.
I play online chess and sometimes I lose.
It humbles me zero.
You may be better than me at this game you autistic fuck but in the game of life you would lose me in every metric humans can possibly fathom.
You're a nerd cunt who rightfully would cower in my presence.
Ok (Insert Name Here), what you just said is foolish for a variety of reasons. For starters, just because I "love" something doesn't mean I have to marry it. Furthermore, it is merely absurd to even suggest marrying an inanimate object such as (insert inanimate object here). If I were to get married, it would be to a member of my own specie. Finally, I am not currently interested in marriage to begin with. I enjoy (insert hobby here) and having fun, I don't have time to keep up with a relationship. If this is an attempt at comedy, it falls flat due to the several inconsistencies and flaws that come with your suggestion so SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
Eu especialmente sinto ódio de mulheres que dizem "quanto maior melhor", simplesmente não tem nem como caber tudo se vc tem um pau grande, machuco a minha mina sem querer, tem posições que mesmo com todo cuidado não posso fazer, quando acelero tenho o q tempo todo controlar quanto to colocando se não ela vai sentir uma dor aguda, a camisinha custa o dobro ou triplo, não tem em todo lugar (se eu me esforçar mt a normal cabe, mas no meio do sexo ela volta e fica presa só na cabeca). Eu sinto que poderia fazer muito mais com um pau pequeno, MEU QUADRIL NEM ENCOSTA NA BUNDA DELA PQ TEM MEU PAU NO MEIO.
Se vc diz q quanto maior melhor vc provavelmente nunca transou, ou pelomenos, nunca transou com alguem com o pau grande, vai tomar uma cutucada la no fundo e vai percebe q o pau na media é bem melhorOpen English translated
I especially hate women who say "the bigger the better", there's just no way to fit everything if you have a big dick, I accidentally hurt my girl, there are positions that even with all the care I can't do, when I accelerate I have what I want all the time control how much I'm putting it on, otherwise she'll feel a sharp pain, the condom costs double or triple, it's not everywhere (if I try hard, the normal one fits, but in the middle of sex it comes back and gets stuck only in the head). I feel like I could do so much more with a small dick, MY HIP DOESN'T TOUCH HER ASS BECAUSE IT HAS MY DICK IN THE MIDDLE.
If you say that the bigger the better you've probably never had sex, or at least, never had sex with someone with a big dick, you'll get a nudge deep inside and you'll realize that the average dick is much better
"Based"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "Based"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only word you can comprehend is "Based" - or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "Based" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about five fucking letters? I bet you took the time to type those five letters too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "Based" on your gravestone?
No. More. Saying. Cuss words! It. Is. Not. Good. I'm putting a video on YouTube about no more saying cuss words. No more saying cuss words guys! It's inappropriate and violent! If you say a cuss word then you're like, going to jail, and you're like, and when you go to jail, i- ba- when you go to jail, if you say, if you say a cuss word you go to jail and if you go to jail cause you said a cuss word, then... You're only gonna eat BROCCOLI and OTHER VEGETABLES for your WHOLE LIFE. You don't want to eat vegetables. Sometimes people like eating sweets but, I eat broccoli. So, I'm okay with broccoli but I do not want to go to jail. You can not go to jail. And saying cuss words is ILLEGAL. They are now gonna make a law about that. It is illegal, it is inappropriate, it is really violent. I better warn my school about that.
I understand that, without my agreement, Alpine F1 have put out a press release late this afternoon that I am driving for them next year. This is wrong and I have not signed a contract with Alpine for 2023. I will not be driving for Alpine next year.I understand that, with my agreement, Williams Racing have put out a press release this afternoon that I am driving for them next year. This is right and I have signed a contract with Williams for 2023. I will be driving for Williams next year.