I had been edging over pictures of man for 10 hours but then I happened to scroll down and see this. The supple edges, the face, beautiful and full of life......... It was tooo much, i couldn't stop it a came faster than even the flesh . I lost all control of my body and beat my meat to this image for 20 minutes straight, jizz staining my clothing and overflowing my hands, and as a climaxed i reached post nut clarity and realised horrified, what i'd done, my 3789 day streak gone in seconds due to this unbelievably sexy image. WHY WOULD YOU POST THIS!!!! LOOK WHAT YOU'VE MADE ME DO!!!!!!!
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the FN Five-seveN. The stopping power is extremely subtle, and without a solid grip and proper aim, most of the shots will go over a target's head. The ballistics are extremely precise, and without a solid understanding of bullet velocities and armor penetration, a lot of shots will just bounce off. The enthusiasts understand this stuff; they have the ballistic charts to truly appreciate the physics of this handgun, to realize that it's not just a firearm – it says something deep about BALLISTICS. As a consequence, people who dislike the FN Five-seveN truly ARE idiots – of course, they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the stopping power in the Five-seveN's existential catchphrase "SS190 Ballistic Tip," which itself is a cryptic reference to Hornady's outstanding bullet design. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Fabrique Nationale's genius craftsmanship unfolds itself on their shooting range. What fools... how I pity them. 😏 And yes, by the way, I DO have a Five-seveN tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only – and even then, they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
my mom is so proud of me, she took me to this fun place with toys and kids called the "adoption center" she said I'm gonna have a more sigma gyatt family, I am excited for the fanum tax family to pick me up, I'm gonna miss my friends here though.
I hate the fucking buddies. Why is it so hard to keep that god awful behavior inside their own sub? Us normal, sane folks don’t want to see their downgrading behavior out in the open. The way they’re acting is simply ridiculously and brings shame to the whole community and themselves. Not to mention the jokes they make are so overused to the point where it’s not even funny anymore (if it’s even supposed to funny to begin with)
And also I’m pretty sure some of them aren’t even joking, they’re genuinely dead set serious with the way they’re acting. Probably about half of them buddies are pedophiles or on their way into becoming one.
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I love the fucking buddies. Why is it so easy to keep that admirable behavior inside their own sub? Us boring, stupid folks really want to see their cute and funny behavior out in the open. The way they’re acting is simply awe-inspiring and brings delight to the whole community and themselves. Not to mention the jokes they make are so unique to the point where it’s extremely funny (if it’s even supposed to funny to begin with)
And also I’m pretty sure some of them aren’t even joking, they’re genuinely dead set serious with the way they’re acting. Probably about half of them buddies are geniuses or on their way into becoming one.
The copypasta started from r/Cornell but had since been deleted. It’s actually a referenced to the Chincanery copypasta or more specifically the siblings relationship between Chuck and Jimmy McGill from Better Call Saul. In the show, Chuck is perpetually jealous of his younger brother Jimmy, who seemingly turned his life around and achieved success equal to him.
First of all, he graduated from Harvard Law School and works at a law firm. Like him, I am also seeking a law degree, but I’m at Cornell now. He hates that I’m graduating soon and he thinks the entire foundation of legal rule and the sanctity of law will be tarnished once I become a lawyer. To quote him directly, me being in law school is like “a chimp with a machine gun.” During our family Thanksgiving dinner today, he threw a tantrum in front of my family because he wanted to be the only lawyer. He wants to be the pride of the family. “Cornell University, for Christ’s sake?” He yelled at me as I asked my mom to pass the mashed potatoes. “What a joke. I worked my ass off to get where I am! And you take these shortcuts and you think suddenly you're my peer?” I used to work in the mail room in his law firm. He said he was proud of me then and wishes I never turned my life around. Every day, I think about dropping out and going back to my old job just to make him happy…
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First of all, he graduated from <School> Law School and works at a law firm. Like him, I am also seeking a law degree, but I’m at <School> now. He hates that I’m graduating soon and he thinks the entire foundation of legal rule and the sanctity of law will be tarnished once I become a lawyer. To quote him directly, me being in law school is like “a chimp with a machine gun.” During our family Thanksgiving dinner today, he threw a tantrum in front of my family because he wanted to be the only lawyer. He wants to be the pride of the family. “<School> University, for Christ’s sake?” He yelled at me as I asked my mom to pass the mashed potatoes. “What a joke. I worked my ass off to get where I am! And you take these shortcuts and you think suddenly you're my peer?” I used to work in the mail room in his law firm. He said he was proud of me then and wishes I never turned my life around. Every day, I think about dropping out and going back to my old job just to make him happy…
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SKIBIDI TOILET WILL BE MINE🔥🔥💀😳💥🤯 ENTIRE OHIO RIZZ UP ICE SPICE GYATT SUSSY BUSSY RIZZ IN OHIO🔥🔥🫦 GRIMACE SHAKE TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALLENGE 😂😂😭‼️🤢🤣🤣 EMINEM VS MRBEAST COLLAB ‼️🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT, OHIO RIZZLER LEVEL 5 W GYATT 😳😳💥 IN THE CHAT!?? IS THIS FREDDY FAZBEAR SKIBIDI TOILET TITAN SPEAKERMAN? DON POLLO 🤯🔥🔥🫦‼️ COCOMELON SIGMA PHONK EDIT IN OHIO😈😈👽🎃YOU HAVE GYAATTT TO BE RIZZING ME!! HIT THE GRIDDY IN OHIO OR LANKYBOX WILL LOSE HIS GYATT 😭😭😰😱 PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES 🍑 🍑 I FARTED ON MY TOILET 🚽🪠 RIZZING UP SOME GRIMACES IN BANANIS 🍌🍌🙈🫦💅 GIGGLESAURUS FAMILY GUY FUNNY 🤣 MOMENTS 🙈🤯🤯 🤯🔥ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE??!! ISHOWSPEED EDIT VS BEN 10 KAI CENAT SIGMA STUFF COMPILATION ROBLOX MENTAL ASYLUM 😭😈😱😈😂😨😨😱🚽💥🚽💥🚽FORTNITE NIGHT DRINKING PRIME TRY NOT VOMITING 🤮🤮🤣 GORILLA TAG FANUM TAX 🦍🦍🌳💎 CLASH ROYALE MLG FLOPTOK EDITION🤮🤮🚽🙈 CG5 THERES NOTHING WE CAN DO 😰 CALL OF DUTY RESETCORE OHIO 😈😱🚽💥😎 YOUTUBE SHORTS COLD SIGMA 🥶🥶🧊🥵 MINECRAFT PREGNANT HUGGY WUGGY 🌊🟦RUSSIA SIGMA EDIT 🇷🇺🇷🇺🤯😎 RAINBOW FRIENDS ADDICTION FURRY MILF FACE REVEAL REAL OR FAKE 🤔🧠 DONALD TRUMP BEAMNG DRIVE 🚗🚗 DOORS CREEPYPASTA AT 3AM SKIBIDI TOILET CALLED ME IN LIVVY DUNNE'S MANSION🥵🍑🍆 AINT NO WAY THAT SUSSY GYATT CALLED ME L RIZZ SUSSY OBAMA THE ROCK FACE ☠️💀 QUANDALE DINGLE GOOFY AHH SILLY CAT MLG MINECRAFT🔥💀🔝🧠🧠 UR SO SKIBIDI😥😥 ISHOWSPEED RIZZ BANANIS 🍌🍌SUBWAY SURFERS YOUTUBE SHORTS ME WHEN AIRPOD SHOTTY 🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT WINDOWS 11 LAUNCHING IN LIVVY DUNNE GYATT PICLE 🥶🥶 RICK AMOGUS SUSSY BAKA CAUGHT IN 4K WALTER WHITE GIGACHAD BRRRR SKIBIDI DAP DAP 👨👩👧👦☠️💥😈👍👍💀💀👍☠️😈😭😈💀👍💀 JOSH HUTCHERSON AT 3AM WHILE FARTING IN TACO BELL 🔔🔔🗣️📢🔊💥🔥🔥🔛🔝🔪 OCULUS QUEST 2 HOW TO INSTALL TIKTOK SIGMA EDITION PRIME COLLECTION LOBOTOMY CORPORATION IS THAT TF2 FREDDY FAZBEAR URURURURUR🐻🐻🇺🇲🇺🇲KANYE WEST ON BACKROOMS SPEEDRUN FORTNITE WITH DA BOYZ 🙀😎🌚🌝‼️ EMINEM REACT TO OHIO SIGMA BABY GRONK GOKU HITTING THE GRIDDY SUSSY BOSS IN MCDONALD'S DRIVE THRU 🇺🇲🗣️🐻🍔🍔🇺🇲🔥💥🔊📢 HIT THE GRIDDY JUMPSTYLE GTA 5 IN PS5🎮🎮💥🔥
brooo 💀💀💀💀 ur actually so goofy ahh rizzly skibidi sigma 🗿🍷🍷🍷 you have GYATT to be kidding me 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑 this is straight out of OHIO UNCANNY ⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕ 1 2 buckle my shoe in ohio 👟👟👟👟👟👟 most normal ocky way ohio post 💀💀😳 ohio skibidi banban bf fnf will come to ur house 🪠🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽😲😲😲 this is PIZZA TOWER 🗼🗼🗼🗼 LEVEL 3 GYATT 🍕🍕🍕🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍷🗿 the SKIBIDI GIGACHAD 🗿 is gonna come to your house 🏠 at 3am 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 blud on that ZAZA💀💀💀💀💀 blud got that skibidi gyatt rizz from ohio 🗿🗿🗿💀💀💀🍑 this is duke dennis did you pray today?? ✝️✝️✝️✝️🙏🙏🙏this has GYATT to be the most ohio post ever 🍑🍑🍑🍑 give me that gyatt the ocky way 🍔🍔🍔 this man got the uncanny goofy ahh GYATT 🤣🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑 mr incredible becoming uncanny 😀😐🌚💀 she give my it the ocky way 🤣🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑 plug that in the grimace shake 🪇🪇🪇🪇🪇😬😬😬 then u get caught in 4k 📸📸📸📸📸📸📸 blud got the nathaniel b ocky way skibidi banban pizza tower uncanny gyatt rizz 😬😬😬🍑🍑🍑🍑💀💀lemon demon sigma ohio 🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋 im so sigma 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 whopper whopper whopper whopper 🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔im on that skibidi zaza gyatt submarine grhubhub ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟧🟧🟧🟧 im in the banban skibidi pizza tower 1 2 buckle my shoe function 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 fire alarm is actually doing the canon event griddy 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀uke dennis did you pray today gyatt level 3 gyatt rizz?? ✝️✝️✝️✝️🙏🙏🙏 ur actually so goofy ahh rizzly skibidi sigma 🗿🍷🍷🍷 1 2 buckle my shoe 3 4 buckle some more 5 6 nike kicks 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀nathaniel b ocky way skibidi banban pizza tower uncanny gyatt rizz from 3am on the 1 2 buckle my shoe submarine griddy femboy grubhub function gyatt 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑
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im a skibidi toilet with the grimace shake in ohio with maximum sigma male gigachad big chungus doing the goofy ahh griddy with my garten of banban rizz while Monday left me broken when i was playing pizza tower Friday night fukin epic roblox moment skibidi bop bop bop yes yes while screaming as pizza tower charachters cause im gonna sauce you up nuh uh, im a skibidi toilet maximum ohio rizz with the sauce rizz you up l + ratio epic gamer number lore bussin sigma male skibidi bop bop mr beeeaast lightskin scare grimace shake pizza tower screaming boykisser furry slayer moment gamer!!!!!!! oh my among us!😂 you just activated my ultimate ohio sus Friday night funkin oklahoma powers epicly i will lightskin stare at you till you combust into a million memes and i will get my ohio revenge!
like dawg bro dog brother brethren when she asked me to skibidi her toilet I was literally ohio rizzing at 3 am while ambatukam was blowing like ong fr frfr real moment like it was a top 10 sigma grindset moment so when i started to skibid her toilet i was literally legitimately technically "ambadeblou" type beat. Anyway so then she played with my roblox and I was literally like "omg thats so sussy your the impostor you need to vent :0" and she was literally ong fr being like "no not my skibidi sigma rizzlord i could never be sussy baka" and so when I was about to sigma her skibidi rizzer when i saw what the dawg was doing and I was like "at this point that gyatt of a sussy grimace shaker rizz of a dawg dog doge is literally ambasingh" and so then she said "omg the ambasingh is such a sigma rizzler move oh my gyatt. Like never back down never what?!" and so then with my ohio skibidi sigma gyatt type beat I literally skibided all over her toilet like it was such a top 10 gigachad moments that I was literally saying "omg it's like i'm ishowmeat but with my skibidi" and she was like "omg meat rizz?! you sussy baka ambasingh abadeblow ambatukam bussin coomer". And then everyone clapped!
you have GYATT to be SKIBIDI TOILET while RIZZING me in OHIO, BLUD 🤣🤣🤣‼️‼️💀💀 i am sure SIGMA I SHOW SPEED, KAI CENAT and ADIN ROSS will RIZZ this LEVEL 3 SUSSY GYATT up in this OHIO GRIMACE SHAKE 🗿‼️💀🍷🍷you have GYATT to be SKIBIDI TOILET while RIZZING me in OHIO, BLUD 🤣🤣🤣‼️‼️💀💀 i am sure SIGMA I SHOW SPEED, KAI CENAT and ADIN ROSS will RIZZ this LEVEL 3 SUSSY GYATT up in this OHIO GRIMACE SHAKE 🗿‼️💀🍷🍷
skibidi toilets are so toilets in Ohio and very sigma 🗿🍷nd thye definetly drank the Grimace shake skibidi toilet is my life I👁️love skibidi toilet 👁️I love Patrick Baeman🙏🙏sigma Ohio 1 2 buckle my shoe nathaneal B thug shake in Ohio!!!!!😂😂🔥pleas upvote for adin Ross huggy wuggy squid game among us skibidi toulet!!!😀👍😀Downvote it you are skibitid toilent hatr from OHIO🤮🤮🥶ay bru any skibidi haters are gunna see my bulky cuh. yo boys ain’t wanna mess wit me gang🗣️‼️🔥🔥💯💀
ngl tbh ong fr fr no cap gyatt minecraft rizz in ohio Big chungus boi rizzled baby gronk with a grimace shake nathaniel b in ohio with the rizz big chungus, now skibidi toilet baby gronked me and my fellow therapist crewmates think im the bussin ohio imposter! gyatt in ohio with the yeet bois, dont you toucha my spaghet and i have the power of god and anime on my side, reeeeeeeeee you baka with markiplier E sussy i know 🤪🤪🤪1 2 baby gronk shoe... @everyone in OHIO?! the sussy bois in the amogus imposter land, italian imposter be like impasta boi, sheeeeeeeesh! now watch me whip and nae nae cuz 9+10=21 quick maths khaby lame boi. REEEEEEEE!!! the council has decided your fate with the undertale E bussin bussin memes on god respectfully no cap. the ohioan skibidi toilet from the potato gang, i have crippling depression MR BEEEAAASSTTT!!!! hello darkness my old friend, breh u toucha my spaghet yeet! logan paul eating the sussy tide pods, no boi! big chungus was in area 51 with the reddit gang. what the fox say?! woah... skibidi toilet skibidi dom dom dom yes yes! thats the most only in Ohio rizz party goofy ahh meme ever! the derp potato is like: i have crippling depression ;-; then sussy baka big chungus comes with the ULTIMATE sugoi amogus imposter and hits the dab like pokemon go. Can i get a hoiiiiiyaaa in ohio?! Boiiiiiiiiii... ur acting like a gyatt rizzler right now. yeeeeet! i hit the coffin dance like uncanny mr incredible, and afterward we do the 1 2 buckle my shoe. sheeeeeshh! well im the biggest bird im the biggest bird says quandale dingle in redditor ohio: i drink the baby gronk grimace shake and i got the bombastic side eye by sussy quandale dingle, boi. i am a surgeon. i am a SUSSY surgeon !!!! dr han i am a sussy baka surgeon boi. but mr sussy, youre not a drift phonk sigma! thats so ohio.. only in ohio oh! you just got MR BEEEEAAASTT! epic boi rick roll, oh lawd he coming bussing. boiiiiii sheeesh. ambatakum sussy sugoi hokage?
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Instead of greeting them “hello, how is your day” you should instead say “sussy baka skibidi toilet one piece fortnite from ohio w rizz the ice spice max prestige bussin gyat with kai cenat L rizzing a griddy grimace shake from ohio without sigma chad looks maxing at 3 a.m. don’t sigma chat at 3 a.m. without w rizz not clickbait real challenge for 24 hours with skibidi toilet Elmo and bussin gyats everywhere and joe bartolozzi rizzing my mom”
