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Monster Hunter navy seal copypasta

    What the fuck did you just fucking say about Lance, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the hunter training academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Elder dragons, and I have over 300 confirmed hunts. I am trained in Rajang warfare and I'm the top lancer in the entire hunter research commission. You are nothing to me but just another Jaggi. I will wipe you the fuck out with guard the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Raphinos across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Bullfango. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred pokes, and that's just with my guard down. Not only am I extensively trained in mobile combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Palico gadgets and tail raiders and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the new world, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo. 

    Marcoh is no ordinary guy

      Marcoh is no ordinary guy. Why do you think he always keeps his back covered by his combat jacket? Why do you think he is always so reserved around most people? Because he is secretly a Joestar. Not by direct lineage but he has some blood running through his veins. Think about George Joestar the First, Jonathan's father, he had only one child, but that perhaps because his wife passed away early on and he didn't wanna remarry or couldn't get past her death. So, Jonathan is an only child, yes, he is. But what about his dad? Considering that he grew up in the early Victorian era, customs at the time were to have more than one child hence a lot of them didn't make it through childhood due to illnesses and the lack of a structured medical system at the time. Look at Great Expectations, in the first scene, Pip is at his parents' grave and reflects on their passing, while acknowledging he also had other siblings who bit the dust, only he and his older sister remaining alive. So. its a very high possibility George Joestar had more siblings, some may have passed, some may have lived on and one of them could have moved with the trading business or got married in Italy. The family could have adapted to the Italian language or maybe after the first generation, only girls were born so they got married and changed their name entirely. And keep in mind that its not compulsory that George Joestar is the oldest sibling, he could very well be the youngest of them and have much older siblings, some who might have even passed away during the first act of Part 1. Marcoh was born at the beginning of the 1910s so there was plenty of time for the other Joestars to settle and blend in Italy considering we are talking about Victorian or Pre-Victorian(possibly) era people. Besides his physique and height which run in the men of the Joestar clan, we can also notice that Marcoh has an innate appeal to people who want to be stronger. Basically, its not a stretch to call Tanaka his Jobro. Also, why is Marcoh so physically strong? I mean, if you take it literally, he can punch divine-like beings and do damage to them. I am inclined to believe Marcoh has secretly mastered the art of Hamon or maybe he even posses a Stand that nobody else can see, not even us, because we are not Stand Users, nor are any of the other characters. Think about Marcoh's Counter skill, is it simply that he can counterattack that fast? or is that his stand reacting? What about the red aura that engulfs him the more a fight goes on, could that simply be a cool visual effect, or his Hamon energy experiencing an overdrive like Jonathan did? But hey, thats just a theory! A Funger Theory! 

      Am I cheating?

        Story:
        I've been extremely high like the past 2 weeks and I've just gotten sober and now I'm noticing that I somehow have aim assist? I don't want to cheat as I want to gain skill legitimately, I've reinstalled the game like 4 times reset my drive and yet it still persists. I literally don't know what to do, I don't wanna be banned. I've checked all active tasks and closed all the ones that look suspicious, their is no random apps in startup either, I'm confused on how this even happened as I have no memory of doing anything besides just playing? Is this aim assist or am I dumb? 

        AGHHHHHH IM SICK OF IT! IM ABSOLUTELY SICK OF IT!

          AGHHHHHH IM SICK OF IT! IM ABSOLUTELY SICK OF IT! THE MODS HERE ARE ABSOLUTELY USELESS!!! YOU LITERALLY HAVE THE MOST NON COPY PASTA POSTS HERE, WHERE ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH AM I GOING TO SEND A FUCKING COPYPASTA OF JOE BIDEN LICKING OBAMA'S FEET???? HUH?????? NOWHERE. THAT'S RIGHT, ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE. I WANT ACTUAL COPYPASTAS. I DON'T WANT LOW EFFORT GOONING POSTS, BECAUSE I'LL NEVER USE THEM! YOU CAN SCROLL DOWN RIGHT NOW OFF OF THIS POST AND YOU'LL PROBABLY SEE SOME DUMB FUCKING POST ABOUT A BROTHER HAVING SLOPPY SWEATY FRENCH SEX WITH THEIR LONG LOST SISTER. THATS NOT A COPYPASTA, THAHS JUST FUCKING PORN!!!!! I DONT FUCKING EANT GOD DAMN PORK ON MY GOD DAMN COPYPASTA SUBREDDIT!!!! DO SOMETHING SLREADY YOU USELESS MODS, OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL PERSONALLY FIND YOU AND SHOVE YOUR HEAD INSIDE A VAT OF ACID. USEELSS, UTTERLY USELESS. MY GRANDMA'S DEMENTIA IS FUNNIER THAN SOME OF YOU FUCKERS. STOP POSTING PORN, WE DO JOT CARE ABOUT IT. WE WANT COPYPASTAS, SHIT YO ACTUALLY FUCKING COPY GOD DAMN PASTA YOU BRAINLETS. 

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            Sauce?

              Copypasta of every sauce whenever someone ask for “Sauce? for a friend, of course.”

              Sure man, I got you covered:
              
              Brown sauces:
              
              Bordelaise sauce
              
              Chateaubriand sauce
              
              Charcutiere sauce
              
              Chaudfroid sauce
              
              Demi glace – Sauce in French cuisine
              
              Gravy – Sauce made from the juices of meats
              
              Mushroom gravy
              
              Romesco sauce
              
              Sauce Africaine
              
              Sauce au Poivre
              
              Sauce Robert
              
              Butter sauces:
              
              Seared ahi tuna in a beurre blanc sauce
              
              Beurre blanc
              
              Beurre manie
              
              Beurre monté
              
              Beurre noisette
              
              Café de Paris – Butter-based sauce
              
              Meuniere sauce
              
              Emulsified sauces:
              
              Remoulade seaweed sauce
              
              Aioli – West Mediterranean sauce of garlic and oil
              
              Béarnaise sauce – Sauce made of clarified butter and egg yolk
              
              Garlic sauce – Sauce with garlic as a main ingredient
              
              Hollandaise sauce – Sauce made of egg, butter, and lemon
              
              Mayonnaise – Thick cold sauce
              
              Remoulade – Mayonnaise-based cold sauce
              
              Salad cream – Dressing similar to mayonnaise
              
              Tartare sauce(w/ chilli)
              
              Fish sauces:
              
              Bagna càuda – Italian hot dish made from garlic and anchovies
              
              Clam sauce – Pasta sauce
              
              Garum – Historical fermented fish sauce
              
              Green sauces:
              
              See Green sauce – Sauce made from chopped herbs
              
              Tomato sauces:
              
              Tomato sauces
              
              Ketchup – Sauce used as a condiment
              
              Hot sauces:
              
              Pepper sauces
              
              Pique sauce
              
              Mustard sauces
              
              Mustard – Condiment made from mustard seeds
              
              Chile pepper-tinged sauces
              
              Phrik nam pla is a common hot sauce in Thai cuisine
              
              Hot sauce – Chili pepper-based condiments include:
              
              Buffalo Sauce
              
              Chili sauce
              
              Datil pepper sauce
              
              Enchilada – Corn tortilla rolled around a filling and covered with a sauce sauce
              
              Pique Sauce
              
              Sriracha sauce
              
              Tabasco sauce – American hot sauce brand
              
              Meat-based sauces:
              
              Neapolitan ragù sauce atop paccheri
              
              Amatriciana sauce – Traditional Italian pasta sauce
              
              Barese ragù
              
              Bolognese – Italian pasta sauce of tomatoes and meat
              
              Carbonara – Italian pasta dish
              
              Cincinnati chili – Spiced meat sauce used as a topping for spaghetti
              
              Neapolitan ragù – Italian meat sauce
              
              Picadillo – Ground meat and tomato dish popular in Latin America and the Philippines
              
              Ragù – Meat-based sauce in Italian cuisine
              
              Pink sauces:
              
              Pink sauce
              
              Sauces made of chopped fresh ingredients:
              
              Fresh-ground pesto sauce, prepared with a mortar and pestle
              
              Chimichurri – Food sauce
              
              Gremolata – Condiment for ossobuco
              
              Mujdei – Spicy Romanian sauce made mostly from garlic and vegetable oil
              
              Onion sauce
              
              Persillade – Sauce or seasoning mix
              
              Pesto – Sauce made from basil, pine nuts, parmesan, garlic, and olive oil
              
              Pico de gallo – Mexican condiment
              
              Latin American Salsa cruda of various kinds
              
              Salsa verde – Spicy Mexican sauce based on tomatillos
              
              Sauce gribiche – Cold egg sauce
              
              Sauce vierge
              
              Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce
              
              Sweet sauces:
              
              Crème anglaise over a slice of pain d'épices
              
              Pork with peach sauce
              
              Apple sauce – Sauce or puree made from apples
              
              Blueberry sauce – Compote or savory sauce made with blueberries
              
              Butterscotch sauce – Type of confectionery
              
              Caramel – Confectionery product made by heating sugars
              
              Chocolate gravy
              
              Chocolate syrup – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient
              
              Cranberry sauce – Sauce or relish made from cranberries
              
              Crème anglaise
              
              Custard – Semi-solid cooked mixture of milk and egg
              
              Fudge sauce – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient
              
              Hard sauce – not liquid, but called a sauce nonetheless
              
              Sweet chili sauce – Condiment primarily used as a dip
              
              Mango sauce
              
              Peach sauce
              
              Plum sauce – Chinese condiment
              
              Strawberry sauce
              
              Syrup – Thick, viscous solution of sugar in water
              
              Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce
              
              Zabaione – Italian dessert made with egg, sugar, and wine
              
              White sauces:
              
              Mornay sauce poured over an orecchiette pasta dish
              
              Alfredo sauce
              
              Béchamel sauce – Sauce of the Italian and French cuisines[9]
              
              Caruso sauce – Cream sauce for pasta
              
              Mushroom sauce – White or brown sauce prepared with mushrooms
              
              Mornay sauce – Type of béchamel sauce including cheese
              
              Sauce Allemande – Sauce used in classic French cuisine
              
              Sauce Américaine
              
              Suprême sauce – Classic French sauce
              
              Velouté sauce – Classic French sauce
              
              Yogurt sauce – Food produced by bacterial fermentation of milk