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Marcoh is no ordinary guy

    Marcoh is no ordinary guy. Why do you think he always keeps his back covered by his combat jacket? Why do you think he is always so reserved around most people? Because he is secretly a Joestar. Not by direct lineage but he has some blood running through his veins. Think about George Joestar the First, Jonathan's father, he had only one child, but that perhaps because his wife passed away early on and he didn't wanna remarry or couldn't get past her death. So, Jonathan is an only child, yes, he is. But what about his dad? Considering that he grew up in the early Victorian era, customs at the time were to have more than one child hence a lot of them didn't make it through childhood due to illnesses and the lack of a structured medical system at the time. Look at Great Expectations, in the first scene, Pip is at his parents' grave and reflects on their passing, while acknowledging he also had other siblings who bit the dust, only he and his older sister remaining alive. So. its a very high possibility George Joestar had more siblings, some may have passed, some may have lived on and one of them could have moved with the trading business or got married in Italy. The family could have adapted to the Italian language or maybe after the first generation, only girls were born so they got married and changed their name entirely. And keep in mind that its not compulsory that George Joestar is the oldest sibling, he could very well be the youngest of them and have much older siblings, some who might have even passed away during the first act of Part 1. Marcoh was born at the beginning of the 1910s so there was plenty of time for the other Joestars to settle and blend in Italy considering we are talking about Victorian or Pre-Victorian(possibly) era people. Besides his physique and height which run in the men of the Joestar clan, we can also notice that Marcoh has an innate appeal to people who want to be stronger. Basically, its not a stretch to call Tanaka his Jobro. Also, why is Marcoh so physically strong? I mean, if you take it literally, he can punch divine-like beings and do damage to them. I am inclined to believe Marcoh has secretly mastered the art of Hamon or maybe he even posses a Stand that nobody else can see, not even us, because we are not Stand Users, nor are any of the other characters. Think about Marcoh's Counter skill, is it simply that he can counterattack that fast? or is that his stand reacting? What about the red aura that engulfs him the more a fight goes on, could that simply be a cool visual effect, or his Hamon energy experiencing an overdrive like Jonathan did? But hey, thats just a theory! A Funger Theory! 

    Am I cheating?

      Story:
      I've been extremely high like the past 2 weeks and I've just gotten sober and now I'm noticing that I somehow have aim assist? I don't want to cheat as I want to gain skill legitimately, I've reinstalled the game like 4 times reset my drive and yet it still persists. I literally don't know what to do, I don't wanna be banned. I've checked all active tasks and closed all the ones that look suspicious, their is no random apps in startup either, I'm confused on how this even happened as I have no memory of doing anything besides just playing? Is this aim assist or am I dumb? 

      AGHHHHHH IM SICK OF IT! IM ABSOLUTELY SICK OF IT!

        AGHHHHHH IM SICK OF IT! IM ABSOLUTELY SICK OF IT! THE MODS HERE ARE ABSOLUTELY USELESS!!! YOU LITERALLY HAVE THE MOST NON COPY PASTA POSTS HERE, WHERE ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH AM I GOING TO SEND A FUCKING COPYPASTA OF JOE BIDEN LICKING OBAMA'S FEET???? HUH?????? NOWHERE. THAT'S RIGHT, ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE. I WANT ACTUAL COPYPASTAS. I DON'T WANT LOW EFFORT GOONING POSTS, BECAUSE I'LL NEVER USE THEM! YOU CAN SCROLL DOWN RIGHT NOW OFF OF THIS POST AND YOU'LL PROBABLY SEE SOME DUMB FUCKING POST ABOUT A BROTHER HAVING SLOPPY SWEATY FRENCH SEX WITH THEIR LONG LOST SISTER. THATS NOT A COPYPASTA, THAHS JUST FUCKING PORN!!!!! I DONT FUCKING EANT GOD DAMN PORK ON MY GOD DAMN COPYPASTA SUBREDDIT!!!! DO SOMETHING SLREADY YOU USELESS MODS, OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL PERSONALLY FIND YOU AND SHOVE YOUR HEAD INSIDE A VAT OF ACID. USEELSS, UTTERLY USELESS. MY GRANDMA'S DEMENTIA IS FUNNIER THAN SOME OF YOU FUCKERS. STOP POSTING PORN, WE DO JOT CARE ABOUT IT. WE WANT COPYPASTAS, SHIT YO ACTUALLY FUCKING COPY GOD DAMN PASTA YOU BRAINLETS. 

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          Sauce?

            Copypasta of every sauce whenever someone ask for “Sauce? for a friend, of course.”

            Sure man, I got you covered:
            
            Brown sauces:
            
            Bordelaise sauce
            
            Chateaubriand sauce
            
            Charcutiere sauce
            
            Chaudfroid sauce
            
            Demi glace – Sauce in French cuisine
            
            Gravy – Sauce made from the juices of meats
            
            Mushroom gravy
            
            Romesco sauce
            
            Sauce Africaine
            
            Sauce au Poivre
            
            Sauce Robert
            
            Butter sauces:
            
            Seared ahi tuna in a beurre blanc sauce
            
            Beurre blanc
            
            Beurre manie
            
            Beurre monté
            
            Beurre noisette
            
            Café de Paris – Butter-based sauce
            
            Meuniere sauce
            
            Emulsified sauces:
            
            Remoulade seaweed sauce
            
            Aioli – West Mediterranean sauce of garlic and oil
            
            Béarnaise sauce – Sauce made of clarified butter and egg yolk
            
            Garlic sauce – Sauce with garlic as a main ingredient
            
            Hollandaise sauce – Sauce made of egg, butter, and lemon
            
            Mayonnaise – Thick cold sauce
            
            Remoulade – Mayonnaise-based cold sauce
            
            Salad cream – Dressing similar to mayonnaise
            
            Tartare sauce(w/ chilli)
            
            Fish sauces:
            
            Bagna càuda – Italian hot dish made from garlic and anchovies
            
            Clam sauce – Pasta sauce
            
            Garum – Historical fermented fish sauce
            
            Green sauces:
            
            See Green sauce – Sauce made from chopped herbs
            
            Tomato sauces:
            
            Tomato sauces
            
            Ketchup – Sauce used as a condiment
            
            Hot sauces:
            
            Pepper sauces
            
            Pique sauce
            
            Mustard sauces
            
            Mustard – Condiment made from mustard seeds
            
            Chile pepper-tinged sauces
            
            Phrik nam pla is a common hot sauce in Thai cuisine
            
            Hot sauce – Chili pepper-based condiments include:
            
            Buffalo Sauce
            
            Chili sauce
            
            Datil pepper sauce
            
            Enchilada – Corn tortilla rolled around a filling and covered with a sauce sauce
            
            Pique Sauce
            
            Sriracha sauce
            
            Tabasco sauce – American hot sauce brand
            
            Meat-based sauces:
            
            Neapolitan ragù sauce atop paccheri
            
            Amatriciana sauce – Traditional Italian pasta sauce
            
            Barese ragù
            
            Bolognese – Italian pasta sauce of tomatoes and meat
            
            Carbonara – Italian pasta dish
            
            Cincinnati chili – Spiced meat sauce used as a topping for spaghetti
            
            Neapolitan ragù – Italian meat sauce
            
            Picadillo – Ground meat and tomato dish popular in Latin America and the Philippines
            
            Ragù – Meat-based sauce in Italian cuisine
            
            Pink sauces:
            
            Pink sauce
            
            Sauces made of chopped fresh ingredients:
            
            Fresh-ground pesto sauce, prepared with a mortar and pestle
            
            Chimichurri – Food sauce
            
            Gremolata – Condiment for ossobuco
            
            Mujdei – Spicy Romanian sauce made mostly from garlic and vegetable oil
            
            Onion sauce
            
            Persillade – Sauce or seasoning mix
            
            Pesto – Sauce made from basil, pine nuts, parmesan, garlic, and olive oil
            
            Pico de gallo – Mexican condiment
            
            Latin American Salsa cruda of various kinds
            
            Salsa verde – Spicy Mexican sauce based on tomatillos
            
            Sauce gribiche – Cold egg sauce
            
            Sauce vierge
            
            Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce
            
            Sweet sauces:
            
            Crème anglaise over a slice of pain d'épices
            
            Pork with peach sauce
            
            Apple sauce – Sauce or puree made from apples
            
            Blueberry sauce – Compote or savory sauce made with blueberries
            
            Butterscotch sauce – Type of confectionery
            
            Caramel – Confectionery product made by heating sugars
            
            Chocolate gravy
            
            Chocolate syrup – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient
            
            Cranberry sauce – Sauce or relish made from cranberries
            
            Crème anglaise
            
            Custard – Semi-solid cooked mixture of milk and egg
            
            Fudge sauce – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient
            
            Hard sauce – not liquid, but called a sauce nonetheless
            
            Sweet chili sauce – Condiment primarily used as a dip
            
            Mango sauce
            
            Peach sauce
            
            Plum sauce – Chinese condiment
            
            Strawberry sauce
            
            Syrup – Thick, viscous solution of sugar in water
            
            Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce
            
            Zabaione – Italian dessert made with egg, sugar, and wine
            
            White sauces:
            
            Mornay sauce poured over an orecchiette pasta dish
            
            Alfredo sauce
            
            Béchamel sauce – Sauce of the Italian and French cuisines[9]
            
            Caruso sauce – Cream sauce for pasta
            
            Mushroom sauce – White or brown sauce prepared with mushrooms
            
            Mornay sauce – Type of béchamel sauce including cheese
            
            Sauce Allemande – Sauce used in classic French cuisine
            
            Sauce Américaine
            
            Suprême sauce – Classic French sauce
            
            Velouté sauce – Classic French sauce
            
            Yogurt sauce – Food produced by bacterial fermentation of milk
            

            You can take away my friends, you can take away my followers

              The copypasta came from the Splatoon community where squarr (a former team captain) made a tweet after getting exposed for being horrible person.

              You can take away my friends, you can take away my followers, you can take away my reputation, but you can never take away my what i means to be me. I'll become better, this is a new start for me