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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


You cheated not only the game, but yourself

    Originally it was a response tweet to a PC Gamer article that admitted on using cheats to beat Isshin from Sekiro. The response then became a viral meme.

    You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
    
    You didn't grow.
    You didn't improve.
    You took a shortcut and gained nothing.
    
    You experienced a hollow victory.
    Nothing was risked and nothing was gained.
    
    It's sad that you don't know the difference.

    Navy Seals of Nursing

      Originally its the Navy Seals copypasta from 4chan but changed to nursing.

      What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at the University of Phoenix, and I've been involved in numerous patient safety workshops, and I have over 300 "good-catches." I am trained in medication administration and I'm the top ass wiper in the entire hospital. You are nothing to me but just another Foley catheter. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of nurses across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggof. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can cannulate you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in fall prevention, but I have access to the entire arsenal of PRN suppositories and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, med student. 

      Being downvoted on reddit sucks man.

        Being downvoted on reddit sucks man.
        
        There’s something uniquely frustrating about being downvoted on Reddit. You put time and effort into crafting a thoughtful comment, sharing your perspective, or even just making a light-hearted joke, only to see those downvotes start piling up. It feels like a personal rejection, even though logically, I know it’s not. It's not just that someone disagrees with me—they’re actively saying my contribution doesn’t matter, that it’s not worth anyone else seeing. It stings.
        
        What really gets to me is how impersonal and anonymous it is. There’s no feedback, no dialogue—just a faceless number that slowly erases your words from the conversation. It’s like being shouted down in a crowd, but you can’t even see who’s doing the shouting. Was my point misunderstood? Did I offend someone without realizing it? Or maybe people just don’t care? That lack of closure gnaws at me, making me second-guess everything I write.
        
        Worse, Reddit’s algorithms treat downvotes like poison. If you get too many, your comment becomes invisible, buried at the bottom of the thread. It’s like you never even spoke, like your voice was silenced. And let’s be real—sometimes it feels like people downvote for the most trivial reasons. You used the wrong wording, or your humor didn’t quite land, and suddenly your comment is spiraling into the negatives.
        
        It’s hard not to take it personally, even when I know I shouldn’t. I can tell myself it’s just the internet, that downvotes don’t define my worth, but the sting of being dismissed, of not being heard? That’s hard to shake off.
        

        Overall you shouldn’t feel too bad about NDs

          Started around 2021, its a parody of gun owners response towards negligent discharge of firearms particularly themselves. Its often use as a joke to poke fun of the debate or dangers of gun ownership.

          Don't feel bad, they've happened to me a few times
          
          >At friends apartment at college. Just bought my first pistol from a gun show (I was 18)
          >Drinking with friends
          >Show them my new Jericho
          >Try to manually decock
          >Thumb slips on hammer, ND into celling
          >Upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the police.
          
          Second time
          >At range
          >Showing friend pistol
          >Think gun is unloaded
          >Point at ground show him how to wrack and pull the trigger.
          >Forgot loaded mag in
          >Shoot between his feet
          
          Third time
          >At parents house.
          >Just bought a sig from a guy
          >Get home
          >Try swapping slides with another sig I had
          >Forgot the other sig slide was chambered.
          >Pull trigger
          >Shoot parents wall
          
          Fourth time
          >At my new house
          >Playing with a friend’s 5.56 AK
          >Release bolt
          Slam fires round into ground
          
          Fith time
          >Showing a friend how to use it
          >No idea how but a round got chambered
          >Show him how the trigger works,
          >Pull trigger
          >Shoots round into floor in the same place as before
          
          Sixth time
          >Thought maybe the house was haunted
          >Grab a sig
          >Physically clear it, (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in
          > pull trigger at the same hole
          >Round goes off
          
          Seventh time
          >Friend brings over a used Glock wants me to look over it
          >I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it
          >Didn’t even realize the thing was loaded.
          
          Eighth time
          >Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10
          >I had no idea how open bolt guns worked.
          >He’s showing it off to me
          >I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot from a closed bolt)
          >Pulled the trigger for some reason
          >Shot 3 rounds into my wall
          
          Overall you shouldn’t feel too bad about NDs. It’s part of owning guns, and you should get used to them.
          They've happened a few times
          
          At friends apartment at college. Just bought my first pistol from a gun show (I was 18) Drinking with friends Show them my new Jericho Try to manually decock Thumb slips on hammer, ND into celling Upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the police.
          
          Second time
          
          At range Showing friend pistol Think gun is unloaded Point at ground show him how to wrack and pull the trigger. Forgot loaded mag in Shoot between his feet
          
          Third time
          
          At parents house. Just bought a sig from a guy Get home Try swapping slides with another sig I had Forgot the other sig slide was chambered. Pull trigger Shoot parents wall
          
          Fourth time
          
          At my new house Playing with a friend's 5.56 AK Release bolt Slam fires round into ground
          
          Fith time
          
          Showing a friend how to use it No idea how but a round got chambered Show him how the trigger works, Pull trigger Shoots round into floor in the same place as before
          
          Sixth time
          
          Thought maybe the house was haunted Grab a sig Physically clear it, (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in pull trigger at the same hole Round goes off
          
          Seventh time
          
          Friend brings over a used Glock wants me to look over it I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it Didn't even realize the thing was loaded.
          
          Eighth time
          
          Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10 I had no idea how open bolt guns worked. He's showing it off to me I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot from a closed bolt) Pulled the trigger for some reason Shot 3 rounds into my wall
          
          Overall you shouldn't feel too bad about NDs. It's part of owning guns, and you should get used to them. 

          No disrespect, I’m a firm believer that sweeping them is a huge fluke and robs them of truly accomplishing what their capable of.

            Original

            The original post started from r/hockey when the Nashville Predators swept the Chicago Blackhawks in 2017. It has been adopted many times to fit different narratives but always starts with a fan asking for a redo match in case it was a fluke.

            The pasta signature is usually “No disrespect to the…” and “…sweeping them is a huge fluke and robs… of truly accomplishing what their capable of” or “redo X match in case it was a big fluke”. Sometimes its also referred to as the fluke rant from r/hockey.

            No disrespect to the preds, I'm a firm believer that Nashville sweeping them is a huge fluke and robs the Hawks of truly accomplishing what their capable of. I've spent the last few days in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire regular season watching the Hawks play great hockey it's just not fair.
            
            If the Hawks lose again I will face that the Preds deserved the win, but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to the Hawks and the NHL.

            Baltimore Orioles

            No disrespect to the O's, I'm a firm believer that none of Baltimore's opponents sweeping them in the regular season is a huge fluke and robs the rest of the MLB teams of truly accomplishing what their capable of. I've spent the last few days in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire regular season watching fellow AL East teams Iike the Jays and Rays play great baseball it's just not fair.
            
            If the O's opponents go sweepless again I will face that the O's deserved to go the entire way without being swept, but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to the O's and the MLB.

            Should Riot Games redo the match in case it was a big fluke? (Valorant & LoL)

            No disrespect to sen, I'm a firm believer that Sentinels sweeping them is a huge fluke and robs Gen G of truly accomplishing what they're capable of. I've spent the last few days in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire regular season watching Gen G play great Valorant it's just not fair.
            
            If Gen G lose again I will face that Sentinels deserved the win, but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to Gen G and VCT.
            No disrespect to the G2s, KRUs, and C9s, I'm a firm believer that those players making the playoffs is a huge fluke and robs the Sentinels of truly accomplishing what their capable of. I've spent the last few seconds in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire year watching the Sentinels play great VALORANT, it's just not fair.
            
            If the Sentinels miss again I will face that the C9s,KRUs, and G2s deserved their position , but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to the Sentinels and VCT.
            No disrespect to the MXS players, I'm a firm believer that a Tier 2 team decisively beating Sentinels is a huge fluke and robs the SEN roster of truly accomplishing what their capable of. I've spent the past day in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire off-season watching the SEN gang play great ranked games on Twitch it's just not fair.
            
            If SEN lose again I will face that MXS deserved the win, but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to SEN City and the Valorant competitive scene as a whole.
            No disrespect to the Zeka, Peanut, and Viper, I'm a firm believer that those players making the finals is a huge fluke and robs the T1 of truly accomplishing what their capable of. I've spent the last few seconds in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire year watching the T1 play great League of Legends, it's just not fair. If the T1 miss again I will face that the Zeka,Peanut, and Viper deserved their position , but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to the T1 and LCK. 

            Should UEFA have Leverkusen and Atalanta redo the EL final in case it was a big fluke?

            No disrespect to Atalanta, but I'm a firm believer that winning the Europa league over Bayer Leverkusen is a huge fluke and robs Leverkusen of truly accomplishing what their capable of. I've spent the last few minutes in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire season watching Leverkusen play great hockey football it's just not fair.
            
            If Bayer Leverkusen lose again I will face that Atalanta deserved the win, but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to Leverkusen and UEFA. 

            Floodpits Drowner

              MTG Floodpits Drowner stun counter copypasta
              I read Merfolk and I smiled.
              
              I then read Flash and an eyebrow raised.
              
              I then read Vigilance and gasped.
              
              I then read applying a Stun Counter and muttered oh my god.
              
              I then read it has removal with the Stun Counter and leaned forward.
              
              I then read 2/1 and prepped my credit card.
              
              All that for only for 1U on an Uncommon... Give it to me now.