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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


Rule 34

    The R34 originally started from a 4Chan board and took off from there. 

    Rule 34. The fabled 34th Rule of the internet. The Rule is simple: if it exists, then there is porn of it. The Rule is always true. You cannot break it. No one can. However, what about the reverse of this Rule? If there is no porn of it, it does not exist. This is the unspoken dark side of The Rule. I quickly asked myself "is there porn of me?". I nervously typed in my name on some popular porn sites. I didn't find anything. As I went from one porn site to the next, dread slowly filled me. Pornhub. The Rule remains true. Xvideos. The Rule remains true. Youporn. The Rule remains true. I got desperate, so I went to more obscure and niche websites. Hentai Haven. The Rule Remains true. Nhentai. The Rule Remains true. Hanime. The Rule remains true. I even visited the dark web looking for anything. Even a crayon drawing would do. But as I clicked on the last porn website and typed in my name, I realized that I was slowly fading out of existence. Quickly I opened Adobe Photoshop and started drawing porn of myself. It was the only way. Head, body, arms. I was 25% gone. Legs, feet, knees. I was 50% gone. Now all I needed was the dick. This was the challenging part. I drew and I drew. I was 75% gone. My dick took up most of the canvas. I was 90% gone. I was almost done. I just needed the tip. I was 99% Gone. When I finished I was relieved. Somehow I had broken the rule. And when I noticed, reality began to collapse. Everyone should make porn of themselves to be safe. So yeah, that's why you should send me nudes.

    Let the apologies be as loud as the disrespect

      From a satirical article of Bronny James winning a COD tournament, this part of the article has became a copypasta for its shitpost potential.

      Let the apologies be as loud as the disrespect because Bronny, who was drafted No. 55 overall by the Los Angeles Lakers, just earned your respect. While many doubters called this draft pick one made entirely by nepotism, those same people look mighty foolish after his latest victory. 
      Let the apologies be as loud as the disrespect because LBJ Trademarks LLC, founded by LeBron James, has filed a request with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office to copyright “Taco Tuesday.” While many doubters called this filing "cringe-worthy" and a futile endeavor, those same people look mighty foolish after hearing LeBron's grito. 
      Let the apologies be as loud as the disrespect because Kelvin Benjamin, who was drafted No. 1 overall by Hometown Buffet, just earned your respect. While many doubters called this draft pick one made entirely by nepotism, those same people look mighty foolish after his latest meal.

      Stop someone from sending you unwanted nude

        Part of a series of fake dox or alert copypasta sent to users when they are suspected of doing something illegal.

        AUTOREPLY: We have detected the transmission of unsolicited pornographic images of potentially illegal nature [code:36489-a] and your device’s IP address has been forwarded to the police department pending an investigation. If you think this is a mistake, reply STOP
        This is an automated message generated by the Instagram team. Your image has been found to be a violation of 42 U.S.C. § 1283 (2021)

An image you sent has been flagged as an unsolicited picture. Your account is scheduled to be reported to the police

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        Por favor, coloque uma tag NSFW nisso

          Its the ‘NSFW while I was on the train’ copypasta but in Portuguese. 

          Por favor, coloque uma tag NSFW nisso. Eu estava no trem e quando vi isso tive que começar a me masturbar furiosamente. Todos os outros me olhavam de forma estranha e diziam coisas como "que porra é essa" e "chame a polícia". Deixei meu telefone cair e todos ao meu redor viram esta imagem. Agora há toda uma fila de homens se masturbando juntos nesta única imagem. Isso é tudo culpa sua, você poderia ter evitado isso se tivesse apenas marcado esta postagem com NSFW.

          This design is genius. It does so many things.

            Started from a comment on r/custommagic where users share their custom MTG cards. OP who initially used the pasta meant it as a genuine review on a person’s card but got meme-d due to how generic the comment was.

            This design is genius. It does so many things.

It's so neat and simple.

It's so balanced.

You can interact with it in so many ways, and each of them are so simple to grasp.

Really I love it, thanks for sharing, it'll go in my custom cube for sure.

            Ace Combat (Navy Seals) pasta

              What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little mercenary dog? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Cascadian National Guard, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the rebels, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top ace in the entire Federation armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with railguns the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the radio? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Federation and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, dog. The storm that comes for you and wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, merc. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my missiles. Not only am I extensively trained in aerial combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Federation Peacekeepers and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Cascadia, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" contract was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn crown. I will bury you so completely that the Earth will turn over a thousand times before your body is dug up. You're fucking dead, mercenary.