Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.
In honor of Pride Month, I am here to say that it's morbin' time. Today, my fellow morbheads, we rise. I am proud to come out and express my true morbdentity to the world at this very morbment. I am a morbphile and I identify myself as morbsexual. My pronouns are morb/ius.
When i was 13, i came out to my parents as a morbius male. They couldnt accept my morbality, so they sent me off to camp. They just didnt understand— i was morbed that way. At the camp, they gave us electromorb therapy to morb us into beta males. I resisted the treatment, being a morbius male, you cant morb me out of being morbed. I fooled the counselors into thinking they had successfully morbed be into a beta male, and i returned home. To this day, i live a double life— one for my parents, who still cannot accept morbality, and one where its always morbin time.
"kk"? Está feliz? Estou muito surpreso! Você é apenas mais um parasita de mente simples, não acrescentando nada de valor à discussão. Fico absolutamente perplexo que alguém possa responder com algo tão básico e sem sentido. Um estranho amável e pensativo fez um comentário criativo para aliviar o clima, mas sua resposta foi um acrônimo de duas letras para expressar seu "riso". E se você passasse apenas alguns minutos de seu dia de 24 horas para encontrar algo um pouco mais significativo? É este o tipo de mentalidade preguiçosa que você tem em sua vida diária? Este estilo de pensamento "eu não tenho vontade de fazer nada além do mínimo" ou "isto é bom o suficiente"? A sociedade estaria prosperando se as pessoas não tivessem sua visão negativa da vida. E lamento ter que quebrá-la para você, mas as pessoas que pensam como você muitas vezes não vão muito longe na vida. Dada sua falta de intelecto baseada em seu comentário que não demonstra inteligência alguma, você provavelmente passa seus dias fazendo propaganda comunista em fotos de cães fofinhos. Será que eu feri o seu ego? Não se preocupe, você não é diferente de nenhum outro bot que responde a um comentário hilário com "kk". E se você realmente acha que essas duas letras que você enviou têm algum valor, então talvez você devesse simplesmente sair daqui. E não volte até ter pedido desculpas. E não para mim, mas para todos. Pela sua horrível falta de esforço, pela exibição nojenta de sua atitude preguiçosa e pela sua representação embaraçosa de um membro disfuncional da sociedade.
everyone know that males born after 1993 cant change a tire. all they know is lie, cheat, scratch they balls, and play video game
You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.You are a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs, but that doesn't matter. You are a valid human who is trying to feel comfortable in her body.
All the “validation” you get is pure. Behind your back people love you. Your parents are happy and proud of you, your friends laugh at your jokes behind closed doors, and boys love you, and girls envy you.
Men absolutely love you. Trans folk who “pass” look ordinary and natural to a man. Your bone structure does not matter. Estradiol widens the hips.
You will be happy. You will smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, and deep inside you feel the euphoria creeping up like a weed. It is what defines you, not the transphobes.
Eventually, it’ll be perfect for you - you’ll come out, start HRT, get top surgery, and finally be your ideal self. Your parents will find you, happy and relieved that they finally have a happy daughter. They’ll congratulate you on your hard journey, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a woman is what you are.
Look at yourself. You are so incredibly sad in life. You have fallen off rather far from the basic level of polite communication and humane respect. You should be disgusted at yourself for spending such a short time to find 'an incredibly detailed copypasta' to suddenly strike me out of nowhere. And could you ever imagine what is the funniest yet the ever-saddest part about this whole affair? Yes, it is your audacity to do it without any reason. I have never said this phrase 'Lol' within my recent conversations. With this action, you have demonstrated your clear state of debilisation, and possibly even your mental disorders. I would personally recommend you to visit a psychiatric as soon as possible, as with such a mindset, you are and will be posing a rather non-negligible threat to the society around you. Shame on you.
P.S. When at the psychiatric, please make sure to tape your mouth shut, otherwise you might 'accidentally' verbally attack the poor psychiatric too, so just keep that in mind, if there is any space left in your corrupted brain after all of those random offensive copypastas. I am being serious.