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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


May thy woes be many, and thy bitches few

    May thy woes be many, and thy bitches few, for thou art a blight upon the eyes and a burden upon the ears of all who suffer thy presence. Verily, thy countenance doth resemble a poorly kept stable, and thy wit is as dull as a rusted plough. Thou art the jest of the village, the fool of the court, and the bane of every gathering where good cheer might otherwise flourish. Were thou to attend a feast, the very mead would sour at thy approach, and the minstrels would strike a mournful tune to mark thy passing. Go forth, thou wretched cur, and may the heavens have mercy upon those who must endure thy company, for no mortal soul could bear it long. 

    If your espresso tastes “good”, it’s not real espresso

      YSK: If your espresso tastes "good", it's not real espresso
      
      The idea that espresso should have a "pleasant" taste is a modern, American concept with no root in traditional preparation.
      
      Espresso, by definition, should imbue an intense bitterness and discomfort without any hint of sweetness or enjoyability. If you find yourself enjoying such taste notes as "chocolately", "caramel", "creamy", "fruity" etc please understand that you are drinking a coffee flavored children's beverage which would be more appropriately served at a Starbuck's drive-thru than a traditional Italian cafe.
      In traditional Japanese archery, you train for a long time before you ever actually shoot an arrow at a target. Stance, breathing, movement. Eventually you get to hold the bow, and it's a while after that before you get to put an arrow to the string, and even then you will not get to loose the arrow at the target until your instructor believes you are ready.
      
      No no one wants to hear this, but drinking the shot is like releasing the arrow. And you are probably not ready for that. The first 6 months should be just setting up the machine and then cleaning it. Focus on your breathing, focus on your posture. Then you can spend a few months grinding beans maybe, but do not try to pack the puck before you are ready and I mean ready. After a year or so, maybe you can start boiling water.
      
      Tasting the shot is something that comes at the end of a long long road. Maybe a hundred shots should go straight into the sink first. Maybe more. Point is, you can't rush this.

      could she act? no. but was her character good? also no.

        Its a Twitter copypasta where its used to roast characters people dislike usually from movies and tv shows.

        could she act? no. but was her character good? also no. and were her plotlines compelling? not really. but did she look good? also no. but did i enjoy her time in the movie? again, no. but would i watch more of her character? also no

        C’mon! I spend all fucking day working my ass off at my bullshit job

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          It's floe. Ice Floe.
          
          C'mon!
          
          I spend all fucking day working my ass off at my bullshit job that does nothing for humanity, then get in my shitty little car and fucking kill an innocent squirrel on the way home because the asshole behind me was tailgating me so I couldn't sloe down enough to let the little guy scramble across the street, then I get home and have to cook some fucking food for myself and I'm fucking starving but oh wait, apparently the freezer broke while I was gone and all my ice melted and leaked into everything and water logged my milk carton causing it to weaken and rupture and so I had to clean all that fucking shit up and because if I don't clean up the milk, I'm gonna get the roaches again, and last time that happened, I accidentally ate several roaches a day because they would just shoot right into my mouth and I have fucking idea why and the roach meat made me fucking sick as a dog and I'd throe up which would attract more roaches, new, different roaches, and when the new roaches get together with the old roaches, they form some sort of synergistic roach society and they keep trying to shoot up my pant legs and mess with my junk, so I gotta wear the special underwear again with the hose clamps, and all I wanna do it just sit down with my phone propped up in the crook of my elboe and see some witty puns on Reddit, but what do I see?
          
          Fucking flow instead of floe.
          
          I'm done with this world, man. Let the roaches take me at this point. They can finally have my body. What am I even fighting for anymore?

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          C'mon!
          
          I spend all fucking day working my ass off at my bullshit job that does nothing for humanity, then get in my shitty little car and fucking kill an innocent squirrel on the way home because the asshole behind me was tailgating me so I couldn't sloe down enough to let the little guy scramble across the street, then I get home and have to cook some fucking food for myself and I'm fucking starving but oh wait, apparently the freezer broke while I was gone and all my ice melted and leaked into everything and water logged my milk carton causing it to weaken and rupture and so I had to clean all that fucking shit up and because if I don't clean up the milk, I'm gonna get the roaches again, and last time that happened, I accidentally ate several roaches a day because they would just shoot right into my mouth and I have fucking idea why and the roach meat made me fucking sick as a dog and I'd throe up which would attract more roaches, new, different roaches, and when the new roaches get together with the old roaches, they form some sort of synergistic roach society and they keep trying to shoot up my pant legs and mess with my junk, so I gotta wear the special underwear again with the hose clamps, and all I wanna do it just sit down with my phone propped up in the crook of my elboe and see some witty puns on Reddit, but what do I see?
          
          Fucking X instead of Y.
          
          I'm done with this world, man. Let the roaches take me at this point. They can finally have my body. What am I even fighting for anymore? 

          America version of the Tiananmen Square Copypasta

            Survivors of the My Lai Massacre

            Its the Tiananmen Square copypasta but changed to America instead of China. The copypasta is meant to parody the anti-China propaganda by listing out every atrocities and crime committed by the American government. Its also used as a counter-pasta for Chinese copypastas.

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            1991 Nayirah Testimony

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Rodney King riots 洛杉矶罗德尼·金暴动 1979 Greensboro Massacre 1979年格林斯伯勒大屠杀 elma to Montgomery marches 塞尔玛到蒙哥马利游行 Long Hot Summer of 1967 1967年炎热的夏天 Bagram 巴格拉姆 Battle ofBlair Mountain 布莱尔山战役 Charlotte riots 夏洛特暴动 Attack on the Sui-ho Dam 袭击穗河水坝 Pottawatomie massacre 盆大屠杀 Jeju uprising 济州起义 Colfaxmassacre 科尔法克斯大屠杀 Reading Railroad massacre 阅读铁路大屠杀 Rock Springs massacre 岩泉大屠杀 Bay viewMassacre 湾景大屠杀 Lattimer massacre 拉蒂默大屠杀 Ludlow massacre 拉德洛屠杀 Everett massacre 埃弗里特屠杀Centralia Massacre 中部大屠杀 Ocoee massacre Ocoee大屠杀 Herrin Massacre 赫林大屠杀 Redwood Massacre红木大屠杀 Columbine Mine Massacre 哥伦拜恩矿难 MK-ULTRA MK超 Tuskegee Syphilis experiments 塔斯基吉梅毒实验 War on Drugs 毒品战争 3 million in prison 300万在监狱里 40 million in poverty 4,000万贫困人口 1991 Nayirah Testimony 1991年证词 2003 invasion of Iraq 2003年入侵伊拉克 Native American Genocide 美国原住民种族灭绝 Suppression of ethnic minorities 压制少数民族 2011 bombing of Libya 2011年轰炸利比亚 1999 Bombing of Yugoslavia 1999轰炸南斯拉夫 Invasion of Afghanistan 入侵阿富汗 Operation Timber Sycamore 木材无花果行动 1983 invasion of Grenada 1983年入侵格林纳达 1989 invasion of Panama 1989年入侵巴拿马 Opium Wars 鸦片战争 CIA Tibetan Program 中央情报局西藏计划 1949 Dropshot plan 1949年Dropshot计划 Hiroshima and Nagasaki 广岛和长崎 North Korea firebombing genocide 朝鲜轰炸种族灭绝 Cuban missile crisis 古巴导弹危机 Nuclear testing at Bikini Atoll 比基尼环礁的核试验 Military support for East Timor genocide 对东帝汶种族灭绝的军事支持 Abu Ghraib torture and prison abuse 阿布格莱布的酷刑和监狱虐待 Henry Kissinger 亨利·基辛格 Guantanamo Bay 关塔那摩湾 CIA blacksites 中央情报局黑场 Color revolutions 颜色革命 1953年伊朗军事政变 1957 Indonesia coup 1957年印度尼西亚政变 1958 Lebanon coup 1958年黎巴嫩政变 1964 Brazil coup 1964年巴西政变 2018 Venezuela attempted coup 2018委内瑞拉政变未遂 2019 Bolivia coup 2019年玻利维亚政变 Arab Spring 阿拉伯之春 Operation Gladio 格拉迪奥行动 Operation Earnest Voice 认真行动 Funding Hong Kong riots 资助香港骚乱 Corporate Censorship 公司审查 McCarthyism 麦卡锡主义 Migrant children in cages 关在笼子里的外来儿童 Kidnapping Alstom executives 绑架阿尔斯通高管 Kidnapping Huawei CFO 绑架华为首席财务官 1999 Belgrade embassy bombing National Endowment for Democracy 国家民主基金会 Petrodollar and sanctions 石油美元和制裁 Monroe Doctrine 门罗主义 Highway of Death 死亡之路 Vietnam War 越南战争 Bombing of Tokyo 轰炸东京 Kent State shootings肯特州枪击案 Occupation of the Malheur NationalWildlife Refuge Malheur国家野生动物保护区的占领 death of Freddie Gray 弗雷迪·格雷的死 Shooting of Michael Brown迈克尔·布朗的拍摄 death of Eric Garner, Oakland California 奥克兰奥克兰市埃里克·加纳(Eric Garner)逝世 Operation Condor 神鹰行动 Occupy WallStreet 占领华尔街 My Lai Massacre 我的大屠杀 St. Petersburg, Florida 佛罗里达州圣彼得堡 Kandahar Massacre 坎大哈屠杀 1992Washington Heights riots 1992年华盛顿高地暴动 North Dakota Access Pipeline Protests 北达科他州接入管道抗议 Ferguson Riots 弗格森暴动 2017 St. Louis protests2017年圣路易斯抗议活动 Assassination of Martin Luther King, Jr. and Malcolm X 小马丁·路德·金和马尔科姆X被暗杀 No Gun Ri Massacre 无枪杀案 L.A. 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            NSA MASS SURVEILLANCE KENT STATE

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LOUIS PROTESTS 2017 年圣路易斯抗议活动 NUCLEAR TESTING BIKINI ATOLL 比基尼环礁的核试验 UNITE THE RIGHT RALLY 团结右集会 CHARLOTTE PROTESTS 夏洛特暴动 ATTACK ON SUI-HO DAM 袭击穗河水坝 MILWAUKEE PROTESTS 密尔沃基骚乱 Shooting of Alton Sterling and Philando Castile 奥尔顿·斯特林和菲兰多·卡斯蒂利亚的射击 Occupation of the Malheur NationalWildlife Refuge Malheur国家野生动物保护区的占领 death of Freddie Gray 弗雷迪·格雷的死 Shooting of Michael Brown迈克尔·布朗的拍摄 death of Eric Garner, Oakland California 奥克兰奥克兰市埃里克·加纳(Eric Garner)逝世 Operation Condor 神鹰行动 Occupy WallStreet 占领华尔街 My Lai Massacre 我的大屠杀 St. Petersburg, Florida 佛罗里达州圣彼得堡 Kandahar Massacre 坎大哈屠杀 1992Washington Heights riots 1992年华盛顿高地暴动 No Gun Ri Massacre 无枪杀案 L.A. 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            Folks, let me tell you, the base set of Pokémon TCG, the original, the classic, it’s the best

              Folks, let me tell you, the base set of Pokémon TCG, the original, the classic, it’s the best. It’s the best, believe me. You’ve got your Charizards, your Blastoises, your Venusaurs, all the greats. They’re iconic, absolutely iconic. Kids today, they don’t know. They don’t understand how amazing the base set was.
              
              Now, you look at these modern sets, right? They’ve got all these new Pokémon, I can’t even pronounce half their names. It’s like they just keep adding more and more, and it’s confusing, folks. It’s not the same. They’ve got all these fancy holographics, these ultra rares, hyper rares, whatever they call them. It’s too much, it’s over the top. It’s not the same charm, not the same magic.
              
              Back in the day, when you pulled a holographic Charizard, it was incredible. It was like winning the lottery. Now, they’ve got all these gimmicks, these GX, EX, VMAX, who knows what else. It’s too complicated. The base set was simple, straightforward, and that’s what made it great. You had 151 Pokémon, you could collect them all. Now, there’s like a thousand. How are you supposed to catch them all, folks?
              
              And the artwork, the original artwork, it was beautiful. Ken Sugimori, remember that name, he’s a genius. The new cards, they’re flashy, sure, but they don’t have the same heart. They don’t have the same soul. The base set had personality. It had character. It was something special.
              
              So, we need to go back to basics, folks. We need to appreciate the classics. The base set is where it all started, and it’s still the best. Nothing compares. Not these modern sets with their bells and whistles. The base set is timeless, and it will always be the greatest. Believe me.