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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

I swear to fucking god there is no group of individuals as brain dead as teen and mid twenties car guys.

    I swear to fucking god there is no group of individuals as brain dead as teen and mid twenties car guys.

I know a dude who threw an LS crate engine into his 2016(?) Camaro at a ridiculous cost and had probably dumped $60k into it by the time the motor fucking exploded and he replaced it for another 20 bones.

This guy is almost 30, a twink who still lives with his parents, feeds off of validation on Snapchat and instagram reels doing burnouts in traffic, and who probably only owns hoodies and snap backs. For what?

The levels of jerking are self sustaining. It’s gotten to a point where I can see a 350z in a McDonald’s parking lot and know exactly which employee is shitcanning himself to work. If I see another Honda odyssey straight piped with a heart towhook or a teddy bear chained to the bumper I’m going to emulsify my brains against a canvas

    remember the goat you once were. LISTEN TO ME!!! LISTEN!!!!!

      better than azul and valley idc. remember the goat you once were. MREKK!!! LISTEN TO ME!!! LISTEN!!!!! IKNOW YOURE FUCKING THERE!!! LISTEN!!!!!! A LEGEND DOESNT DIE WHEN THEY FALL ON THE BATTLEFIELD. THEY DIE WHEN THEY CAN NO LONGER GET UP AND RETURN TO THE BATTLEFIELD. YOU ARENT DONE, YOU GOT TAHT DOG IN YOU. WAKE TF UP!!! TURN OFF THE FACECAM. TURN OFF THE BTMC TOURNAMENT. TURN OFF THE MIC. TURN OFF THE PP COUNTER. TURN IT OFF. TURN OFF YOUR FKN CHAT. LOCK TF IN. ITS NOT OVER

      what about im not a crackhead dont you understand?

        what about im not a crackhead dont you understand? i have never done cocaine in the united states ive only ive only ever done crack in international waters LEGALLY. And cocaine has been used throughout history with no side effects, i have no lambda waves in my ecg and i dont have VT so there is no problem doing crack 1-2 times a year while fishing. im not queing qp while doing cocaine and the question has already been answered the answer is 60-80 games to adjust your mmr.

        You’re clearly missing the problem with stacking in this game

          You're clearly missing the problem with stacking in this game, so let me break it down for you. When you're grouping up with the rest of your team, you're making it significantly harder for enemy players to pick you off individually and get a team wipe. This ultimately manifests as frustration and sometimes even results in rage quitting.

By grouping up, you've stopped them from getting a "sick ass clip" that they can post online for some sweet, sweet internet points. Most likely, during their rage, they lashed out and either damaged their controller / keyboard or hurt themselves slamming the desk.

In summary, failure to wipe a full team solo. Loss of potential Twitter clip. Ego shattered. Rage and frustration heightened. Severe bruising to wrists and fists after smashing desk. Physical recovery: 6 weeks. Full psychological recovery: 6 months.

          keep going with the excuses buddy

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            keep going with the excuses buddy, everyone knows you've ran out of broken farm and simply can't keep up due to lack of skill and not because you're too lazy. so pipe down pal and enjoy that #2 spot, because you will never be the best at anything

            Look kid, I fuck more attractive women than you have ever even seen…

              Look kid, I fuck more attractive women than you have ever even seen with your prepubescent, desperate virgin eyes. I once beat up an ex heavy weight boxer because he looked at me wrong. He begged me to stop. He begged me to just let him go, But I didn’t stop. You sit there in with your shitty computer, no job prospects past your nearest McDonald, and call me a beta male? You can’t even get the greese stains off of your shit between your fourth and fifth abdominal roll without the help of your mother, whom you have single handedly lead into an unimaginable misery by your mere pathetic existence. Take some of those bigs words and bring them outside into the real world. That way someone can beat you up before they send you crawling home to lick your wounds and make pissy internet videos bitching about people that you cannot even begin to understand from behind the drool covered binoculars you call glasses.